The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 27, 2008 16:26:33 GMT -5
I hope for a double knockout.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Apr 27, 2008 16:35:31 GMT -5
I've got the perfect tagline:
"No matter who loses, we all win!"
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Vizier
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Post by Vizier on Apr 27, 2008 16:37:17 GMT -5
I've got the perfect tagline: "No matter who loses, we all win!" Kinda like what I posted on page 1 Nah. It'd be great if they knocked the sense out of each other.
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Apr 27, 2008 16:37:57 GMT -5
What's this guy's deal with Michael Bay? Doesn't he realize that we hate both of you?!
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 27, 2008 16:39:41 GMT -5
Uwe Boll is a coward. He's always challenging people who "disrespect him" to a boxing match. Normally that would be all good if neither party involved knew how to box, but Boll is a FORMER BOXER. So he is going to win no matter what. Same thing happened when he fought those 5 movie critics. Funny thing is, none of the people he fought said anything bad about him until AFTER their fights with him. Most of them said the way he was boxing was as if he was actually trying to KILL them. Ask Lowtax. When someone like Seanbaby challenges him, Boll can't seem to find the time.
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Post by shiranui on Apr 27, 2008 17:16:55 GMT -5
When someone like Seanbaby challenges him, Boll can't seem to find the time. Boll was supposed to "spar" against one of the hosts on Attack of The Show, but when he learned that he'd be facing Seanbaby, a big guy with actual martial arts skills, Uwe decided not to appear on the program. Raging Boll, indeed.
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Post by Paul Servo on Apr 27, 2008 17:57:37 GMT -5
What's this guy's deal with Michael Bay? Doesn't he realize that we hate both of you?! I was going to post something similar to that. Bay's films will never win an Oscar (unless he pulls a James Cameron and makes a TITANIC type films), but I'll admit to liking his films (THE ROCK just has a lot of cool moments and the interaction between Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage is seamless "Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and smurf the prom queen!" "I married the prom queen!" Yeah, that's kind of cheesy, but they make it sound cool). And as much shit as Bey gets, he doesn't complain. He just keeps on chugging.
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 27, 2008 17:59:33 GMT -5
When someone like Seanbaby challenges him, Boll can't seem to find the time. Boll was supposed to "spar" against one of the hosts on Attack of The Show, but when he learned that he'd be facing Seanbaby, a big guy with actual martial arts skills, Uwe decided not to appear on the program. Raging Boll, indeed. more like Raging Bollocks ;D
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Post by shiranui on Apr 27, 2008 18:02:20 GMT -5
Boll was supposed to "spar" against one of the hosts on Attack of The Show, but when he learned that he'd be facing Seanbaby, a big guy with actual martial arts skills, Uwe decided not to appear on the program. Raging Boll, indeed. more like Raging Bollocks ;D I was thinking of "Raging Bolls***" myself, but that one works too. ;D
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 27, 2008 18:20:03 GMT -5
What's this guy's deal with Michael Bay? Doesn't he realize that we hate both of you?! I was going to post something similar to that. Bay's films will never win an Oscar (unless he pulls a James Cameron and makes a TITANIC type films), but I'll admit to liking his films (THE ROCK just has a lot of cool moments and the interaction between Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage is seamless "Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and smurf the prom queen!" "I married the prom queen!" Yeah, that's kind of cheesy, but they make it sound cool). And as much crap as Bey gets, he doesn't complain. He just keeps on chugging. Yeah, Bay is passable. His movies aren't fantastic, but they make money. Boll loses money, badly.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 27, 2008 19:32:19 GMT -5
Go Michael Bay.
His movies are good cinematic fast food.
Uwe on the other hand has movies that are the equivalent of your pet Cat's vomit.
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Ramses
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Post by Ramses on Apr 27, 2008 20:52:40 GMT -5
why when I read this, I see Bay comming in with the Optimus Prime truck and he wins via interference from Bumblebee?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 27, 2008 20:59:51 GMT -5
I was going to post something similar to that. Bay's films will never win an Oscar (unless he pulls a James Cameron and makes a TITANIC type films), but I'll admit to liking his films (THE ROCK just has a lot of cool moments and the interaction between Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage is seamless "Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and smurf the prom queen!" "I married the prom queen!" Yeah, that's kind of cheesy, but they make it sound cool). And as much crap as Bey gets, he doesn't complain. He just keeps on chugging. Yeah, Bay is passable. His movies aren't fantastic, but they make money. Boll loses money, badly. But thanks to a loop hole in the income tax filings in Germany, Boll makes millions on income taxes because as long as he makes his films in Germany, he can write them off of his taxes.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 27, 2008 22:18:13 GMT -5
Yeah I'd sort of like to see Michael Bay kill Boll.
(an asswhooping in the ring mind you, not in a stabby gun shooty way)
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Apr 28, 2008 0:12:52 GMT -5
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Post by tna on Apr 28, 2008 1:32:02 GMT -5
Uwe Boll should challenge himself to make a really great movie. Best Quote Ever. And this is one time I hope Bay wins.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 28, 2008 1:40:59 GMT -5
Uwe Boll should challenge himself to make a really great movie. Mission:Impossible. There's no way he can do such a thing.
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The Hardcore Disciple
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Apr 28, 2008 1:44:03 GMT -5
f*** boxing. You wanna be a damn man, assjack, throw down in a goddamn street fight. See how bad you are when Bay's got a machete in hand.
If it happened, I'd mark for interference from, well, damn near anybody.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 28, 2008 4:21:38 GMT -5
Yeah, Bay is passable. His movies aren't fantastic, but they make money. Boll loses money, badly. But thanks to a loop hole in the income tax filings in Germany, Boll makes millions on income taxes because as long as he makes his films in Germany, he can write them off of his taxes. Used to be able to. From what I hear, Germany's making changes that'll kill his tax shelters.
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Apr 28, 2008 9:03:51 GMT -5
When someone like Seanbaby challenges him, Boll can't seem to find the time. Boll was supposed to "spar" against one of the hosts on Attack of The Show, but when he learned that he'd be facing Seanbaby, a big guy with actual martial arts skills, Uwe decided not to appear on the program. Raging Boll, indeed. You beat me too it. He can threated to box people who don't have training, but let someone challenge him who could actually give him a fight and he folds like a house of cards.
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