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Post by big nasty on Jul 14, 2008 17:21:41 GMT -5
commando is a good one
the latest version of island of dr moreau - it gets shit on, but i love it
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jul 14, 2008 17:26:13 GMT -5
Problem Child 1 and 2. These are childhood favorites and I still love them.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Jul 14, 2008 17:39:21 GMT -5
Street fighter You heard me! And who the f*** is criticizing Scarface, point them out and I will hunt them down like dogs lol I too love the Street Fighter movie, no matter how "crappy" or "inaccurate" all the Street Fighter nerds say it is. You know what would have been crap? Watching a real life Guile walking around looking like he stuck his finger in an outlet, and everyone tossing bad cgi harookens at each other for an hour and a half. A completely accurate live action SF movie would have been HORRIBLE. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 14, 2008 17:57:19 GMT -5
Batman '89.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2008 18:10:28 GMT -5
The Butterfly Effect's plot had more holes in it than Swiss cheese, but damned if it wasn't a great film.
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AoDfan
Don Corleone
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Post by AoDfan on Jul 14, 2008 18:13:49 GMT -5
I like Batman and Robin.
I like Batgirl in anyform I guess.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jul 14, 2008 18:33:44 GMT -5
Batman and Robin
okay yes when I first saw it I despised it immensely. However I see it for what it truely is a work of comedic genius and obviously they weren't basing it off the comic whatsoever, they were paying an homage mostly to the 1966 tv series and when viewed this way it entertaining.
Here's some awesome quotes:
Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That's right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you.
Gossip Gerty: You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers.
Cop: Please show some mercy!
Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
Dr. Jason Woodrue: [sighs] Well, I can respect your opinion, Sadly I'm not good at rejection, I'm afraid you'll have to die!
Batgirl: Damn.
Robin: Damn? Damn's not good.
Batgirl: Those targeting mirrors are frozen, the thawing beam won't work.
Batman: [Batman bids for Poison Ivy] One million dollars!
Robin: [as does Robin] Two million!
Batman: You don't have it. Three million!
Robin: I'll borrow it from you! Four million!
Batman: Five million!
Robin: That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million.
[Batman looks at Robin and then produces something from said-belt]
Batman: [firmly] Seven million.
[it's a credit card blazed with the Bat symbol. Expiration date: FOREVER]
Batman: Never leave the cave without it!
Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
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The Lodger
Don Corleone
Wino is not pleased.
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Post by The Lodger on Jul 14, 2008 19:24:11 GMT -5
To call this movie flawed is an understatement, but Blues Brothers 2000. Bad story, but GREAT music. Actually the whole thing would've been ok if not for the kid.
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Post by texaswhopper on Jul 14, 2008 19:41:13 GMT -5
"the latest version of island of dr moreau - it gets crap on, but i love it"
"Oh, uh, I suppose so uh. Oh yes, over here. Here I have rats splice with ducks, and gorillas spliced with mosquitos, and here I have rabbits spliced with fish to make little bunnyfish.
And over here, swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard."
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Rockhound
Unicron
Mugger Kitty Strikes Again!
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Post by Rockhound on Jul 14, 2008 20:11:29 GMT -5
Back to the Future 1-3. No movie is so filled with logical errors as this movie series. In fact, BTTF3 could have been 15 minutes long. Go with me on this:
Doc and Marty are by the old mine and find the car 1985 Doc left in the mine. Marty then see's Doc's tombstone with the time and date on it. They get all nervous and make the decision for Marty to go back to 1885. No need.
Marty: Doc, maybe it'd be a good idea to destroy the machine or better yet, not build it.
Doc: Yeah, good idea.
End movie.
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 14, 2008 20:29:55 GMT -5
This is a new release, but heck, I'll go with it: TEETH. Yes, every male in the movie save for one comes across as a jerk, a rapist, or both, and it IS pretty mean spirited in parts.....but goddamn it all.....VAGINA DENTATA.
A killer vagina movie.....how can you NOT love it?
Favorite part? A character who looks a lot like a certain Straight Edge World Champion has his wiener bitten off by the titular killer pussy, and runs screaming into the forest, leaving his twitching manhood wriggling in the dirt. HILARIOUS.
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