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Post by Alucard on Feb 9, 2008 22:39:24 GMT -5
The Bible Black. YES, IT WAS A GAME BEFORE IT WAS AN ANIME. F OFF. ... There was a GAME? Is it just your average run of the mill "text/pics" H-Game...or is it...something more?
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 9, 2008 22:44:07 GMT -5
... There was a GAME? Is it just your average run of the mill "text/pics" H-Game...or is it...something more? Somewhere in the middle. I wound't want that, that thing smurfs everybody over Not if you use it properly. You probably never saw the two or so non-'oh my God what the hell why is this happening oh great now I'm dead' endings.
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Post by Alucard on Feb 9, 2008 22:45:30 GMT -5
... There was a GAME? Is it just your average run of the mill "text/pics" H-Game...or is it...something more? Somewhere in the middle. I wound't want that, that thing smurfs everybody over Not if you use it properly. You probably never saw the two or so non-'oh my God what the hell why is this happening oh great now I'm dead' endings. So you mean it had actual moments of interactivity beyond "click. click. click. click yes/no to choose destiny. you died/got turned into a hermaphrodite/got sexually assaulted by a walrus."
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Feb 9, 2008 22:46:44 GMT -5
... There was a GAME? Is it just your average run of the mill "text/pics" H-Game...or is it...something more? Somewhere in the middle. I wound't want that, that thing smurfs everybody over Not if you use it properly. You probably never saw the two or so non-'oh my God what the hell why is this happening oh great now I'm dead' endings. there is GOOD endings? wow.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Feb 9, 2008 22:48:12 GMT -5
I was wondering what everyone was talking about. Then I went up and saw. Bible Black. Haven't played it, but knowing what it is... I do doubt there is much game play.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 10, 2008 0:12:58 GMT -5
I wish those random plates of meat you find so many old video games were real. I just now noticed this one. That would be AWESOME. To like, punch open a phonebooth(?) or an oil barrel(?!) and all of a sudden, BAM, full course meal...infinite relief. Yeah. I've been seriously wishing for bipedal walking tanks for a long time now. Not so much to go to war in...just...to have. I'm deathly afraid of the nuclear technology attached to MG REX, but one neutered of it would be okay. In that case look into the wanzers from Front Mission
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Post by MiLo Duck on Feb 10, 2008 0:17:19 GMT -5
The absurd Racoon suite from Super Mario Bros 3. You can fly, turn into a statue, but karma dictates that you pay for this by looking like a tool. Brilliant.
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Feb 10, 2008 2:08:59 GMT -5
The hook shot from Zelda: A Link to the Past would be fun. You couldn't get around as well as if you had Sonic's shoes but getting pull from house to house across the roof would be a blast, I'm sure. Mega Man arm blast with all the power ups would be pretty sweet. I'm late for work? Just use Flash Man or Bright Man's Time Stop. Got something big to carry? Gut Man's power lift should be able to take care of that. Gang members want to take a shot at me? I have the Wood Man leaf shield or Skull Man's skull shield. The practial everyday uses are endless. I am surprised with all the Final Fantasy references on this thread no one said Phoenix Down. I don't believe I have to explain the usefulness of that.
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Post by Alucard on Feb 10, 2008 2:10:26 GMT -5
The hook shot from Zelda: A Link to the Past would be fun. You couldn't get around as well as if you had Sonic's shoes but getting pull from house to house across the roof would be a blast, I'm sure. Mega Man arm blast with all the power ups would be pretty sweet. I'm late for work? Just use Flash Man or Bright Man's Time Stop. Got something big to carry? Gut Man's power lift should be able to take care of that. Gang members want to take a shot at me? I have the Wood Man leaf shield or Skull Man's skull shield. The practial everyday uses are endless. I am surprised with all the Final Fantasy references on this thread no one said Phoenix Down. I don't believe I have to explain the usefulness of that. It's GUTSMAN! *raises fist* (DUN DUUUNNN!)
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Feb 10, 2008 2:12:37 GMT -5
Maybe not an item per se but those GTA cheats would be nice
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 10, 2008 2:13:54 GMT -5
Forget the Hookshot--give me the Double Clawshot.
And, also, an Invincibility power-up. I'd walk up to that bastard who pulled my pants down in the middle of class in the fifth grade, have sex with his wife in front of him, and all he could do is stare at the pretty sparkles orbiting my body.
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Post by Silent Brad on Feb 10, 2008 2:14:33 GMT -5
chainsaw from GTA...........oh wait
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 10, 2008 2:23:17 GMT -5
chainsaw from GTA...........oh wait I'd prefer the double-ended dildo. ...Thinking about rephrasing that.
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Post by Silent Brad on Feb 10, 2008 2:30:21 GMT -5
I'd prefer the double-ended dildo. I'd Prefer the double-ended dildo to beat somebody with. consider it rephrased, actually you might want to rephrase my rephrase.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 10, 2008 2:38:52 GMT -5
The money from GTA.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 10, 2008 2:41:27 GMT -5
ever played an RPG...I want the generic bottomless item sack filled with anything you could ever want and you can always find what you need That's a good one. Hmm. A lot of games have X-Ray glasses....
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Feb 10, 2008 2:42:10 GMT -5
The security system from Double Switch.
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Post by default on Feb 10, 2008 2:46:06 GMT -5
Since I'm playing Morrowind right now... yeah, I wish I could get invisibility potions, magic weapons and just randomly walk into people's houses, walk into their bedroom and steal everything they have, then sell it down the street, minus the pillows and candles, which I keep for the house I got from killing the woman who lived there.
Also, I'd like to be able to pull off the combos I can in Tony Hawk. I could make a video or enter a contest once a year and live the good life.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 10, 2008 2:46:44 GMT -5
1up mushrooms. Plain and simple. That is so simple that it is brilliant!! ever played an RPG...I want the generic bottomless item sack filled with anything you could ever want and you can always find what you need Oh, you have a bag of holding! Would you mind storing my portable hole in it for me? [hands it to Diamond and runs like hell]* *Dr. T wonders if anyone actually gets that one
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 10, 2008 2:55:30 GMT -5
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