ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 6:45:51 GMT -5
Injustice.
Professional athletes (and what overpaid, egotistical jackasses most of them are).
Obsession with celebrities and the media who contribute to it.
Teenaged girls who dress and act like skanks, and teenaged boys who act cool, tough and 'gangsta'.
Whistling.
Inconsideration.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jul 3, 2008 8:24:33 GMT -5
here's a few more:
gillian mckeith. her voice, her appearance, her attitude, her job, and just generally the way that she thinks it's acceptable to bully people into changing their own lives. if this fat bastard wants to live like a slob, let him. he's not hurting you. if you wanna help him, give him advice, don't be a mean little bitch who essentially forces people to live her lifestyle.
people who say "i wanna be famous", then when asked what they wanna be famous for, they say "i dunno". so essentially you want to be paid and admired for doing f*** all.
people saying "end of" after saying something in an argument. no, it's not the end of, you little testicle. not until everyone has their say.
the fact that the only people to hit mainstream america from britain are posh idiots. i had a short trip to america a while back, and my sorta welsh/brummie/farmer hybrid accent actually led to a few people asking me if i wanted any help writing stuff down because they thought that english was my second language. it's nothing against americans, you simply haven't been exposed to real british people, not the simon cowells and hugh grants, but people who talk, look and act like real people. this is because everyone in charge of both the british and american media only want one type of person. f*** you, i'm a human being.
the way that you could go on TV and spew a load of bullshit about just about anything, offending go knows how many people and get away with it, but if you say the F-word, you're instantly scum who gets a zillion complaints. there's no such thing as bad words, just bad intentions.
people who think that just because i talk and look like a hobo, i need to be talked down to. this is even more annoying when i know that they're stupider than me. (if "stupider" isn't a word then i just kinda ruined my argument)
people who say "don't you know who i am?" that single phrase annoys me more than just about anything in the world.
women. i'm not a sexist, but seriously, what have i done to piss you lot off? did you all make a new years resolution that "this year i'm not gonna sleep with reg" or something? 2008 has been a lonely year. i need a hug.
people who take themselves too seriously. "i'm not gonna make a fool out of myself". well, fair enough, I'LL make a fool out of yourself on your behalf.
people who become die-hard political activists whenever there's something in the news, but then as soon as the press die down, so do they. where did all those "free tibet" bandwagon jumpers go again?
also, add me onto the list of haters for people who play music on their phones without earphones. seriously, i'm on the bus trying to have a conversation, or maybe listening to some music of my own, and i can't do either because all i can hear is a gerbil being molested.
people who (i've started most of my rants with that) think that "i don't drink" means "i don't drink, but if you ask me ten more times over the course of the night, i'll be happy to"
my back. it hurts.
people who have generic tattooes, but at the same time see the antifa flag on my arm and contantly ask "why would you get that? no one knows what it is". i don't care if you know what it is, it means alot to me, and is alot better than picking something from a catalogue.
the fashion industry. what looks good looks good. that doesn't change based on the year. also, feed your models and stop making women feel like shit. kthnx
and that's just about it for now. wow, i hate alot of things.
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ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 8:41:15 GMT -5
people who (i've started most of my rants with that) think that "i don't drink" means "i don't drink, but if you ask me ten more times over the course of the night, i'll be happy to" I hear you on that one!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 8:44:22 GMT -5
People who can't go through the store without talking to somebody on the phone, describing every frickin' item in the place. The whole while, they're in your damn way and you can't get around them.
"Okay Gwenny, I'm in paper towels...they have Brawny, Scott..." "Gwenny, you still there? I'm in pet foods. I know you don't have a pet, but I'm here for some reason." "Gwenny darling. I'm in dairy." (Where 100 other people are, clogging up the aisles trying to get milk and eggs.)
Jesus, lady, would you at least pull the cart over and talk in a place you're not plugging up the line?
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ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 8:53:14 GMT -5
People who ride electric wheelchairs, scooters, skateboards, rollerblades, etc., on roads. You're not vehicles! Get off the roads!
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Rockhound
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Post by Rockhound on Jul 3, 2008 11:05:38 GMT -5
More from the Rockhound-Elder Statesman of WC:
People who use animals as fashion accessories. Paris, a dog is a living breathing thing that actually, unlike you, has a personality and not something you carry around like a Coach bag.
People who abuse or neglect animals piss me off to no end. Just watch an episode of Animal Cops and you'll get my meaning.
Drive-Thru window clerks. I just pulled up to the window a millisecond ago. Please don't ask to take my order just yet then act all put out when I say "can I have a few seconds". By extension, people in drive thru's. If you're still sitting there after 10 minutes and haven't made up your mind, please pull around to the back and allow those who only take up 2 minutes or so.(for the record, Taco Bell is the only fast food joint where I'm not 99% sure on what I want hence the need for 2 minutes)
Speaking of drive thu's, getting my order wrong. This turns me into the Hulk. It's not rocket science. You have a copy of my order. Take 5 seconds to make sure everything is there. Do not make me sit there pissing the people off behind me making sure my order is correct. Also, if I'm told to pull up to wait for something one more time...Oh, and for said fast food manager. At the risk of sounding a bit xenophobic, I do believe it would be in your best interest to have someone with an understanding of the English language running the drive thru.
Hollywood types who think because they're famous, this makes them political experts. At least people like Arnold or Al Franken or even George Clooney took the time to actually educate themselves on a subject and are doing something about it. The majority of you all, just shut up and act/sing/model.
And finally(for this segment), people who admonish others as stupid because they don't like the same things they do. People like this are going to turn me into Albert Fish(look it up).
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ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 11:09:39 GMT -5
People who use animals as fashion accessories. Paris, a dog is a living breathing thing that actually, unlike you, has a personality and not something you carry around like a Coach bag. People who abuse or neglect animals piss me off to no end. Just watch an episode of Animal Cops and you'll get my meaning. Agreed, infinity percent!
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Post by Dean-o on Jul 3, 2008 11:16:32 GMT -5
Young people who say "like" after every word.
People who only listen to what's on the radio. After it's off, the song/artist is played out and "sucks"
Guys who buy the dumbest possible New Era team hat they could, just because it matches their outfit. Either support the team or take the smurfing hat off!
Bangwagon jumpers
Celebrities who give their political opinions out.
Celebrities, sports figures, musicians, etc who cry about how hard life is, while they count their millions of dollars.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 3, 2008 11:17:32 GMT -5
Butter. Seriously, why?
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jul 3, 2008 11:23:54 GMT -5
Lately it's been when SmackDown Spoilers are littered with "I've been told..." and "I've heard...". It's been driving my nuts!
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 3, 2008 11:54:35 GMT -5
Explain your issue with butter, please. I was originally gonna type out "explain your beef with butter, please", but that would have made me hungry. And now I have typed it out so brb.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 3, 2008 11:56:45 GMT -5
Explain your issue with butter, please. I was originally gonna type out "explain your beef with butter, please", but that would have made me hungry. And now I have typed it out so brb. Why do we have it? It just seems so unnecessary. Like Mayo.
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Post by thesunbeast on Jul 3, 2008 12:07:37 GMT -5
I detest being interrupted. If you're man/woman enough to open your mouth, and I'm man enough to listen, then you had better be man/woman enough to take what i dish as I took what you dished. The fact that my agument is 10 times stronger than your's isn't excuse enough to just interfere and inturrupt.
I sorry, I'm a very nice person, but I've often times have had people think that was was the biggest prick in the world, and these were only during times where I was interrrupted 5 seconds into talking.
This is a "stupid" pet peeve of mine, not because of being annoyed from interruption (no, that's normal and not stipid at all) but because of the level of annoyance that posseses me.
If I was ever on a show like nancy grace and i was in the middle of offering intelligent responses to stupid questions, and then I got interrupted by her, OMG.
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 3, 2008 12:19:34 GMT -5
Explain your issue with butter, please. I was originally gonna type out "explain your beef with butter, please", but that would have made me hungry. And now I have typed it out so brb. Why do we have it? It just seems so unnecessary. Like Mayo. It makes sandwhiches taste that much better IMO, I can't have a sandwhich without butter. Not to mention it's an essential ingredient to a lot of stuff.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 3, 2008 12:20:51 GMT -5
Why do we have it? It just seems so unnecessary. Like Mayo. It makes sandwhiches taste that much better IMO, I can't have a sandwhich without butter. Not to mention it's an essential ingredient to a lot of stuff. Eh, I guess, but me and Butter will always never get along.
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ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 12:33:55 GMT -5
Male bashing.
Wealthy people winning lotteries.
People who win a lottery, then keep buying lottery tickets. (I've seen at least two cases of people who won at least a million dollars in a lottery, then won a few million more in another lottery!)
Drunk people.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jul 3, 2008 12:49:43 GMT -5
Fair-weathered and bandwagon sports fan. It has been said in this thread numerous times I just want to add my hate towards it.
People who use the phrase, I know, right?. This drives me up a wall. I can't explain why, but dammit it annoys the hell out of me.
People that when they get into relationships completely ignore their friends.
Self absorbed people who only care about their own problems, and the second you talk about yourself they somehow find a way to make it all about them again.
People who constantly tell me wrestling is fake. Really? So is your favorite television show.
Snobs. I hate people who constantly have to remind you how wealthy/successful they are. I don't care if you have a trust fund, or your first car was a Mercedes.
Bastard kids and constantly act out and break the law. I really wish it was okay for parents to discipline their child. Kids like this are running wild.
People who have the attitude that reading is stupid. You don't have to read, but don't insult me when I say I just purchased a new book with the phrase, psh, who reads anymore? I do! Just because you don't have the patience to read doesn't mean it's boring.
People who all they do is complain about how tough they have it, and every time you talk to them they have a new problem to bitch about. I get it you've had some bad luck recently, but get over it, there are people who have it a lot tougher than you.
Wow I typed a lot more than I thought I was going to. I came into this read with just the intention of saying my hatred for I know, right, and now look at me. I am annoyed by a decent amount of things.
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Post by darthalexander on Jul 3, 2008 13:32:57 GMT -5
A few more:
People you know/relatives who don't believe you when you say something yet will believe something/someone they read "on the net somewhere". "No, no Vince McMahon owns NBC, it said so on this site I saw..."
Calling someplace and being put on hold....for a long time....then being disconnected.
People who stand there and look at you while the elevator door closes, not bothering to stop the door or at least pretend to look like they are...and then the door slams on you, crushing you, and they still stare at you.
You're going up an escalator, someone is in front of you and when they get to the top they stop right there to look around...causing you to move quickly so you don't smash into the back of them. I've sometimes considered just keeping going forward to smash into them, but it's pretty sure they're ending up on the floor if I do.
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ddt
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Post by ddt on Jul 3, 2008 15:02:13 GMT -5
Cliques.....even on bloody forum boards!
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Jul 3, 2008 15:17:09 GMT -5
people actually say that?
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