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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 7, 2008 19:43:54 GMT -5
Win Anyway, lets ignore the fact that she has big tits. What of value does she add to TNA? If I wanted T&A, I'd much rather watch Team Pr0n. If I wanted wrestling ability, I'd watch Gail Kim or Kong. As far as the TNA totem poll on things I care about, she's just above Christy Hemme a couple of notches below The Guru. Of course, this is just me. If you wanna watch for her fake cans, more power to ya.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Jan 7, 2008 20:37:29 GMT -5
Question: Why'd she wear a mask in the first place if the plan was just to reveal her identity anyway? It's like when Al Snow was Avatar and he'd walk to the ring, put on a mask, wrestle, and then take the mask off when the match ended. Why? Are you serious? Cause they didn't want people to know before they did it! It's like saying "Why did Edge wear that cameraman gear before he interfered in the World title match". Cause they didn't want anyone to know who it was before the reveal. Well that justifies it. If WWE does something stupid, and TNA does it too, it's not stupid! But why didn't they want us to know her identity? Does it make any difference that she wore a mask the other times and then took it off at the PPV? At least Edge used the costume to get close to the ring, hiding among the camera crew. In theory, it helped him interfere. What benefit did the mask have for Shelly? How did it help her? And if it DID help her somehow, why'd she take it off?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 7, 2008 21:13:23 GMT -5
Are you serious? Cause they didn't want people to know before they did it! It's like saying "Why did Edge wear that cameraman gear before he interfered in the World title match". Cause they didn't want anyone to know who it was before the reveal. Well that justifies it. If WWE does something stupid, and TNA does it too, it's not stupid! But why didn't they want us to know her identity? Does it make any difference that she wore a mask the other times and then took it off at the PPV? At least Edge used the costume to get close to the ring, hiding among the camera crew. In theory, it helped him interfere. What benefit did the mask have for Shelly? How did it help her? And if it DID help her somehow, why'd she take it off? Neither version of it is stupid, cause there isn't anything wrong with wanting to add some mystery element to an angle. It was pretty much just to have LAX play some trick on Hemme when she complained about it to Cornette, and LAX didn't do anything when management warned them cause it ended up being a women under there at the reveal.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 7, 2008 21:43:15 GMT -5
Yes. you all just knew it was Shelly Martinez. It had nothing to do with reading spoilers. Has their been a debut or mystery wrestler in the last 10 years that was "Shocking". HBK in the nWo was a nice little surprise.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2008 11:00:25 GMT -5
i just don't get what is so special about this chick. she's just like every other big-breasted bimbo in wrestling, except she has black hair instead of blonde. Hey, I like her personally because she likes horror, and she knows her shit about it. That means a lot to a guy like me. If you asked Candice what horror movie she liked, she'd probably say that she thought I Know What You Did Last Summer was really scary. So, that's personal, completely outside of the wrestling ring.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 8, 2008 11:04:40 GMT -5
Well that justifies it. If WWE does something stupid, and TNA does it too, it's not stupid! But why didn't they want us to know her identity? Does it make any difference that she wore a mask the other times and then took it off at the PPV? At least Edge used the costume to get close to the ring, hiding among the camera crew. In theory, it helped him interfere. What benefit did the mask have for Shelly? How did it help her? And if it DID help her somehow, why'd she take it off? Neither version of it is stupid, cause there isn't anything wrong with wanting to add some mystery element to an angle. It was pretty much just to have LAX play some trick on Hemme when she complained about it to Cornette, and LAX didn't do anything when management warned them cause it ended up being a women under there at the reveal. Yes but see it would've made sense if the woman in disguise could feasibly disguise herself as a man. Here it was as if Hemme, Rave, and Hoyt were complaining about Robert Paulson attacking them.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2008 11:09:00 GMT -5
Yes. you all just knew it was Shelly Martinez. It had nothing to do with reading spoilers. Has their been a debut or mystery wrestler in the last 10 years that was "Shocking". HBK in the nWo was a nice little surprise. Angle in TNA. We kinda knew it was coming, but none of us expected it to be so soon.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 8, 2008 11:36:45 GMT -5
Neither version of it is stupid, cause there isn't anything wrong with wanting to add some mystery element to an angle. It was pretty much just to have LAX play some trick on Hemme when she complained about it to Cornette, and LAX didn't do anything when management warned them cause it ended up being a women under there at the reveal. Yes but see it would've made sense if the woman in disguise could feasibly disguise herself as a man. Here it was as if Hemme, Rave, and Hoyt were complaining about Robert Paulson attacking them. She was wearing a bandana, a do rag, black hat, a lot of layers of baggy clothing, and sunglasses. Hell, they coulds have switched them at one point and no one would have notice. Plus, I don't really see how people say you can see her boobs. I've seen the videos where they show her, and it's not really noticible at all. I mostly amount that to people thinking its Shelly, and since Shelly has big boobs, then you can see her big boobs there.
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Post by Mike's a Midnight Express Mark on Jan 8, 2008 11:45:05 GMT -5
Shocker in TNA? Stealer of my thunder! Good to see Shelly back though ;D
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Post by domrep on Jan 8, 2008 12:09:45 GMT -5
Why are we questioning the reason Shelly is on TV? Who cares, she's hot.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 8, 2008 12:37:19 GMT -5
Yes but see it would've made sense if the woman in disguise could feasibly disguise herself as a man. Here it was as if Hemme, Rave, and Hoyt were complaining about Robert Paulson attacking them. She was wearing a bandana, a do rag, black hat, a lot of layers of baggy clothing, and sunglasses. Hell, they coulds have switched them at one point and no one would have notice. Plus, I don't really see how people say you can see her boobs. I've seen the videos where they show her, and it's not really noticible at all. I mostly amount that to people thinking its Shelly, and since Shelly has big boobs, then you can see her big boobs there. My other counterpoint being she had already wrestled a match for TNA before starting the mystery attacker angle, therefore 2 and 2 could feasibly be put together easily. Plus really, what else was the end result of this storyline going to be, that it was a transvestite attacking Christy?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 8, 2008 12:45:10 GMT -5
She was wearing a bandana, a do rag, black hat, a lot of layers of baggy clothing, and sunglasses. Hell, they coulds have switched them at one point and no one would have notice. Plus, I don't really see how people say you can see her boobs. I've seen the videos where they show her, and it's not really noticible at all. I mostly amount that to people thinking its Shelly, and since Shelly has big boobs, then you can see her big boobs there. My other counterpoint being she had already wrestled a match for TNA before starting the mystery attacker angle, therefore 2 and 2 could feasibly be put together easily. Plus really, what else was the end result of this storyline going to be, that it was a transvestite attacking Christy? Hell, Joey Mercury wrestled for TNA before. It could have been him, too. Just cause the person wrestled for them doesn't mean it was bound to be them. Especially since before this she had no tie with LAX other than being latin herself. Who knows where it could have went. Bodyguard angle? unmasking attempt reveals Shark Boy or someone else strange under mask? Hemme attacked and hospitalized, LAX suspended for breaking the rule? It's not really needed to know this beofre it has the chance ot happen. That's the problem with some people: They complain that they're never surprised, but they always try to find out what happens in every second of every angle before it shows up so they can talk about it and don't have to guess.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 8, 2008 12:46:13 GMT -5
My other counterpoint being she had already wrestled a match for TNA before starting the mystery attacker angle, therefore 2 and 2 could feasibly be put together easily. Plus really, what else was the end result of this storyline going to be, that it was a transvestite attacking Christy? Hell, Joey Mercury wrestled for TNA before. It could have been him, too. Just cause the person wrestled for them doesn't mean it was bound to be them. Especially since before this she had no tie with LAX other than being latin herself. Who knows where it could have went. Bodyguard angle? unmasking attempt reveals Shark Boy or someone else strange under mask? Hemme attacked and hospitalized, LAX suspended for breaking the rule? It's not really needed to know this beofre it has the chance ot happen. That's the problem with some people: They complain that they're never surprised, but they always try to find out what happens in every second of every angle before it shows up so they can talk about it and don't have to guess. So basically you're saying that in theory a team that was consistently getting face pops was going to turn heel by hospitalizing someone that the crowd already has a thing against ever since her feud with VKM as one of the possible outcomes. Sadly that would only be if Russo operated in the real swerve mode, and not the swerve mode that everyone sees coming. Face it, the idea that the really frumpy guy attacking a woman was actually a woman all along is not a surprise anymore.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 8, 2008 12:51:26 GMT -5
Hell, Joey Mercury wrestled for TNA before. It could have been him, too. Just cause the person wrestled for them doesn't mean it was bound to be them. Especially since before this she had no tie with LAX other than being latin herself. Who knows where it could have went. Bodyguard angle? unmasking attempt reveals Shark Boy or someone else strange under mask? Hemme attacked and hospitalized, LAX suspended for breaking the rule? It's not really needed to know this beofre it has the chance ot happen. That's the problem with some people: They complain that they're never surprised, but they always try to find out what happens in every second of every angle before it shows up so they can talk about it and don't have to guess. So basically you're saying that in theory a team that was consistently getting face pops was going to turn heel by hospitalizing someone that the crowd already has a thing against ever since her feud with VKM. Who said anything about turning heel? I was thinking Hemme tries to interfere in her heelish ways, the latino nation person attacks her, and she has to go to the hospital. LAX didn't want that, but Cornette suspends them to the shagrin of the fans and then, possibly disbands the Latino Nation thing group they have. LAX come back, and the guy stays around, trying to help them, but LAX hate how they got them suspended for dealing with the bitch Hemme, attack him, some other members come in and attack LAX, then you got a kind of Latino Civil War going on, with LAX thinking their former homies crossed the line, and the Nation thinking the supposed representatives got soft. Maybe toss in Hector again as the reason for LAX "going soft", and run with it.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 8, 2008 12:54:25 GMT -5
So basically you're saying that in theory a team that was consistently getting face pops was going to turn heel by hospitalizing someone that the crowd already has a thing against ever since her feud with VKM. Who said anything about turning heel? I was thinking Hemme tries to interfere in her heelish ways, the latino nation person attacks her, and she has to go to the hospital. LAX didn't want that, but Cornette suspends them to the shagrin of the fans and then, possibly disbands the Latino Nation thing group they have. LAX come back, and the guy stays around, trying to help them, but LAX hate how they got them suspended for dealing with the bitch Hemme, attack him, some other members come in and attack LAX, then you got a kind of Latino Civil War going on, with LAX thinking their former homies crossed the line, and the Nation thinking the supposed representatives got soft. Maybe toss in Hector again as the reason for LAX "going soft", and run with it. So Gang Wars then.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 8, 2008 12:55:32 GMT -5
Who said anything about turning heel? I was thinking Hemme tries to interfere in her heelish ways, the latino nation person attacks her, and she has to go to the hospital. LAX didn't want that, but Cornette suspends them to the shagrin of the fans and then, possibly disbands the Latino Nation thing group they have. LAX come back, and the guy stays around, trying to help them, but LAX hate how they got them suspended for dealing with the bitch Hemme, attack him, some other members come in and attack LAX, then you got a kind of Latino Civil War going on, with LAX thinking their former homies crossed the line, and the Nation thinking the supposed representatives got soft. Maybe toss in Hector again as the reason for LAX "going soft", and run with it. So Gang Wars then Gang Wars involves 2 or more factions. This is just one, though.
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Post by hollywood on Jan 8, 2008 13:13:16 GMT -5
Who said anything about turning heel? I was thinking Hemme tries to interfere in her heelish ways, the latino nation person attacks her, and she has to go to the hospital. LAX didn't want that, but Cornette suspends them to the shagrin of the fans and then, possibly disbands the Latino Nation thing group they have. LAX come back, and the guy stays around, trying to help them, but LAX hate how they got them suspended for dealing with the bitch Hemme, attack him, some other members come in and attack LAX, then you got a kind of Latino Civil War going on, with LAX thinking their former homies crossed the line, and the Nation thinking the supposed representatives got soft. Maybe toss in Hector again as the reason for LAX "going soft", and run with it. So Gang Wars then. I wouldn't look for Gang Wars in TNA. That would actually be entertaining. BAH-DUMMM TSSS!!!
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 8, 2008 13:52:27 GMT -5
Why are we questioning the reason Shelly is on TV? Who cares, she's hot. pretty much how i feel about the situation all this does is add another reason as to why LAX is money. Seriously they better have a relevant 2008
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 8, 2008 14:31:55 GMT -5
Why are we questioning the reason Shelly is on TV? Who cares, she's hot. pretty much how i feel about the situation all this does is add another reason as to why LAX is money. Seriously they better have a relevant 2008 I'm just afraid that she'll take away from Homicide and Hernandez. People will pay more to see her huge melons than to see LAX wrestle. That's why I preferred Konnan as their manager, because he was great on the mic and was more of a leader than a valet, which is what Shelly appears to be doing.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2008 14:39:48 GMT -5
pretty much how i feel about the situation all this does is add another reason as to why LAX is money. Seriously they better have a relevant 2008 I'm just afraid that she'll take away from Homicide and Hernandez. People will pay more to see her huge melons than to see LAX wrestle. That's why I preferred Konnan as their manager, because he was great on the mic and was more of a leader than a valet, which is what Shelly appears to be doing. I paid to see LAX wrestle. I STAYED because of Shelly's wonderful sexiness. Also, Ace, just remember, WWE was toying with having a female wrestler dressing up like a luchador and hiding her sexuality until she was released. I had the same questions about how to hide her being a girl at the time, but I liked the idea of the gimmick when word of it came out.
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