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Post by hutter on Jan 23, 2008 10:08:08 GMT -5
Bear wrestling only works if Tracy Smothers is wrestling the bear and Gordon Solie is the announcer. Yep. Bears don't know how to apply a figure four, but they do know how to do a leg sweep. They're natural wrestlers, and I believe it because Gordon said so. 500 and 50 pounds of supple muscle. God bless Gordon Solie.
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Post by toodarkmark on Jan 23, 2008 15:15:24 GMT -5
As long as the Bear's morale is high and he doesnt bring down the locker room.
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Post by acressl on Jan 23, 2008 15:22:06 GMT -5
No. They could misuse them though, get them labeled as damaged goods and ruin bear wrestling's credibility as a whole. They could have a whole stable of fresh, young bear talent. You'd still be looking at Christian Cage week after week. You might indirectly build up bear wrestling in Japan or something though when they get sick of it and leave.
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Post by hutter on Jan 23, 2008 15:46:52 GMT -5
I'd love to see Kurt Angle make a bear tap out.
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 23, 2008 16:10:49 GMT -5
I want to see Wrestling Bear vs. Wrestling Tiger vs. Wrestling Alligator
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 23, 2008 17:27:47 GMT -5
In the middle of Angle vs Bear, it would be funny if Bear started eating the ref.
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Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 23, 2008 17:46:38 GMT -5
Only if they give the bear a mouthpiece and turn it heel.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2008 20:20:25 GMT -5
Only if they give the bear a mouthpiece and turn it heel. This brings to mind the "Gentle Ben Show" on the Simpsons. Gentle Ben wasn't exactly a mouthpiece, but he was a bear that hosted a talk show. If TNA's bear as host doesn't go berzerk on the audience like Gentle Ben did, a Piper's Pit type segment with bear would be gold.
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 23, 2008 20:27:02 GMT -5
(Waits for the IWC to complain that the bear is a "talentloss hoss" with "poor workrate")
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 23, 2008 20:29:24 GMT -5
Bears beat Battlestar Galactica?
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 21:21:15 GMT -5
Bears beat Battlestar Galactica? No doubt because the new BG sucks. The new BG is the opposite of say a successful sci-fi show like Lost. It makes zero sense and has no type of coherent over all plot structure and this is by sci-fi standers people, think about that.
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Post by gmanquik on Jan 23, 2008 22:47:04 GMT -5
The WWE already tried it with Albert, and currently, he's in Japan, so you never know.
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Post by Bobby Womack on Jan 23, 2008 23:29:24 GMT -5
tna should make tna relevant first
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Post by Celgress on Jan 23, 2008 23:38:27 GMT -5
ROFLMAO, to true too true
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 24, 2008 14:43:27 GMT -5
Hiring bears would upset the pay scale.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 24, 2008 14:57:42 GMT -5
Hiring bears would upset the pay scale. The Universal Studios churros they pay Elix Skipper are that costly?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 24, 2008 21:34:14 GMT -5
I really, really wanna see a wrestling bear now.
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Jan 25, 2008 0:56:37 GMT -5
Today's world is different then the one Bret talked about with the law suits and such. Don't hink PeTA would take too kindly to it especially in the wake of Michael Vick.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 25, 2008 1:11:09 GMT -5
Today's world is different then the one Bret talked about with the law suits and such. Don't hink PeTA would take too kindly to it especially in the wake of Michael Vick. But it is a bear fighting a person. Not a Bear fighting a Bear.. They only hate Animal v Animal fights. Not the hilarity of a bear v Man. .. ... .. But they do accuse you of being a racist and animal hater for saying you want to see a midget fight a monkey.
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