icansleep
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Post by icansleep on May 7, 2008 11:19:51 GMT -5
It's been said that neckbeards today are what goatees (or Van Dyck's) were in the mid-to-late 90's. I suffer from a severe case of razor bumps anytime I shave my neck, so I'm strongly considering growing out a neckbeard to hide my secret shame. Any 'Crappers with neckbeard experience that might advise against it? Thanks!
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Post by waffleofpower on May 7, 2008 11:23:06 GMT -5
Neckbeards are never ever ever ever ever....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeever.....acceptable.
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Annette
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Post by Annette on May 7, 2008 11:25:54 GMT -5
Neckbeards are never ever ever ever ever....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeever.....acceptable. Thank you - another female's opinion: yuck.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on May 7, 2008 11:29:04 GMT -5
Can`t stand the look. If I ever go beardy, which I do from time to time, the neck beard is always out of the question.
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Ken Ivory
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Post by Ken Ivory on May 7, 2008 11:29:20 GMT -5
As a man who has had a number of wild and wacky facial hair styles, including but not limited to:
Handlebar Moustache Chris Jericho Goatee Lemmy From MotorHead Beard Soul Patch
To neck beards I say:
DEAR GOD NO!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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AnM is back
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Post by AnM is back on May 7, 2008 11:31:29 GMT -5
Neckbeards are never ever ever ever ever....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeever.....acceptable. Thank you - another female's opinion: yuck. They are really really gross looking. It always looks like the person doesn't have time for hygiene.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on May 7, 2008 11:37:48 GMT -5
I thought the jockstrap was the in thing? It's the only reason I like Matt Hardy.
Guy in the pic might as well be Bam Neely.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 7, 2008 11:41:40 GMT -5
are stupid.
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Post by acressl on May 7, 2008 11:43:29 GMT -5
In a word: trashy.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on May 7, 2008 11:49:11 GMT -5
If you want to look like a Yeti.... I suppose it's a good look.
YE-TAY!
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Post by Palatial Regalia on May 7, 2008 11:49:37 GMT -5
If you dare, it looks stupid being longer then your hair.
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DJ Peapod
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Post by DJ Peapod on May 7, 2008 11:50:01 GMT -5
My buddy has one: It's basically how people can recognize him.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on May 7, 2008 11:50:55 GMT -5
Dude that's horrible lol.
That's a double chin beard
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Tapout
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Post by Tapout on May 7, 2008 11:59:05 GMT -5
"You should talk, all Kevin Smith. And here's a tip: a neckbeard is no replacement for a jawline, no matter how you shave it!"
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Post by lildude8218 on May 7, 2008 12:02:49 GMT -5
Rinse off your razor with rubbing alcohol before you shave. It kills off all the bacteria on the blades. Then you won't get bumps anymore. Just be sure to rinse the alcohol off before you shave.
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Post by Big BosskMan on May 7, 2008 12:26:26 GMT -5
Unless you're going to raise a barn or kill some chickens (CHICKENS!), neckbeards are horrendous.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2008 12:29:09 GMT -5
Not very good.
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Post by laughytaffy on May 7, 2008 12:34:40 GMT -5
Neckbeards kick ass.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on May 7, 2008 12:48:12 GMT -5
Much like men wearing pink, putting your collar up and fannypacks (though that last one should be, damn it!), the neckbeard will never be acceptable.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 7, 2008 12:51:40 GMT -5
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