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Post by invaderdave on May 15, 2005 20:26:51 GMT -5
David Davies stands in front of the EWT Banner backstage.
Dave: I like violence. In fact, I love it. It's so beautiful. It's poetry. Human suffering is my art. A bloody ring is a work of art to me. And somewhere, I lost sight of that. And for those who stuck with me the whole way...I'm sorry. I'm sorry that i let you down. That I let myself down. That I'm not a vicious demon anymore, but a pampered title winning wuss.
Heiden-dorf, you hurt me. Both physically, and emotionally. You took my pride. Not because you took my title, but because for one fleeting moment, you were better than me. That I wasn't a monster, but I was a loser. That's why I have to redeem myself. I don't want your title, Heiden-dorf. I want to hurt you. I want to crush you. I want to break every bone in your body, and then I want to move on. Because for me to move on, you have to fall back. For me to live, you must die.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm the way I am. But I won't change for anything. Not again. Never again. If I have to break all the bones in my body just to break half of yours, I will do it. I'll do it without a second thought. I'm desperate. I'm desperate Toomi. You know what you have to do. You know it's the right thing to do. So please, take the cap off that marker, put it to the dry erase board, and write it, in plain black and white:
David Davies vs. Heiden-dorf.
I'll take whatever you throw at me. I'll take whatever dangerous match, whatever bone crunching, blood letting contest you have, just make the match. Please. For my sake. Do it.
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on May 15, 2005 23:32:09 GMT -5
*Toomi is seen at a urinal. He finishes his...business, and as he washes his hands...EL UNORIGINO runs up to him!
Unorigino: ¡Hola, Toomiguci!
Sexy Translator (just outside the bathroom door): Unorigino says hello, Toomiguci!
Unorigino: Acabo de querer para decir eso, yo sé que yo no he sido alrededor mucho, pero mi visa se han renovado y estoy listo para la EDAD de PIEDRA.
Sexy Translator: Unorigino says he had trouble securing a visa to work here in the states, but that's all cleared up and he's ready for the Pay Per View.
Toomi: Well, that's good to hear...I guess.
*Toomi goes to dry his hands, but Unorigino is blocking the paper towel dispenser. Toomi grabs Unorigino's cape and dries off with it.
Unorigino: iOLE!
*Unorigino runs out of the bathroom. End scene.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 16, 2005 1:09:14 GMT -5
A pre-taped David Adams promo airs.
Adams: So, Toomi wants everyone, match or not in attendence Wednesday night? Well, Toom, you need to give the most promising, unsigned rookie in the business a motive to be there. Sure, you and all the armchair wrestling fan and critics could say, 'oh, yeah, that David Adams, he's never even had 1 match before'. Well, as true as THAT may be, you must remember who my father was, and that puts all of that to rest. Sure, there has been failed sons tp legendary fathers David Sammortino, David Flair. Well, I am NOT in that catagory. Think of Bret Hart, Curt Henning and others, I surpass them. Why? Because my father had more success then they could ever phantom.
So, from a business standpoint, Toom-man, you need me a hell of alot more then I need you. I could take myself to the WWE, ROH, AAA, or anyother place around the world, but I chose here, the EWT, because this is the last place my father, God rest his soul, ever worked for, and sure, he loved this place and had fun, but, I am NOT here for fun. I'm here to honor a memory and to make a name for myself at the same time.
I'm not asking for any title shots right away, I'll actually earn mine....unlike others here. I'm not asking for money, 'cause we all know I've got plenty of that. I'm not asking for friends, no reason, just don't need 'em. So, what am I lookin' for? Simple. I'm looking for, respect. And I understand the ONLY way I can achieve such a thing is by compete and beat the best, and how can I do that, the EWT.
So, I don't care who you are, I will compete with you and I will beat you.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 16, 2005 2:16:17 GMT -5
*A limo pulls up in the garage of the EWT Arena, the chaffeur gets out & opens the door. The laughter of women is heard eminating from inside & Spaz then gets out. He gives the chaffeur a $50 note.*
S: Take the ladies back to my hotel Chip.
C: Yes sir.
* The Chaffeur gets back in the limo & drives off.*
S: Man that was some weekend, but now i need to focus, I have to carry this company now. Toomi realised this that's why he made my title match the main event of Stone Age. I am the future of the EWT time to step up & show everyone why.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 16, 2005 16:07:52 GMT -5
Toomi Bischoff walks to the snack machine. He doesn't pay attention to case that holds the snack, but rather goes straight to inserting his money, and ordering his favorite snack, the number of which he's memorized. When the snack falls, Toomi bends down to pick it up, and stands up, and jumps back, shocked at seeing what's in the machine case.
Joel: Hi, Mr. Bischoff.
Toomi: Uh...Joel, right?
Joel: Yup, that's me.
Toomi: How did you...?
Joel: I didn't see who, but somebody stuffed me in here. For some reason. Do you have any jocks on the roster?
Toomi: Not really.
Joel: Okay. Oh, I'd like to tell you that me and Mike want to work on Stone Age. We're willing to do whatever you want.
Toomi: Right. I'll look into it. Do you...need some help?
Joel: No, Mike's got it under control.
Soda Machine next to Snack Machine: No I don't.
Joel: Ah, jeez.
Toomi rolls his eyes and walks off.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 16, 2005 19:41:47 GMT -5
I spoke with Madison via e-mail. He's been busy but was able to get back in touch with me. He's going to try tomorrow to see what he can do about making an EWT sub-forum for us in here.
And if he can, we will not have to worry about relocating & have our fun here. Sound cool?
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Post by invaderdave on May 16, 2005 19:44:14 GMT -5
Bk: I've been wondering about that.
HOORAY!
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Post by ppv14 on May 16, 2005 19:44:44 GMT -5
bk:the ppv's still on for wenesday right?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 16, 2005 20:09:42 GMT -5
BK: Yes ppv...you're squash is tomorrow.
But, to who??
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Post by ppv14 on May 16, 2005 20:27:55 GMT -5
bk: TODAY'S MONDAY tomorrow's Tuesday and the ppv's on WENESDAY
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 16, 2005 22:16:58 GMT -5
BK: It's bio time, baby!
Name: David "Adam" Adams
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 223
Age: 24
Build: Awesome. Think of Shawn Daiveri or sumptin'
Style: STechnical, with a bit of high flying.
Theme: "Note To Self: Don't Die" by Ryan Adams
Finisher: Crowning Achievment: Version 2 (he's not his father, so he jumps higher.)
Favorite Moves: German suplex, German suplex from the top rope, Boston Crab, plus all the other outstanding moves his father taught him.
Extra brief Bio: He's the only son of a true wrestling legend, Marcel Adams. And with the death of Marcel, his son, David, to keep the family name alive, and to honor his father forever more decided to step into the ring, even having no prior pro matches, but was taught hands on by his father and other old school wrestling greats while he was younger. Now, he's ready for his debut match.....whenever that is.
Favorite Quote(s): "So, I don't care who you are, I will compete with you and I will beat you." and "Like father, Like son."
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 17, 2005 1:15:22 GMT -5
Name: Spaz
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 202 lbs
Age: 21
Theme: "Piece By Piece" by Strata
Finisher: The Shockwave (Powerbomb lift into a Piledriver)
Favourite Moves: Rolling German Suplex, Sydney Cloverleaf, Shooting Star Press, Snap Suplex, Down Under DDT.
Titles: Current EWT OX Divsion Champion
Notable Fueds: Botchberg, Dave Davies, HM Myles.
Bio: Spaz claims to be the best wrestler in the EWT & he may just be right. He has enjoyed a meteoric rise since his debut & topped it off by claiming the OX Division Championship from Dave Davies. He is undefeated for several months & does whatever it takes to win the match.
Favorite Quotes: Spaz = Ratings, Spaz = Workrate
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Post by obi on May 17, 2005 12:33:09 GMT -5
*Obi walks down into the EWT arena. a group of wrestlers, led by heiden-dorf, follow him. he takes a left. they run round the corner. he is gone.*
HD: freaky...crap...
*eats cheese sandwich*.
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El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on May 18, 2005 2:27:16 GMT -5
in walks trouble in a pair of black jeans and a white tank top.....she is looking for for revenge and searches each dressing room and ends up frightening Heiden-dorf while eatin his cheese sandwich.........
DORF- "go....away...........me.......like........cheese"
"i am so sorry I barged in... have you seen........."
DORF-" cheese.....and....belt.....my .........friends..."
" ok.... well i will go then...sorry again"
she gets up to leave and Dorf grabs her hand
DORF" you ....want ........to.....be.......friend?"
she thinks and realized this would be a greart oppurtunity to see what kind of impact has been made while she was gone and to see what she may go up against in her journey towards revenge......plus she really likes cheese
"I would love to be your friend.....I know you are Heiden-dorf.. Do you know who I am?
DORF-"you..........pretty.........lady"
"thank you.. allow me to introduce myself..I am Mistress Mia and I will be proud to be your friend"
DORF-"you .....be...........friend....and.....come......to....ring.........with.....................me?"
MM-" I sure will"
fade out as Dorf has a happy look and Mia has her arm around his neck............
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Post by heidendorf on May 18, 2005 10:44:15 GMT -5
*Heiden-Dorf is happy...he finally has a womens* HD: (grunts) Me...happy ...with Mia...a womens. Mia: Yeah, I'm so happy to be with ya Heiden...those cheese sandwiches are the best, right? HD: *nods in joyous way* Mia: Ya know Heiden? If you treat me like a good "womens," maybe one day u can get a little surprise underneath Mistress Mia HD: *grunts* huh? *Mia whispers in Heiden-Dorf's ear* HD: Me want that! What...want you...Mistress Mia? Mia: A back message would do and afterward can ya give me a foot message too? HD: *nods* *Heiden-Dorf gives Mia a back message and she is very relaxed from it as the camera fades as the pleasure from Mia's message increases*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 18, 2005 12:42:36 GMT -5
HBH's bio
Name: Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels Height: 6'1" Weight: 232 lbs. Affiliation: With Gasoline and Rosa Finishing Moves: Sweet Chin Muzak, Sharpshooter Favorite Moves: Spinning Heel Kick, Russian Leg Sweep, Elbow Drop (from the top rope), Figure Four Leg Lock Title History: 2-Time EWT Tag Team Champion
Gasoline's Bio
Name: Gasoline Height: 6'11" Weight: 323 lbs. Affiliation: With HBH and Rosa Finishing Move: Jackknife Powerbomb Favorite Moves: Big Boot, Sidewalk Slam, Clothesline Title History: 2-Time EWT Tag Team Champion
Rosa's Bio
Name: Rosa Height: 5'6" Affiliation: With HBH and Gasoline
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Post by Bobafett on May 18, 2005 15:06:11 GMT -5
Forgot to put this in
Fettster's bio
Name: Boba fett AKA Fettster Height: 6'0" Weight: 220 lbs. Hair Colour/Style: mid brown colour very short style Eye Colour: Blue Finishing Moves: Death Star Press (Imagine what brocks SSP woulda been like if he HADN'T botched it ) , Sharpshooter Favorite Moves: Hyperspace (Lionsault from the top rope), Batista Spinebuster, belly to Belly Suplex, Tazzplex, Figure Four Leg Lock, Side Effect Intro Theme: "You Could Be Mine" by Guns 'N' Roses Attire: Black sleeveless T-shirt with Bob Fett armor detailing in green on the T-shirt, elbow pads, Goldberg style gloves, Tajiri syle pants/trousers with Fett skull logos in green down the sides of em.
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Post by obi on May 18, 2005 15:14:37 GMT -5
may as well hand my bio in for my return.
Name: "the miracle kid" obi.
Age:19
Height: 6'3"
Weight:256lb.
Alliance:Sara (manager and wife).
Style: high impact
Theme: "confessions" by Slipknot
Appearance: black no sleeve tshirt, black jeans, black boots, obi symbol (circle with a line through) on shirt, sunglasses, long black hair
Finisher: tiltawhirl facecrusher
favourite moves: cornercanrana (runs up opponent in corner, flips and hits a hurricanrana), Kick back to the 80's (dropsault to the back of the head)
Brief Bio: Obi is currently missing and assumed dead. Not all there, the cocky "miracle" will soon make his return to the EWT ring with gold in his eyes and vengeance in his reach.
Favourite quotes: they call me the miracle, cos im gonna part your red sea baby!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:17:43 GMT -5
* Stone Age opens with none of the usual pomp & circumstances. Instead, Toomi Bischoff is standing in the ring with a microphone in hand.* Toomi: Fans, welcome to what will be one hell of a night. Do you know why? Because, tonight, EWT goes to the Ox Division for ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! And the focal point of it all will be….THIS!!! * Bischoff holds up the Ox Division Championship.* Toomi: You see, currently, Spaz is the Ox Division Champion. And tonight, he is a main eventer again. In fact, everybody is a main eventer tonight. The entire pay per view is one gigantic main event. And who is in the main event? Well, shall I name them all for you? The following EWT superstars will be wrestling tonight, in this very ring, for the Ox Division Championship against Spaz. And they are: Billy Ubermark jzbadblood HM Myles HBH Ppv Pza Ultimo Chocula David Adams Fettster Now, you all think this may be one of my infamous battle royals like Toomi’s House Party but no, that’s not the case. No, no, no. In fact, tonight is the first ever Ox Division Invitational Gauntlet Super Match. 1 by 1, EWT superstars will enter this ring for a 1 on 1 match. When a participant is victorious, he moves on to the next opponent in the Gauntlet. Nobody knows what order they will enter. Not even Spaz. Not until I announce the next participant. And, as I mentioned just the other day, there is 1 more mystery opponent for tonight. He is a former Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation superstar. Him & I may not have seen eye to eye in the past, but he has agreed to return for tonight for a crack at another championship run. So, let’s let the Ox Division Invitational Gauntlet Super Match begin. Making his way to the ring is participant number 1. Ladies & gentlemen, making his EWT debut, here is the man called ppv. * ppv makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. As he gets ½ way down to the ring, he’s attacked by Heiden-dorf. Heiden-dorf grabs ppv & throws him into the barricade. Heiden-dorf lifts ppv up & drops him down on the barricade. Heiden-dorf grabs ppv again & Suplexes him onto a cameraman. Heiden-dorf drags ppv into the ring & walks up to Toomi Bischoff.* Toomi: What the hell are you doing Heiden-dorf? Heiden-dorf: Heiden-dorf…..invitation….lost….in mail. I….want…to…be…in ring. Toomi: You’re not Ox Division material. Heiden-dorf: Am too….I got….Tri-State Championship…& cheese sandwich. * Heiden-dorf gets mad & throws ppv over the top rope. * Toomi: Ya know what Heiden-dorf? I think we can use you in the Gauntlet after all. It looks like we have an opening for the first match. Heiden-dorf: Good…me like that. Who…me…wrestle?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:19:17 GMT -5
Toomi: Dave Davies!!
* Toomi leaves the ring as Davies comes running down the aisle. Davies jumps in the ring & ducks under punches from Heiden-dorf. Davies nails a dropkick on Heiden-dorf. Davies grabs Heiden-dorf & throws him into the ropes, hitting a Hurricanarama. Davies grabs Heiden-dorf’s legs & gets a quick cover victory since he was able to take Heiden-dorf by surprise. Dave jumps up & celebrates his victory as an angry Heiden-dorf gets to his feet. The referee tries to usher Heiden-dorf back as Davies calls him on. Heiden-dorf, out of anger, grabs his Tri-State Championship & leaves as Davies stands on the second rope, motioning for the belt around his waist. *
Toomi: Well, that was, um, interesting. I wasn’t expecting Heiden-dorf to go down that fast. And Davies next opponent, coming to the ring…here is the man known as the Heartbreak Hitman, Bret Micheals.
* HBH makes his way to the ring with Rosa by his side. HBH jumps in the ring, doing his showboating as usual. Davies attacks HBH from behind & starts throwing punches. HBH flips Davies off his back & grabs him into an armdrag takedown. HBH grabs Davies & throws him into the ropes & hits a dropkick. HBH grabs Davies & rams him, headfirst, into the turnbuckle. HBH repeatedly runs Davies head 3 times into the top turnbuckle, 3 times into the middle buckle, & 3 times into the bottom turnbuckle as he lets Davies drop to the mat. HBH runs the ropes as Davies sits up & hits a dropkick to the side of Davies face. HBH scoops up Davies & hits a fall away slam. HBH looks down on Davies & climbs to the top rope. HBH leaps off with an elbow drop as Davies rolls out of the way. Davies staggers to his feet & runs to the ropes, rebounding off into a Lionsault. Davies gets to his feet & grabs HBH, throwing punches to his head. Davies lifts HBH up & hip tosses him into the corner. HBH lands in a Tree of Woe. Davies runs the ropes hits a baseball slide to the face, busting HBH’s nose. Davies pulls HBH out of the Tree of Woe & throws him over the top rope. Davies grabs the top rope & pulls himself over it, into a splash on HBH. Davies grabs HBH & hits a German Suplex on him. Davies lifts HBH & goes to run him into the ring post. HBH hits the brakes & sends Davies into the ring post. Davies goes down as HBH grabs him & sets him up on the barricade. HBH runs & nails a flying elbow to Davies that sends both men into the crowd. HBH gets to his feet first, as the fans engulf him. HBH grabs Davies as he climbs over the barricade. HBH Suplexes Davies over the barricade. HBH grabs Davies & tosses him back into the ring. HBH climbs into the ring as Davies reaches for the ropes. HBH scoops Davies up into a bodyslam as Davies hooks HBH’s leg & rolls with the slam, turning it into a small package as the referee counts 1-2-3. Davies gets to his feet as HBH is ushered out of the ring. Davies looks towards the locker room to see who his next challenge is. *
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