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Post by THE Dinobot on May 29, 2005 10:42:59 GMT -5
David Adams is backstage, wondering about, when he gets interviewed for no real reason what-so-ever.
Maria: David...you're a wrestler.
David: Yes....yes, I am, Maria. And one of the best in the world too. Undefeated at that, who else here can say that?
Maria: Umm............umm..........
David: Don't hurt yourself thinking about it, toots. The answer is simple - no one.
Maria: Answers are like the fun part to a question.
David: Okay?
Maria: Because then you know the answer.....you know, the fun part?
David: Sure, whatever you say. I can tell you chose looks over brains, right?
Maria: I don't know what that means, but words are fun.....i love words, oh, so much do I love 'em.
David: Okaaay....was this interview going anwhere?
Maria: Yes! ..........
David: ....................
Maria: When you beated Fish Man you havn't hada match since. Who will be your next fighting guy man be?
David: Fish Man....his name was Shark Boy, not quite a 'man' yet. And, I guess their was a question in there somewhere, my next 'fighting guy man' will be whomever wants to step-up only to get knocked-down. But, it wont be today, for I have the day off.
*David pats Maria on the head.*
David: Go read a book, and learn to put words together.
David walks away.
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Post by viscera on May 29, 2005 13:02:44 GMT -5
Paul Poo can be seen in the bathroom, watchign a bunch of wrestlers walk in and out of the stalls. Suddenly, some interviewer fro the EWT walks in.
Some guy: Mr Poo... already you have won your first match and now you have an oppurtunity to become the Tri-state champion by beating Heidendorf. What are your thoughts?
Paul Poo turns around
P.P: Quiet! Can't you see... I'm trying to watch them poo and pee? It gives me great joy... to witness the urination of a grown up boy
Some guy: Are you serious?
P.P: Quiet you... let me caper... or I'll smack you with... a roll of toilet paper! Heidendorf... he's very dumb... he knows nothing about the power of my bum... come next week... I will have the belt... because it's just a feeling... I've felt.
Paul Poo walks into an occupied stall, hearing a girl screeam. Paul is actually in the Women's... Restroom...
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on May 29, 2005 14:46:22 GMT -5
*Backstage, in the hallway. Limey is sitting on a steel chair. He is drinking from a coffee cup, and looking despondant. A janitor approaches him.*
Janitor: Hey, uh, I don't want to get on your bad side or anything, but do you think you could move?
(Limey looks up from his cup, and stares furiously at the Janitor)
Janitor: I mean, uh, it's a fire hazard, and I've got to mop over here now...and...
(Limey suddenly gets up from the chair, throwing the cup to the ground, smashing it.)
Janitor: ...But that's OK! I can mop another time! Really! Who cares about fire safety anyway? I mean, when are we going to see a fire here ton...
(Limey grabs the Janitor by the throat and lifts him up.)
Limey: DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
(He chucks the hapless Janitor against a wall, and glares at the Janitor as he writhes around in pain. Spike Dudley appears, and looks amused by this.)
Spike: Yeah! You tell him, Limey! Don't take that from anyone!
Limey: Go away.
Spike: What? I just want to tell you, good for you not doing what some punk-ass Janitor...
(Limey picks up his chair, and mercilessly smashes Spike with it. As Spike lays there unconcious, Limey nonchalently throws down the chair.)
Limey: You don't want to know me.
(Limey sadly walks off.)
Limey: No-one wants to know me...
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 30, 2005 8:48:31 GMT -5
AnnounceR: Ladies & gentlemen, Happy Memorial Day & welcome to the Maim Event. This is our opening contest, scheduled for 1 fall. Coming to the ring first, accompanied by his translator, here is El Unorigino. His opponent is from the Alpha Beta Fraternity at Adam's College. Here is Ogre.
*EU comes to the ring first with his translator & stands ready in the ring. Ogre comes to the ring, where he takes his letterman's jacket off & puts it down to the side. Ogre gets in the ring & shakes hands with the referee. He waves to EU & the translator. The bell sounds as the 2 men lock up. EU suprises Ogre & takes him off his feet with an armbar. Ogre laughs at that & gets back to his feet. EU hits a dropkick & connects, that sends Ogre into the ropes. Ogre comes off the ropes as EU hits a clothesline. Ogre gets to his feet & rubs his chin. He looks at EU very angry now.*
*EU comes towards Ogre again, but Ogre swats him away this time. Ogre grabs EU & throws him into the ropes & as he bounces off, Ogre grabs him in a powerslam. Ogre lifts up EU & throws him into the corner, running at the corner with a clothesline. Ogre grabs EU & lifts him up, hitting Snake Eyes in the corner. Ogre bounces off the ropes & hits a legdrop. Ogre rolls out of the ring & drags EU out of the ring with him. Ogre grabs EU & sets him up for a suplex, suplexing him onto the announce table, smashing the announce table. Ogre gets a smile as he grabs EU again. Ogre lifts up EU into a powerbomb, holding him up in the air. Ogre brings EU down onto the ringsteps, hard. EU is unconcious, as Ogre throws him into the ring. Ogre climbs into the ring & covers EU for a pin, as the referee counts 1-2-3. Ogre grabs EU & throws him outside the ring again & climbs out, grabbing EU again. Ogre sets him up for another piowerbomb & drops him down on the rings steps again. Ogre grabs his letterman's jacket & starts heading towards the back. The Nyrds come running out to check on EU as the EMT's check on him & his translator is crying. Ogre stops at the back, just realizing the Nyrds ran by him. Ogre starts heading towards the ring as security ushers him towards the back.*
Ogre: Nyrds!!! Nyrds!!!! Nyyyyyyyyyyyyyrds!!!!!
*Cut to commercial*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 30, 2005 12:09:44 GMT -5
The Nyrds are backstage with Sexy Translator and El Unorigino, as an EMT looks over Unorigino.
Mike: El, how many fingers am I holding up?
EU: Que?
Joel: OH MY GOD HIS MIND IS GONE!
Sexy Translator: No, he just doesn't understand you!
Mike: Oh. Translate, please.
ST: ¿Cuántos dedos estoy soportando?
EU: Oh! Trece'.
ST: Thirteen?
Joel: Uh...
Mike: Yikes... Can you take care of him?
EMT: He'll be fine. I think.
Joel: Oh, that's comforting.
Mike: Joel, we got to get that Ogre guy back.
Joel: Why us?
Mike: We're Unorigino's partner, man!
Joel: Oh. Right. That.
Fade to commercial...
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on May 30, 2005 21:38:45 GMT -5
*ape love struts into toomi bischoff's office holding one of the ewt tag team titles over his shoulder*
ape - oooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!! toomi, baby! what's the word on my main man, jz? i heard some uncool cat totally went hong kong phooey on that groovy dude, jz...that's a shame, dadio!
toomi - ....psychoapeguy....what's wrong with you? you've never been all here....but this ape love thing....
ape - ....toomster, daddy....you got it all wrong, man! i'm not psychoapeguy....it's me aaaaaaaaaaaape love! oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww eat turkay!!
*ape love pulls a package of turkey slices out of his pocket. the turkey has pocket lint all over it, but ape love doesn't seem to mind as he shoves it in his mouth anyway.*
toomi - ...yeah...yeah....i know......anyway, jz is......jz is....ape?
*ape love stops eating for a second and looks up with turkey all over his face*
toomi - ...you're making me sick...eat that turkey when you leave here so i don't have to watch or hear it....okay?
*ape love shoves the turkey back into his pocket*
ape - okie dokie, toomi, baby! so what about my main man, jz?
toomi - ....ape, jz is out right now. he's not all that well at the moment.
ape - .....well, then, toomster, the toom-a-rama, i'm gonna do something to cheer jz up! cool cats like him need to cheer up big time, dadio!
toomi - what are yo--?
*ape raises his title belt into the air*
ape - toomi, daddy....tomorrow....ooooooowwwwwww! ape love will defend the ewt tag team titles in a handicap match!
toomi - no! i make the matches here, ape! i like you...we've had each other's backs in the past...but i'm the boss! i'm not going to let you jeopardize jz's title reign! i want jz with some gold!
ape - toomi, baby...relax, man. i brought my groovy opponents here with me...from what they told me, dadio, they had some classic matches with psychoapeguy in the past...ooooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!
*dink and little beaver walk into the room, each one is eating a slice of turkey. toomi bischoff looks down at the two and smiles...then laughs*
toomi - okay, okay ape....you've got your match. but i swear, if you screw this up...
ape - relax, toom-e-tronic! i've got it in the bag, baby!! i'm gonna do this for jz! ooooooooooowwwwwwwww!! eat turkay!!
*the ape pulls the turkey back out and he, dink, and little beaver walk out of the room. as he's walking out, ape love meets ogre eye-to-eye. ape hands him some turkey and ogre shoves it in his face, much like ape love was doing earlier. ape starts to walk away with his two little "friends"*
ogre - thanks, rog! good turkey!
*cut to commercial*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 30, 2005 22:12:24 GMT -5
*Spaz is shown on the Toomitron.*
S: Fettster? Toomi you gave fettster a title shot over me? He is a has been, I'm young, I'm talented & I deserve this shot more than anyone on the EWT roster. If it wasn't for your ridiculous OX Gaunlet I would still have that title, I beat some of the best superstars in the EWT that night only for some green newbie to get lucky. But that is behind me now. Toomi the EWT needs me to be champion Spaz = Ratings & unlike that former nBo stooge Spaz = Workrate. The locker room knows it, the fans know it but most of all you know it Toomi, I am the man to lead this new EWT into an era on prosperity, an era of greatness. A-Bomb I have no personal issue with you it's just that you have something I want & when I get the chance I will take it from you.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on May 31, 2005 1:37:52 GMT -5
*Addy is standing in front of the EWT logo*
Spaz, you talk about how you deserve to be champ....Well there is a whole locker room full of guys that feel the same way. And the Beta Male will stomp a mudhole in each and every last one of them. So, tonight you bring your A game because the Beta Male is ready to go! Tonight you will feel the*pauses* POOOOOOOOUNNNCE'UH! Exclamation Point!
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on May 31, 2005 1:55:26 GMT -5
*Todd WhoisMikeJones? is interviewing Stevie Richards*
Todd:We haven't seen you in action for months. Why is that?
Stevie:Well the fact of the matter is....that I decided that I needed a break from wrestling to heal my battered but very beautiful body. I feel great and I am ready to get back in the ring.
Todd:Are there goals that you have set in mind since you're back?
Stevie:Yes, Todd, I do. I have been eyeing that EWT Tri State Championship for awhile and I think it would look fabulous on my gorgeous waist...don't you?
Todd:Yeah!....I mean no..I mean..I guess.
Stevie:Hey, cool it Todd. I don't need you drooling all over my new shoes....these are Steve Maddens dammit! Goodness!*walks away in a sassy manner*
Todd:You heard it folks. Stevie Richards is making a return...and I just made an ass out of myself.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Posts: 3,052
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Post by jzbadblood on May 31, 2005 12:58:43 GMT -5
*UPDATE*
Jz is recovering nicely and the doctors expect him to be out of the hospital by next week, but Jz says he'll be out even earlier.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 31, 2005 14:35:52 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship & is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first is the challenger. here is fettster. His opponent is the EWT heavyweight Champion of the World. The Beta male, Addy Bomb!!!
* Addy starts walking down the aisle when fett runs up the aisle & attacks. Both men start brawling in the aisleway. fett lands a knee to the gut of Addy & tosses him into the barricade. fett starts kicking away at Addy then runs & jumps on the barricade, leaping off with a Lionsault. fett gets to his feet & grabs Addy, dragging him towards the ring & rams his head into the ring apron. fett drags him more & heads towards the ring steps, about to ram his head in. Addy retaliates & throws fett into the ring steps instead. As fet gets to his feet, Addy runs at him & nails a Clothesline From TRL. Addy grabs fett & sets him up for a Bomb Drop on the ring steps, but fett manages to elbow his way out. fett grabs Addy & nails a belly to belly suplex off the ring steps to the ground. fett gets to his feet first & grabs Addy by the hair. Just then, fett is attacked from behind by Spaz. Spaz grabs fett & nails him with a Down Under DDT on the ring steps. Spaz then grabs Addy & throws him into the ring. Spaz slides into the ring & grabs Addy again, nailing a Three Amigos Suplex on Addy. Spaz climbs to the top rope & leaps off with a Shooting Star Press. Spaz starts hollering at the referee, as the referee obliges & counts 1-2-3. Spaz climbs out of the ring & grabs the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Spaz puts the belt over his shoulder & heads to the back as Toomi Bischoff comes out from the back. Bischoff starts yelling at Spaz, but Spaz throws a punch at Bischoff. Spaz grabs Toomi & hits a Rolling German Suplex & leaves him laying.*
*Back in the ring, fett gets to his feet slowly. He sees Addy laid out in the ring & heads in for a cover. The referee counts 1-2 as Addy gets his arm up. Addy manages to his feet as both men are weak in the ring. fett grabs Addy, but Addy reverses it into a Bomb Drop. Addy lifts up fett & throws him into the ropes & nails the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!!!! Addy goes for the cover as the referee counts 3.*
Announcer: The winner of the match & STILL EWT Heavyweight Champion, Addy Bomb.
*The referee tells Addy what happened & he leaves the ringm, chasing after Spaz. As he enters the backstage curtain area, Addy is nailed by a chair & is busted open. Addy falls, ironically landing on top of an unconcious Stevie Richards. Spaz stands above the 2, holding the EWT Championship.*
Spaz: This is mine, you hear me? Mine!!! I pinned you for the 3, & I will make this organization better.
*Spaz walks out the exit, still holding the EWT Championship. Cut to commercial.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on May 31, 2005 17:54:13 GMT -5
*Christopher Trainerman is running about backstage desperatly tring to keep his job, by finding someone to interview*
Trainer: A shocking twist with the Heavyweight Title and I have no body to get a comment from.
*Trainer runs into an Aquarium*
T: I don't remember the EWT having an Aquarium before . . . ooh what a pretty selection of fish . . . Maelstrom appears from behind another fish tank*
Maelstrom: What do you want Trainerman?
T: OH! . . . Mr. Maelstrom I . . err . . . why are you here . . ?
M: This is my new sanctuary, where I can conjure up new plans of EWT domination.
T: Right . . well did you see the recent events concerning the Heavyweight title?
M: Yeah I saw what occured . . . I saw Bishoff get taken out . . .
T: well after his recent refusal to give you a title match . . . that makes you happy . . doesn't it?
M: I don't deny that a small part of me enjoyed it . . . however although I may control the tides and swirling mystery, I do have a respect for the way a match should be decided . . and that was not respectful of the Heavyweight title's lineage. . .
T: So . .
M: So the Tide is out of place . . .
T: Meaning? . .
M: *mutters to himself (stupid know nothing journalists)* . . . he controls my paycheck dammit . . . . you think all this *points at aquariums and fish* is cheap to run . . .
T: err . .
M: You think my top of the range pyro and smoke is easy to produce? . . . Do You?
T: I . . um . . .
M: No of course it isn't. So firstly, when Bishoff has gotten up from that right hook, at the next match board meeting, I would like a match against someone respectable . . .
T: and second?
M: If Bishoff needs some assistance . . . . and lets face it with El Unoriginio & Nyrds running amok and the anarchy of what just happened over the heavyweight title . . .. he probably does . . . then I Maelstrom would like to control the whirlpool of madness that is here in the EWT . . .
T: . . . . . . you . . lost me on that . . .
M: . . . are you that stupid Trainerman? . . . I offer my assistance to any mess that he and his Ogre need to clear up . . . ok got that you incompetent interviewer?
T: er . . . yeah . .
M: Good . . now leave me . . . the fish are disturbed by your lingering presence . . . The Tide Wll Turn !
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Post by sirendemented on May 31, 2005 19:08:12 GMT -5
~*~ Siren appears outside of the EWT official booking office ~*~
Siren: There is no way in hell I wont get a job here. I mean this place needs a REAL woman to attract REAL fans
~*~ Siren walks in and closes door ~*~
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on May 31, 2005 19:43:54 GMT -5
The door to Jz's room opens and inside the nurse is putting fresh sheets and a new pillow on his bed. Apparently Jz has been released from the hospital, where could he be?
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on May 31, 2005 21:49:20 GMT -5
*ape love, dink, and little beaver are all in the ring. the bell rings and ape love grabs the microphone.*
ape love - ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww! all you cool cats out there don't wanna see this match take place, do ya? i mean, come on, jack! we need a dancin' contest to settle this match, so hit....my...music....OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
*horrible 60's music blares throughout the arena and the three dance in the ring. ape love steps back and watches dink and little beaver dance...after a few moments of looking on, ape love shakes his head slightly and puts his hands over his ears. he looks up with a sadistic look on his face and laughs to himself. dink and little beaver spin around in their dancing. when they turn back towards ape love, ape love dives down and catches them both with a vicious clothesline. he then digs each of his hands into their eyes, applying an eye for an eye. the two midgets tap out almost instantly...but the ape doesn't let go. after about a minute in the hold, both midgets pass out and officials rush into the ring and finally force the ape to break it. after a moment, the manic look in ape love's face leaves as quickly as it arrived. he looks down at the two midgets and shows some concern. he walks over to see if they're alright, and the officials prevent it. ape love, confused, pulls out some turkey from his pocket and slowly starts to eat it as he slides out of the ring. he has a genuine look of concern on his face for the two midgets as he watches them both be stretchered out. the camera cuts to commercial.*
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Post by heidendorf on May 31, 2005 22:36:24 GMT -5
EWT Tri-State Title Match....Under a Steel Cage! Must See Maim Event!!!!
*A bunch of farts, squirts, flsuhes, and people groaning type entrance music plays*
Finkel: Coming down to the ring, the challenger...weighing in at 312 lbs., PAUL POO!
*crowd gets who the f*** are you look at Poo. Poo gets in the ring just fine even tho he smells like he deficated himself not too recent. Heiden-Dorf's music plays (lyrics are the same with Heidenreichs, but has Heiden-Dorf and many grunting noises).*
Finkel: Coming down to the ring, the EWT Tri-State Champion of this world....weighing in at 316 lbs., HEIDEN-DORF!
*crowd is starting to somewhat cheer for Heiden-Dorf as he and Mia strut down the ramp toward the ring. One fan brought a sign that read, "I love Cheese Sandwich!" The majority still boo at Heiden-Dorf. Heiden-Dorf enters the ring just fine. The ref takes Heiden-Dorf's belt off and raises it to the crowd for the tri-state championship. The steel cage lowers. After that, the ref signals the timekeeper to ring the bell and does. Match starts.*
*Heiden-Dorf and Paul are locked and with Heiden-Dorf's 4 pound weight advantage...Heiden-Dorf slowly pushes Poo to the corner. Heiden-Dorf attempts to punch Poo but he ducks underneath it and counters into the poop punch (pop punch), but the crowd didn't pop at all. Poo covers Heiden-Dorf only for a two count.*
*Poo starts to haul his ass out of the steel cage as he starts to climb it. Heiden-Dorf sees that Poo is trying to climb out of the Steel cage, but Heiden-Dorf grabs Poo when he was half-way up the steel cage. Heiden-Dorf then picks up Poo into a back body suplex and Heiden-Dorf looks ready to signal the end for Poo. Heiden-Dorf makes Poo stand up and deliever...NO IT IS COUNTERED! Poo counters into the Floater (stalling Vertical Suplex) and slams Heiden-Dorf down. Poo covers Heiden-Dorf...and Heiden-Dorf barely kicks out. Mia is outside the ring looking worried.*
*Paul Poo then goes up to the top rope to do a Diarheaa Dive (Splash from the top rope). He attempts the move perfectly, but Heiden-Dorf dives out of the way. Heiden-Dorf gets up slowly up to his feet first, before Poo could get up. Heiden-Dorf goes for Poo and Irish whips him to the ropes, using the steel cage as a weapon to hurt Poo's back. Poo doesn't go down as he limps toward Heiden-Dorf. Heiden-Dorf then delievers a Double A Spinebuster to knock out a limp Paul Poo. Mia is now happy.*
Mia: COVER HIM! COVER HIM!
*Heiden-Dorf covers* 1...
2...
*Poo kicks out. Heiden-Dorf signals the end as makes Poo stand up. Heiden-Dorf connects with his finisher...the Inverted Powerbomb! Instead of Heiden-Dorf covering...Heiden-Dorf goes straight for exit out of the door. Heiden-Dorf is about to exit when he just stares at something...and stops moving.*
Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) What is it....CHEESE SANDWICH? Me finish...with Poo, me win! (grunts) No?
*Mia goes up to Heiden-Dorf as she knows something is wrong*
Mia: What's wrong, Heidi?
*Heiden-Dorf still under his trance state ignores Mia*
Mia: HEIDI! HEIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
*Mia hits Heiden-Dorf's arm*
*Heiden-Dorf is finally out of his trance...and exits the ring to win the match.*
Winner: by exiting the steel cage door, HEIDEN-DORF!
*Mia is shaken of what just happened to Heiden-Dorf as she looks to shaken up nicely.*
Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) what...me happened?I
Mia: (relieved) You just stood there, not moving whatsover...I was worried Heidi, I truly was.
*Camera fades to flaming pink*
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DQorDie
Bubba Ho-Tep
Believe in yourself & ROCK N ROLL!!!
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Post by DQorDie on May 31, 2005 23:47:05 GMT -5
*after the match a huge block of stone is carted out & left on the side of the entrance way with a spotlight on it*
Vince McMahon: My, I wonder what this is all about?
Jesse Ventura: I don't know McMahon, but I just hope that Duggan & Ape Love don't come out & try to worship this thing
Vince McMahon: And we'll be back after this message!
*Commercial Break*
Voice Over: O.J. Simpson on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
*O.J. lounging back in a chair takes a bite out of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup*
O.J.: Mmmmm. I could kill a few more of these
*The Juice realizes what he just said with a wide eyed expression on his face as immediately it's cut back to the logo & slogan*
Voice Over: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.....Eat 'em up. Yum!
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Jun 1, 2005 2:51:37 GMT -5
Mia is pacing back and forth outside the medical office backstage, waiting for resident doctor, Ted Pecker, to come out and explain what is worng with her Heidi.........
minutes pass as she gets more impatient.........then the door opens
Mia runs to Dr. Pecker- "what's wrong with my Heidi, Doc?"
Dr. P- "well Mia, starnge thing..he seems to be just fine. His blood pressure is stable, his heart rate normal and everything is working right...."
Mia_ "then why did he blank out in the ring? we need to find out because he CAN'T keep doin that in a match"
Dr.P-" Has he been under any type of "normal stress" or had any abnormal bowel movements?"
Mia-" None that I know of..."
Dr.P- "well Mia.. I am suggesting right now that he get plenty of bed rest and withink the next 48 hours or so, he should be back to his old self again..he is sleeping now, I used a mild sedative- we use it on horses-completely safe..if anything else happens, Call me IMMEDIATELY"
MIA-"will do Doc"
Mia watches as the Dr leaves..she peeks in on her sleeping Heidi and looks at him restling like a baby, with his thumb in his mouth, curled up in a ball, holdin onto his cheese sandwich........how adora.............Mia shuts the door and with a look of utter confusion on her face, she leaves Heidi alone and decides to take a walk around backstage...............................
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jun 1, 2005 10:12:46 GMT -5
El Unorigino's Translator sits backstage, near tears. Joel and Mike walk in.
Joel: What's up?
ST: El Unorigino is out with an injury.
Screechy violin music!
Mike: Pointdexter! Play the violin elsewhere, please!
Arnold Pointdexter walks out.
Mike: When's he coming back?
ST: I don't know. I miss him already!
Sexy Translator breaks out the tears.
Joel: Yeah. I miss him too. He would so own us at Bomberman.
Mike: Yeah.
Joel: You can still manage us, right?
Her tears increase and she is now wailing.
Mike: Right?
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on Jun 1, 2005 14:04:28 GMT -5
*the camera fades into a padded room. on the wall, there are tattered pictures. you can barely tell that they are pictures of dink and little beaver. the camera zooms in and you can see blood smeared on the pictures as well. after a few moments a familiar voice is heard in the background.*
....they were just my little sacrifices...hehe....little sacrifices to use as an example....that fool ape love....he wants to be friends with everyone....hehe...i wanted to be friends with everyone....and look where it got me....hehe...ape love needs to learn....that friendship means nothing in this wonderful business of violence and blood...the agonizing screams of your opponent...the sense of power you get....when they pass out from the pain and blood loss...that's what matters...hehe....i learned this....
*psychoapeguy walks in front of the camera and points at his mangled eye.*
...i learned this the hard way, ape love....so as a friend....hehe....i'm doing you a favor...and tell your buddy, jz....hehe....that i say hi....
*ape points to his mangled eye again*
..."eye" still remember him.....
*psychoapeguy walks off camera. the camera pans to the right and zooms in on a piece of cheese laying in the corner. the cheese has a toothpick sticking out of it's top with a little sign attached to it. the sign reads "the hippy will die" the camera fades to black.*
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