dewe
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Post by dewe on Apr 7, 2008 11:15:25 GMT -5
People named John who were in WWE aroudn 04 Heidenriech Cena JBL Stamboli anyone else? Little Johnny.
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Post by samachine on Apr 7, 2008 11:16:23 GMT -5
's obviously Mike Knox. Hides his contract? Duh, so Vince can't fire him
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Cylon
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Post by Cylon on Apr 7, 2008 11:21:33 GMT -5
's obviously Mike Knox. Hides his contract? Duh, so Vince can't fire him Don't say his name too loudly now, or else he WILL be fired.
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salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Apr 7, 2008 11:22:19 GMT -5
People named John who were in WWE aroudn 04 Heidenriech Cena JBL Stamboli anyone else? Little Johnny. John Spartan?
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 7, 2008 11:23:24 GMT -5
's obviously Mike Knox. Hides his contract? Duh, so Vince can't fire him Don't say his name too loudly now, or else he WILL be fired.
MIIIIIKE KNOXXXXXXXXXXXX!
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Apr 7, 2008 11:39:54 GMT -5
's obviously Mike Knox. Hides his contract? Duh, so Vince can't fire him Don't say his name too loudly now, or else he WILL be fired. I hear that if you stand in front of a mirror and say Mike Knox three times he'll appear. He won't kill you. He'll just hang around until you end up forgetting he's there. Just like in ECW.
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Post by gsguy on Apr 7, 2008 11:49:54 GMT -5
If it's Regal, he needs to be canned ASAP.
He's had way too many chances.
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MCMGM
Vegeta
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Post by MCMGM on Apr 7, 2008 11:51:01 GMT -5
Here's my outlandish theory. It was Gregory Helms who intentionally left the drugs along with his contract to get fired so he can go to TNA to be closer to his girlfriend and actually get a non-cruserweight push. Vince: "Gregory, please come in. Have a seat. I need to talk to you..." Gregory: "Oh dear, what could this be about. It sounds serious. Like... firing me kind of serious." Vince: "Yes, indeed it is serious. We believe you were the wrestler who left a box of steroids in your house" Gregory: "Yep. Me. Guilty. I guess you're gonna fire me then?" Vince: "No Gregory, I'm not" Gregory: "..." Vince: "What I am going to do is put you on a stringent program of therapy and rehabilitation to ensure you kick this habbit" Gregory: "..." Vince: "No, not at all. I believe that together we can help you get through this dark period -- " Gregory: "You're ***ing me. Why won't you just fire me? FIRE ME FOR **** SAKE!" Vince: "Ah, roid rage. This is serious indeed. We need to help you through this. And we'll start by changing your outlook. You don't need to be a big guy Gregory. You're fine the way you are. So I'm going to book you only as a cruiserweight wrestler" Gregory: "Oh Jesus..." Vince: "Starting imediately I'll reinstate the cruiserweight title, and you can feud with Hornswaggle for it. Gregory, come back to the office... no? We'll talk more later okay? You hang in there buddy!" Winner!
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MCMGM
Vegeta
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Post by MCMGM on Apr 7, 2008 11:55:27 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Chris Benoit can't really SELL A HOUSE in his current state. I'm going to hell for laughing at this so much. We both are my friend, we both are.
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dpg
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Post by dpg on Apr 7, 2008 11:55:42 GMT -5
Oooh, the press smell a story! This isn't good, whoevers involved is going to be in big trouble, they'd only just managed to damp down the scandals from a few months ago.
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Hanzo
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Post by Hanzo on Apr 7, 2008 12:21:59 GMT -5
I hear that if you stand in front of a mirror and say Mike Knox three times he'll appear. He won't kill you. He'll just hang around until you end up forgetting he's there. Just like in ECW. A winner is you!
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 7, 2008 12:28:00 GMT -5
How come the cops haven't found Hardy's meth lab yet?
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Cylon
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Post by Cylon on Apr 7, 2008 12:46:53 GMT -5
How come the cops haven't found Hardy's meth lab yet? It burned down remember?
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Post by MysteryPartner on Apr 7, 2008 12:49:23 GMT -5
Did the dude reveal this for publicity or what? Couldn't he of just flushed them down the toilet and moved on?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 7, 2008 12:53:38 GMT -5
John Spartan? "You really licked his ass!" Sorry, just had to. Watched the movie no more than 2 hours ago.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 7, 2008 13:02:54 GMT -5
Please don't be Regal, please don't be Regal, PLEASE don't be Regal. I honestly thought he'd gotten clean until the Signature Pharmacy scandal. Now I just hope that he wasn't on them in 2004. However, since he'd just had that bad injury and was comnig back, I fear that he may have been. The contract business I don't get though. Also, since the wrestler is supposedly staying in aother state with family, I doubt it's him. He's still in Georgia and not with family as far as I know. And people say he's had too many chances- this is his first Wellness Policy violation. I'm well aware of his 1999 firing, but like Eddie, he was fired, supposedly got clean, nd came back. I say suppsoedly due to last year's steroid scandal. Mind you, wasn't Regal listed as taking HGH rather than steroids? HGH can have other applications, of course.
I know people will hate me for this, but I hope it is any one of Cena, Orton or Batista. get them off my TV, please.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Apr 7, 2008 13:05:01 GMT -5
Any news on when we will find out who it was?
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salTy
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Post by salTy on Apr 7, 2008 13:10:58 GMT -5
John Spartan? "You really licked his ass!" Sorry, just had to. Watched the movie no more than 2 hours ago. www.youtube.com/ watch?v=d17_EaXbt6o NSFW
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damna
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Post by damna on Apr 7, 2008 13:43:42 GMT -5
Don't say his name too loudly now, or else he WILL be fired. I hear that if you stand in front of a mirror and say Mike Knox three times he'll appear. He won't kill you. He'll just hang around until you end up forgetting he's there. Just like in ECW. Xonk Ekim (hopefuly that will send him back to the 5th dimension)
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 7, 2008 14:21:26 GMT -5
Any news on when we will find out who it was? Nope, but all this rampant speculation is still pretty fun.
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