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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 31, 2007 19:10:21 GMT -5
Piper tells a good story about how great of a ribber Fuji used to be, and to get him back, one day it was snowing, and the y took Fuji's rental car an put in on cinderblocks, then covered the tire ares with snow, so you couldn't tell the tires weren't there. Instead of diggin his car out, Fujit just tried to drive away. That reminds me of another Fuji story involving a car. I don't have detail memorized, but it goes basically like this... Fuji had a new guy stay with him with the promise that the rookie would drive Fuji to the show the next day. The nexy day comes and Fuji gives the man the directions to get there and they make the 5 hour drive, arriving just in time for the show to start. The show happens and afterwards Fuji thanks the man and offers to drive on the way home. The trip takes 15 minutes. That's hilarious to me. Fuji sacrificed his day just to take this guy on a wild goose chase. That's dedication.
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Post by plushtar on Dec 31, 2007 19:25:19 GMT -5
I recall a tale involving the Blue Blazer playing one of his pranks. The WWF performers had rented rooms in hotels that were right next to each other. Owen had paid off the hotel owners to remove their respective curtains. In one hotel was Petterson & the Brawler and across the street was Hacksaw Jim Duggan watching in horror all night.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 31, 2007 19:33:33 GMT -5
I recall a tale involving the Blue Blazer playing one of his pranks. The WWF performers had rented rooms in hotels that were right next to each other. Owen had paid off the hotel owners to remove their respective curtains. In one hotel was Petterson & the Brawler and across the street was Hacksaw Jim Duggan watching in horror all night. I thought that was supposed to have been Bret.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 31, 2007 20:03:53 GMT -5
This may be a little mean, but Eugene when he was in OVW with David Flair was playing cards with him, and talking about how John Cena's sister is a great piano player. So when Cena walks into the room, David compliments his sister about being a good piano player. Cena then takes a chair, throws it across the room and yells at Flair, "my sister doesn't have any arms man", then storms out. Of course, John Cena doesn't have a sister, and Eugene had a hard time trying not to burst out laughing.
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Dec 31, 2007 20:06:28 GMT -5
This may be a little mean, but Eugene when he was in OVW with David Flair was playing cards with him, and talking about how John Cena's sister is a great piano player. So when Cena walks into the room, David compliments his sister about being a good piano player. Cena then takes a chair, throws it across the room and yells at Flair, "my sister doesn't have any arms man", then storms out. Of course, John Cena doesn't have a sister, and Eugene had a hard time trying not to burst out laughing. Funny... I heard the same story, but the great piano player was Bad News Brown's daughter... who had "lost her hands in a boating accident" think that's from Jericho's book or something....
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Post by plushtar on Dec 31, 2007 20:07:54 GMT -5
I recall a tale involving the Blue Blazer playing one of his pranks. The WWF performers had rented rooms in hotels that were right next to each other. Owen had paid off the hotel owners to remove their respective curtains. In one hotel was Petterson & the Brawler and across the street was Hacksaw Jim Duggan watching in horror all night. I thought that was supposed to have been Bret. That's the nature of these things, the smallest details are always changed yet we always get the same exact story.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 31, 2007 20:33:24 GMT -5
This may be a little mean, but Eugene when he was in OVW with David Flair was playing cards with him, and talking about how John Cena's sister is a great piano player. So when Cena walks into the room, David compliments his sister about being a good piano player. Cena then takes a chair, throws it across the room and yells at Flair, "my sister doesn't have any arms man", then storms out. Of course, John Cena doesn't have a sister, and Eugene had a hard time trying not to burst out laughing. Funny... I heard the same story, but the great piano player was Bad News Brown's daughter... who had "lost her hands in a boating accident" think that's from Jericho's book or something.... It's a good rib that has probably been done about 60 times in the last 30 years.
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Post by hutter on Dec 31, 2007 20:40:57 GMT -5
Abdullah the Butcher! I am a little weary about chinese food cooked by someone from Sudan though... I could be wrong but I believe Abdullah was born in Canada. Don't break kayfabe!
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Post by hutter on Dec 31, 2007 20:43:51 GMT -5
I recall a tale involving the Blue Blazer playing one of his pranks. The WWF performers had rented rooms in hotels that were right next to each other. Owen had paid off the hotel owners to remove their respective curtains. In one hotel was Petterson & the Brawler and across the street was Hacksaw Jim Duggan watching in horror all night. I thought that was supposed to have been Bret. It involved Bret, Butch Reed and Hacksaw on at least one occasion. Butch threw up after seeing Brawler go down on Pat after Pat pulled out.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 31, 2007 20:50:26 GMT -5
I read this in Bret Harts book.
there was this new wrestler that was a huge fan of Bad News Allen. SO one night when they are on the stampede bus together the new guy started praising Bad News like crazy. But when he turned to look at Bad News he thought he would get an appreciative nod. instead he was only met with an icy stare. A few minutes later Bruce Hart told the new guy that Bad News had a 4 year old daughter who was just accepted as the youngest piano player to attended Juliard. So the new guy gets up and walks back to Bad News and says "Congratulations Mr Allen I hear your daughter is quite the piano player" In Which Bad News Replied "f*** YOU ASSHOLE. MY DAUGHTER LOST BOTH HER HANDS IN A BOAT ACCIDENT! IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME AGAIN I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT"
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 31, 2007 21:03:49 GMT -5
^^^^^^^That same rib has been mentioned already. -First post on page 2, it's there.
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Post by Throwback on Dec 31, 2007 22:56:41 GMT -5
Davey Boy Smith used to have a backstage rivalry with Lex Luger over who was the strongest. So Davey come up with a way that they could settle it by having a contest to see whoever could press-slam Owen Hart that night. During the match, Luger got in the ring and went for the press-slam, but owen refused to co-operate and Lex couldn't budge him. Davey got in the ring a minute later and press-slammed Owen immediately (with Owen co-operating this time). Davey was supposedly running around like a little kid saying "I'm the strongest! I'm the strongest!" and Lex was pissed.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 31, 2007 23:27:44 GMT -5
One I remember was....Samoa Joe, I think, talking about this trip to Japan where a huge waterballoon war broke out in the hotel between all of the American guys. I think it was Joe, Corino, Low-Ki, CW Anderson, and a few others, and apparently Low-Ki ended up pegging an old woman or some such with a balloon. Good times. I have no idea how many details I screwed up in the telling of that, by the way. The only thing I really remember from hearing that story is that Joe got a call from Low Ki asking what was going on. When Joe explained, Ki asked if Joe would let him into Joe's apartment, but chuckled when he said it. Joe instantly knew something was up because "You don't ******* laugh!" The thought of Low Ki laughing and Joe having that epiphany had me rolling. That is hilarious. Damn, that would have been awesome to be a part of. There's also Jericho and Malenko in lucha masks.
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Post by Guns of the Samuri on Jan 1, 2008 3:53:15 GMT -5
The only thing I really remember from hearing that story is that Joe got a call from Low Ki asking what was going on. When Joe explained, Ki asked if Joe would let him into Joe's apartment, but chuckled when he said it. Joe instantly knew something was up because "You don't ******* laugh!" The thought of Low Ki laughing and Joe having that epiphany had me rolling. That is hilarious. Damn, that would have been awesome to be a part of. There's also Jericho and Malenko in lucha masks. Wasnt it Jericho, Malenko, Guerrero and Benoit doin it?
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 1, 2008 16:03:13 GMT -5
Vietnamese Centipedes. Someone's got to use these in ribs.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 1, 2008 19:56:37 GMT -5
I'm in agreeance that some of these are a good laugh, others are sick and twisted. Lawler tells a couple stories in his book about he and Jackie Fargo that were bizarre and involved simulated homosexual acts on the side of the road between towns...and yet people are surprised that Lawler supposedly likes young girls?
Mick Foley tells a story about in his book about hitting Owen Hart with a bag of popcorn in a tag match with Steve Austin. Owen was selling it like he's being shot (think Shawn v. Hulk at SS), and Austin was over at his turnbuckle, head buried in his arms laughing his ass off (along with some of the front row).
Foley had some great stories...I never picked up either of his books, but I should.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 1, 2008 20:15:55 GMT -5
I'm in agreeance that some of these are a good laugh, others are sick and twisted. Lawler tells a couple stories in his book about he and Jackie Fargo that were bizarre and involved simulated homosexual acts on the side of the road between towns...and yet people are surprised that Lawler supposedly likes young girls? Mick Foley tells a story about in his book about hitting Owen Hart with a bag of popcorn in a tag match with Steve Austin. Owen was selling it like he's being shot (think Shawn v. Hulk at SS), and Austin was over at his turnbuckle, head buried in his arms laughing his ass off (along with some of the front row). Foley had some great stories...I never picked up either any of his three books, but I should. Fixed
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Post by johnnytightlips on Jan 1, 2008 21:21:46 GMT -5
I heard a couple from the Marty shoot (apparently, Mr. Perfect was quite the ribber back then)
Curt was in the restroom and asked Marty to come in. He tells him to look in the last toliet where he finds a promo picture of Nick Bockwinkle (sp?) wearing the championship belt with a piece of shit on top of it. As soon as Marty starts laughing, Curt gets Nick inside the restroom telling him Marty is up to something. Marty darts out of there when he sees what Marty was laughing at thinking Marty did it. (it sounded funnier when hearing from Marty himself from the shoot)
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Post by Throwback on Jan 1, 2008 21:26:51 GMT -5
I'm in agreeance that some of these are a good laugh, others are sick and twisted. Lawler tells a couple stories in his book about he and Jackie Fargo that were bizarre and involved simulated homosexual acts on the side of the road between towns...and yet people are surprised that Lawler supposedly likes young girls? Mick Foley tells a story about in his book about hitting Owen Hart with a bag of popcorn in a tag match with Steve Austin. Owen was selling it like he's being shot (think Shawn v. Hulk at SS), and Austin was over at his turnbuckle, head buried in his arms laughing his ass off (along with some of the front row). Foley had some great stories...I never picked up either any of his seven books, but I should. Fixed Fixed again
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 1, 2008 21:31:16 GMT -5
Here's another good Mr. Perfect one from the Marty shoot. Verne Gagne was fed up with all the locks being found on bags. So he got the whole AWA locker room in for a meeting and said that the next person he caught putting locks on the bags would be fired. After the meeting, he would go to his bag to find locks all over it (which was later found out to be Curt Hennig).
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