Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on May 10, 2008 12:16:15 GMT -5
If a child in this day and age asked that of you, would you dare do it?
I myself would and if anyone had given me grief over it, boy, would they get an earfull ("what the **** are you implying, bitch?" for starters)
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Post by Gopher Mod on May 10, 2008 12:21:14 GMT -5
Honestly, no. If someone did that today, people would be under arrest. Sad the times we live in, aren't they?
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on May 10, 2008 12:21:35 GMT -5
Well helping a child with such an issue shouldn't be ap roblem but starting a thread because you were thinking about this in the first place? Hmmmm.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on May 10, 2008 12:33:09 GMT -5
Well helping a child with such an issue shouldn't be ap roblem but starting a thread because you were thinking about this in the first place? Hmmmm. See what I mean? You're presuming things allready just over this topic. Seriously, I see the 'kids should fear adult men' additude everywhere these days and I was recently cut from the life of a teen I've known for years cause his parents found out I'm gay so I wanted to post a topic in that vein. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 10, 2008 16:01:29 GMT -5
I felt weird pushing any other child other than mine on the swings the other day at the park.
Didn't want to push them too hard to where they fell, or to where their parents would be uncomfortable.
I would never hurt any child, but man... that made me think.
I stuck to only pushing my daughter on the swings, by the way.
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Post by Zutroy on May 10, 2008 16:40:08 GMT -5
Im scared of kids anyway, so i'm not helping.
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Post by biafra on May 10, 2008 19:54:16 GMT -5
Hell...I was helping my son with his zipper in a restroom and this fat redneck gruffly asked me if it was my kid.
The fact that we look pretty much identical and we were obviously discussing the matter in calm tones in which he used the word "dad" didn't mean much I guess.
I got a little angry.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on May 10, 2008 19:54:55 GMT -5
Uh oh. This thread's gonna turn ugly.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 10, 2008 20:10:37 GMT -5
Good Lord, just tell the kid to zip up his own damn trousers. If I ever had a son and he asked me this I'd put him on timeout.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 10, 2008 20:17:33 GMT -5
what if his zipper was broken? And he was only 4 years old and didn't know how to fix it? Then you say... "Son, ever been to a bike shop?" |
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Post by biafra on May 10, 2008 20:22:54 GMT -5
Good Lord, just tell the kid to zip up his own damn trousers. If I ever had a son and he asked me this I'd put him on timeout. I'll pray you never have kids. |
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 10, 2008 20:36:59 GMT -5
Good Lord, just tell the kid to zip up his own damn trousers. If I ever had a son and he asked me this I'd put him on timeout. I'll pray you never have kids. No need, I doubt I will. Don't plan on every getting married and my sexlife is few and far between nowadays. I just gotta hope the condom doesn't break on one of my few random hookups.. that would totally suck. |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2008 20:39:06 GMT -5
I would not help, but would tell them to find a relative to do it.
That, or buy a new pair of pants.
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Post by biafra on May 10, 2008 20:39:31 GMT -5
I'll pray you never have kids. No need, I doubt I will. Don't plan on every getting married and my sexlife is few and far between nowadays. I just gotta hope the condom doesn't break on one of my few random hookups.. that would totally suck. At least you're seemingly smart enough not to depend on the "don't worry I'm on the pill" method. You should be ok. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 10, 2008 20:40:01 GMT -5
I'll pray you never have kids. No need, I doubt I will. Don't plan on every getting married and my sexlife is few and far between nowadays. I just gotta hope the condom doesn't break on one of my few random hookups.. that would totally suck. Condoms: The Modern Day Glass Slipper. |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2008 20:42:06 GMT -5
No need, I doubt I will. Don't plan on every getting married and my sexlife is few and far between nowadays. I just gotta hope the condom doesn't break on one of my few random hookups.. that would totally suck. Condoms: The Modern Day Glass Slipper. Yeah, but you don't go slipping used rubbers on random people on the street, now do you? ...Or do you?  |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 10, 2008 20:44:12 GMT -5
Condoms: The Modern Day Glass Slipper. Yeah, but you don't go slipping used rubbers on random people on the street, now do you? ...Or do you? I slip condoms into random women to see if they do fit, yes.* *This may or may not be true. |
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Post by Mac on May 10, 2008 20:46:40 GMT -5
If I did I would expect to be beaten severely by any bypassers.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2008 20:49:33 GMT -5
Yeah, but you don't go slipping used rubbers on random people on the street, now do you? ...Or do you? I slip condoms into random women to see if they do fit, yes.* *This may or may not be true. -Credit: Rajah.com Wouldn't something a little more solid be a little more useful? Or is that kind of thing what you kids are into these days? |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 10, 2008 22:01:31 GMT -5
I slip condoms into random women to see if they do fit, yes.* *This may or may not be true. -Credit: Rajah.com Wouldn't something a little more solid be a little more useful? Or is that kind of thing what you kids are into these days? ... There is something inside of that condom, you know. |
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