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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 21, 2008 22:26:29 GMT -5
Do you love Mrs. Shlapowitz in the way that a man loves a woman, or in the way that a man loves a fine cuban cigar? Both. Do you answer "Yo!" when someone says the phrase "That's B.S.!"? Yes.
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 21, 2008 22:29:59 GMT -5
If you could go back in time and replace an actor in any movie role....who would it be?
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
Posts: 4,223
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 21, 2008 22:33:58 GMT -5
I know you've mentioned you're a postal worker. Are you a rural carrier or do you work as a retail window clerk?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 21, 2008 22:39:45 GMT -5
I know you've mentioned you're a postal worker. Are you a rural carrier or do you work as a retail window clerk? I'm a City Carrier.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 21, 2008 22:40:51 GMT -5
If you could go back in time and replace an actor in any movie role....who would it be? I would replace Hayden Christensen with James Franco for Star Wars: Episodes II and III.
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
Posts: 4,223
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on May 21, 2008 22:47:35 GMT -5
I know you've mentioned you're a postal worker. Are you a rural carrier or do you work as a retail window clerk? I'm a City Carrier. OK. I work in a Contract Postal Unit in a grocery store... I swear I'm going to kill someone the next they ask if a). they can mail something from there or b). we sell stamps. And just so this isn't a complete thread derailment; Which is the more enjoyable adjective to use, "spiffy" or "swanky"?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 21, 2008 22:48:55 GMT -5
Bob what does it say in your sig below the lovely lady?
I'm afraid I'm illiterate.
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ddd84
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by ddd84 on May 21, 2008 23:11:39 GMT -5
Have you found out the name of the woman in your sig?
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DJ Peapod
Samurai Cop
RKO...Romantically Evil
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Post by DJ Peapod on May 21, 2008 23:31:41 GMT -5
Whats the key of not being a total weirdo when talking to girls?
and
Do you like Randy Orton's new theme?
and one more
HOW GREAT IS MICKIE JAMES?
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Post by thesam07 on May 22, 2008 1:03:56 GMT -5
Fishes or Birds? Pick a side, we're at war.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on May 22, 2008 1:31:50 GMT -5
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
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Post by Dick Foley on May 22, 2008 1:50:50 GMT -5
If you were gay, would you be a good lay?
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on May 22, 2008 9:13:02 GMT -5
Hey Bob-o. Another Ask thread, another girl question. So it goes. Got to decide between two girls. Both seem to like me. Girl OnePros: We get along great, and hang out all the time. And jumping into the physical aspect of a relationship wouldn't be tough. Cons: HUGE flirt. She's really inconsistant about whether she wants to settle for me, or play the field. She also is moving a few states away in July. Girl TwoPros: She seems to more legit like me. We saw each other for the first time in person in over a year last night(and will see her again tomorrow) and she was so thrilled to see me(as was I to see her). She also may move within about 1/2 hour of my college next year(I'm moving about 2 hours from here). Cons: Right now, I never see her(she left school and is now homeschooled). Also, if she doesn't move, then things'll only get worse. Girl 2 seems to be the better option from my standpoint, With girl 1 moving a few states away. LDR's (from my own experience) have a very low success rate, unfortunately. thank you, boba gonna see both of them tonight. We'll see how that goes.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 22, 2008 19:47:06 GMT -5
Have you found out the name of the woman in your sig? Rebecca Morgan Whats the key of not being a total weirdo when talking to girls? and Do you like Randy Orton's new theme? and one more HOW GREAT IS MICKIE JAMES? Confidence, man! and NO. and one more She's one of the biggest reasons I watch WWE nowadays! Fishes or Birds? Pick a side, we're at war. Birds.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 22, 2008 19:47:57 GMT -5
If you were gay, would you be a good lay? I'd like to think so.
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on May 22, 2008 19:51:18 GMT -5
Dear Bob,
Why doesn't anyone look like me on Friends?
Krazy E-Man
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Post by MiLo Duck on May 22, 2008 19:56:35 GMT -5
Why does grape flavored stuff taste almost nothing like actual grapes?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 22, 2008 20:05:46 GMT -5
Dear Bob, Why doesn't anyone look like me on Friends? Krazy E-Man Genetics Why does grape flavored stuff taste almost nothing like actual grapes? For the same reason Raspberry flavored stuff is blue, but actual Raspberries aren't.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 22, 2008 20:26:18 GMT -5
Bob
Can you make this weather madness stop in Southern California?
It's mass hysteria, I tell you.
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The Royal Our Herobaums
Trap-Jaw
I don't think you're an asshole, Royal; I just think you're kind of a sonuvabitch.
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Post by The Royal Our Herobaums on May 22, 2008 20:28:01 GMT -5
Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs? I'd eat anything if it was made of ribs. You know, people have this part in them that's made out of ribs...it's called "ribs."
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