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Post by tigermask on Jan 31, 2006 23:18:38 GMT -5
Yes folks, he's gotten some bad luck lately, but he is still the man! Lets make this a fun topic! Case in point... By the by Quake, whats your advice on women?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 2, 2006 13:57:54 GMT -5
Make 'Quake happy? Jokes usually at least make someone smile, so here's one.
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG!, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
Get well soon, Mr. Tenta.
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Post by Fireravenv on Feb 2, 2006 15:12:02 GMT -5
This thread needs more Quakebell!
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Post by Fireravenv on Feb 2, 2006 15:14:28 GMT -5
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Post by plushtar on Feb 3, 2006 3:19:19 GMT -5
Love the Flair and Cena ones.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Feb 6, 2006 3:15:17 GMT -5
This one should make Quake at least smile.
A dog and Eric Bischoff are both found on the side of the road...dead...both were hit by cars...what was the difference?
Skid marks in front of the dog. ;D
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 6, 2006 4:23:10 GMT -5
Quake walks into a bar, ouch.
sorry folks
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STMP
Hank Scorpio
Wild and Only 50
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Post by STMP on Feb 6, 2006 7:15:45 GMT -5
Nothing makes me more happy than Bobby Heenan quotes.
So here they come:
Gorilla Monsoon: He hit him in the external protuberance area!
Bobby Heenan: Why do you always use words no one understands?
Gorilla Monsoon: It's fun. You should try it.
(Jobber gets kicked in the stomach)
Bobby Heenan: He kicked him in the uterus!
Gorilla Monsoon: Would you stop it?
And of course, Sycho Sid.
You see, Gene, there's only 2 things I care about! And I'm gonna see is that the man who wins the title and the belt, and that man will be me! - Sid Vicious
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Post by viscera on Feb 7, 2006 14:32:13 GMT -5
Well... this is all I got
* drops his pants.... again *
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Post by wrestlersweazy on Feb 9, 2006 1:07:25 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half Way!
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Post by Banned Member on Feb 9, 2006 16:13:14 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Half Way! Wow thats cold. Get it Cold.! I got a million of them.....actually I dont.
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Sc
Don Corleone
Must think of something witty to put here...
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Post by Sc on Feb 9, 2006 17:51:12 GMT -5
This guy walks into a talent agent's office and tells him he has the best act ever for him. The agent says "Well what is it?" the guy responds "Have you ever heard of the great Fendici?" and the agent goes "No." and the guy says "Well he was able to make music with his anus, I too can do this." The agent says "Alright let me see it." So the guy takes down his pants and hesitates for a minute and then all of the sudden he drops a huge steaming pile of crap on the agent's desk and the agent goes "What the hell are you doing!?" and the guy goes "Even Sinatra has to clear his throat."
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