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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 20, 2008 19:43:20 GMT -5
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 20, 2008 19:47:10 GMT -5
Cousin Oliver = the patron saint of the worthless TV character addition
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on May 20, 2008 20:45:38 GMT -5
Dawn Summers is 100% accurate. Seriously,
1. She kept getting kidnapped; You know who else does. Princesses named Leia, Zelda and Peach. That's how useful Dawn was. "I'm sorry Buffy, but your sister is in another castle"
2. served as an plot device that had no real reason for existing; Okay, Dawn was actually a mystical object known as "the Key," whose sole purpose was to temporary merge the Heavens, Earth and the Hells. Wait, why would anyone construct such a device? What purpose would it serve? And why would it be given to a group of Monks who named themselves after a Philistine Sea God? Heck who would want it? Wait, the answer is a Ancient Hell Goddess named Glory who was banished to Earth in the mid-1970s. Yeah, Buffy never was really good on Backstory. Well, except for Angel's whole "I killed a guy 150 years ago, and I feel bad about it."
3. and had no use or powers. Look, Buffy had losts of guys who could get kidnapped. But they all did something. Giles did research. Willow did magic. Xander got fat and could build stuff. Anya had one liners, demon knowlege and ran the store. Dawn did nothing, besides scream, get kidnapped, and steal things.
The list ignored Cousin Pam from the Cosby show, the oft forgotten last addition to the small tribe living in the Cosby townhouse by the last season.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 20, 2008 20:56:19 GMT -5
I have never watched any of those shows except Scooby Doo and The Brady Bunch. This list was totally disappointing to me.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 20, 2008 20:56:29 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to agree with Scrappy Doo and The Great Gazoo. Never saw anything good in them. Maybe a little in Gazoo, but nothing in Scrappy. Trying to act all tough.
You know what would've been funny? If one of the ghosts would've punted Scrappy Doo away from him, letting the rest of the crew watch him fly.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on May 20, 2008 22:49:45 GMT -5
Violet from Saved by the Bell, anyone? I mean, it's freakin' nepotism and was pointless.
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La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on May 20, 2008 23:14:38 GMT -5
The only show on the original list that I ever watched was Buffy. And I always thought that Tara was a much more useless addition than Dawn.
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Randy Barber 4-Life
Hank Scorpio
I have received an email from RAW's anonymous General Manager. And I quote: "No play for Mr. Gray!"
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on May 20, 2008 23:25:01 GMT -5
Lucky on King of the Hill. And Peggy's almost there. I hate episodes centered around Peggy and/or her idiot relatives.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 20, 2008 23:31:46 GMT -5
And Peggy's almost there. I hate episodes centered around Peggy and/or her idiot relatives. Amen to that. She's the most annoying character... If the episode is about her, I have to change the channel. |
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Post by DSR on May 20, 2008 23:36:09 GMT -5
Violet from Saved by the Bell, anyone? I mean, it's freakin' nepotism and was pointless. Eh, I rather liked that they finally threw Screech a girlfriend, after years of Lisa bein' all "Ewww, no way, Screech! Now, let's all go SHOPPING!" or whatever. |
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Post by Cap'n Crud on May 20, 2008 23:39:07 GMT -5
I agree with the addition of Seven to Married With Children. That obnoxious little sprog shouldn't have been allowed anywhere even in the same zipcode as The Bundy household. Since they never officially explained away his disappearance let's just say he got hit by a bus or found a package from the Unabomber.
Same with that perky obnoxious twat on Home Improvement who kept saying "producer" anytime Tim disagreed with one of her asinine ideas.
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Post by akumashogun on May 20, 2008 23:47:31 GMT -5
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Post by macdaddysquid on May 20, 2008 23:49:39 GMT -5
Maya & Alejandro - Heroes
Def I hope they kill Maya next season
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Rockhound
Unicron
Mugger Kitty Strikes Again!
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Post by Rockhound on May 21, 2008 0:16:46 GMT -5
The addition of Tony Almeida from 24 is stupid considering season 7 hasn't happened yet so it's hard to pass judgement. My guess is that his inclusion in the new season as a terrorist won't be a vengeful Tony but a terrorist altered to look like him. But as for useless characters: Beau- Welcome Back Kotter-Replaced Travolta's Vinny Barbarino. Um, a Sweathog he was not and it failed miserably. Geri- Facts of Life-I guess the producers were trying to go for a handicapped demographic as actress Geri Jewel had cerebral palsy and even though she did a good enough job, her character added nothing to the show. Andrew- Family Ties-Another attempt to breath life into a show by bringing in a little brother, Andrew, played by Brian Bonsell who went on to play another useless character Alexander in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Roger- Happy Days-Where to begin with this one. Ron Howard and Don Most leave the show and they replace them with this guy? Ugh. Well, coming from the show that defined "Jumping the Shark"... Stephanie- All In The Family-Again, using a younger cast member to breath life into a show. And even though actress Danielle Brisebois became a hottie(see pic below), her character on this show effectively killed it.  |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 21, 2008 0:18:40 GMT -5
Stephanie- All In The Family-Again, using a younger cast member to breath life into a show. And even though actress Danielle Brisebois became a hottie(see pic below), her character on this show effectively killed it. She was also a member of the New Radicals |
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on May 21, 2008 0:31:46 GMT -5
Huge disgrace to my sig. This list fails. |
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on May 21, 2008 0:43:04 GMT -5
Violet from Saved by the Bell, anyone? I mean, it's freakin' nepotism and was pointless. Who? |
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Post by Dirty Hazy on May 21, 2008 0:50:25 GMT -5
How about Detective Logan on Criminal Intent. And any partner they have with him on rotating episodes when the regs aren't on.
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on May 21, 2008 0:52:09 GMT -5
Huge disgrace to my sig. This list fails. Yeah, Towelie's always been one of my favorite character's from South Park. |
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Rockhound
Unicron
Mugger Kitty Strikes Again!
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Post by Rockhound on May 21, 2008 0:54:35 GMT -5
How about Daphnie's brother and mother on Frasier? Ugh.
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