Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 25, 2008 1:50:25 GMT -5
Machine Guns Data vs Spock in a battle of logic Data, because he's an artificial construct with I believe a positronic brain, and Spock, while having a Vulcan father, is half human from his mother. Vic Mackey Vs. Rick Hunter.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 25, 2008 1:56:04 GMT -5
Vic Mackey... just because. Commander Shepard vs. Saren Let's see who even knows what this one is.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 2:08:21 GMT -5
Shepard...Saren is an enemy and the good guy always wins in video games
Green Skittles vs Green M&Ms
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 25, 2008 9:30:48 GMT -5
Green M&M's: She has a thin candy shell to protect her from a barrage of Green Skittles who fall lifelessly to the ground.
Here's one from the grudge match website (if you haven't hear of it, check it out, it's awesome).
John McClane vs. The Death Star
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 25, 2008 9:55:40 GMT -5
The Death Star, even if John gets on board he has to go one on one with both Darth and a lot of stormtroopers. Not to mention some kid, a guy who likes to yell a lot and gets tired of boring conversations, a walking carpet and some old man. Death Star wins.
A Spoonful of sugar vs Mary Poppins
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 25, 2008 10:00:57 GMT -5
Mary Poppins, because Tyrone Biggums would make a run-in to take the "medicine" in her place.
(And since "medicine" in her time was practically liquid opium, I'm sure that's right up his alley)
Here's a 3-Way Dance: TIMMAH (South Park) vs. Ralph Wiggum (Simpsons) vs. Greased up Deaf Guy (Family Guy)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 25, 2008 10:47:17 GMT -5
Ralph. He has that elf or whatever telling him to burn things.
Pete Doherty vs Amy Winehouse in a crack smoking competition
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 25, 2008 10:50:42 GMT -5
This one is tough, but Wiggum accidentally shoots the Greased up Deaf Guy who slipped by the oncoming Timmy, his real target. Timmy continues on his path of destruction by running over Wiggum, who couldn't get out of the way, and he accidentally shoots himself.
Another Grudge Match:
A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's weight in Chihuahuas.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Jan 25, 2008 11:04:30 GMT -5
Ralph. He has that elf or whatever telling him to burn things. Pete Doherty vs Amy Winehouse in a crack smoking competition Time limit draw. Either that, or they would run out of crack. Kim Possible Vs. Khan Noonien Singh
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 11:22:52 GMT -5
Khan
Hearts vs Stars vs Horseshes vs Clovers vs Bule Moons vs Pots of Gold vs Rainbows vs Red Balloons
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 25, 2008 11:27:40 GMT -5
Gotta go with the green clovers there.
The G-man from Half-Life vs Emperor Palpatine
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 11:37:39 GMT -5
Palpatine
Werewolf vs Vampire vs Worlock vs Witch vs Red Cap vs Frankenstein's Monster vs Zombie vs Mummy
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 25, 2008 12:19:30 GMT -5
It would come down to the witch and worlock. They could use magic each of their opponents weaknesses. Then, the witch and worlock would have a magic battle. The witch would probably win because witches are women and being female usually helps with in touch the Earth or mother Gaea or whatever.
The Borg VS The Daleks.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 13:11:51 GMT -5
Borg, The Borgcan assimilate or destroy entire planets, resistance is futile
Chrystaline Entity vs Death Star
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 25, 2008 15:28:59 GMT -5
Chrystaline Entity, unless the Death Star has some weird harmonics thing I don't know about.
Pain vs. Agony
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 25, 2008 15:30:22 GMT -5
Agony.
Dr Phil vs Dr Dre
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 25, 2008 15:43:36 GMT -5
Dr. Dre would bust a cap in Dr. Phil's ass.
Superman VS The Power Rangers.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 15:46:13 GMT -5
superman, power ranger can't do shit to him
Duck Dodger vs Captain Planet
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Jan 25, 2008 16:07:45 GMT -5
Duck Doger.
Iron Man vs. Batman
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 25, 2008 16:11:23 GMT -5
Batman
Inigo Montoya or Zorro
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