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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Mar 17, 2008 14:27:08 GMT -5
Hey that sucks bro. f*** her, go out and have fun being single.
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Post by acressl on Mar 17, 2008 14:33:45 GMT -5
These are my two buzz words from your post. A.) an e-mail breakup is chickencrap. No excuses. B.) Two years? That's an amount of time spent with someone that doesn't WARRANT AN E-MAIL BREAKUP! Smurf her. She's either still too green (immature) or just a suck person. But everyone gets left in the lurch at one time or anyother mothersmurfer GET BACK ON YOUR HORSE!!!! Now you've the oppurtunity to meet someone else when you've completed interior repairs. They say if the shoe fits, wear it. But then you might find you've been wearing a pair of shoes that just sort of fit for years when all the slick new models are coming out. Don't be disheartened. Life hurts. That's why we find stupid diversions like crying about the particulars of professional wrestling on the internet.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Mar 17, 2008 15:29:03 GMT -5
Did she give you a reason? I can't say I know what you're going through right now since I've only had one serious relationship and it's still going (knock wood). But I think I'd be devastated if she dumped me, so my condolences.
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Post by rossamania on Mar 17, 2008 15:35:28 GMT -5
Sounds like what happened to me bout 4 years ago. I feel your pain.
You'd think ending a relationship would be worth at least a phone call...
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Mar 17, 2008 15:39:01 GMT -5
I got dumped with a text once with the classic line 'it's not working out'. If it's any help, you can use it as experience to not let that kinda crap happen again.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 17, 2008 15:41:24 GMT -5
Sounds like what happened to me bout 4 years ago. I feel your pain. You'd think ending a relationship would be worth at least a phone call... Women can be real cowards that way. I was ON the phone with her, when she tells me to get online and hangs up....so I get on AOL and she IMs me to dump me LOL.
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Post by tennesseetitan on Mar 17, 2008 16:04:13 GMT -5
If she's sending you e-mails to break up, that says something. You've been with her for 2 years and she's e-mailing you to break up kind of tells me you guys aren't all that close.
Anyway, smurf her just like everyone else said, bro. Focus on bettering yourself. I just went through a pretty crapty breakup and you can beat yourself up all day but while you're doing that, she's getting dicked by some dude without a care in the world about your ass.
Believe it or not, before you die, you'll probably dump and be dumped by several more bitches. smurf em, ''plenty fish in the sea''. You'll be alright.
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Post by B'Cup x on Mar 17, 2008 16:05:23 GMT -5
you cant call her a bitch because she ended it, tho granted she could have done it in a kinder way. Man up, get out there and have fun. Dont go out looking for a girlfriend, go out and enjoy yourself, then your true self will shine thru and youll have more confidence, which will thus equal more female attention paid to you. it's not as easy as you think with that attitude its f***ing impossible. Its only as hard as you make it, take the plunge and move on, the sooner you do it the easier it will be. You may fail a few times, but who doesnt? the end will justify the means when you find yourself with someone even better than your ex
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Mar 17, 2008 16:13:30 GMT -5
it took me two years to finally find a nice girl then we've been together for two years and the bitch last night breaks up with me via e-mail she did not give me the courtesy to give me a call Get out there, be single and enjoy it! Us poor schlubs who are attached have to live vicariously through your exploits!
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Post by ACG2x on Mar 17, 2008 16:51:46 GMT -5
There is an easy solution in situations such as these-
1. Post newd pics of her on the Internet 2. Be praised as a pimp daddy by horny WC'ers across the boards 3. ? 4. Profit
But seriously, nude pics dude. Haven't you ever heard of "don't get mad, get even"?
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Mar 17, 2008 16:54:59 GMT -5
smurf it man! Come to Orlando and we'll hang out and smurf as many girls as we can before Wrestlemania!
ha ha "Smurf"
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Mar 17, 2008 17:58:49 GMT -5
There is an easy solution in situations such as these- 1. Post newd pics of her on the Internet 2. Be praised as a pimp daddy by horny WC'ers across the boards 3. ? 4. Profit But seriously, nude pics dude. Haven't you ever heard of "don't get mad, get even"? Do a Google search and you'll find plenty of sites that specialize posting pics of exes. Some will even pay top dollar, so there's your profit. Honestly, everyone needs to take naked pictures of their significant other. You can tell them it's for you to look at when they're not around, but really, it's collateral. It says, "don't dump me, or these get uploaded to as many servers as possible." DAMAGE CONTROL: And if my girlfriend happens to be reading this, I don't mean you. Those pictures ARE just for looking at. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2008 18:06:50 GMT -5
"Why My Girlfriend Left Me" by Lew Zerr She told me we couldn’t afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and that I’d have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn’t. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that’s what the beer was for. I don’t think she’s coming back. ok. i'm officially worshipping you now.
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Mar 17, 2008 22:34:22 GMT -5
I was there sometime last year. We had a long 6-hour conversation, I thought everything was fine, then I see on Facebook that she changed her relationship status to "single".
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Mar 17, 2008 23:20:02 GMT -5
I asked my girlfriend, "You ever had sex with a woman?" She said, "No." I said, "You should try it. It's fun." So she did, now she's gone.
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Post by Hensley on Mar 17, 2008 23:21:46 GMT -5
Give her a Stunner. That'll show her. K so any man that stuns his girlfriend, for breaking up with him... Yeah, he's just awesome...
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Post by ellisdee on Mar 17, 2008 23:23:01 GMT -5
I was there sometime last year. We had a long 6-hour conversation, I thought everything was fine, then I see on Facebook that she changed her relationship status to "single". I hate facebook.
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Post by Hanzo on Mar 17, 2008 23:50:03 GMT -5
I asked my girlfriend, "You ever had sex with a woman?" She said, "No." I said, "You should try it. It's fun." So she did, now she's gone. Stephen Wright FTW! ;D
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Mar 17, 2008 23:57:39 GMT -5
I asked my girlfriend, "You ever had sex with a woman?" She said, "No." I said, "You should try it. It's fun." So she did, now she's gone. Stephen Wright FTW! ;D I hate getting caught attempting to pass off other people's jokes as my own ;D
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Post by The Vitamin Z on Mar 18, 2008 0:05:02 GMT -5
I was there sometime last year. We had a long 6-hour conversation, I thought everything was fine, then I see on Facebook that she changed her relationship status to "single". I hate facebook. I had an experience like that on MySpace. You know the girl has broken up with you when she deletes you off of her top people. What a jerk.
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