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Post by garyhartsgoatee on May 22, 2005 19:02:31 GMT -5
*pza is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic*
pza: I'm sick of all of this crap in the ewt!!! Chocula... you think that you can just walk around here disgracing the EWT with your John Raycharles title and not get some kind of reaction out of someone? Well i've had enough of it! While the politics backstage may be ruining this business for the boys in the back... Your B.S. in the middle of this ring is ruining pro wrestling for the fans!!
*Standing next to a mountain/ Chop it down with the edge of my hand!*
pza: speaking of backstage politics...
JR: BAH GAWD KEENG... IT'S THE ORIGIONAL HOSS HOLLYWOOD HOGAN!!
king: puppies??
*Hogan gets into the ring and begins to play his "air guitar' when pza jumps him from behind with a double axe handle to the back of the head. pza then hits a german suplex, rolls to his feet holding hogan and hits a belly to back suplex.as hogan hits the ground pza grabs his legs and puts hogan in a surfboard.*
JR: BAH GAWD... HE'S CHAIN WRESTLING WITH HULK HOGAN... IT'S HEINOUS!
*pza releases the surfboard gets to his feet and begins to stomp on hogan. hogan slowly gets to his feet and begins to "hulk up". hogan gets about 3/4 of the way around the ring when pza chop-blocks hogan. hogan hits the ground hard*
king: it looks like hogan might be injured
*hogan slowly makes it to his feet... when he turns around pza hits him with a smark-dirver and makes the cover. 1... 2... 3... pza wins the match*
JR: KEENG!!! BAH GAWD PZA DID IT... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! UPSET! UPSET! UPSET!
*pza gets a microphone*
pza: You see that Chocula? That is YOUR fate if you dont watch who you mess with... And that will eb your fate as soon as I get my hands on you!
*scene*
BK: oh, and just incase anyone cares... its bio time!
Name: Pza Gear: Wears a t-shirt, camo pants, a jack daniels baseball hat, and tennisshoes music: "the truth about spontanieous human combustion"- Busdriver Finisher: the smark-driver (a suplex into a crucifix ganso-bomb) story: pza has had enough with the politics backstage in the EWT... all he sees is guys like moxie/davies/ubermark getting over while other "more talented" guys are being held down. currently pza is a face... but he has a tendancy to be whiney so a heel turn would be easy.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 22, 2005 20:14:20 GMT -5
Shark Boy makes his way to the ring, to a light crowd reaction. David Adams follows, with a mixed-reaction, but the applause out shadows the boo's.
Adams stands on the second turnbuckle showing off the Ox Division Championship to the crowd. While still posing, Shark Boy see's an opening, and runs over and 'bites' Adams right on the arse. the match starts. With an early advantage, Sharky kicks Adams' left leg twice then Adams falls to his back. On his back, Shark goes up to the second rope, and delivers a leg drop on Adams' chest, pins and gets a 2 count. Sharky pulls Adams up, and tosses him against the ropes and hits him with a dropkick, but on his (Shark) way down, he seemed to have landed on his right arm wrong, and that was the opening David was looking for. Getting up from the dropkick, Adams' puts on a hammerlock on the Sharky's right arm. After nearly 2 minutes, he releases the hold, and while Shark is on the mat holding his arm, David justs kicks away at it. With the ref now telling Adams to back away, he checks on Sharky, and Shark says he wants to continue. Getting the sign to continue, Adams throws Shark into the top right turnbuckle, and does the chops that made his father famous. With the crowd into it and chanting 'd'hoo' with every chop, David smiles and keeps going at it. Done with the chops, Shark stays in the corner, and David runs to the other side to deliver a 'Stinger's Splash, and misses, Shark rolls him up, and again only a 2 count. No-selling and getting straight up, Adams kicks as hard as possible Sharks injured arm. Shark went straight down. Adams then called for the mic while he was down. Got it and walked over to Shark to insult him. "Look at you, a few moves in, and injured yourself. Sad. Look at me, I'm kicing the living hell out of an injured cartoon caracter, this isn't what a champion ought to be doing. It's tiem to finish this." Throws down the mic and tosses Shark into the ropes and exicutes a perfect spine buster. Kicks his injured arm once again, and leaps onto top rope with ease, and hits perfectly a frog splash, and for the 1-2-3. After getting his arm raised and his belt, he yells "Get this trash out of my ring" and kicks Shark Boy out of the ring with his foot. The fans still seem to be cheering for Adams, for no real reason as he walks up the ramp, advoiding contact with the crowd.
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Post by invaderdave on May 22, 2005 20:41:13 GMT -5
bk: Psst. PSSST. Hey. What's the word on the whole 'New All EWT Section'?
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Post by El Unorigino on May 23, 2005 0:42:51 GMT -5
PSSST...what's the word on me getting a match around here?
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 23, 2005 1:53:07 GMT -5
*SHOCKWAVE Spaz's music hits & he heads to the ring. He then grabs a mic.*
S: You all know who my opponent is in this match, the man who I respect the most in this industry the man who made me wanna be a wrestler. But today with a heavy heart I am goint to have to beat him.*
*Benoit's music hits & he appears at the top of the ramp getting a massive pop.*
*Benoit rolls in to the ring, both men shake hands. The bell rings & they stare at each other for a while & then Benoit chops Spaz hard, the crowd lets out a WOOOO!!!!, the two trade hard knife edge chops until Spaz is backed up into a corner. Benoit whips Spaz across to the other corner, runs & hits him with a clothesline. Spaz drops to the floor & Benoit grabs Spaz's legs looking for a Sharpshooter. Spaz counters though & kicks Benoit into the corner. Spaz is up quickly & whips Benoit across the ring chest first into the other TB, he repeats this move back across the ring. Benoit hits the ground & starts to rub his chest. Spaz pulls Benoit to his feet & hits a Snap Suplex. Spaz goes for a cover but Benoit kicks out with authority at 1.*
JR: It will take more than that to beat The Crippler Chris Benoit Kang! He is tougher than a two dollar steak from the EWT concession stand!
*Both men are up & Spaz takes a swing at Benoit. Benoit ducks & goes behind Spaz. Benoit hits the first German Suplex, then the second, Spaz tries to fight out of the third but Benoit manages to land it.*
JR: Benoit hits the Hat Trick here in the home of the...........Backwater Bruisers?!
*Spaz is on the mat & grabbing the back of his head selling the hell out of the Germans. Benoit tries the cover & gets a 2 count. Both men are up & Spaz grabs Benoit, He lifts him up & hits a Vertical Suplex but he keeps hold of Benoit, spins his hips & rises for a second & a third. Spaz releases on the third & goes for a cover. 1-2-Kickout.*
*Spaz rises first & sees an opening, he grabs Benoit's legs & locks on the Sydney Cloverleaf. Benoit screams in pain as Spaz applies the pressure. Benoit clawing his way towards the ropes & despite Spaz's efforts after about 10 seconds he gets ther & Spaz lets go. He rolls Benoit over for a cover & gets another two count.*
*Benoit is quickly up & gives Spaz no time to think. He is over & chopping Spaz straight away, Spaz has no alternative but to try & chop his way out of the predicament but Benoit lands a massive chop & Spaz falls to the mat. Benoit comes off the ropes & Baseball Slides Spaz out of the ring. Benoit rolls out after him & pulls Spaz to his feet, but Spaz is playing possum & goes Behind Benoit. He hits one German & rises much to the dismay of the crowd & looks for a second but Benoit counters into his own German, followed by a second & a third again.*
*Benoit rises & makes his trademark throat cutting motion. Benoit climbs back into the ring & up the ring post. He dives off & hits Spaz with a big headbutt drawing a massive pop from the crowd. It takes Benoit a little while to rise but when he does he rolls Spaz back into the ring & goes for the cover. 1-2-NO!!!! Spaz manages to get his foot onto the ropes. Benoit starts to pull Spaz to his feet but Spaz is playing possum again & counters with a big Down Under DDT. Spaz signals to the Spazphiles that the end is near & pulls Benoit up to his feet.*
*Spaz is looking to hit The Shockwave he tries to lift Benoit up but Benoit counters into The Crippler Crossface!! The crowd pops as Spaz screams in pain & Benoit pulls back on Spaz's head applying more pressure to Spaz's head & shoulder. As Benoit pulls back Spaz is able to crawl towards the ropes & after 10 seconds or so he reaches out & grabs the bottom rope. Benoit lets go but it appears the job is done as Spaz is lying on the mat holding his shoulder. Benoit pulls Spaz up & whips him into the ropes. Benoit hits Spaz with a big clothesline coming off the ropes & Benoit goes to the top rope once again.*
*Benoit waits & steadies himself he then dives off again but Spaz is aware & he moves just enough so that Benoit's head slams into the mat both men lie on the mat as the ref starts the count. He reaches 8 when Spaz pulls himself up & moves gingerly over to Benoit. Spaz lifts Benoit up & head over to the nearest corner, Spaz climbs to the top whilst holding onto Benoit's head. Spaz motions to the crowd & starts to pull Benoit up to hit The Shockwave from the top rope.*
JR: BAH GAWD DON"T DO IT SPAZ YOU'LL KILL HIM. THAT'S YOUR MENTOR DAMN IT TO HELLFIRE & BRIMSTONE!!
*Spaz lifts Benoit up into position but Benoit starts to punch Spaz in the head, but Spaz fights back & hits The Shockwave on Benoit from the top rope.*
Crowd: HOLY S*** HOLY S***!!
*Spaz rolls over & hooks the leg for the count 1-2-3. Spaz music hits as the ref calls for help form the back. EMT's & EWT officals race down to check on both men but both Spaz & Benoit refuse assistance & help each other to their feet the Ref raises Spaz's hand in victory & Benoit does the same. The two combatants stand in the centre of the ring soaking up the crowd's ovation & Benoit grabs a mic.*
CB: This man here is the future, he is the man that will become known as one of the greats of Technial Wrestling, if Toomi Bischoff doesn't make Spaz the No1. Contender for the EWT Heavyweight title after this match then this company isn't worth s***!!
*Benoit throws down the mic & both men leave the ring together & stop at the top of the ramp to salute the fans before heading backstage.*
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Post by Poker Joker on May 23, 2005 7:37:18 GMT -5
BK: SWEET! I get Tajiri! Time to become active, again!
(sorry that I haven't been)
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Post by ape on May 23, 2005 10:14:51 GMT -5
*mean gene walks up to interview psychoapeguy, still in ape love attire, backstage. ape is sitting in a bean bag chair watching a lava lamp.*
mean gene - psychoapeguy, can i have a word with you?
ape love - mean-o gene-o! daddy! i think you're confused, psychoapeguy left this place, man. he thought it was too square with his uncle toomi and jz getting so close, dadio!
mean gene - you mean...you're not psychoapeguy?
ape love - gene-o, baby...psychoapeguy is a good friend of mine, we've been....well, let's just say, we've traveled the same road. that man is a crazy cat, oooooooowwwwwwww!
mean gene - ....okay...umm....ape love....if you're "a friend" of psychoapeguy, then why did you help out jz?
ape love - maaaaaan, mean-o gene-o...i'm a man of peace and love, baby...i have nothing against jz...i think he's a cool cat, daddy. he and psychoapeguy might not have gotten along, but ape love says peace, love, and deli-cut turkaaaaay!
*ape love pulls out a package of deli-cut turkey slices and begins to eat away.*
mean gene - well...umm....thanks for your time, ape love...
*ape love stops eating momentarily. he has pieces of turkey all over his face. he gives mean gene a peace sign.*
ape love - ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww! eat turkay!!!
*ape love turns back at the lava lamp and continues to eat his turkey as we cut to commercial.*
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on May 23, 2005 10:17:27 GMT -5
bk: ape love is the greatest EWT charictor EVER!!
OOOOOOOOOWWW EAT TURKAY!
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Post by ape on May 23, 2005 10:21:14 GMT -5
bk: ape love is the greatest EWT charictor EVER!! OOOOOOOOOWWW EAT TURKAY! bk: i thought the ape love idea was funny when i thought of it....but i didn't think it'd be this over. i'm pleasantly suprised by the results.
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Post by obi on May 23, 2005 11:38:42 GMT -5
BK: sweet a new zone for the EWT! thanks toomi/madison!
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Post by Poker Joker on May 23, 2005 13:06:11 GMT -5
BK: Sweet! Our own EWT zone! Maybe we should start a thread for character profiles, so people won't have to flip back pages in this thread?
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Post by obi on May 23, 2005 13:07:56 GMT -5
BK;just what i was thinking old chum!
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Post by invaderdave on May 23, 2005 13:14:20 GMT -5
Groovy sweet!
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Post by goshdangit on May 23, 2005 13:15:42 GMT -5
ummm guy's isnt vinnie mac gona try too shut this down??
remeber hes want's, ppl paying too play the oficial wwe e-fed...
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Post by invaderdave on May 23, 2005 13:26:48 GMT -5
bk: It's not close to WWE's e-fed at all. It's much more fun.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 23, 2005 13:29:36 GMT -5
Instructions on how to be invloved would be good for a seperate thread . . . . although reading it is just as much fun anyway . . . Ape Love . . ;D
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Post by Poker Joker on May 23, 2005 14:07:13 GMT -5
(The loudspeakers begin to blair "Like A Virgin" throughout the arena. This is accompanied by the standard catcalls and boos from the audience for the performer about to make his way down to the ring. From behind the curtain steps Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark, sporting his green and yellow tights and "Stop Virgin Discrimination" t-shirt. He doesn't have his normal cocky smirk on his face, however.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his way to the ring area from St. Paul, Minnesota and weighing in at approximately 226 lbs.,... Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!!!
(Billy climbs into the ring and snatches the mic away from the announcer. He signals for the people in the back to cut his music, and begins talking over the jeers of the crowd.)
*BU* (blurting out angrily): I have a pain in my ass, from constantly getting screwed!!!
(The crowd busts out in laughter, as Billy cringes and tries to start again!)
*BU*: What I mean is, I have someone who is causing me a LOT of pain in my ass from screwing me!
(Again, the crowd busts out laughing. A frustrated, and obviously irritated, Billy tries again!)
*BU*: Forget it! I'll just come out and say it.... MOXIE, you have crossed the line!! At the last PPV, destiny was about to unfold! My long over-due shot at the EWT Championship was finally given to me! Commissioner ToomiBischoff was going to send me down to the ring to take out Spaz! I was going to etch my name in stone as the greatest EWT Champion of all time!
(The crowd begins a chant of "Virgin.... Virgin.....", but Billy doesn't seem phased by it as he continues with his rant.)
I was going to be the nail in Spaz's coffin! It would've happened, Moxie! There was no doubt about it! Everyone knew it! I knew it! The Commissioner knew it! The audience knew it! EVERYONE knew it! ...... Even you, Moxie!! And you couldn't have that, could you?! You're pride couldn't let you see someone who you feel is inferior to you.... inferior not because of talent, but because of something as petty as their VIRGINITY.... capture a title that you yourself will probably never hold!
(The fans now change their chant. Moxie's name begins to echo through the arena as Billy continues on, undaunted.)
*BU*: So you sabatoged my match! You snuck up behind me in the ULTIMATE ACT OF COWARDACE, and brutally attacked me with a chair!
(Billy walks over to the ring ropes and leans over them, staring directly into the camera pointed at him. His eyes are intense as he gazes forwards, and he speaks plainly into his microphone.)
*BU*: This is the THIRD time you have done this to me, Moxie. THREE TIMES you've cost me a chance at glory, with each time being cheaper than the one before it! Mark my words, you son of a *****,.... there will NOT .... BE.... A FOURTH TIME! I will make it my mission in life to utterly destroy you! I will put an end to your wrestlin career, and I won't bat an eye, even if it means I'll never wrestle again, myself! I will personally kill you, even if it means I'll die in the process! And If I go to Hell, I'll take satisfaction in knowing that I'll drag you down into the fire and brimstone with me! This has gone beyond rivalry and beyond hate, Moxie! This is uncharted waters for human emotions! And the only way I'll be able to describe them will be by what I do to you when I finally get my hands on you and that scrawney broad of your's!
(Billy leans back off the ropes.)
*BU*: Enjoy every breath, Moxie! Savor every moment! Because, sooner or later, I'm going to catch up to you... and I'm going to make you PAY!!!
(Billy tosses the microphone back to the announcer. Japanese music starts playing over the loudspeaker, and Billy Ubermark's opponent heads down to the ring.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, hailing from the nation of Japan.... Tajiri!!!!
(Tajiri climbs up onto the ring post after he reaches the ring. He looks at the crowd and savors their applause for him, until Billy Ubermark rushes up to him, climbs the top rope himself. and hooks him into a front facelock on. With lightning-quick speed, Billy nails a top-rope hurricanrana on Tajiri. The startled ref calls for the bell, and the match is underway. Tajiri is clearly hurt from the hurricanran, and starts getting up onto his hands and knees. Billy siezes the opportunity and hits a dropkick to the side of the ribs. Tajiri rolls over in pain, as Billy jumps to his feet. Billy grabs Tajiri by the head and stands him up. Billy connects with a couple of punches to the face before he sends Tajiri the far turnbuckle. Billy rushes at Tajiri for a shoulderblock, but Tajiri reverses things and hooks Billy into the Tarantula. The ref begins the count, and Tajiri breaks the hold at 4. Tajiri slips outside of the ring, and prepares to do a slingshot dropkick on Billy as he gets up. Billy side-steps the move, however, and Tajiri lands on his ass. Billy begins stomping on Tajiri's chest, before picking Tajiri up by the hair. Billy locks up with Tajiri and nails him with a sit-out jawbreaker. Tajiri is stunned by the move, but only staggers around the ring. Billy grabs him and whips him into another corner, then quickly follows up with a running monkeyflip out of the corner on Tajiri. Tajiri hits the mat hard with his back, but manages to use his momentum to stagger to his feet. Billy sees this and connects with a running bulldog on Tajiri. Tajiri lays motionless, face-down on the mat. Billy gets up, goes over to the corner and climbs to the top. He screams something out about Moxie, as the fans boo him endlessly. Billy lifts off and hits a Frog Splash on Tajiri. The move takes a little bit out of Billy, but he recovers and gets to his feet. He grabs the unconscoius Tajiri, and stands him up for a third time. Billy gets behind Tajiri and hits him with the "Virgin Sacrafice" (lungblower)! Billy quickly goes for the cover.....1....2....3. The ref goes to raise Billy's hand, but Billy shrugs him off, climbs to the top of one of the turnbuckles and starts screaming at the fans about what he's going to do to Moxie.
*ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner.... Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
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Post by plushtar on May 23, 2005 14:49:03 GMT -5
Post.
Wow, an e-fed. I'll have to think about what I'm going to do here. If anyone needs an upper-midcard-jobber-Sith Heel, then I'm your man.
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Post by viscera on May 23, 2005 14:54:13 GMT -5
Paul Poo walks down to the ring... in his traditional outfit. The crowd is completely dead... of coruse, lots of cheering has been dubbed in.
' Hello everyone... my name's Paul Poo... and I'm here to help all of you... learn to love poo... jsut as much as I do! You see boys an girls... poo is a wonderful thing... and should be appreciated. In fact, I think poo is great, I would marry it if I could... course that's " sinful " apparently. I'm just out ehre to express my lvoe of poo... and try to convert a few... of you... to love poo too!
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Post by Poker Joker on May 23, 2005 15:19:40 GMT -5
(Paul Poo leaves, but Billy Ubermark is still in the ring celebrating his victory. The fans in the arena are shouting insults at him, but they notice that his theme music hasn't played. Suddenly the loudspeakers start playing music.... but it's not Billy's! Instead, "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson starts playing, and Moxie steps out from behind the curtain. Beside him are two men dressed in suits. The crowd erupts in cheers for the former Tri-State Champion.)
*Moxie*: Well,.... Congratulations, little Billy. I see you've chalked up another victory for yourself. Too bad you're not going to be sticking around to enjoy it.
(The two men in suits quickly make their way to the ring. They flash some official badges and say something to Billy. Then one of them begins reading Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark his maranda rights, while the other handcuffs Billy's arms behind his back.)
*Moxie*: I've been doing some research on you, Billy. I know that you spent some time training down in Mexico. It seems your training has paid off quite nicely for you, but you made a mistake or two on your trip. When you left the United States, it appears you didn't have a whole lot of cash, so you just kind of.... shall we say, "bypassed".... customs. When you came back to the United States, though, you skipped a few steps at the border and failed to mention that you had never been registered as having left the United States. Thus, the only record the government has is of you entering the United States from Mexico, but no record of you LEAVING the United States beforehand. This creates QUITE the dilema, Billy. How do we know that you're REALLY a U.S. citizen? Personally, I don't think you are.
(The men in the ring begin helping Billy out of the ring. Billy is irrate and is struggling, but the men hold him firm. The audience is giving a huge pop to the men for this.)
*Moxie*: The gentlemen who are helping you out of the ring, as you probably already know, are from the Immigration and Nationalization Services. They were QUITE eager to learn what I had discovered. I'm sure this is all quite confusing, so in case you can't guess where all this is leading, Billy, let me fill in the blanks for you..... YOU'RE.... BEING.... DEPORTED!!!
(The crowd erupts with cheers at Moxie's announcement. Billy stares at Moxie with his eyes wide, and begins shaking his head frantically.)
*Moxie*: It seems SOMEONE,... and just so you don't have to guess who, it was ME!... has convinced the U.S. government that you could very well be an illegal alien. And thus, they're going to do the right thing, and send you back home to Mexico! Have a nice trip, Billy!
(The two men haul Billy up the ring ramp as Moxie laughs at him. Billy struggles and starts trying to tell them that he's NOT from Mexico as Moxie waves and taunts him from behind.)
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