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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Mar 17, 2008 8:43:29 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail
she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 17, 2008 8:59:18 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call Oooooh I've been there (though it was IM for me, not e-mail, but still). Enjoy being single. And I mean that. Don't rush back into a relationship. Have a couple illegitimate children with various girls first, that sorta thing.
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Mar 17, 2008 9:03:11 GMT -5
if you've seen my pictures im no heart throb it probably wont be for another few years till I meet another girl again
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 17, 2008 9:06:40 GMT -5
if you've seen my pictures im no heart throb it probably wont be for another few years till I meet another girl again This is Godz talkin to ya. If you're not a heart-throb, I'm gauranteed full blown heart failure. In other words, I invented ugly. I've had.....uhh....well, at least one girl genuinely interested in me, ever....and one or two who just wanted to use me for sex....so, hey, don't give up hope.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Mar 17, 2008 9:13:35 GMT -5
if you've seen my pictures im no heart throb it probably wont be for another few years till I meet another girl again This is Godz talkin to ya. If you're not a heart-throb, I'm gauranteed full blown heart failure. I'm sorry but that was really funny. OP, all about confidence. Every guy has something special to offer.
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Post by tinaturner on Mar 17, 2008 9:16:39 GMT -5
This is Godz talkin to ya. If you're not a heart-throb, I'm gauranteed full blown heart failure. I'm sorry but that was really funny. OP, all about confidence. Every guy has something special to offer. I offer Crack and a bad temper.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2008 10:00:48 GMT -5
Girlfriends are an over rated concept. I'm happy in my relationship, but I'd be just as happy single. That's kind of the key to happiness I think. That and LSD.
craigslist > personals > casual encounters > lulz
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Post by ellisdee on Mar 17, 2008 10:12:48 GMT -5
smurf it dude! You don't need her or any girl for that matter because they always smurf you over in the end.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 17, 2008 10:14:25 GMT -5
Was she one of those high-maintenance Juarez girls?
If so...you should have seen this coming from mile away.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 17, 2008 10:18:30 GMT -5
Give her a Stunner.
That'll show her.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Mar 17, 2008 10:22:38 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call True story, I've only been broken up with in person once, all the other times it's by email or letter, and it sucks.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Mar 17, 2008 10:26:21 GMT -5
That sucks dude, but hey its better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all. Its been almost 3 years since I was in a relationship, and even though I'm trying to find another girl that would go out with me, at least I have a memory to look back on.
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Mar 17, 2008 10:34:21 GMT -5
Was she one of those high-maintenance Juarez girls? If so...you should have seen this coming from mile away. no, some smurfed up japanese girl I met when I was living in hawaii and we'd be visiting alot and she was going to move here, well at least i can spend my money more on myself now
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Post by B'Cup x on Mar 17, 2008 11:05:21 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call you cant call her a bitch because she ended it, tho granted she could have done it in a kinder way. Man up, get out there and have fun. Dont go out looking for a girlfriend, go out and enjoy yourself, then your true self will shine thru and youll have more confidence, which will thus equal more female attention paid to you.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 17, 2008 11:06:09 GMT -5
"Why My Girlfriend Left Me" by Lew Zerr
She told me we couldn’t afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and that I’d have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn’t. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that’s what the beer was for.
I don’t think she’s coming back.
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Mar 17, 2008 11:42:16 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call you cant call her a bitch because she ended it, tho granted she could have done it in a kinder way. Man up, get out there and have fun. Dont go out looking for a girlfriend, go out and enjoy yourself, then your true self will shine thru and youll have more confidence, which will thus equal more female attention paid to you. it's not as easy as you think
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Post by ellisdee on Mar 17, 2008 11:45:12 GMT -5
you cant call her a bitch because she ended it, tho granted she could have done it in a kinder way. Man up, get out there and have fun. Dont go out looking for a girlfriend, go out and enjoy yourself, then your true self will shine thru and youll have more confidence, which will thus equal more female attention paid to you. it's not as easy as you think I know man,we all do,everybody has been there at one point but if you let it eat you up it'll destroy you.You need to keep your head high and your mind strong,as much as it kills you now it will fade. Just don't let it consume you. She is her and you are you,she can't destroy you,only you can and you shouldn't let yourself.
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Post by Libertine on Mar 17, 2008 11:48:51 GMT -5
Question is though, did you do anything to warrant this? As in, is it justified or not?
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Post by Mr Ismaeal Naji on Mar 17, 2008 12:30:27 GMT -5
Question is though, did you do anything to warrant this? As in, is it justified or not? no I was a damn near hermit because of her I wouldn't go out or anything after work except to go to the gym and such, she probably was seeing some other dude
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Post by Mac on Mar 17, 2008 14:20:15 GMT -5
you cant call her a bitch because she ended it, tho granted she could have done it in a kinder way. Man up, get out there and have fun. Dont go out looking for a girlfriend, go out and enjoy yourself, then your true self will shine thru and youll have more confidence, which will thus equal more female attention paid to you. it's not as easy as you think I'm a 28 year old that likes to drink with a mild anxiety disorder who enjoys watching professional wrestling, playing RPG video games on Super Nintendo and im pretty tight with a buck. I've never had trouble finding available attractive women. And with a resume like that I should be locked in a basement. To quote some Chinese guy who sells real estate programs at 3 am on local access. "It happened to me, i can happen to YOU!"
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