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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 26, 2005 9:37:46 GMT -5
*Everyone gets ready for the next match*
Ring Announcer: The following intergender contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, the team of Gasoline, Rosa, and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels. And in the ring, the team of Rico, Charlie Haas, and Miss Jackie.
Match starts with HBH and Rico. They lock up. Rico does gratuitous humping on HBH. HBH backs away with a disgusted look on his face. They lock up again, and this time HBH gets in a headlock. He immediately removes it when Rico grabs his butt. Rico then prances around the ring. Clearly frustrated, HBH tags in Gasoline. They lock up. Gas takes charge with a knee to the mid-section. He then pounds on the back of Rico. After a whip to the ropes, Gas gets in an elbow. He then pushes Rico into the turnbuckle and proceeds to give him a series of elbows and knees. He whips him into the opposing turnbuckle. He charges at him, but Rico counters with a kick to the gut. Rico then performs a tornado DDT from the turnbuckle. He then tags in Charlie Haas. Haas immediately goes to work on Gas. He whips him to the ropes, then gives him a hop toss. Next he does a series of arm drags, and finishes with a dropkick. He goes for the cover, but gets a two count. He gets Gas in an armbar. He then goes for a whip, but Gas counters. HBH knees Haas in the back, allowing Gas to get in a big boot. He then drags Haas into the corner and tags in HBH. HBH stomps a mudhole in Haas. He gives him a scoop slam and follows through with a knee drop. He covers him and gets a 2 count. HBH then performs a delayed vertical suplex. He then does a snapmare followed by a kick to the back. After that came a dragon sleeper. Haas appeared to fade away, but then came back and punched his way out of it. He continued with a series of rights. He went for the ropes, but was met with HBH's spinning heel kick. HBH followed that up with a standing moonsault. HBH then tags in Rosa, who immediately slaps Haas. At this Miss Jackie yells for a tag. Haas obliges, and Jackie goes straight for Rosa. Jackie tackles her continuously bangs her head into the ground. Rosa then bangs Jackie's head into the ground before Jackie takes over. Jackie scoop slams Rosa and follows up with a leg drop. She covers her, but Gas breaks up the count. Rico then attacks Gas, but Gas quickly overpowers him and sends him to the outside. Haas then enters the ring and clotheslines Gas over the top rope. Jackie gets up and gives Rosa a DDT. While the ref is preoccupied with the outside action, HBH gets in the ring and gives Jackie some Sweet Chin Muzak. He then lays Rosa onto Jackie and gets out of the ring. The ref then turns around and counts 1, 2, 3.
RA: Here are your winners, Gasoline, Rosa, and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa are seen celebrating on the stage as the show goes to a commercial*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 26, 2005 10:56:59 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is backstage in front of an EWT logo.*
Greetings, my friends. It seems people have taken a liking to our little organization here. For the year we been in business, we were ignored by all except our loyal followers. But now...now...wrestlers are coming out of the woodwork to be in EWT because, frankly, they think they belong in my new building.
Well, you know what? PROVE IT TO ME!!! I'm sick & tired of all these people, coming in, thinking they deserve to be in EWT. Taking up valuable airtime of my superstars who have worked hard. Buying commercial time because I won't allow them on my tv time, saying they will come here.
Now, we have a fella named mailstorm or something like that. You know what, I seen his work. And I must say, I am impressed. He can have an EWT contract if he likes....only after he joins dorf in the Kiss My Ring Club. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
And there's this other fella, trying to get in. Paulina Poop or something like that. Ya know what fella? 2004 called & Da Crapper wants his gimmic back. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NO PILES OF FECES WILL BE ALLOWED IN MY RING, AGAIN!!! Just like Da Crapper's not around anymore, neither are you. Get a new gimmic, kid...because this one is going down the toilet.
Now, this fella....Lemon or what not. What exactly do you want, fella? You want to impress me? Then let me see your work, fella. Get yer ass in the ring & do something, & do it GOOD!!! Understood?
And anybody else who wants into Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation...I seen the applications. I seen the biographies of those who wish to come in & work here. PROVE TO ME THAT YOU WANT IT!!! This isn't a backyard & you gotta do more then a backyard to impress me. And this sure isn't the WWF.
You want in? Impress me children. Impress me.
Then, & when I decide you can come in, you can all KISS MY RING!!!
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 26, 2005 13:08:42 GMT -5
It's all about the pentiums, baby...
The crowd turns it's attention to the entrance way, and the Nyrds, Joel and Mike, hip n' hop their way out, trying to look as cool as possible. The crowd sends a cheer their way, though you can't tell if it's either a sympathy cheer, or a "we like you" cheer. The Nyrds are accompanied by Unorigino and his Sexy Translator. They only stare at their Nyrd friends. Hippin' along. Glad handing the fans.
ST: They're kinda nerdy.
Unorigino: Sí, pero ellos son nuestros nerds.
Soon, they reach the ring, and the Nyrds begin to nerd dance. Their music stops and is replaced by the Bushwacker music. Luke and Butch Bushwack step their way down the ramp and into the ring. Unorigino takes the mic (!)
Unorigino: ¡Las señoras y los caballeros, este fósforo programar para una caída! ¡Introduciendo primero, en un peso combinado de 318 libras, granizando del punto Wisconsin de Steven y de la nube del St., Minnesota respectivamente, son el Nyrds! ¡E introduciendo en segundo lugar, de Australia, pesando adentro en 445 libras, el Bushwackers!
The ref tells the two teams to go at it. Joel begins with Butch. The two lock up, and Butch puts Joel in a hammerlock. Joel flips and rolls his way out of it, and grabs Butch's other arm. Joel slides between his legs, and pulls up, making Butch fall on his back. Joel hops down and hooks Butch's legs with his own, ending in a pinning predicament. Only a two count. Joel scissors Butch with his legs, pinning him, and only gets a two count. Butch grabs Joel's leg and puts it in a lock, but Joel puts his other leg over Butch's head, and pulls him down with a headscissors, and Joel hooks the leg. Again only a two count.
JR: Bah Gawd, Joel is chain wrestling with Butch! Heinous!
Keeng: Puppies, JR!
That one guy: DANNGEROUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!
David Crockett: Look at them, Tony! Look at it! Just look at it! Why aren't you looking at it!?
Butch rolls away from Joel and tags in Luke. Joel tags in Mike. Mike springboards into the ring and hits a flying forearm to Luke. Mike rolls to his feet and hits a standing moonsault to Luke. Mike goes for a pin, and only gets a two count. Mike pulls Luke up and sends him to the ropes. Mike hits a leg lariat, and Luke goes down, Mike landing on top of him. Mike only gets a two count. Luke gets up and punches Mike a couple of times in the head. Luke whips Mike to his corner, and Luke tags in Butch, and the two go to town on Mike. Joel runs over to them, and dropkicks Luke, sending him out of the ring. Joel sets Butch on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up to the top, preparing for a superplex. Mike gets under him, and Joel sits on his shoulders. Mike lifts, and both he and Joel hit a high angle superplex. Joel rolls over onto Butch, pinning him, only to again get a two count.
Luke slides into the ring, and begins stomping on Joel and Mike. He helps up Butch, and they both put the boots to the Nyrds. Sexy Translator steps onto the apron in front of them;
Sexy Translator: Hi, I’m a distraction.
While Luke and Butch are distracted, El Unorigino gets onto the apron behind them. He jumps up and springboards into the ring, as Sexy Translator points for Butch and Luke to look behind them. El Unorigino lands on both of them in a flying cross body. El Unorigino gets up and wakes up Mike. Mike stands up, and goes after Luke. Mike sets up Luke for the powerbomb, and Joel grabs Luke’s neck. They hit the Revenge of the Nyrds, and Mike covers Luke for a three count. Sexy Translator comes in, as well as Unorigino, and begin to celebrate with the Nyrds as their music plays. The Nyrds begin to breakdance, and Unorigino and Sexy Translator stop celebrating. Now they look a little confused, a little sympathetic, and maybe even a little worried. The Nyrds dance the show into commercial.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 26, 2005 13:17:13 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks out on the stage after commercial as the Nyrds celebrate. Bischoff grabs the microphone.*
Nyrds, I've had my eye on you scrawny little geeks. And I realized something...giving you a match against a feeble minded tag team such as the Bushwackers...BIG MISTAKE!!!
So, I have decided to give you guys another tag team challenge & I want that match right now. Nyrds, meet your next opponents.
*Suddenly, the music blares over the speakers & the crowd has a shocked look on their face as they hear:*
WWWHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA, WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!
*Black Sabbath's classic Iron Man blazes over the system as the Road Warriors & Paul Ellering make their way to the ring. Joel & Mike get a scared look on their face as the L.O.D. slide into the ring. Animal & Hawk attack both men & start pounding on their back as we cut to commercial.*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 26, 2005 13:58:19 GMT -5
As we return from commercial, Unorigino is already knocked out on the outside, and Joel is tired in his corner, as Mike takes on Hawk.
Mike Tenay: Welcome back. During the commercial, Unorigino tried to help out the Nyrds, but was thrown outside and had good distance. I rate Animal's toss a 9. Three minutes of action took place, as Hawk and Animal dominated, and now I guess they're in their corners now I guess.
Don West: That all happened in the commercial?
Mike Tenay: I guess so.
Mike (the Nyrd) is getting pummeled by Hawk. Hawk backs up into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, and Mike jumps up and hits a Pele Kick. Hawk stumbles, but doesn't go down, and Mike scrambles to Joel. Joel and Mike run at Hawk, who clotheslines them both to the ground. Hawk picks Joel up and tosses him into his corner, and tags in Animal. Animal sets Joel on his shoulders, and Hawk climbs to the top. Hawk and Animal signal the imminent, and just as Hawk takes flight, Joel rolls down in some sort of reverse sunset flip, ending up in a pinning predicament, and Hawk misses his mark, landing hard on the mat. Joel only gets a two count, Animal gets up, and he's mad. Animal sends Joel down with a HARD left. Joel stays down, and Animal stomps on him as hard as he can. As for Mike, Hawk has him in a corner, and seems to be trying to cave in Mike's chest with some extremely hard chops. Mike's shirt actually begins to rip. Hawk rips it off completely, and lays a nice hard chop across Mike's chest. Animal has Joel in the other corner. Animal calls over to Hawk, and they set up to whip Joel and Mike into eachother. Joel and Mike, through miracle or otherwise, reverse the whips, and Animal and Hawk slam into eachother.
Animal falls, and Hawk stays in the air, out on his feet. Mike runs over to behind Hawk, and Joel stands in front. Joel leaps up and leg lariats Hawk as Mike sweeps Hawk's legs. Joel covers Hawk, and gets a two count. Animal and Hawk stand, as Joel and Mike cower. Sexy Translator, not knowing what to do, runs to the back. Animal and Hawk slowly advance on the poor Nyrds, and just as they are about to go on the attack...
Here comes the Axe, and here comes the Smasher
Demolition runs out as Sexy Translator follows. Demolition hit the ring, and promptly...get their asses handed to them. Sexy Translator looks confused and angry and worried and devastated all at the same time. Animal and Hawk turn their attentions back to the Nyrds, and see a Joel coming off the top rope, trying to cross body them both. They catch Joel. Mike comes off the top, and topples them all to the mat. Joel crawls away from the mess, and makes his way to the corner. Neither Animal or Hawk or Mike are up yet. Joel hops to the second rope, and bounces to the top rope, hitting a Mariosault, landing on top of Animal, Hawk, and Mike. The ref counts to three, Joel gets up, and pulls Mike out of the ring. Sexy Translator helps Unorigino up, and they get the hell out of the arena.
Commercial for Robzone comes on...
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 26, 2005 14:14:15 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff watches on the monitor in his office.*
Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrds!!!!!!
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
Posts: 3,062
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Post by Limey on May 26, 2005 14:44:08 GMT -5
*The arena dims, and suddenly Gary Numan's "RIP" starts playing. Limey comes out with his ring attire, and throws his bowler at the Fink, who gets the hell out of the ring. Limey takes the mic.
"You think I'm afraid of anyone on this roster? Well I don't care if you're a Maelstrom, a Nyrd an Obi or a Dorf. I'm here to get to the top, and anyone wants to stand in my way? Be my guest. Come on down, and I'll show you true pain. Because when life gives you limes, you're going to choke!"
He throws down the mic. David Young comes down to the ring, and slides in, and the match is officially underway.
Limey sneers at Young, and points to his own face, prompting Young to hit him. Limey does not sell, and hits a thunderous spinning lariat on Young. He picks Young up, and tosses him to the ropes. Young ducks a clothesline, and hits a crossbody, but is caught, and thrown backwards in a fallaway slam. Youg gets up, and walks into an STO. Limey picks him up, and lifts him into a suplex, spins several times, then drops him on his head. TWIST O' LIME! Limey then applies the Lime Disease hold, and Young taps.
WINNER: Limey.
Post-Match, Limey still has the hold, and the referee counts to two before Limey snaps off. He grabs his bowler, and solemnly walks to the back.
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Post by viscera on May 26, 2005 15:13:22 GMT -5
* Paul Poo's theme hits and he walks out to the ring again... looking a bit upset. Seem he has heard Toomi Bishchoffs comments earlier. He slowly climbs into the ring.
P.P: Well... it looks like sombody wants me to prove myself in the ring... because they think I'm just... full of crap. Well... Mr... Toomi. Allow me to show you what I can do in the ring.
* A-Train's theme sounds off and he starts charging down to the ring... apparently he accepted the challenge earlier. He quickly climbs into the ring as the bell rings. *
* The match begins with a quick clotheline by A Train, knocking Down Paul. He quickly begins stomping at his chest... then turning around, taunting the crowd.
Paul Poo slowly gets off the amt and goes for a Mongolian Chop while A-Train isn't looking, making a direct hit. He quickly lifts the hoss into the air for a stalling suples... the floater.
A-Train tries to escape but can't seem to get out of Paul's grip. He comes down hard on the other side... Paul capitalizing and hitting an elbow drop on the fallen A-Train
The hoss slwoly gets up, kicking Paul in the gut... then lfiting him up for the Derailer... but Paul amanges to drop behind him, clubbing him on the back of the head and whipping him into the turnbuckle. A Train's head bounces off and he turns around as Paul goes for a sidewalk slam... thewn going for a cover... 1...2...
A kick out. Paul goes for another cover 1...2.... another kick out. Angrily, Paul starts to twitch... as he walks out to the ring and pulls out a large black garbage bag from underneath the ring... a few brown stains on it.
A-Train gets back up... unaware of what has happened and walks outside of the ring... quickly whipping Paul into the steel steps... he walks up to Paul.
Paul slowly gets up, a bit dazed. A-Train quickly throws him back into the ring and follows. He signals for the Baldo Bomb...
Paul Poo gets off the canvas and is picked up... slammed down. A-Train goes for the roll up cover... 1...2.... suddenly he lets go, as if he smells something foul. He topples voer as Paul Poo stands up, lifting A-Train off the canvas... slowly spinning around still holding his opponent... coming down hard with " Craptitude " He quickly goes for the cover. 1.....2......3!
Announcer: Here is your winner... Paul Poo!
* P.P walks back otu to the ring, lifting up the alrge black bag and then dumping the contents all over his opponent... a massive mound of crap. He smiles... waving to the crowd... most of which is throwing up... quickly exitting the ring as the janitor runs out... *
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Post by Bobafett on May 26, 2005 15:17:58 GMT -5
(Fett comes out and enters the ring.takes one look at doink and pulls out a gun..shooting* him 8 times then stands on the blood** soaked corpse*** 1..2..3..Fett wins Fet grabs the mic)
Fett: A-Bomb..this shows you I will do ANYTHING to win..ANYTHING..
(fett walks away as we fade to black)
* Fett shot blanks ** Not real blood merely blood capsules *** he ain't realy dead
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Post by obi on May 26, 2005 15:19:52 GMT -5
*come back from commercial break, obi is sat on a chair, sara holding his ring jacket*
Obi: toomi, you want me to prove myself?
I AM A FORMER EWT STABLE CHAMPION!
I AM THE MAN WHO DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU TOOMI!
You ask me to prove myself? i dont give a damn if you look at me or not, you are nothing to me and sara. We, we are here for business.
Sara: but dont worry, we like to mix business with pleasure...
Obi: thats right toomi, pleasure and business, hand in hand. You need the miracle on your roster. You need me Toomi, i am the best promo cutter in the whole of EWT. i draw better than michaelangelo. i sell merchandise better than emo phillips at a losers convention. I can make a match last longer than Dorf can last in bed...undressing time included!
You see toomi, you want a dose of the miracle? you got it.Send him out!
*Zach gowen limps out. He takes his leg off to amazing applause. Obi grabs him and hits him with a ki krusher 99, and follows up with getting sara on his shoulders and her doing a shooting star onto gowen. Obi picks up the leg and beats gowen with it.*
Sara: Obi is here for gold, for glory, and to kick everyones asses! and if you wanna know why they call him the miracle? Cos one night with him is enough to cure the blind!
*they kiss and walk off backstage*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 26, 2005 16:12:19 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is sitting in his office, watching the Nyrds match over & over again. Bischoff turns towards the shadows, where a figure is standing.*
These Nyrds are causing trouble. I am sick & tired of them. That is why I asked you to come in to EWT. I have seen your work. I am impressed with your work.
And now, Ogre, I need you to take care of some Nyrds for me.
Ogre: Ok Rog.
TB: Um, it's Toomi, not Rog.
Ogre: Got ya Rog. What do you want me to do to these Nyrds?
TB: trust me Ogre. When the time comes, you'll know what to do. You'll know.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 26, 2005 16:35:49 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is walking backstage with Ogre as he passes obi's locker room. Toomi decides to walk in*
obi, obi, obi...I couldn't help but overhear your comments. Are you unhappy here? Do you not like how things are?
You can very easily be replaced. Think about it. Look at all these damn jamokes who want to come into EWT. Do you see them all? And I have yet to sign them to contracts.
Now obi, SHUT YOUR F***ING FACE ABOUT BEING A DAMN MIRACLE!!! YOU WANT A MIRACLE? IT'S A MIRACLE YOU STILL HAVE A JOB.
Now, get your ass to the ring. You've got a match against the 8th Wonder of the World...Andre the Giant.
Ogre: Huh huh huh...good one Rog.
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Post by obi on May 26, 2005 16:42:22 GMT -5
*obi storms out of the backstage area and see' andre*
Obi: you call yourself the 8th wonder of the world? its a wonder your still here - i think i saw an all you can eat two minutes away *crowd boos*. Toomi, you think its a miracle i have my job? im the most charismatic...energetic...marketable...and sexxxxiest wrestler on your roster. Dont believe me? watch this!
*obi runs down to the ring, and dodges an andre clothesline, bounces of the ropes, and hits with three consecutive shoulder blocks, sending the big man into the ropes. Andre bounces back and grabs obi by the head, and headbutts him. obi stumbles back into the corner, and 'dre delivers some knife edge chops. Obi ducks the last one and hits 'dre with a knee to the gut, and then hits a tornado DDT. andre stumbles up, and obi attempts a tiltawhirl facecrusher. Failing this, he whistles, and sara flashes the ref. With the ref distracted, Obi hits a low blow on the big man, followed by a springboard rocker dropper onto a chair for three. The dynamic duo walk out as they are showered with crap from the fans*
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 26, 2005 16:44:39 GMT -5
Shark Boy makes his way to the ring, to a light crowd reaction. David Adams follows, with a mixed-reaction, but the applause out shadows the boo's.
Adams stands on the second turnbuckle showing off the Ox Division Championship to the crowd. While still posing, Shark Boy see's an opening, and runs over and 'bites' Adams right on the arse. the match starts. With an early advantage, Sharky kicks Adams' left leg twice then Adams falls to his back. On his back, Shark goes up to the second rope, and delivers a leg drop on Adams' chest, pins and gets a 2 count. Sharky pulls Adams up, and tosses him against the ropes and hits him with a dropkick, but on his (Shark) way down, he seemed to have landed on his right arm wrong, and that was the opening David was looking for. Getting up from the dropkick, Adams' puts on a hammerlock on the Sharky's right arm. After nearly 2 minutes, he releases the hold, and while Shark is on the mat holding his arm, David justs kicks away at it. With the ref now telling Adams to back away, he checks on Sharky, and Shark says he wants to continue. Getting the sign to continue, Adams throws Shark into the top right turnbuckle, and does the chops that made his father famous. With the crowd into it and chanting 'd'hoo' with every chop, David smiles and keeps going at it. Done with the chops, Shark stays in the corner, and David runs to the other side to deliver a 'Stinger's Splash, and misses, Shark rolls him up, and again only a 2 count. No-selling and getting straight up, Adams kicks as hard as possible Sharks injured arm. Shark went straight down. Adams then called for the mic while he was down. Got it and walked over to Shark to insult him. "Look at you, a few moves in, and injured yourself. Sad. Look at me, I'm kicing the living hell out of an injured cartoon caracter, this isn't what a champion ought to be doing. It's tiem to finish this." Throws down the mic and tosses Shark into the ropes and exicutes a perfect spine buster. Kicks his injured arm once again, and leaps onto top rope with ease, and hits perfectly a frog splash, and for the 1-2-3. After getting his arm raised and his belt, he yells "Get this trash out of my ring" and kicks Shark Boy out of the ring with his foot. The fans still seem to be cheering for Adams, for no real reason as he walks up the ramp, advoiding contact with the crowd.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 26, 2005 16:46:29 GMT -5
Marcel Adams is backstage in his locker room minutes after his match with Shark Boy, when Hoss Matthews comes in.
Hoss: David Adams, you almost lost to Shark Boy, any plans on giving him a rematch?
Adams: First of all, it's MR. Adams to you. And a rematch to Sharky? I don't think so. Did you see how he landed on his leg? He'll probably be out of action for at lease a month, so, no...no rematch for him.
Hoss: So, being the Ox Division Champion, you have defend the belt. So, any clue who you will be facing next? Do you care who it is?
Adams: Well, Hoss, about my next opponent, I don't care who it is. I couls pick it, Toom could, Hell, they could pick them selfs, but the fact of the matter remains, I don't care who they are, I will compete with them and I WILL beat them.
Hoss: So, when the.....
Adams: Shut-up..I gotta go.
Adams leaves the room immediately.
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
Posts: 236
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Post by Maelstrom on May 26, 2005 19:10:35 GMT -5
*Maelstrom enters Toomi Bishoffs office . . . *
Toomi Bishoff: Ah Maelstrom here to follow in Dorf's foot steps I see .. ..
*Maelstrom cracks his knuckles . . . the lights go out and a blue fog covers the office*
TB: er . .
*we are in a dark room . . . with the only light coming from a large fish tank filled with water. .. but no fish are in it*
*Maelstrom walks into view behind the fish tank . . . shadows not entirely showing his face . . .*
Maelstrom: So I have a contract . . . if I kiss the ring . . . the Toomi Bishoff Ring . . . Much alike we are, both wanting control of those in weaker positions both willing to do whatever it takes to get there . . . stirring up the water if things get out of our grasp . . .
*Maelstrom pours some blue dye into the water . . . the dye begins to move around in the tank*
M: The current flows in many forms . . . my fate for the moment is out of my hands . . . so . . . I will kiss your ring . . .
*Maelstrom crosses to the other side of the tank swiftly where Bishoff is sitting looking through the tank. . . a spotlight centres on the ring . . . Maelstrom kisses the Ring . . . he returns to his side of the tank*
M:This is the start of a new age . . . . the age of the Maelstrom . . .
*begins to stir the water visciously . . . adding other dye's . . . its colour is almost hypnotic . .*
M: Mark my words . . . . the Tide Will Turn! and All Will Fall!
TB: . . oh . .
*as the word fall is uttered . . . Maelstrom smashes the tank . . . water splashes everywhere . . . drenching the room & Toomi Bishoff . . . more fog rises . . . *
(the maniacal laughter of Maelstrom echoes throughout)
*We are back in Toomi Bishoff's office . . . his appearence seems to be as if nothing had happened . . Bishoff turns around to his Desk*
TB: Oh my . .
*A large Full Fish Tank is sitting on his desk . . . blue dye is still swirling in its murky water*
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Post by heidendorf on May 26, 2005 20:00:09 GMT -5
*Maria interviews Snitsky* Maria: SNITSKY! How are you gonna beat Heiden-Dorf for the EWT 24/7 title? *giggles* Snitsky: Well, it's gonna be like an abortion Maria. Do you know what an abortion is....Maria? Maria: *smiles, yet speechless* Snitsky: Yeah....When I win the title, if Heiden-Dorf gets hurt...I have one thing to say...IT WASN'T...MY FAULT! *Heiden-Dorf spears Snitsky out of nowhere and a ref was just standing there (lucky, huh?). Maria is freaked out obviously on how close she is to Heiden-Dorf's spear, that she wetted herself from her panties! Heiden-Dorf then picks up Snitsky to connect with the inverted powerbomb onto a wood table next to Maria. Heiden-Dorf gets the 3 count on the concrete floor where Maria's leak occured* Winner: by pinfall, Heiden-Dorf!*Mia then appears* Mia: OH, HEIDI!*Mia kisses Heiden-Dorf for his victory*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 27, 2005 1:06:22 GMT -5
*SHOCKWAVE Spaz's theme hits & he comes to the ring.*
S: Toomi you seem busy with all these new guys coming to the EWT, but the issue the fans & all the established guys out back want answered is who is the No1. contender for the EWT Heavyweight title? I know everyone here in this arena knows that I deserve to be No1. contender.
*Mixed crowd reaction.*
S: Make a decision Toomi, you don't want your champion A-Bomb to become one of those champs that never defends his title do you? Make me the No1. Contender, you know it's the right decision coz Spaz = Ratings.
*Spaz's theme hits & he leaves the ring.*
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El Unorigino
AC Slater
iTotally NOT an alt!
RIP, Huracan Ramirez
Posts: 144
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Post by El Unorigino on May 27, 2005 1:57:06 GMT -5
*Unorigino walks into Obi's locker room. The sexy Translator follows him in.
Unorigino: Hola, Generic Cocky Heel Number 374.
Translator: Unorigino says hello, Generic Cocky-
Obi: I heard him! What d'ya want, Unorigino.
Unorigino: (broken English) I just...wanted to say something, homes...I heard your..."shoot" promo, where you said...you got bored of me...and wanted you to know...that there are no hard feelings...on my end, essa.
Obi: Yeah, like I give a rat's-
Unorigino: After all...it must be so boring...trying to get over...while hanging out with someone who already has better moves than you...gets louder chants than you...and has better catchphrases...than you.
Obi: You dirty son of a b-
Unorigino: As I said, homes...no hard feelings on my end...I'll even let it go...that you stereotyped me as "dirty"...but I'll see you around...pal.
*Unorigino extends a hand to Obi. Obi looks about ready to beat the tar out of Unorigino. Suddenly Obi gets a devious look in his eyes, like he's planning on befriending Unorigino in order to double-cross him later on. Obi goes to shake Unorigino's hand.
Unorigino: iOLE!
*Unorigino denies the handshake and runs off. Sexy Translator looks at Obi's valet.
Sexy Translator: Those shoes don't match that dress.
*Sexy Translator turns and walks out. End scene.
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Post by ppv14 on May 27, 2005 6:20:46 GMT -5
*when EWT goes to commercial it is interupted by static and the hand that feeds by nine inch nails and a message comes up saying* THE FOLLOWING IS A PPV PRODUCTION!
*What you see is ppv sitting in a hospital bed still injured or shall we say milking his injuries*
ppv-Hello America. Bet You forgot about me didnt you? Well PPV didn't forget...no I didn't forget about what happended. It would seem that Toomi and Heiden-Dorf did though. Don't worry Fans of mine ppv is almost healed up and when he is Heiden-Dorf will be the first to pay! *ppv slicks back his sparkly white hair* Because *Thumbs* P.P.V Will make it so...
*static*
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