Evil Jan Otto
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Apr 1, 2008 18:34:33 GMT -5
Doytch isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Doytch.
Doytch found a cure for the common cold.
Doytch's tears cure cancer. Sadly, he never cries.
Doytch once beat Garry Kasparov at chess in one move.
Doytch knows the meaning of life. Unfortunately, God begged him to keep it a secret.
If Doytch was around in Roman times, he would have kissed the emperor Claudius and cured him of his cerebral palsy.
Doytch's ancestors were once Jews living in Nazi Germany. But not even the SS f***ed with them.
Doytch is so hardcore that he held up a gun store with a knife, escaped arrest and made $5000 off it. He then donated the money to the Charity of the Wrongfully Incarcerated.
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Post by kittylimits on Apr 1, 2008 18:42:57 GMT -5
I imagine Doytch to be cute like Khali, typing at his computer in his broken English. Aw.
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Tim
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Post by Tim on Apr 1, 2008 18:47:59 GMT -5
There is no 'ctrl' button on Doytch's computer. Doytch is always in control.
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Max
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Post by Max on Apr 1, 2008 19:03:59 GMT -5
Doytch is actaully the best poster and im not saying that to be cool or go along with the thread.
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Post by damna on Apr 1, 2008 20:34:28 GMT -5
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Apr 1, 2008 20:57:25 GMT -5
I imagine Doytch to be cute like Khali, typing at his computer in his broken English. Aw. Oh no. His is THE English. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 20:58:19 GMT -5
I imagine Doytch to be cute like Khali, typing at his computer in his broken English. Aw. Oh no. His is THE English. doytch speak fine perfect egnlish. |
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Apr 1, 2008 21:00:12 GMT -5
Oh no. His is THE English. doytch speak fine perfect egnlish. Now you get it. |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 1, 2008 21:12:31 GMT -5
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Max
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Post by Max on Apr 1, 2008 21:22:47 GMT -5
This thread is older than Kansas.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 21:59:09 GMT -5
why no doytch in offtopic?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 1, 2008 22:04:34 GMT -5
Where was I when Doytchamania was runnin wild on these boards?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 1, 2008 22:21:30 GMT -5
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 22:22:31 GMT -5
with veins we all know Ric Flare looks like 200 pounds egg. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 22:27:25 GMT -5
Doytch is better than jesus...
Jesus has to walk on water
Doytch can run
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 22:27:46 GMT -5
with veins we all know Ric Flare looks like 200 pounds egg. but is he doing him an egg? |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 22:32:31 GMT -5
with veins we all know Ric Flare looks like 200 pounds egg. but is he doing him an egg? he has been doing him an egg for to long because of his old. |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 1, 2008 22:33:41 GMT -5
Has anyone mentioned yet that we need to get an All-Star celebrity group together to sing a Doytch Tribute song? And if we can't get all-star celebrities, we'll just use everyone from the "We Are The World" video.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 22:43:11 GMT -5
You know, it's too bad Ani isn't doing the Interview Corner anymore. I'd love to read an in depth interview with the legend that is... doytch.
EDIT: Does doytch know that there's a 6 page thread dedicated to him and his words of wisdom?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 22:59:39 GMT -5
but is he doing him an egg? he has been doing him an egg for to long because of his old. and will he be beaten woth pedegri 1 2 3 ha! |
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