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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 21:49:54 GMT -5
Wait wait...they're actually gonna make fun of the one role Michael Cera didn't suck ass in? I'm baffled by that more than anything.
But yeah, it'll be a big ball of suck.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Jul 4, 2008 21:54:02 GMT -5
Wait wait...they're actually gonna make fun of the one role Michael Cera didn't suck ass in? I'm baffled by that more than anything. But yeah, it'll be a big ball of suck. George Michael Bluth says Hi.
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Post by Shaner is the Lex-Express on Jul 4, 2008 21:56:05 GMT -5
THIS MAKES NO SENCE! WHAT DOES KIM KARDACIAN AND ENCHANTED HAVE TO DO WITH DISASTER MOVIES! [Holds his Teddy Bear and Cries]
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 4, 2008 22:17:01 GMT -5
THIS MAKES NO SENCE! WHAT DOES KIM KARDACIAN AND ENCHANTED HAVE TO DO WITH DISASTER MOVIES! [Holds his Teddy Bear and Cries] Well, hell, what did JUNO, IRON MAN, SEX AND THE CITY, or INDIANA JONES have to do with disasters either? Not a whole helluva lot, is the answer, and at this point, it doesn't matter. This whole thing will be hooribly dated by the time it comes out, and three weeks after it hits, no one will remember WHY any of it is in there to be made fun of, ANYWAY.
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chairshotshurthead
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Post by chairshotshurthead on Jul 4, 2008 22:20:31 GMT -5
These people should be strapped to a gurney and beaten with hammers.
Seriously, who the smurf funds these clueless dickbrains to make movies that
1. Aren't funny. 2. Aren't interesting. 3. Aren't entertaining. 4. Have no context, even to the smurfing MOVIE'S TITLE. And 5. Make nothing but inane references to movies (most of which are more successful and fit the criteria listed above moreso than these brain-damaged infantile pole smokers hope to) simply because they're 'the latest things'.
These people should be strapped to chairs with their eyes latched open and be forced to watch their crapty films over and over again ad nauseum ala Clockwork Orange until they are either permanently scarred, babbling, incoherent human calamities who are forced to spend the rest of their days in solitary confinement, or they learn not to make these abominations.
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 4, 2008 22:26:26 GMT -5
These people should be strapped to a gurney and beaten with hammers. Let's do this. ;D One question: Sledge, ballpeen, or claw for the hammer?
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Post by The Tank on Jul 4, 2008 22:27:44 GMT -5
These people should be strapped to a gurney and beaten with hammers. Let's do this. ;D One question: Sledge, ballpeen, or claw for the hammer? Sledge. Definitely Sledge.
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 4, 2008 22:31:53 GMT -5
Sledgy and I are on our way. Just don't tell Trips his hammer is steppin out with another man. ;D
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jul 4, 2008 22:38:02 GMT -5
This stuff doesn't so much anger as it does partially discourage me. I want to direct movies myself, and I know it's not easy, but when hacks can do stuff like this with no ounce of effort or originality and get millions and the thought of me never making it pops into my head, I get an eerie sick feeling. While these films are awful I (almost) can't blame these guys for making them. It takes no effort and no thought and yet the audience make them profitable. So either these guys are really THAT bad or they're the most evil geniuses on the planet
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jul 4, 2008 22:46:57 GMT -5
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Post by The Tank on Jul 4, 2008 22:50:24 GMT -5
Truly epic, but what bullshit would this be, may I ask?
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 4, 2008 22:51:42 GMT -5
And I have now grabbed both of those pictures now.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jul 4, 2008 23:01:23 GMT -5
Truly epic, but what bullcrap would this be, may I ask? What's the topic of this thread?
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Post by Vengeance Of War on Jul 4, 2008 23:02:26 GMT -5
These movies make Uwe Boll look like Ed Wood. Fix'd.
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Post by wwerules60 on Jul 4, 2008 23:02:29 GMT -5
Why do people devote so much attention to these films? The internet gives these movies a lot more attention then they deserve, negative or not, it just seems silly how worked up people get. It's the same thing with Uwe Boll, if you don't like him or his films then don't pay attention to him.
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 4, 2008 23:06:04 GMT -5
Why do people devote so much attention to these films? The internet gives these movies a lot more attention then they deserve, negative or not, it just seems silly how worked up people get. It's the same thing with Uwe Boll, if you don't like him or his films then don't pay attention to him. Commercials for this turd will be EVERYWHERE in a few weeks. Try telling me to ignore it when the ad for it runs every ten minutes during RAW....and there's a little animation for it down in the corner of the screen. With the advent of viral marketing, it's getting even WORSE.
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Post by erisi236 on Jul 4, 2008 23:08:58 GMT -5
I wonder if any of these "Movies" will get sequels anytime soon. I mean Scary Movie had a bunch, whens Epic Movie 2 coming out?
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Post by The Tank on Jul 4, 2008 23:10:03 GMT -5
I wonder if any of these "Movies" will get sequels anytime soon. I mean Scary Movie had a bunch, whens Epic Movie 2 coming out? It did. They called it "Meet the Spartans" because Epic Movie bombed so hard.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jul 4, 2008 23:13:53 GMT -5
I wonder if any of these "Movies" will get sequels anytime soon. I mean Scary Movie had a bunch, whens Epic Movie 2 coming out? It did. They called it "Meet the Spartans" because Epic Movie bombed so hard. Actually, Epic Movie was moderately successful, which almost makes me want to weep openly. I also just watched the Disaster Movie trailer. I wish I could have that 1 minute and 26 seconds of my life back. In fact, screw it. Why should I be the only one who suffers?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 23:16:26 GMT -5
Wait wait...they're actually gonna make fun of the one role Michael Cera didn't suck ass in? I'm baffled by that more than anything. But yeah, it'll be a big ball of suck. George Michael Bluth says Hi. Well tell George Michael Bluth... I meant exactly what I said.
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