Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on May 31, 2008 5:52:52 GMT -5
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Post by angryfan on May 31, 2008 5:58:32 GMT -5
Sure, sure, they do it and it's a "medical disorder", but I stick Mr Happy in ONE tree and I'M a pervert!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2008 6:03:57 GMT -5
Saw this on Have I Got News For You last night, bloody mental.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on May 31, 2008 6:42:07 GMT -5
$20 says the fence never calls her back.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 31, 2008 8:37:06 GMT -5
$20 says the fence never calls her back. Well, anybody with half a brain knows that fences are sluts, so of course it won't. |
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2008 9:17:40 GMT -5
See? Love CAN overcome all!
Even insanity.
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Post by acressl on May 31, 2008 9:20:28 GMT -5
Is that even legal? I suppose it wouldn't happen frequent enough to where there would be laws against it. You know, I want to say love is love, but.....
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on May 31, 2008 9:54:49 GMT -5
She's not the only person to suffer from Objectum-Sexual. A 43-year-old British woman who is registered as having the condition claims to be currently dating a stereo named Jake.
...*snicker*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 31, 2008 10:04:31 GMT -5
She's not the only person to suffer from Objectum-Sexual. A 43-year-old British woman who is registered as having the condition claims to be currently dating a stereo named Jake. ...*snicker* You laugh because you shall never know such true love between a woman and her radio named Jake. |
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Post by acressl on May 31, 2008 10:06:58 GMT -5
She's not the only person to suffer from Objectum-Sexual. A 43-year-old British woman who is registered as having the condition claims to be currently dating a stereo named Jake. ...*snicker* You laugh because you shall never know such true love between a woman and her radio named Jake. No, he laughs because he knows Jake. He's just going to break her heart. He's shameless. |
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on May 31, 2008 10:08:21 GMT -5
 I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty turned on right now. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,075
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 31, 2008 10:09:05 GMT -5
You laugh because you shall never know such true love between a woman and her radio named Jake. No, he laughs because he knows Jake. He's just going to break her heart. He's shameless. That bastard! |
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Post by maxx420 on May 31, 2008 10:38:21 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty turned on right now. HAWT! |
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 31, 2008 10:44:21 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty turned on right now. HAWT! That's like... Twelve Freakin' Vaginas there! You KNOW that fence is down with some kinky stuff! |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 31, 2008 10:47:17 GMT -5
That's like... Twelve Freakin' Vaginas there! You KNOW that fence is down with some kinky stuff! Man, the radios come over, You know, that's there is going to be dirty things going on there. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on May 31, 2008 11:02:38 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty turned on right now. There's no way a crumbling wall can compete with that fence. You have to feel sorry for the wall. after all those years of being walked all over by soldiers and hated by civilians it finally finds somebody who loves it for who it is regardless of it's darkside. Then some fence comes along and your flat broken walls can't compete with it's alluring posts, the women you thought loved you left just to have a better sex life. It's just the latest chapter in it's poor unfortunate life. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,075
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 31, 2008 11:04:02 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty turned on right now. There's no way a crumbling wall can compete with that fence. You have to feel sorry for the wall. after all those years of being walked all over by soldiers and hated by civilians it finally finds somebody who loves it for who it is regardless of it's darkside. Then some fence comes along and your flat broken walls can't compete with it's alluring posts, the women you thought loved you left just to have a better sex life. It's just the latest chapter in it's poor unfortunate life. Enough to break your heart, and drive someone to drinking. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 31, 2008 11:18:11 GMT -5
She and the guy in my sig should meet.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2008 11:42:09 GMT -5
um...wow...that's...uh...
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 31, 2008 22:01:40 GMT -5
I'll tell you what's worse. I think my bedroom door has been cheating on me with the wall. I see them, together, locking mechanisms entwined. It makes me sick!!  |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
