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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Apr 26, 2008 15:43:16 GMT -5
I'm kind of sort of bi-curious, i've made out with a dude, it was ok, but like nothing crazy entertaining.
chicks=the shit.
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
Posts: 5,377
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Post by Evil Homer on Apr 26, 2008 16:17:27 GMT -5
The Parent trap is one of my all time favorite movies. yep its true.
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DJ Peapod
Samurai Cop
RKO...Romantically Evil
Posts: 2,115
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Post by DJ Peapod on Apr 26, 2008 16:39:46 GMT -5
I have a confession to make...
I watch too much porn for my own good...and it's because I'm single and alone...and I hate it
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Post by Hypnotix on Apr 26, 2008 16:49:40 GMT -5
Last night was the first night I didn't drink at least a 6-pack of beer for a whole week. And I did it because I have my son on the weekends.
The main reason I haven't had sex with a girl I'm friends with is because my wife accused me of doing so already, which is one of the things that led to the separation. It sort of validates her accusations in a way. The other reason is because she's 4' 11", which is really short. Though she's got HUGE naturals.
I turn 30 tomorrow. My party was supposed to be last night, but was cancelled since most of my friends couldn't (or wouldn't) go. I won't accept my wife's birthday present. I've only received 2 birthday cards. I might have my mom watch my son tomorrow and go to a strip club out of self pity.
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
myers.timothyTheTimMyers
Posts: 4,358
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Post by Tim on Apr 26, 2008 16:57:07 GMT -5
It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I...I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,304
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 26, 2008 16:58:47 GMT -5
I don't get turned on by porn.
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E:P
Dennis Stamp
Artist formerly known as Deadman
Doin' It
Posts: 4,584
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Post by E:P on Apr 26, 2008 17:30:45 GMT -5
My quick is not quicker than your quick. Little E:P doesn't like to finish quick.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Apr 26, 2008 20:06:03 GMT -5
I'm a giver.
...ladies.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Apr 26, 2008 20:07:18 GMT -5
me and you are not meant to be, I have no nipples
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
Posts: 14,343
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Post by Blindkarevik on Apr 26, 2008 20:44:04 GMT -5
Another confession: to me, the most fascinating books are real-life accounts of serial killers and Satanism. And I don't just mean, like, "Jeffrey Dahmer was in my seventh grade English class; here's how I knew he was a whack-job," or "I waited on Anton LaVey one night while I worked third shift at Denny's; he ordered the chicken-fried steak." I mean, like, "this is what they found in Dahmer's house, and this is why he said he did it," or The Satanic Bible. Bear in mind, I am neither a serial killer not a Satanist, but the "fringe cultures" have always intrigued me, probably more than they should considering some of the looks I've gotten while reading on the bus or anywhere else in public. I'm the same way. Every so often I'll get a day where I just want to read up on Ed Gein or Arthur Shawcross. I guess my main thing is, I'm fascinated by things I don't understand. I'm a pretty docile guy, so I like to check out what happened to people who crossed the uncrossable lines. It's the same reason I love shows like "Lockup" on MSNBC and "To Catch A Predator" But aside from Satanism and Serial Killers... I do research on extreme religious beliefs, holocaust/nazi sites, white power sites, and on the tamer side.... I'll go to websites of bands I dislike and just read comments. I'm not a troll, as I don't register or post on the sites at all... I just kinda like seeing how "the other half lives." Kinda along the lines of how one of my dreams is to attend concerts from as many different genres of music as I can, then write up some sort of report on how the fans behave at each show.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Apr 26, 2008 23:26:32 GMT -5
Kinda along the lines of how one of my dreams is to attend concerts from as many different genres of music as I can, then write up some sort of report on how the fans behave at each show. "11/14: Nickleback: Fans behave gayly. Are beaten up by people with good taste."
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
Posts: 2,533
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Post by Annette on Apr 26, 2008 23:42:52 GMT -5
I'm currently obsessed with zombie - factual stuff, not like what you see in movies. What would actually happen if we were overrun with zombies, how to survive, etc. I finished both "World War Z: An Oral History Of The Zombie War " and "The Zombie Survival Guide" in 1 day each.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 27, 2008 3:26:34 GMT -5
Confession:
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I like giving women pedicures and doing other things with their feet.
I'm a MILF-a-holic.
I'm bi-curious.
I've participated in S&M educational demonstrations in the past.
Ok, that's probably more than anyone needs to know about me. Then again, most of my friends know me this well so it's all good.
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Post by DSR on Apr 27, 2008 12:29:18 GMT -5
I'm a big fan of latex and bondage fetish photography. I have to clarify that it's just photography so far, as I'm a virgin. I'd probably have no idea what to do should I ever meet a woman that is into that sort of thing. Bettie Page fan then, I take it? On the second part, rule one is ask lots of questions no matter how silly they may seem. Eh, she's okay, I guess. I generally prefer my "porn" to feature women that are, uh...what's the word I'm lookin' for?...oh yeah, ALIVE. ;D
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Post by Munkie91087 on Apr 27, 2008 13:33:21 GMT -5
I lack empathy. When my friends and loved ones tell me their problems I usually laugh at them. I rarely let people know what goes on inside my head. I enjoy when my friends are miserable. I sometimes pick fights with my girlfriend just so I can avoid spending time with her.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 27, 2008 14:45:28 GMT -5
I like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Apr 27, 2008 21:05:19 GMT -5
I'll admit I have a fetish as well. I like to look up on Giantess stuff. hehe. may as well come clean. so do i. ialso have a Shoe fetish. Heels, and Sandals mostly.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
Posts: 1,872
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Post by Ramses on Apr 27, 2008 21:10:21 GMT -5
I have no confidence in myself and sometimes I wish I was dead...
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Post by DSR on Apr 27, 2008 21:14:42 GMT -5
I like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick. That must be difficult. I mean, how do you hold the hockey stick? You could have your hand sorta close to the blade, I guess, but I would be worried about knocking stuff over with the stick part.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Apr 27, 2008 21:16:40 GMT -5
I think my prom date is smoking hot!
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