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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2008 10:22:29 GMT -5
"Greetings and salutations, fellow citizen. Be well!" This was the greeting on my cell phone for ages.
I loved this movie. Denis Leary ruled all.
And Rob Schneider was actually funny without trying too hard.
"Heh heh, he doesn't know how to use the seashells, ha ha ha."
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 20, 2008 12:02:26 GMT -5
"Greetings and salutations, fellow citizen. Be well!" This was the greeting on my cell phone for ages. I loved this movie. Denis Leary ruled all. And Rob Schneider was actually funny without trying too hard. "Heh heh, he doesn't know how to use the seashells, ha ha ha." I STILL don't know how to use those damn seashells. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 20, 2008 12:08:11 GMT -5
"Greetings and salutations, fellow citizen. Be well!" This was the greeting on my cell phone for ages. I loved this movie. Denis Leary ruled all. And Rob Schneider was actually funny without trying too hard. "Heh heh, he doesn't know how to use the seashells, ha ha ha." I STILL don't know how to use those damn seashells. Use 2 of em to pinch & grab and the 3rd to scoop. I swear I read this in an interview with Sly once. |
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OriasPool
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Post by OriasPool on Jul 20, 2008 16:15:07 GMT -5
I STILL don't know how to use those damn seashells. You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality stature. |
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Post by spec on Jul 20, 2008 19:26:25 GMT -5
I STILL don't know how to use those damn seashells. Use 2 of em to pinch & grab and the 3rd to scoop. I swear I read this in an interview with Sly once. Surely pinch n grab is only relevant when there's one hangin', and scoop would just = pain. You can't wipe your ass with a damn seashell. You just can't, its movie silliness. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 20, 2008 19:28:01 GMT -5
Use 2 of em to pinch & grab and the 3rd to scoop. I swear I read this in an interview with Sly once. Surely pinch n grab is only relevant when there's one hangin', and scoop would just = pain. You can't wipe your ass with a damn seashell. You just can't, its movie silliness. Go find 3 appropriately shaped and sized shells and be our guinea pig for finding out. You'll be doing all of man kind a favor. |
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Post by spec on Jul 20, 2008 19:35:07 GMT -5
Surely pinch n grab is only relevant when there's one hangin', and scoop would just = pain. You can't wipe your ass with a damn seashell. You just can't, its movie silliness. Go find 3 appropriately shaped and sized shells and be our guinea pig for finding out. You'll be doing all of man kind a favor. That's the problem, there's no such thing as an appropriately shaped and sized shell for bum wiping! And believe me, I've looked. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 20, 2008 19:37:08 GMT -5
Go find 3 appropriately shaped and sized shells and be our guinea pig for finding out. You'll be doing all of man kind a favor. That's the problem, there's no such thing as an appropriately shaped and sized shell for bum wiping! And believe me, I've looked. That makes me sad. ...but exchanges like this are why I love this forum, so I'm happy again.  |
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Post by spec on Jul 20, 2008 20:07:45 GMT -5
That's the problem, there's no such thing as an appropriately shaped and sized shell for bum wiping! And believe me, I've looked. That makes me sad. ...but exchanges like this are why I love this forum, so I'm happy again. Me too. Maybe they had genetically engineered future shells that are nice and soft and self-cleaning. |
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Post by salsashark on Jul 20, 2008 22:55:10 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Jul 20, 2008 23:10:49 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't see how using seashells is less wasteful. There's no way I'm RE-USING those stupid things. I'm just gonna constantly buy new seashells. Unless I run out of money. Then it's off to the beach for me!
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Post by Muskrat on Jul 20, 2008 23:18:15 GMT -5
I honestly thought I was the only person who had lost sleep due to the 3 Seashells thing
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 20, 2008 23:25:34 GMT -5
See I knew I read that interview right. I don't think they're disposable tho... |
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Joekishi
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Post by Joekishi on Jul 21, 2008 0:17:32 GMT -5
you know what was weird.
Schwarzeneggar was governor in this movie
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 21, 2008 0:20:26 GMT -5
I'm just coming hear to say that this movie kicked ass. Thank you.
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Post by DSR on Jul 21, 2008 0:25:34 GMT -5
you know what was weird. Schwarzeneggar was governor in this movie No, actually he was President. Anyway, I gotta go. Me and my lady-friend have planned a night of fine cuisine and dancing at Taco Bell. ;D |
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Post by Joekishi on Jul 21, 2008 1:50:27 GMT -5
yeah this movie was so bad ass if only the video game was
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 21, 2008 2:59:45 GMT -5
3 pages and no haircut mention   you guys are slipping |
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Post by Bones58 on Jul 21, 2008 6:13:04 GMT -5
All I'm gonna say is Wesley Snipes was badass in that movie.
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