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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 14:21:57 GMT -5
... I have been dared by people who shall remain nameless to reveal the following shameful, shocking truth.
I was out in my old hometown one night, whilst back there doing a teaching course (this was back when I was 21) that I quit early (I was a terrible teacher). I was really hating it, and on this night I went out with some old school friends and aiming to get absolutely wasted.
To cut a long story short, the night didn't end well... I was thrown out of two bars, and after a while totally lost my memory... when I came back to myself, I was down a side alley of a bar I'd be ejected from... with a girl's vomit down my front... whilst she stood there, shirt open and goods on show, "showing me a good time" in plain view of everyone.
She was *just* 16.
She was one of my students.
She was the sister of a friend, as I discovered when he got hold of the assignment that someone else out with us was holding onto and dropped it into the gutter.
Then I had to walk home, and I didn't talk to any of those guys for half a decade.
That embarrassed even me.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 1, 2008 14:22:58 GMT -5
...wowsers Spike.
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Post by Juliana on Apr 1, 2008 14:24:58 GMT -5
Not embarassing enough. Still makes you sound like a pimp.
And, really, how many girls have thrown up on you in your life?
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Post by Stu on Apr 1, 2008 14:27:00 GMT -5
"She's only sixxxx-teeenn (siixxxxx-teeeen)"
C'mon everyone, sing Joey Buttafuoco's theme song!!!"
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 14:29:17 GMT -5
Not embarassing enough. Still makes you sound like a pimp. And, really, how many girls have thrown up on you in your life? Just one more... that was a much better experience, on the whole. |
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Post by Juliana on Apr 1, 2008 14:30:02 GMT -5
She was a whore.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 14:30:45 GMT -5
Cute one, though... and actually, she threw up and then I went and put my arm in it... and actually, I haven't cleaned it off yet |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 14:32:16 GMT -5
Spike, I'm not trying to be a jerk... but any of these kinds of posts that come up today....
So I'm goin with APRIL FOOLS!
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Post by Juliana on Apr 1, 2008 14:32:52 GMT -5
That's only creepy if you have that arm in a hyperbolic chamber for preservation.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 14:34:07 GMT -5
That's only creepy if you have that arm in a hyperbolic chamber for preservation. No... I just haven't cleaned the jacket |
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Post by Stu on Apr 1, 2008 14:37:13 GMT -5
Spike, you discussed me. You and your vomit fetish.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 14:38:22 GMT -5
Spike, you discussed me. You and your vomit fetish. Disco Spew? |
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Post by Juliana on Apr 1, 2008 14:43:01 GMT -5
Spike, I'm not trying to be a jerk... but any of these kinds of posts that come up today.... So I'm goin with APRIL FOOLS! No. Believe it. He's a freak this guy. Spike came to New York once and got me drunk and took advantage of me on a dock. April foolz. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 1, 2008 15:38:40 GMT -5
That's only creepy if you have that arm in a hyperbolic chamber for preservation. "Hey, how did you get that arm, anyways?" "That's an excellent question. I have no idea." |
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Post by Claw died on Apr 1, 2008 15:40:18 GMT -5
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 15:43:25 GMT -5
GADGET! Hey Gadget, can I get an autograph? Also, I've been paid to kill you man. |
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Post by Claw died on Apr 1, 2008 15:59:57 GMT -5
GADGET! Hey Gadget, can I get an autograph? Also, I've been paid to kill you man. You work for Claw? Goddamn, you guys are everywhere! At the grocery store, at the movies, when I go get my legs oiled (sometimes they squeak like hell). What's his deal anyways? Also, here's French Stewart's autograph. I can't find a pen (Go Go Gadget pen ran outta ink)  |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 16:12:02 GMT -5
GADGET! Hey Gadget, can I get an autograph? Also, I've been paid to kill you man. You work for Claw? Goddamn, you guys are everywhere! At the grocery store, at the movies, when I go get my legs oiled (sometimes they squeak like hell). What's his deal anyways? Also, here's French Stewart's autograph. I can't find a pen (Go Go Gadget pen ran outta ink) Oh I was thinking of not killing you until you tried to pass this thing off on me! DROPKICK!  |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 1, 2008 16:30:28 GMT -5
Never thought I'd say this, but let's get back on topic... of my embarrassing shenanigans.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 1, 2008 16:37:02 GMT -5
Never thought I'd say this, but let's get back on topic... of my embarrassing shenanigans. Sorry bossman. |
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