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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on May 25, 2008 19:25:32 GMT -5
f*** spiders... goddamn them all and their 8 legs and their crawling and shit
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on May 25, 2008 19:31:03 GMT -5
youtube.com/watch?v=0O1Vocv10IEThis is why you should be afraid of spiders... well this and death. Strong language in the vid... also, it's pretty f***ing gross.
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Post by MiLo Duck on May 25, 2008 19:33:32 GMT -5
I had this one spider that used to live behind my driver's side mirror. It had a genius set up. It would make its web going just from the left side near my car to the car itself. It would lounge out there and when I hit the road it would scamper behind the mirror for protection from the elements. Over the coarse of me driving small bugs would inevetablly get caught in its little web and it would come out and dine. At least one desendant every year would return after every winter and continue this tactic until the car died.
I loved those guys, very crafty little buggers.
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Post by trixiedust on May 25, 2008 19:34:01 GMT -5
You know what I like? House centipedes. They look freaky, are harmless to humans, and love to eat cockroaches and other pests. Here's some pictures:    Don't kill these guys, they only want to eat your unwanted "guests." (Although, personally, I don't kill any bugs--unless there's a large number of them.) They won't eat your food or bite you (their poison is too weak). OMFG I REALLY HATE THOSE THINGS!!  |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 25, 2008 19:56:16 GMT -5
If I were in Iraq, I'd fear these more than Al-Qaeda:  And if you want a movie to skeeve me out, Eight Legged Freaks. Mmmmmm, nice and juicy! Just the way I like them. |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 25, 2008 20:11:45 GMT -5
You know what I like? House centipedes. They look freaky, are harmless to humans, and love to eat cockroaches and other pests. Here's some pictures: Don't kill these guys, they only want to eat your unwanted "guests." (Although, personally, I don't kill any bugs--unless there's a large number of them.) They won't eat your food or bite you (their poison is too weak). OMFG I REALLY HATE THOSE THINGS!! I actually don't mind house centipedes. They beat the crap out of and eat spiders...so they're a friend to me. Plus they're just cool lookin', and REALLY fast. When I used to volunteer at the science center here in town, my friend and I found one in the sink there and kept it as a pet for awhile, feeding it spiders. And smarties...it really liked smarties for reasons I never figured out. |
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Post by fullbug on May 25, 2008 20:24:43 GMT -5
If I were in Iraq, I'd fear these more than Al-Qaeda: [/i].[/quote] I read somewhere that photo was proven to be a fake....The so called spider, not the photo... |
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Post by Franchise on May 25, 2008 20:59:34 GMT -5
OMFG I REALLY HATE THOSE THINGS!! I actually don't mind house centipedes. They beat the crap out of and eat spiders...so they're a friend to me. Plus they're just cool lookin', and REALLY fast. When I used to volunteer at the science center here in town, my friend and I found one in the sink there and kept it as a pet for awhile, feeding it spiders. And smarties...it really liked smarties for reasons I never figured out. To each thier own man, I get those in my basement and I hate the f***ing things. HOLY SHIT THERE'S ONE RIGHT NOW. JUST AS I WAS TYPING THIS. f***. |
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Post by Smokey McTrees on May 25, 2008 21:23:17 GMT -5
I used to love them, then got bit by a Recluse in Tennessee. Now I have the legs of a sixty-year-old man.
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Post by lotus on May 25, 2008 22:24:44 GMT -5
Who was it around here that was about when we were telling scary relationship stories...
Anyways, he was telling a story about his then girlfriend having a show and tell type project or something at school and how she had a jar with 5-6 black widows in it. They break up and he's cleaning under his bed a few months later to find said jar with the widows in it dead..... with the cap off.
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Post by Rockhound on May 25, 2008 23:27:30 GMT -5
If I were in Iraq, I'd fear these more than Al-Qaeda: [/i].[/quote] I read somewhere that photo was proven to be a fake....The so called spider, not the photo...[/quote] Chew on this then: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8gTechnically they are not spiders but they sure as hell look like one so I'll treat them as such. As for spiders in general, my basement must be Atlantic Cit for these big black ones. One of my cats loves catching them. Out in my shed I saw this big mother. I sprayed it with bug spray until it got drunk enough for me to pick it up...with a fan rake, and dispose of is in the woods. This thing had teeth like my dog and held onto that rake with those teeth like a pitbull. Oh, I also get these nasty little bastards in my basement:  Don't know why my basement is such a haven for these creatures and no matter what I do I cannot be rid of them. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 25, 2008 23:29:13 GMT -5
Now, I alluded it to it, but has anyone ever eaten a spider? Because, I have.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 25, 2008 23:36:36 GMT -5
I read somewhere that photo was proven to be a fake....The so called spider, not the photo... Chew on this then: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8gTechnically they are not spiders but they sure as hell look like one so I'll treat them as such. As for spiders in general, my basement must be Atlantic Cit for these big black ones. One of my cats loves catching them. Out in my shed I saw this big mother. I sprayed it with bug spray until it got drunk enough for me to pick it up...with a fan rake, and dispose of is in the woods. This thing had teeth like my dog and held onto that rake with those teeth like a pitbull. Oh, I also get these nasty little bastards in my basement: Don't know why my basement is such a haven for these creatures and no matter what I do I cannot be rid of them. Why the f*** did I click on this thread just before I'm about to go to bed? |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on May 25, 2008 23:41:00 GMT -5
How about those spiders that eat birds?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 25, 2008 23:41:42 GMT -5
How about those spiders that eat birds? Well, what about them? |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on May 25, 2008 23:47:30 GMT -5
How about those spiders that eat birds? Well, what about them? Just bringing them up. Giving people warm fuzzy thought about Spiders so big they feast on birds.  Here's a nice short docutmentry on Spiders, only 2 minutes about: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&feature=related |
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Post by Dirty Hazy on May 25, 2008 23:56:28 GMT -5
How about those spiders that eat birds? Well, what about them? ...and how about that acid rain, am I right!?! |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 25, 2008 23:57:12 GMT -5
Oh, I see. I wasn't sure if you were talking about if they scare people or did anyone here ate one once. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on May 25, 2008 23:58:43 GMT -5
Oh, I see. I wasn't sure if you were talking about if they scare people or did anyone here ate one once. Oh, I'm pretty sure that if people are scared of normal house spiders they will have a heart attack at the sight of those bird spiders. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 26, 2008 0:02:26 GMT -5
Oh, I see. I wasn't sure if you were talking about if they scare people or did anyone here ate one once. Oh, I'm pretty sure that if people are scared of normal house spiders they will have a heart attack at the sight of those bird spiders. Oh yeah, those things can completly cover your face. Man, spiders kick ass! |
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