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Post by supafly9 on Jan 5, 2008 14:49:49 GMT -5
No no.... she's "Lovin Laif."
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 5, 2008 14:53:04 GMT -5
She's lovin' Leif. Leif Garrett I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2008 14:55:56 GMT -5
and her only addiction is competition!
...and heroin.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2008 14:58:27 GMT -5
and her only addiction is competition! ...and heroin. That reminds me, I'd love to see Michelle McCool become like Dr. Rockso from Metalacolypse, and just randomly say "I'M MICHELLE MCCOOL, AND I'M LOVIN' LIFE!" Now whether she DOES do cocaine, well, she can add that in. |
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Post by Bubble Lead on Jan 5, 2008 14:59:23 GMT -5
...and she's a follower of vampirism who frequents bite clubs across the country.
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Post by SassovsHart on Jan 5, 2008 14:59:38 GMT -5
She's lovin' Leif. Leif Garrett I guess. Leif Cassidy ... |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2008 15:04:12 GMT -5
and her only addiction is competition! ...and heroin. That reminds me, I'd love to see Michelle McCool become like Dr. Rockso from Metalacolypse, and just randomly say "I'M MICHELLE MCCOOL, AND I'M LOVIN' LIFE!" Now whether she DOES do cocaine, well, she can add that in. I'm Michelle McCool! The rock and roll diva! I DO COCAIIIIINE! Instant overness...well it should be. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2008 15:07:33 GMT -5
That reminds me, I'd love to see Michelle McCool become like Dr. Rockso from Metalacolypse, and just randomly say "I'M MICHELLE MCCOOL, AND I'M LOVIN' LIFE!" Now whether she DOES do cocaine, well, she can add that in. I'm Michelle McCool! The rock and roll diva! I DO COCAIIIIINE! Instant overness...well it should be. She should sneak up on Kenny Dykstra and put her hands in his pants. Then he'll pause for a moment, make a generic scream, and she'll scream too...then make herself vomit. |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 5, 2008 15:10:32 GMT -5
And, "Guerrero" is Spanish for "Warrior."
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 5, 2008 15:23:36 GMT -5
Out of eight billion people in the world, she is the strongest, Maggle.
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Post by Parrish on Jan 5, 2008 15:42:11 GMT -5
She's eating a healthy dose of Undertaker's Mc "D" daily.
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Post by picklerabbi on Jan 5, 2008 17:15:28 GMT -5
I've got nothing to add, except that she and Palumbo are perfect together. What else would you do with them?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 5, 2008 17:39:29 GMT -5
...and you could play her ribs like a glockenspiel
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Post by Jam on Jan 5, 2008 17:40:53 GMT -5
...and she needs Undertaker to take her out to eat at Red Lobster. Girl needs a decent meal.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 5, 2008 20:06:34 GMT -5
I've got nothing to add, except that she and Palumbo are perfect together. What else would you do with them? Wish them well on future endeavors? |
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Post by phenomphan on Jan 5, 2008 20:45:04 GMT -5
I've got nothing to add, except that she and Palumbo are perfect together. What else would you do with them? Wish them well on future endeavors? Something tells me the man in my sig won't let that happen (at least not for Michelle anyway) |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 5, 2008 20:46:47 GMT -5
I'm Michelle McCool! The rock and roll diva! I DO COCAIIIIINE! Instant overness...well it should be. She should sneak up on Kenny Dykstra and put her hands in his pants. Then he'll pause for a moment, make a generic scream, and she'll scream too...then make herself vomit. HHH: Hey I thought we agreed no Divas! HBK: No we just shouted a lot then you beat her up, those were our conclusions. Funaki: INDEED |
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Post by rocket on Jan 5, 2008 20:50:49 GMT -5
Some time ago someone sent in Smackdown spoilers and couldn't recognize her even though they ran promos featuring her for weeks.
I think that sums her up nicely.
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Post by supafly9 on Jan 5, 2008 21:14:19 GMT -5
...and you could play her ribs like a glockenspiel Michelle McCool... the Lovin Laif Waif. |
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Post by jrid21 on Jan 6, 2008 19:13:43 GMT -5
Wow I can really feel the love for McCool on this board. I'd have to concur though. She's horrible. A good athlete yes, but just not someone the crowd can really get behind. She exhibits no spark, no personality. Many other divas who were astonishing athletes have been let go, and she's very cookie cutter looking to boot. I think it's safe to say her relationship with the deadman is definitely a smart business venture for her, cause there ain't no way in HELL she'd still be here if they weren't together. To make matters worse it seems like Taker is influencing her to look and become like a carbon copy of Sara circa 2001 when she was on tv with him. The clothes she wears, coming out on the back of Palumbo's bike, her new hair extensions and the way she wears them... all exactly like his ex-wife. Get over it Taker, she's not Sara.... and she's really not all that interesting to watch either. when did the undertaker divorce his wife? i thought the rumors of him and michelle mccool were false? |
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