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Post by jfbop37 on Feb 21, 2008 16:59:39 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. All with "I Want To Know What Love Is" playing in the background. |
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Post by Triple Kelly on Feb 21, 2008 17:01:30 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. All with "I Want To Know What Love Is" playing in the background. I left that part out, LMAO!! Gene Simmons has forever ruined that song for me now. |
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Post by jfbop37 on Feb 21, 2008 17:09:33 GMT -5
All with "I Want To Know What Love Is" playing in the background. I left that part out, LMAO!! Gene Simmons has forever ruined that song for me now. Now, this is where we differ. I've hated that song since it came out and now all I'm gonna think about it that girl trying so hard not to let Gene "God Of Thunder" Simmons kiss her. THAT'S COMEDY! |
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Post by gsguy on Feb 21, 2008 17:11:03 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. Almost sounds like the "British porn" talked about on Family Guy. |
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Post by Triple Kelly on Feb 21, 2008 17:15:41 GMT -5
I left that part out, LMAO!! Gene Simmons has forever ruined that song for me now. Now, this is where we differ. I've hated that song since it came out and now all I'm gonna think about it that girl trying so hard not to let Gene "God Of Thunder" Simmons kiss her. THAT'S COMEDY! Maybe KISS is gonna tour with Foreigner sometime. ....I don't wanna see THAT sex tape either. According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. Almost sounds like the "British porn" talked about on Family Guy. That made me laugh more than I should've.  |
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 21, 2008 17:17:50 GMT -5
I wouldn't even want to see him bang Shannon Tweed at this point.
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Post by jfbop37 on Feb 21, 2008 17:19:35 GMT -5
Lou Gramm and Gene can have a "biggest gut" contest. *shudder*
Hey, Foreigner DID open for Led Zeppelin at that concert in London.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 21, 2008 17:22:26 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. Almost sounds like the "British porn" talked about on Family Guy. You know Margaret we could be having sex right now -yes we could -Mmm yes...but let's not. |
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Post by shiranui on Feb 21, 2008 17:59:02 GMT -5
I remember reading Chip Rock Dayton's book about the years he spent photographing KISS and hanging out with the guys (I think the book was called, appropriately enough, "The KISS Years") and coming across a story from the 1970s...
Basically, Chip went up to Gene's hotel room to show him some gig photos or whatever, and after that they sat down to watch a "movie". Well, apparently this movie was a rather adult-oriented one starring Gene and some groupie chick, and Gene truly wanted to share this masterpiece of a film with his good pal. When Chip didn't seem exactly thrilled, Gene asked something like "Watch something else? Are you not seeing what's on the TV?"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 21, 2008 18:54:17 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. Thus destroying his Reputation as a Ladies man forever. I can't help but laugh at that. ;D |
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Feb 21, 2008 20:39:51 GMT -5
I am still holding out for the Michael McDonald sex tape.  |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 21, 2008 20:42:28 GMT -5
I read about this a couple of days ago on Metro.co.uk. They also had a mention of an alleged Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex tape leaking out (not the naked pics from last year), and that one somehow seemed a lot more appealing than this... Please let that high school musical slut have a sex tape out. I bet she's a super freak I'll second that. I love it when Disney girls grow up and drop the stupid shit. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 21, 2008 20:46:44 GMT -5
I wouldn't even want to see him bang Shannon Tweed at this point. I would bang her. She's milflicious. |
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 21, 2008 20:49:46 GMT -5
Just so you know, I read it as RICHARD SIMMONS sex tape Jesus Christ would that be the worst possible thing ever Gene Simmons always gloats about how many women he's been with, so I see what reason as to this being a big deal. Besides KISS has and always will be a marketing band, to them it wasn't about making good music, it was about selling merchandise and lying about their greatness. Y'know, the thought of a GENE Simmons sex tape made me feel ill. A RICHARD Simmons sex tape would make me believe in Hell. I may call shenanigans on this. The jury's out. You know how bad they fake these things. Edit: WOOP! No, he's admitted that it's him, via lawyers. The idiot/money grubber. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 21, 2008 20:51:56 GMT -5
Well, on the long list of things I hope to never see in my life. You can add this. Along with '2 girls and 1 cup.'
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Post by lucaspunkari on Feb 21, 2008 21:20:12 GMT -5
According to sources that have seen it, Gene keeps his t-shirt on, the broad doesn't wanna kiss him, and they have 2.5 minutes of the most boring, passionless sex you can think of. Almost sounds like the "British porn" talked about on Family Guy. Almost, almost, almost...There we are... Still though, yeeeeeeeesh on this coming out. On a sidenote, his son, comedic genius. |
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 21, 2008 22:02:30 GMT -5
Almost sounds like the "British porn" talked about on Family Guy. Almost, almost, almost...There we are... Still though, yeeeeeeeesh on this coming out. On a sidenote, his son, comedic genius. Very true. I'm almost hoping Nick takes pokes at him for this on the show, should it come back. |
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Post by DSR on Feb 21, 2008 22:05:02 GMT -5
I am still holding out for the Michael McDonald sex tape. Before the picture loaded for me, and there was just text, I was thinking of that asshole from MadTV. Y'know, Stuart? But no, you're deal is much better. ;D |
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Feb 21, 2008 22:05:21 GMT -5
I've seen it, and I'll tell you this...
It's a good thing he has that tongue.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Feb 21, 2008 22:24:44 GMT -5
I've seen it, and I'll tell you this... It's a good thing he has that tongue. Unfortunately, if his tongue gets arthritis from licking all that tang, he'll have nothing, except for his money (and even that won't be worth crap soon). |
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