Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on May 20, 2005 2:18:12 GMT -5
bk- i am gonna modify it.......right now
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 20, 2005 2:22:09 GMT -5
BK: Don't worry Millie, no need to modify. I'm disturbed not not offended or disgusted.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 20, 2005 3:20:05 GMT -5
BK: Aww, man, Millie changed it. Same as Spaz, I found it disturbing...or something a bit, but...very fitting for Heiden-Dorf & Mia......I guess?
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
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Post by El Unorigino on May 20, 2005 3:42:45 GMT -5
*El Unorigino runs up to Toomi once again.
El Unorigino: Hola, Toomi.
Sexy Translator: El Uno-
*Unorigino stops his Translator and whispers in her ear.
Sexy Translator: El Unorigino feels that he needs to personally deliver this message.
Unorigino: (deliberately, since his english isn't supposed to be very good) Mr. Toomiguci...with all due...respect...I am...undefeated here in EWT...and also, since all my teammates have left or died, I am the only...stable champion...and I would like for to...get a shot...at a title here...ANY title...I await your response...gracias.
iOLE!
*Unorigino runs off. His Translator demurely follows as usual. End Scene.
Breaking Kayfabe EXTRAVAGANZA!:
Name: El Unorigino
Real Name: Undisclosed
Height: 6 foot, even
Weight: 223
Age: Undisclosed, though somewhere in his mid-20s
Build: somewhat gangly
Style: Lucha and Comedy
Theme: Bouncing Souls "Ole"
Finisher: BRAINBUSTAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Favorite Moves: TOPAY! 450!
Titles Held: Stable Title (sorta still holds it)
Affiliations: Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday, before they all died or retired or left...also, the Nyrds...and somehow, Bill Cosby
Extra brief Bio: Little is known about his career outside of EWT, but he hangs out with a Sexy Translator who may or may not be his girlfriend.
Favorite Quote(s): iOLE!
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Post by ppv14 on May 20, 2005 3:57:34 GMT -5
Today the EWT crew is at the hospital with an injured ppv Michael Cole-Today we are with ppv who was assaulted by Heiden-Dorf at Stone Age last Wenesday. PPV how are you feeling today?
ppv-Michael I'm not gunna try and kid you I hurt. I was assaulted from behind by that lunatic Heiden-Dorf.
Michael Cole-Im sorry to hear that ppv. How long before we see you again in the EWT?
ppv-Michael im not even sure if I can wrestle again much less give you a date about me returning but I can promise one thing. Toomi and Heiden-Dorf are now marked for my revenge.
Michael Cole-Why is Toomi on your revenge list ppv?
ppv-Toomi has it coming because he put me at risk with a lunatic and he knows it! Plus he hasnt even checked in with me to see if im doing ok. As for that matter no one has!
Michael Cole-well there you have it folks. we are running out of time and but we'll try to update you on ppv's conditon as we get it.
BK-my bio for those who care Name-ppv
Age-20
Height-5'11
weight-210
Style-Technical-Brawling
Finisher-Post Kill-Reverse Death Valley Driver Kinda
Theme-An Edit of The Hand That Feeds by Nine Inch Nails
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 20, 2005 9:15:57 GMT -5
(PZA and Ultimo Chocula bump into each other backstage and have a stare down)
UC: "Stare hard, retard."
PZA: "That insult was pathetic, just like your belt."
UC: "Are those sour grapes I smell?"
PZA: "Hardly. That belt you have is a joke, and it's making a mockery of this business. If you want to play arts and crafts, fine. Do it on your own time. But don't drag this fed's name through the mud with a fake title that isn't worth the cardboard it's made out of. But don't insult mine or the fan's intelligence with this mockery."
UC: "Listen, punchy. I know you're upset because you haven't won anything in your entire life and you'll probably never make it past curtain puller on the card. That's understandable. I'll tell you what. How about we have a match on Sunday Night Heap sometime. It will be non-title of course, but I'll let you get in a few moves before I put you down. I'll make you look real good. You might even get an extra five bucks in your paycheck. That way you can tell your grandkids you got your ass handed to you by a legend. Does that sound fun?"
PZA: "You make me sick. Get the hell out of my way."
(PZA walks past Ultimo totally disgusted. Cuts to next scene)
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Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on May 20, 2005 10:16:33 GMT -5
Heidi carries Mia to his dressing room....... Mia- you can put me down now ( gently he does) AWW Heidi I am sooo proud of you! I think you deserve a reward..... Heiden- I.............DO? ? ;D ;D ;D MIA- Yes you do...... who's my Heidi? Who's My Heidi?? Heiden-ooh....oooh.... pick......me......... ;D Mia- that's right it'sssssss YOU! So what does Mistress Mia have for you?...aww lemme look.......... she reaches behind her and pulls out the sight for heidi's sore eyes...... HEIDI= CHEESE..................SANDWICH!!!!!!! MIA- Yes Heidi...its a cheese sandwich and its all for you! you keep doing what your doing and there will be plenty more where that one came from! Heidi-....mmmm......cheese.......must enjoy........loves.....Mia....too............................ as she strokes the back of his head she says.. Mia- I love you too.... camera fades as heidendorf holds his sandwich and Mia is petting his head..................... bk: the original was more disturbing? i want to see it! i enjoyed this version anyway, though. good work, millie!
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on May 21, 2005 0:11:12 GMT -5
*Addy is backstage with Hoss Matthews*
HM:How does it feel to have 3 people challenge you for the EWT Heavyweight Title?
*Addy is holding the title which now has a pink strap and a rainbow pattern on the back*
AB:Honestly, it doesn't matter. Hitman and Fettster I know them like the back of Stevie's a** being nBo bruthas with them. Spaz, I don't know much about him but like all the rest of them he will FEEL THE POOOOOOOUNCCE'uh! Exclamation point! That goes out to any of you guys in the back that want a shot at this. I am the EWT Heavyweight Champ and like Billy Ubermark in a adult movie theater I will hold my own. I'm outta here.
HM:Strong words from the EWT Champ. We'll be right back after this commercial break.
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on May 21, 2005 1:59:06 GMT -5
Ok...here is the modified ending
Heidi carries Mia to his dressing room.......
Mia- you can put me down now ( gently he does) AWW Heidi I am sooo proud of you! I think you deserve a reward.....
Heiden- I.............DO??
MIA- Yes you do...... who's my Heidi? Who's My Heidi??
Heiden-ooh....oooh.... pick......me.........
Mia- that's right it'sssssss YOU! So what does Mistress Mia have for you?...aww lemme look..........
she reaches behind her and pulls out the sight for heidi's sore eyes......
HEIDI= CHEESE..................SANDWICH!!!!!!!
MIA- Yes Heidi...its a cheese sandwich and its all for you! you keep doing what your doing and there will be plenty more where that one came from!
Heidi-....mmmm......cheese.......must enjoy........loves.....Mia....too............................
as she strokes the back of his head she says..
Mia- I love you too....
camera fades as heidendorf holds his sandwich and Mia is petting his head.....................
NOW THE ORIGINAL- A BIT MODIFIED BUT THE SAME
Heidi carries Mia to his dressing room.......
Mia- you can put me down now ( gently he does) AWW Heidi I am sooo proud of you! I think you deserve a reward.....
Heiden- I.............DO??
MIA- Yes you do...... who's my Heidi? Who's My Heidi??
Heiden-ooh....oooh.... pick......me.........
Mia- that's right it'sssssss YOU! So what does Mistress Mia have for you?...aww lemme look..........
Heidi- Is........it.........cheese............sandwich??
Mia- NO its not a cheese sandwich...........but let me ask you a question.......do you like milk?
Heidi-i.....like.............milk......not........as.....much.....as.......cheese......sandwich.........
Mia- I think you will like this milk...........
Mia starts to unbutton her top as Heidi looks on in surprise
Mia gets up to shut the door and as the door is shutting you can see Heidi with his mouth wide open and hear him say..........
Heidi- me...........think.......i..........love...............milk.............
camera fades after door is slammed shut
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on May 21, 2005 6:32:38 GMT -5
bk: the original is disturbing as well...but i find the modified version better...for comical reasons.
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Post by dorf on May 21, 2005 21:55:04 GMT -5
*promo airs*
*DNN music plays.*
Dorf: Yes it is me again, for yet another DNN. I am pleased to announce that I'm 40% on my return to EWT. *crowd boos* What, you want me to return quicker? *crowd boos* I see what you want, you want Dorf's career to end in EWT now? *crowd cheers*
WELL IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
*crowd boos*
In fact, I'm gonna make my beloved return to EWT next week!
I am going to manage David Adams so that he will stay EWT Ox Divsion champ. And I'm gonna check up on Heiden-Dorf...because he needs supervision. I think his supervision shouldn't be that bad as Mia seems to be taking care of him very nicely.
I am still happy that Heiden-Dorf is tri-state champion...but Mia, he needs help, maybe a little distraction would to his opponents makes him feel better.
And finally, Toomi Bischoff. I know we had our differences in the past some good, but mostly bad. I came to say, I have forgiven ya for what you have done to me, if you apologize too.
SEE YA NEXT WEEK TO A LIVE EDITION OF DNN!
*promo ends*
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Post by obi on May 22, 2005 5:21:40 GMT -5
(obi is seen floating around backstage in the EWT arena, then disappears. He suddenly appears in the ring, squashes a jobber, and floats out).
Toomibischoff: Damn you Vince Russo!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 22, 2005 9:16:00 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks in the backstage area & sees the match board. He decides to get everybody off their lazy asses.* EWT Heavyweight Championship Addy Bomb versus Diamond Dallas Page
EWT Tri-State Championship Heiden-dorf versus Gene Snitsky
EWT Ox Division Championship David Adams versus Shark Boy
EWT Tag Team Championship jzbadblood & psychoapeguy?? versus the Fabulous Freebirds
The Nyrds versus The Bushwackers
HBH, Gasoline, & Rosa versus Rico, Charlie Haas, & Miss Jackie
Dave Davies versus Sandman
Pza versus Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Ultimo Chocula versus George "the Animal" Steele
Moxie versus Raven
Spaz versus Chris Benoit
Billy Ubermark versus Tajiri
fettster versus Doink the Clown
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Post by ppv14 on May 22, 2005 9:17:15 GMT -5
BK: awesome i can do my hospital angle that no one cares about still
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Post by obi on May 22, 2005 9:18:32 GMT -5
(obi appears next to toomi)
Obi: you havent given me a match!
Toomi: allllright, i thought you were dead, but whatever...
(turns to write Obi vs jake roberts on the board. he turns to obi, who has gone. he turns back and rubs it off the board)
Toomi: im getting pretty damn sick of this...
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on May 22, 2005 11:13:14 GMT -5
*we go to the ring. jz is in the ring, holding the tag team titles. he's by himself in his corner. in the other corner are michael hayes and terry gordy, two members of the freebirds. regardless of not having a partner, jz doesn't hesitate and quickly begins trash talking the freebirds telling them he's ready to go. michael hayes starts thing off against jz.
they lock up and jz hits hayes with a snap mare takedown. immediately after, gordy storms into the ring and levels jz with a big forearm smash from behind. they them double-team jz and throw him off the ropes, hitting him with a double clothesline. the referee gets gordy out of the ring, and hayes goes to pick up jz. jz hits a fist to the mid section, sending hayes back a few steps. he hits another one, sending hayes back again. jz hits a third big punch, that sends hayes back to the ropes. hayes bounces off and into a hiptoss by jz. hayes gets up and walks right into a bodyslam. jz hits hayes with a clothesline then runs over and hits gordy with a big forearm smash, rocking the big man.
gordy tries to enter the ring, but the referee rushes over to prevent him. with the referee distracted, jz picks hayes up and rams his skull into the turnbuckle, then grabs the tag rope and begins choking hayes with it. when it looks as if the ref is about to turn around, jz lets go of the choke and pulls hayes into the center of the ring for a big piledriver. he goes for the cover. 1....2...kickout.
jz picks up hayes and tries to irish whips him off the ropes, but hayes holds on and manages to reverse it into a big russian leg sweep. hayes quickly crawls over and tags in terry gordy. gordy runs in and tries to drop an elbow but jz rolls out of the way. a dazed gordy gets up and tries to hit a double axehandle on jz, but jz kicks him in the gut and plants him with a ddt and goes for the cover. 1....2...kickout.
jz tries to pick gordy up, but hayes comes in and nails jz with a big kick to the ribs. the referee warns hayes, but buddy roberts, the 3rd freebird appears seemingly from nowhere and clocks the referee from behind, knocking him out cold. the three freebirds then begin to viciously attack jz.
suddenly...the lights go out. they slowly dim back to cover the arena in a blue hue. up on the toomitron, a video begins airing. the freebirds stop their beating for the moment to try and figure out what's going on.
a familiar figure appears on the toomi tron.*
psychoapeguy - jz....hehe i told you your new tag partner would be here soon...i told uncle toomi that i wouldn't let him down....hehe in fact....here he is now....
*the ape walks out of view. after a few moments, the ape walks back into the shot, wearing sunglasses, a bandana, and a tye-dye t-shirt.*
psychoapeguy - jz....baby....psychoapeguy told me you needed a tag team partner....well, daddio, you just got yourself the hippest cat in the land....jz....baby, it's me ape love! ooooooooooowwwwwwww eat turkay!!!
*the screen cuts to a black background with multi-colored flowers floating around. some bad 60's hippy music plays and the freebirds quickly get ready for an attack as they look on and see ape love walk out into the isleway. ape love walks up to the ring, where buddy roberts is waiting for him. ape love gives him the peace sign, then pokes him in the eyes and hits a double-arm ddt on the concrete.
ape love then slides into the ring and gordy and hayes begin stomping away on him. they irish whip him off the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but the ape ducks underneath. when gordy and hayes turn around, they're met with a double clothesline from jz, who has just gotten back to his feet.
jz looks at the ape in disbelief. ape love smiles at jz and pats him on the back, he then charges michael hayes and hits a big clothesline that sends both hayes and himself out over the top rope. jz, not quite sure what to make of the situation gets caught off guard by gordy, as he's hit with a big right hand. gordy hits two more punches and whips him off the ropes, going for a back bodydrop. jz sees it coming and kicks gordy in the chin and proceeds to plant him down hard with a burning hammer. jz goes for the cover. 1....2.....3.
after the match, ape love grabs the belts and rolls into the ring. he gives jz a hug and hands him a belt.*
ape love - WE DID IT, BUDDY!!
*jz fakes a smile and nod, then leaves the ring without saying a word. meanwhile, ape love dances in the ring for the fans as the bad 60's music hits again.*
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on May 22, 2005 11:57:12 GMT -5
Jz is walking through the hallway holding his tag team title with his head to the ground. He comes up to Spaz who smirks.
Spaz: Hello again old friend.
Jz: Spaz...hey...
Spaz: What the hell was that earlier?
Jz: Ape...he's even more nuts than before.
Spaz: I don't think that's possible.
Jz: Can't say I'm mad or dissapointed, because at least Ape Love has got my back.
Spaz: What's that supposed to mean?
Jz: Nothing man.
Jz walks past Spaz and the camera fades.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on May 22, 2005 13:40:27 GMT -5
ape love segment = gold
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Post by heidendorf on May 22, 2005 15:49:58 GMT -5
*Heiden-Dorf is satisfied from Mia's milk. Scene opens days later* HD: (grunts) Mia...do u's love...the Heiden-Dorf? Mia: OH! I love everything about you Heidi ! *rubs his muscular chest* HD: (grunts) No Mia, do you...love me face? *removes his mask, but only Mia see his mask* *Mia stops rubbing his chest* Mia: *vomits inside herself* *pauses* Ok......Your face is very....well how should I put it? I think you look very sexy with your mask on, Heidi ! *Heiden-Dorf puts mask back on* HD: (grunts) OK! Me love...me mask anyways. Womens...love Heidi's mask ;D! *claps hands like a giddy 8 yer old.* Mia: Ya know, Heidi? With yer mask on, yer cuter than Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and Toomi Bischoff combined! *Heiden-Dorf gets excited and Mia sees a part of Heiden-Dorf go big...his smile * HD: (grunts) Me thinks....me found me...smile! *Mia goes for something else...but the cameraman is disgusted and fades to black* BK: match tomorrow tooms
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Post by invaderdave on May 22, 2005 16:01:21 GMT -5
bk: Ape proves himself a far greater Wisconsinite than I with that match.
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