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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 26, 2008 18:45:27 GMT -5
Dear Bob, is it okay to hang around with tall women if you aren't that tall yourself? Absolutely! I like tall women, myself. Okay then, thanks very much.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 26, 2008 18:47:15 GMT -5
Bob whayddya think of this: Vince's announcement tonight will be: "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the WWE, The Boston Brawler, Bob Schlapowitz!!!" *Bob makes his way to the ring to "Dirty Water" by the Standells* I like that but I would prefer that my music be "Shipping Up to Boston" from the Dropkick Murphys.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on May 26, 2008 18:48:39 GMT -5
Bob whayddya think of this: Vince's announcement tonight will be: "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the WWE, The Boston Brawler, Bob Schlapowitz!!!" *Bob makes his way to the ring to "Dirty Water" by the Standells* I like that but I would prefer that my music be "Shipping Up to Boston" from the Dropkick Murphys. Agreed. I think you should be accompanyed by myself (in full Bruins gear) and Wally the Green Monster
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 26, 2008 18:58:48 GMT -5
I like that but I would prefer that my music be "Shipping Up to Boston" from the Dropkick Murphys. Agreed. I think you should be accompanyed by myself (in full Bruins gear) and Wally the Green Monster YES! And we can have two lackeys (kinda like the Edge guys) named Sully and Fitzy. And we must all talk in extremely exaggerated Boston accents.
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Post by teamjd on May 26, 2008 18:59:53 GMT -5
Do you have a favourite 'This is Sportscenter' commercial?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on May 26, 2008 19:01:58 GMT -5
Agreed. I think you should be accompanyed by myself (in full Bruins gear) and Wally the Green Monster YES! And we can have two lackeys (kinda like the Edge guys) named Sully and Fitzy. And we must all talk in extremely exaggerated Boston accents. Brilliant!!!!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 26, 2008 19:04:53 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 26, 2008 23:33:45 GMT -5
Do you have a favourite 'This is Sportscenter' commercial? Can't say that I do. Absolutely! I like tall women, myself. Okay then, thanks very much. Although, if they're tall and wear heels that could pose a problem for you. I'm 6 feet and once dated a girl who was three inches taller than me when she had heels on. It was kinda hot actually!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 26, 2008 23:35:13 GMT -5
Say Bob, I got another one: Is the female equivelent of "C*** Rock", "Cla* Jam"?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 26, 2008 23:40:49 GMT -5
Say Bob, I got another one: Is the female equivelent of "C*** Rock", "Cla* Jam"? yes it is.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 26, 2008 23:41:40 GMT -5
Say Bob, I got another one: Is the female equivelent of "C*** Rock", "Cla* Jam"? yes it is. I knew it! Thanks Bob, you ensured I'm going to win my bet.
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Post by Insomniac on May 26, 2008 23:43:01 GMT -5
Bob, hypothetically speaking, what's the best place to stash a dead hooker's body? Is there a marsh nearby? By the way, I was at Lester's no-no! Second one I've been to! There's clearly an aura of good luck that follows you wherever you go. Go see one of Wakefield's starts the next time you get the the chance, he could use some help. BTW, there's no marsh around here. There's a small pond behind some houses on a neighboring street, but it doesn't have easy access. The body is (hypothetically) starting to smell and I can't (hypothetically) keep it in the bathtub forever. Let me see if I can borrow an electric saw... ... hypothetically.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 27, 2008 0:00:22 GMT -5
Is there a marsh nearby? By the way, I was at Lester's no-no! Second one I've been to! There's clearly an aura of good luck that follows you wherever you go. Go see one of Wakefield's starts the next time you get the the chance, he could use some help. BTW, there's no marsh around here. There's a small pond behind some houses on a neighboring street, but it doesn't have easy access. The body is (hypothetically) starting to smell and I can't (hypothetically) keep it in the bathtub forever. Let me see if I can borrow an electric saw... ... hypothetically. No man, what you do for body disposal is to get some acid, not battery acid, industrial acid or something that melts things, fill up your tub with it, and dump the body in it.Pretty soon, it will be completely dissolved. Hypothetical.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 27, 2008 16:45:17 GMT -5
There's clearly an aura of good luck that follows you wherever you go. Go see one of Wakefield's starts the next time you get the the chance, he could use some help. BTW, there's no marsh around here. There's a small pond behind some houses on a neighboring street, but it doesn't have easy access. The body is (hypothetically) starting to smell and I can't (hypothetically) keep it in the bathtub forever. Let me see if I can borrow an electric saw... ... hypothetically. No man, what you do for body disposal is to get some acid, not battery acid, industrial acid or something that melts things, fill up your tub with it, and dump the body in it.Pretty soon, it will be completely dissolved. Hypothetical. I really hope that you know that from watching an episode of CSI.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 27, 2008 16:49:55 GMT -5
No man, what you do for body disposal is to get some acid, not battery acid, industrial acid or something that melts things, fill up your tub with it, and dump the body in it.Pretty soon, it will be completely dissolved. Hypothetical. I really hope that you know that from watching an episode of CSI. Nah, that's from American Psychopath.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 27, 2008 16:50:41 GMT -5
I really hope that you know that from watching an episode of CSI. Nah, that's from American Psychopath. Sure is. Now that you mention it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 27, 2008 16:51:58 GMT -5
Nah, that's from American Psychopath. Sure is. Now that you mention it. What, did you think I was a killer? ;D
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 27, 2008 16:53:05 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Schlapowitz: WHAT TIME IS IT
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 27, 2008 16:57:11 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Schlapowitz: WHAT TIME IS IT I bet Jerome knows.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 27, 2008 16:58:09 GMT -5
It's time for the Ho Train!
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