Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 23, 2008 21:42:16 GMT -5
"They're dead. They're all messed up."
People are going to start wondering about me.
Wait...when do people STOP wondering about me?
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Feb 23, 2008 22:10:31 GMT -5
Coop: When we first started hanging out together this morning we were just friends, but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So, I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes-have sex with her, but no seriously Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 24, 2008 1:53:39 GMT -5
"He's not a man.....he's a machine."
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2008 3:38:55 GMT -5
amazed no one used "SAY HERRO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
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Post by shadowforce420 on Feb 24, 2008 11:27:16 GMT -5
"Oh my God, what is it?""Devastator."
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Post by 2xfw 4 life on Feb 24, 2008 11:50:10 GMT -5
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks" "In a row?"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 24, 2008 12:17:46 GMT -5
"When this baby hits 88 M.P.H. you're going to see some serious shit."
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Post by macdaddysquid on Feb 24, 2008 12:21:13 GMT -5
I am carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on my back
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Vengeance Of War
Bubba Ho-Tep
You say you want everyone happy? Well...we're not laughing.
Posts: 619
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Post by Vengeance Of War on Feb 24, 2008 18:38:03 GMT -5
DRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 25, 2008 0:57:09 GMT -5
"Me love you long time."
or
"It's my duty to please that booty."
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,949
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 25, 2008 1:46:36 GMT -5
"I'm trying to listen to the f***ING SONG!"
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
Posts: 5,377
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Post by Evil Homer on Feb 25, 2008 2:19:13 GMT -5
"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get." "That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10" "Fasten your seat-belts, it's going to be a bumpy night." "I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?" "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love" "King Kong aint got S*** on me"
"PPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUU, PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEUUUUU, PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUU" (Can anyone get that one?)
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Post by somedensefish on Feb 25, 2008 2:57:23 GMT -5
"Just passin' through" -X-Men
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Post by TripleMerc on Feb 25, 2008 3:00:05 GMT -5
"Faster than a speeding bullet!"
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Post by angryfan on Feb 25, 2008 3:03:44 GMT -5
"What'samatter, don't you like clowns? Don't we make you laugh? Aren't we f***ing funny?"
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 25, 2008 5:25:13 GMT -5
"Broke into the wrong g--damned rec room, didn't ya, you bastard!"
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Post by Childish Gambino on Feb 25, 2008 6:14:48 GMT -5
" You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. " "Well *insert girl name here*, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. "
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
Posts: 5,282
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Post by Ken Ivory on Feb 25, 2008 6:58:09 GMT -5
"Welcome to my world, bitch! i must warn you princess, the first time tends to get a little....messy"
"man the torpedoes..."
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
Posts: 940
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Post by sebulba on Feb 25, 2008 8:21:44 GMT -5
It didn't go in - it just impacted on the side!
Sorry....
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