Hey, bowl of cookie dough.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

"Raw". That's what this thread is all about.

I think I'll go crack open a pack of ramen and eat it straight like that. Cooking is for wimps.

[Mister Pigwell]

Now you got the spirit DP.


Raw Ramen is nothing my poor ass is a stranger too. Sometimes I'd be too inebriated to figure out how to cook so I'd sit in a corner and eat it raw, crumbled up with the seasonings.



Stay sober kids.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

I imagine raw Nestle Quick Powder would be like a chocolate flavored pixie stick.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

Maybe Strawberry Nestle Quick Power would taste good?

valens said:

Now you got the spirit DP.


Raw Ramen is nothing my poor ass is a stranger too. Sometimes I'd be too inebriated to figure out how to cook so I'd sit in a corner and eat it raw, crumbled up with the seasonings.



Stay sober kids.

.....

[Rob's No. 1 Fan]

ravenm said:

Know whats WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better then Cookie Dough? Cake Batter. For real I dont know why they just dont sell cake batter, its way better then the cake itself...

Ya. I know u ask this a lot. So i asked my mom and she goes

"Cuz its dangerous and doesn't pass public health codes. Cuz cake batter is made with raw ingredients like raw eggs and raw flour. You aint even spose to let your kids lick the bowl cuz it can give them worms. Restaurants aint allowed to sell raw eggs and stuff - because of salminela and bacterias."

Ok... so there it is. ITS FRIGGIN POISON!! POISON!!
SKULL AND CROSS-BONES STUFF!!

(guess i should be dead by now then... or maybe thats why my butt itches after i eat cake batter.. cuz I got worms.... i been keepin track.... then again, maybe thats WHY i like it.... i dunno... i gotta go think about all this).





.

[humanoid]

valens said:

You know I hope I do too. I'll wear it as a Red Badge of Courage for enjoying cookie dough today.

Something none of you guys are doing.


Especially that chump humanoid. *mumble*

So this is how you are training for the ultimate test of intelligence and skill? Sitting around eating raw cookie dough and insulting people who aren't around to defend themselves?

I can't wait to mop the board with you, and shut your mouth once and for all.

[Nick Loves Dr. Pepper]

Cookie Dough is my favorite flavor of ice cream.

[Insomniac]

I made some fresh-baked cookies the other day. As they were baking, I scooped up all the mix that was in the bowl and ate that. I actually enjoyed the uncooked mixture more than the cookies.

I personally think we should all go back to the way things were before man learned how to harness fire. Everything is better before you cook it. Not only does it taste better, but it's healthier for you and strengthens your teeth. It also cures you of any STDs and makes you stronger. Those are just scientific facts.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

jlee said:

ravenm said:

Know whats WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better then Cookie Dough? Cake Batter. For real I dont know why they just dont sell cake batter, its way better then the cake itself...

Ya. I know u ask this a lot. So i asked my mom and she goes

"Cuz its dangerous and doesn't pass public health codes. Cuz cake batter is made with raw ingredients like raw eggs and raw flour. You aint even spose to let your kids lick the bowl cuz it can give them worms. Restaurants aint allowed to sell raw eggs and stuff - because of salminela and bacterias."

Ok... so there it is. ITS FRIGGIN POISON!! POISON!!
SKULL AND CROSS-BONES STUFF!!

(guess i should be dead by now then... or maybe thats why my butt itches after i eat cake batter.. cuz I got worms.... i been keepin track.... then again, maybe thats WHY i like it.... i dunno... i gotta go think about all this).





.

You won't get worms from eating raw cookie dough or cake batter. The worst you'll get is a stomache ache from eating too much.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

To curb my chocolate cravings, I get a hand ful of chocolate chips, put them in a bowl, and suck on a few at a time. It's so damn awesome. And as for cookie dough, its too rich to have too much at once.

[Mister Pigwell]

humanoid said:

valens said:

You know I hope I do too. I'll wear it as a Red Badge of Courage for enjoying cookie dough today.

Something none of you guys are doing.


Especially that chump humanoid. *mumble*

So this is how you are training for the ultimate test of intelligence and skill? Sitting around eating raw cookie dough and insulting people who aren't around to defend themselves?

I can't wait to mop the board with you, and shut your mouth once and for all.

I don't need to train! Yes, our competition requires me to be in peek mental and physical form. Do I need it to beat YOU?


Surely not!

*scoff*

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

insomniac34 said:

I made some fresh-baked cookies the other day. As they were baking, I scooped up all the mix that was in the bowl and ate that. I actually enjoyed the uncooked mixture more than the cookies.

I personally think we should all go back to the way things were before man learned how to harness fire. Everything is better before you cook it. Not only does it taste better, but it's healthier for you and strengthens your teeth. It also cures you of any STDs and makes you stronger. Those are just scientific facts.

Doesn't it also make you richer, Insomniac? I thought I heard that too.

[Insomniac]

agentdeadpool said:

insomniac34 said:

I made some fresh-baked cookies the other day. As they were baking, I scooped up all the mix that was in the bowl and ate that. I actually enjoyed the uncooked mixture more than the cookies.

I personally think we should all go back to the way things were before man learned how to harness fire. Everything is better before you cook it. Not only does it taste better, but it's healthier for you and strengthens your teeth. It also cures you of any STDs and makes you stronger. Those are just scientific facts.

Doesn't it also make you richer, Insomniac? I thought I heard that too.

I'm trying to confirm this, but the powerful anti-"raw food" lobby is attempting to shut down my research.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

insomniac34 said:

agentdeadpool said:

Doesn't it also make you richer, Insomniac? I thought I heard that too.

I'm trying to confirm this, but the powerful anti-"raw food" lobby is attempting to shut down my research.

Damn them, DAMN THEM!

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

I like my cookie dough just like I like my wrestling...

Uncut. Uncooked. And Uncensored.

[humanoid]

valens said:

humanoid said:

So this is how you are training for the ultimate test of intelligence and skill? Sitting around eating raw cookie dough and insulting people who aren't around to defend themselves?

I can't wait to mop the board with you, and shut your mouth once and for all.

I don't need to train! Yes, our competition requires me to be in peek mental and physical form. Do I need it to beat YOU?


Surely not!

*scoff*

I will see to it that you eat those words like so much raw cookie dough.

See you there.





Also I will teach you the difference between "peak" and "peek"

[Mister Pigwell]

humanoid said:

valens said:

I don't need to train! Yes, our competition requires me to be in peek mental and physical form. Do I need it to beat YOU?


Surely not!

*scoff*

I will see to it that you eat those words like so much raw cookie dough.

See you there.





Also I will teach you the difference between "peak" and "peek"

I refuse to learn! I have nothing to learn from the peasant likes as you!


Ya I'll see ya there...just bring your A game so when I smoke you I at least can pretend that I tried and look good alright?

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

This is getting crazy!