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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 1, 2008 21:29:44 GMT -5
"If only there was a utensil that was, like, a spoon and a fork together. Man, that would be awesome! They could call it a...forpoon." LOL, upon reading this, I immediately thought of Professor Frink and his 'hamburger earmuffs'  Yes but they'll never figure out the Pickle matrix |
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 1, 2008 21:49:01 GMT -5
"Uh... dad... is it bad if you smell 7-Up even if there's none in the house? Because I think I may be having a stroke"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 1, 2008 21:55:35 GMT -5
"And then I said Elephant? that ain't no stinkin Elephant thats my mother in law!"
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 1, 2008 22:05:31 GMT -5
...turns out she wasn't comatose after all. I'm just not any good when it comes to pleasing women orally.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 1, 2008 22:08:05 GMT -5
"And thats why I had to relinquish my position as Pope son"
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 1, 2008 22:21:57 GMT -5
"I got it! A black market sale of White House memorobilia. That's irony, right?"
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Post by Childish Gambino on May 2, 2008 1:49:06 GMT -5
"I will pimp slap yoouuuuuu"
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Post by Baixo Astral on May 2, 2008 2:21:23 GMT -5
"I'm telling you, Bread Dots© are the wave of the future"
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2008 3:45:03 GMT -5
"Haha, yeah! Get him! Kill that clown!"
"That clown is your father."
"...OK, then I'm giving you permission to maim, but that's where I draw the line."
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Post by Baixo Astral on May 2, 2008 4:02:24 GMT -5
"You might think that he's the Big Boy, but he's actually just three midgets in a costume, and they're ALL spies for that Spanish guy"
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2008 4:56:09 GMT -5
"Sure, I'll hold your pirahna for you. *whistles* Oh, crap, it died."
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Post by Baixo Astral on May 2, 2008 5:00:14 GMT -5
"Holy Frijoles...
Seriously... I found the Minister's beans"
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 2, 2008 7:43:34 GMT -5
"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, EA has already sued me twice this year."
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Post by Baixo Astral on May 2, 2008 7:48:01 GMT -5
"Just cos a doctor is tall, dark and handsome doesn't mean he's immune to malpractice suits"
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 2, 2008 7:51:16 GMT -5
"Saxaphones? You've got to be kidding me!"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on May 2, 2008 7:55:07 GMT -5
"It's a tragedy that he's no longer with us. He touched many of our lives.
Unfortunately, he also touched many of our children."
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Post by bubbles on May 2, 2008 7:57:07 GMT -5
"Well you're damned if ya do and you're damned if you soap"
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 2, 2008 8:01:16 GMT -5
"I don't care what that librarian says, Dr. Seuss was not a hack!"
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