Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
Posts: 8,923
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Post by Millie D on May 15, 2008 16:28:14 GMT -5
i'm a tart dragon who likes to eat kangaroos
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 15, 2008 16:28:20 GMT -5
I am a cock-heavy clown who likes to f*** hookers.
That's more like it.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,534
Member is Online
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Post by Bo Rida on May 15, 2008 16:51:51 GMT -5
Hi my name is sidesalad and I'm a beautiful Slut who likes to dejuice horses, I'm also a large breasted man who likes to hump Bill Cosby.
I hate the internet.
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Post by the threadkiller on May 15, 2008 16:55:51 GMT -5
I am a dizzy sexybitch who likes to run from dragons
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Vengeance Of War
Bubba Ho-Tep
You say you want everyone happy? Well...we're not laughing.
Posts: 619
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Post by Vengeance Of War on May 15, 2008 16:56:04 GMT -5
I am a nice husky who likes to rave with animals.
I have a husky, and every time there's an animal in our yard, he chases it down and either frightens it off or kills it.
SHOCKINGLY dead-on.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,151
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Post by Bobeddy on May 15, 2008 17:01:38 GMT -5
I'm a monkey-like sex God who likes to smurf hot bitches.
Well they got monkey-like right.
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Post by Poutine is Awesome Food! on May 15, 2008 17:19:07 GMT -5
Here are A few of mine:
(You are a Testicular Penis who likes to Forsake Beans.) (You are a Long Elephant who likes to Laugh At Elephants.) (You are a Dainty Goliath who likes to Misunderstand Penises.) (You are a Delicious Foot Worshipper who likes to Buy Penises.) (You are a Tender Necropheliac who likes to Shrink Penile Tissue.)
And my personnal favorite: (You are a Miniscule Disco Queen who likes to S*** On Blow-Up Dolls.)
fasenating.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 15, 2008 17:56:24 GMT -5
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Post by cruiserfan on May 15, 2008 18:21:32 GMT -5
I am a godly boyfriend who likes to devour giant tits.
This time last year that was true. Odd.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on May 15, 2008 18:36:19 GMT -5
I am a quick hooch who likes to feel penile tissue.
I'm confused.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Mac on May 15, 2008 18:38:56 GMT -5
I'm a Mushy Fish Stick who likes to Rape Circus Tents.
I resent that.
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Post by invaderdave on May 15, 2008 18:39:06 GMT -5
I am a penile lizardman who likes to stomp circus tents.
So, I'm either Godzilla, or Jim Morrison.
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
Posts: 49
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Post by Claw died on May 15, 2008 19:02:22 GMT -5
I'm a itchy toe that likes to mislead hedgehogs.
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Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
Posts: 5,374
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Post by Max on May 15, 2008 19:03:34 GMT -5
a wide-eyed grandmother who likes to fistf*** Wile E Coyote
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on May 15, 2008 19:13:52 GMT -5
Here are A few of mine: (You are a Testicular Penis who likes to Forsake Beans.) (You are a Long Elephant who likes to Laugh At Elephants.) (You are a Dainty Goliath who likes to Misunderstand Penises.) (You are a Delicious Foot Worshipper who likes to Buy Penises.) (You are a Tender Necropheliac who likes to Shrink Penile Tissue.) And my personnal favorite: (You are a Miniscule Disco Queen who likes to S*** On Blow-Up Dolls.) fasenating. well one thing for sure...you must love penis and penile tissue
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Post by Silent Brad on May 15, 2008 19:32:36 GMT -5
I'm a shrunken rat who likes to taste women
Its like this thing has known me my whole life.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
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Post by The Line on May 15, 2008 19:36:35 GMT -5
A tan publicist who likes to cut lesbians
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on May 15, 2008 19:37:34 GMT -5
a wide-eyed grandmother who likes to fistsmurf Wile E Coyote That's probably my favorite visual of all of them so far. Can you imagine the sign that he'd hold up while that was going on?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 15, 2008 19:39:16 GMT -5
I'm a Well Hung Demon Who Likes To Rave With Bears.
Say What?
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
Posts: 13,481
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Post by Malcolm on May 15, 2008 19:45:29 GMT -5
I'm a itchy toe that likes to mislead hedgehogs. So that must mean.... The quality of Sonic games are YOUR fault! Oh, and apparently I'm a growthslutty breast who likes to shrink Barney. How odd...
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