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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 13, 2007 15:39:16 GMT -5
Why don't you try out for the football team? Why do you keep tormenting your little sister with taunts of, "Woop! Woop! Juggalo"? Why is your room always so dark? Why did you have a picture of Marilyn Manson inside your locker? Why do you watch so much anime? Why are you always so cynical? Why don't you have any real friends? Why do you eat so many pizza rolls? Why don't you eat healthier? Why do you waste so much time playing video games? BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT. I'll have you know that very, very few of those apply to me, sir. Stop making false accusations!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 13, 2007 15:42:03 GMT -5
and now im confused. wasn't this a thread about black clothes? when did it morph into dads? It was meant to be a general whiny selfish angst thread, but talking about clothes is much more healthy.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jun 13, 2007 15:43:41 GMT -5
because he's dead
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 13, 2007 16:54:46 GMT -5
My wardrobe needs more black in it.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2007 17:03:24 GMT -5
Uh, I don't hate my Dad.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Sept 14, 2007 17:02:31 GMT -5
Why do you watch the movie Faces Of Death over and over again? Why do you illuminate your room using black lights? Why are you so adamant to say 'people never change, only their situations do'? Why don't you have a girlfriend? Why do you use your sister's mascera? Why don't you stop taking the bus and get a license? Why don't you like this shirt I bought you from Hot Topic? Why do you specifically gouge thirteen toothpicks into all the potatos? Why can't you just act happy for a change?
BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Sept 14, 2007 17:10:28 GMT -5
Holy resurrected old thread, batman!
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Post by blackstussyshirt on Sept 14, 2007 17:16:33 GMT -5
Why do you watch the movie Faces Of Death over and over again? Why do you illuminate your room using black lights? Why are you so adamant to say 'people never change, only their situations do'? Why don't you have a girlfriend? Why do you use your sister's mascera? Why don't you stop taking the bus and get a license? Why don't you like this shirt I bought you from Hot Topic? Why do you specifically gouge thirteen toothpicks into all the potatos? Why can't you just act happy for a change? BECAUSE I (OR DON'T) FEEL LIKE IT. Wow you sound pretty messed up. You should do your family a favor and move out of their house. It isn't cool being a burden, not to mention stealing your sisters make up.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 14, 2007 17:19:07 GMT -5
Well, I wear my sister's mascara because I don't have a girlfriend. Have fun with that. ;D
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Sept 14, 2007 17:20:07 GMT -5
Well, I wear my sister's mascara because I don't have a girlfriend. Have fun with that. ;D I wear my own mascara 'cause...um... ...it's pretty?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 14, 2007 17:21:52 GMT -5
Well, I wear my sister's mascara because I don't have a girlfriend. Have fun with that. ;D I wear my own mascara 'cause...um... ...it's pretty? Well, its much prettier on you than it is on me.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 14, 2007 17:30:26 GMT -5
I wear black nail polish sometimes because girls I know think it's hot. They're kind of my target audience.
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Post by Viking Snad on Sept 14, 2007 18:22:51 GMT -5
I wear my black Metallica shirts with pride, thank you.
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Post by big nasty on Sept 14, 2007 19:21:02 GMT -5
this guy at the gym keeps trying to "give me a spot" when i do squats or deadlifts, should i be worried?
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 14, 2007 21:43:58 GMT -5
Why do birds suddely appear... Every Time, you are near AY YI YI!! SENOR DING-DONG!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Sept 14, 2007 21:50:02 GMT -5
I watch Faces of Death for the resurrections of old threads.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 14, 2007 21:58:57 GMT -5
I watch Faces of Death for the resurrections of old threads. Everyone knows that shit is fake.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 14, 2007 22:06:49 GMT -5
Yep, it sucks being criticized by people. Get used to it if you wanna be in any way not normal. Also, black is very slimming. I am a fan of it. Teen angst IS the normal tho... if you actually drive by the high schools. Not that I do it for nerfarious means. Nope.
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Post by drclaw on Sept 14, 2007 22:07:48 GMT -5
Yep, it sucks being criticized by people. Get used to it if you wanna be in any way not normal. Also, black is very slimming. I am a fan of it. Teen angst IS the normal tho... if you actually drive by the high schools. Not that I do it for nerfarious means. Nope. I like to throw things at kids during recess. "Hello mister, do you wanna play tag?" "No. EAT SHOE LITTLE GIRL!" And then the little girl cries from a freshly chucked shoe hitting her head.
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Post by chibidiablo on Sept 15, 2007 5:54:44 GMT -5
Because I have none of my own
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