andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on Jun 21, 2008 1:06:57 GMT -5
ccording to things I've seen around the Internet, Disaster Movie is going to parody...
* The Day After Tomorrow * An Inconvenient Truth * Cloverfield * Superbad * Hancock * Sex and the City * The Love Guru * The Incredible Hulk * Enchanted * Juno * The Simpsons Movie * Speed Racer * The Poseidon Adventure * the Indiana Jones franchise * Hannah Montana * Iron Man
How many of those are disaster movies? Two! Well, three if you count An Inconvenient Truth, just because of the global warming theme.
Plus there's supposed to be an Amy Winehouse parody also
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Post by Cela on Jun 21, 2008 2:56:01 GMT -5
ccording to things I've seen around the Internet, Disaster Movie is going to parody... * The Day After Tomorrow * An Inconvenient Truth * Cloverfield * Superbad * Hancock * Sex and the City * The Love Guru * The Incredible Hulk * Enchanted * Juno * The Simpsons Movie * Speed Racer * The Poseidon Adventure * the Indiana Jones franchise * Hannah Montana * Iron Man How many of those are disaster movies? Two! Well, three if you count An Inconvenient Truth, just because of the global warming theme. Plus there's supposed to be an Amy Winehouse parody also Why don't they just call this movie Best Week Ever: The Movie? They could be up to 8 by now.
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Post by Lucha Lee Tour 2009 [SOLD OUT] on Jun 21, 2008 3:11:53 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Jun 21, 2008 4:47:58 GMT -5
They delivered the movie posters two days ago at my theater and...goddamnit, the other one's even worse, they rip on The Simpsons Movie poster. I'm still going to see it, because a) it's free and b) I'm a massochist. DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! Seriously. It's not worth free.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 21, 2008 16:29:17 GMT -5
When something bad happens, just before everyone starts to freak out, someone better yell "EVERYBODY PANIC!".
Ive been waiting for that in every disaster movie I ever saw...
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 21, 2008 19:31:53 GMT -5
ccording to things I've seen around the Internet, Disaster Movie is going to parody... * The Day After Tomorrow * An Inconvenient Truth * Cloverfield * Superbad * Hancock * Sex and the City * The Love Guru * The Incredible Hulk * Enchanted * Juno * The Simpsons Movie * Speed Racer * The Poseidon Adventure * the Indiana Jones franchise * Hannah Montana * Iron Man How many of those are disaster movies? Two! Well, three if you count An Inconvenient Truth, just because of the global warming theme. Plus there's supposed to be an Amy Winehouse parody also Why don't they just call this movie Best Week Ever: The Movie? They could be up to 8 by now. Or better yet, why don't these two turdburglers just put their crap on MADTv, where I can ignore the hell out of it all I want, without it stinking up the local multiplexes. Really, that's one more theater that could be showing THE DARK KNIGHT. And you know, I am NOT looking forward to seeing commercials for this every two minutes on RAW.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 21, 2008 19:48:41 GMT -5
Working title: Meet the Spartans 2: The Story of McLover & The Kingdom of the Crystal Beer CanPlease tell me that's a joke.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 21, 2008 20:01:08 GMT -5
I know their films make a profit. But Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer are hacks and should be banned from making movies forever.
I mean they make shitty films that appeal to dumb teens by having poo jokes in the trailers.
How can they sleep at night knowing thats how they make their living.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 21, 2008 20:08:27 GMT -5
Let's truly bring about the apocalypse:
Video Game Movie
Director: Uwe Boll Writers: Seltzer and Freidberg Starring: Paris Hilton (as Princess Zelda), Carmen Electra (as Aerith), Dr. Phil (as Mario), Carrot Top (as Solid Snake), Joe Estevez (as Andrew Ryan), Tom Sizemore (as Master Chief), and the entire cast of Mad Tv as the entire cast of World of Warcraft
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Jun 21, 2008 20:18:03 GMT -5
Let's truly bring about the apocalypse: Video Game MovieDirector: Uwe Boll Writers: Seltzer and Freidberg Starring: Paris Hilton (as Princess Zelda), Carmen Electra (as Aerith), Dr. Phil (as Mario), Carrot Top (as Solid Snake), Joe Estevez (as Andrew Ryan), Tom Sizemore (as Master Chief), and the entire cast of Mad Tv as the entire cast of World of Warcraft Don't give them any ideas, I beg of you......
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 23, 2008 13:23:58 GMT -5
Well...at least I wont have to induct this movie into Monster Crap or nominate it for the GINO Award for 2008... *watches trailer* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jun 23, 2008 17:41:00 GMT -5
They are still making more of these? I guess if they're making money they must be doing something right. Still I am completely baffled that this beat Rambo on opening week. Let's truly bring about the apocalypse: Video Game MovieDirector: Uwe Boll Writers: Seltzer and Freidberg Starring: Paris Hilton (as Princess Zelda), Carmen Electra (as Aerith), Dr. Phil (as Mario), Carrot Top (as Solid Snake), Joe Estevez (as Andrew Ryan), Tom Sizemore (as Master Chief), and the entire cast of Mad Tv as the entire cast of World of Warcraft Holy mama-san, that gave me a migraine just reading it. I seriously believe they will make this at some point.
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Post by anticonscience on Jun 24, 2008 12:06:16 GMT -5
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Post by erisi236 on Jun 24, 2008 12:12:22 GMT -5
I think I'll see if I can wrangle up the cash to make "Action Movie".
From the guy who saw all those "Movie" movies comes the greatest one of all!
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 24, 2008 12:47:01 GMT -5
That trailer just replaced lamprey photoshop on the top of my list of things I cannot unsee. Good god that's horrible beyond horrible. Do they even try? Juno? Sex in the City? What the bloody hell does that have to do with disaster movies?
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 24, 2008 12:47:03 GMT -5
Well it's official. All hope for humanity is lost. Although, every time one of these "movies" come out, it just makes me appreciate Scary Movie's 1 & 2 that much more. Man those Wayans got out at the right time.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 24, 2008 12:57:19 GMT -5
Scary Movie 1 was good. Scary Movie 2 was good. Scary Movie 3 was good.
They should have stopped there. These movies just totally suck now. They hardly even change the original script dialogue form the movies they are ripping off.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 24, 2008 13:06:41 GMT -5
Scary Movie 1 was good. Scary Movie 2 was good. Scary Movie 3 was good. They should have stopped there. These movies just totally suck now. They hardly even change the original script dialogue form the movies they are ripping off. But they add Amy Adams getting hit by a taxi!!! And Will Smith being stopped by a lamp post! And Juno is now Zohan! See that's hilarious! What's sad is if they can continue to make these movies for less than $30M, they continue to make money. And if they continue to make money, they will keep making them.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 24, 2008 13:26:51 GMT -5
Spill.com had it right... This movie can kiss my funky ass.
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 24, 2008 13:32:48 GMT -5
...Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minillo? ....I'm sorry, but thats a lot of f***ing hotness in one movie.
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