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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 14:47:25 GMT -5
I don't get it. She looks a whole lot better here than in Playboy. Something is up with Playboy's photo staff. I would assume the word I'm looking for would be 'airbrushing'. It's just weird when pictures are airbrushed. It's like you're not even looking at a real woman. I wish they would just let the girl pose as is. She's a beautiful woman, no need to cover anything up with editing. Got it in one, mate! That's exactly the way I feel about PLAYBRUSH....err...I mean PLAYBOY. I remember being excited about PLAYBOY when I was like a middleschooler....even kind of still into it in High School.....but one day I was looking at a pictorial, and noticed that the "artists" had airbrushed the model's nipples clean off! I mean, she looked like a Macy's mannequin. At that moment, I gave up PLAYBOY pretty much for good, though sometimes curiosity gets the better of me, and I check out pictorials like Maria's just to see what all the hubbub is about. I swear to God that Heffner might as well hire Julie Bell or Boris Vallejo to paint the girls, instead of shooting them with a camera, if they're going to airbrush THAT goddamn much. Magazines like SCORE, VOLUPTUOUS, and XL have girls that are just as good looking as ANY chick in PLAYBOY, and they're not airbrushed all to hell and back, either. They look like real, honest to God women you'd see on the street, not some "artists conception" of what said model would ideally look like. Again, I laugh whenever the entire world gets it's knickers in a twist about some celebrity whore posing nude in PLAYBOY....because in all honesty, you're not actually seeing that actress/singer/skank of the moment nude at all....but an artists' recreation of what the woman looked like naked.
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Post by Tim on Apr 17, 2008 15:06:40 GMT -5
Got it in one, mate! That's exactly the way I feel about PLAYBRUSH....err...I mean PLAYBOY. I remember being excited about PLAYBOY when I was like a middleschooler....even kind of still into it in High School.....but one day I was looking at a pictorial, and noticed that the "artists" had airbrushed the model's nipples clean off! I mean, she looked like a Macy's mannequin. At that moment, I gave up PLAYBOY pretty much for good, though sometimes curiosity gets the better of me, and I check out pictorials like Maria's just to see what all the hubbub is about. I swear to God that Heffner might as well hire Julie Bell or Boris Vallejo to paint the girls, instead of shooting them with a camera, if they're going to airbrush THAT goddamn much. Magazines like SCORE, VOLUPTUOUS, and XL have girls that are just as good looking as ANY chick in PLAYBOY, and they're not airbrushed all to hell and back, either. They look like real, honest to God women you'd see on the street, not some "artists conception" of what said model would ideally look like. Again, I laugh whenever the entire world gets it's knickers in a twist about some celebrity whore posing nude in PLAYBOY....because in all honesty, you're not actually seeing that actress/singer/skank of the moment nude at all....but an artists' recreation of what the woman looked like naked. Nice job elaborating, man. More in-depth about exactly how I feel.
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Post by OMAR DAYS on Apr 17, 2008 15:09:27 GMT -5
Serious WOAH material.
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Post by DJ Peapod on Apr 17, 2008 16:12:15 GMT -5
Yeah...they are hot...but I do hope for a Mickie one...
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Post by salsashark on Apr 17, 2008 16:23:25 GMT -5
Boring
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 17, 2008 18:11:18 GMT -5
There are so many good looking women that Playboy airbrush into mehness. Maria was one of them. Hell, almost every diva that has posed for them fit that category.
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Post by Franchise on Apr 17, 2008 18:13:43 GMT -5
Dixie Wrecked.
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Post by Frontne on Apr 17, 2008 18:37:39 GMT -5
How did this thread about a bunch of nice looking Maria pics turn into a whining contest about her current on-screen character and the lack of quality of her Playboy pics! Lighten up, folks.
In any case, me likey.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Apr 17, 2008 18:45:51 GMT -5
Hey, is it me, or in the first couple of the pictures posted does Maria look like she's got a set of brass knuckles in her right hand?!
I think Big Show better look out!
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 18:49:36 GMT -5
Bleh got her Playboy, shes nothing but an average girl. Her bewbs arent as nice as I thought they'd be. my sentiments exactly
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Apr 17, 2008 19:28:33 GMT -5
She's beautiful, as always, but this isn't my favorite shoot of her.
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