Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 19, 2008 12:34:56 GMT -5
"I swear to Christ that if I survive this f***ing case I'm gonna dance a jig."
And he does, right after the awesome death via helicopter
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 19, 2008 12:40:35 GMT -5
"I swear to Christ that if I survive this f***ing case I'm gonna dance a jig." And he does, right after the awesome death via helicopter Like I said, best part of the movie.
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rra
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Post by rra on Feb 19, 2008 13:07:23 GMT -5
I love the recurring joke about the $600 pants. "They don't have, like a TV in them or something?" When he hands him the brief case with $6,000,000 in it. "Here, Merry Christmas. Buy yourself a new pair of pants." Definitely a quotable film with Milo (a terrific villain) having some of the best. My brother and I still say, " You think you're so smurfing cool, don't you?" in Milo's voice to eachother. Usually when we're jealous because the other one is catching fish. Remember when Wayans scratches the car? Willis: "You should have shit on it."
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 13:12:31 GMT -5
"Hi. You're nobody." "Shhh. Don't tell anyone."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you: 'Bom' means 'smurf you' in Polish."
Joe Hallenbeck=Lemmy=God.
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Post by rra on Feb 19, 2008 13:16:58 GMT -5
"Hi. You're nobody." "Shhh. Don't tell anyone." "Oh, I forgot to tell you: 'Bom' means 'smurf you' in Polish." Joe Hallenbeck=Lemmy=God. One thing about LBS I never understood was why Bruce Willis' character was so damn depressed. Yeah his wife is smurfing his PI partner, his kid is Sataness, and he got fired from the Secret Service... Then again, Black's original script had it that the Senator framed Willis up with coke after Willis refused to cover for the Senator's bastard son after he killed a woman and kid.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 13:25:54 GMT -5
"Hi. You're nobody." "Shhh. Don't tell anyone." "Oh, I forgot to tell you: 'Bom' means 'smurf you' in Polish." Joe Hallenbeck=Lemmy=God. One thing about LBS I never understood was why Bruce Willis' character was so damn depressed. Yeah his wife is smurfing his PI partner, his kid is Sataness, and he got fired from the Secret Service... Then again, Black's original script had it that the Senator framed Willis up with coke after Willis refused to cover for the Senator's bastard son after he killed a woman and kid. True. The fact is, his career was in the toilet anyways after getting fired for punching out the Senator after catching him with that girl. And his homelife, just from the movie's opening, was a complete wreck. His family hates him. Fer chrissakes, he's sleeping in his car at the beginning of the movie, and there's no indication he's on a stakeout!
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Post by rra on Feb 19, 2008 13:39:33 GMT -5
One thing about LBS I never understood was why Bruce Willis' character was so damn depressed. Yeah his wife is smurfing his PI partner, his kid is Sataness, and he got fired from the Secret Service... Then again, Black's original script had it that the Senator framed Willis up with coke after Willis refused to cover for the Senator's bastard son after he killed a woman and kid. True. The fact is, his career was in the toilet anyways after getting fired for punching out the Senator after catching him with that girl. And his homelife, just from the movie's opening, was a complete wreck. His family hates him. Fer chrissakes, he's sleeping in his car at the beginning of the movie, and there's no indication he's on a stakeout! That's a good point. "I may have smurfed a squirrel last night and can't remember it."
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 13:54:53 GMT -5
It's funny, because Joe never comes across as a raging alkie in the movie, like a lot of guys would in his position.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Feb 19, 2008 13:59:51 GMT -5
It's funny, because Joe never comes across as a raging alkie in the movie, like a lot of guys would in his position. I am glad that they at least avoided that cliche. He does smoke alot of cigarettes though. "Think think. What would Joe do if he were in this position?.... He'd shoot everybody and then smoke some cigarettes."
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Post by rra on Feb 19, 2008 14:01:45 GMT -5
It's funny, because Joe never comes across as a raging alkie in the movie, like a lot of guys would in his position. I am glad that they at least avoided that cliche. He does smoke alot of cigarettes though. "Think think. What would Joe do if he were in this position?.... He'd shoot everybody and then smoke some cigarettes.""What you doing?" "Smoking some cigaretttes" "Can that wait?" "I dont know, they're damn good cigarettes."
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 14:16:30 GMT -5
Hell, he KILLS a guy because of cigarretts. Sure there's some punching involved, but...Joe only wanted a light.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 14:17:53 GMT -5
Also..."You reeeeal funny for a guy who's about to eat a bullet!" "After f***ing your wife, I'll take two."
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Post by rra on Feb 19, 2008 14:19:24 GMT -5
Also..."You reeeeal funny for a guy who's about to eat a bullet!" "After smurfing your wife, I'll take two." Quit it with the wife shit! OK, how fat is she?
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HoagieWithPastrami
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Post by HoagieWithPastrami on Feb 19, 2008 14:52:10 GMT -5
Ha...
When this was at the theatres I was still kind of young. My parents went out with another married couple to see a different movie one night. I didn't have anything to do, so I talked my dad into letting me go with them, buying me a ticket to go see "Boy Scout" (it was rated R), and letting me go see it by myself while they went and saw some adult movie I wasn't interested in.
Then I got to go to school the next day, and brag about how I saw a violent action movie at the theatre by myself, and procede to repeat all of Willis' one-liners to my classmates.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 19, 2008 14:57:50 GMT -5
One of the few movies they play the hell out of on cable that I will watch the whole way through more than once a day. That means I liked it too. And Halle Berry. Version 1.0. After getting quitting one of my past jobs, I did Hallenback's jig outside of the building. Only one passerby knew what I was doing and he laughed his ass off.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 16:57:35 GMT -5
One of the few movies they play the hell out of on cable that I will watch the whole way through more than once a day. That means I liked it too. And Halle Berry. Version 1.0. After getting quitting one of my past jobs, I did Hallenback's jig outside of the building. Only one passerby knew what I was doing and he laughed his ass off. The fact that even one person got it=magic.
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Post by humanoid on Feb 19, 2008 20:29:00 GMT -5
I would like to add my name to the list of people who loved this movie.
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