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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 12, 2005 3:43:50 GMT -5
*Spaz is sitting backstage he know has stitches in his head after the contract signing.*
S: DSR, Toomi you made a huge mistake at the contract signing yesterday. You took a fued that was about a title & made it personal. You forced me to realise that this is aboput more than just the EWT Heavyweight Title. This is know about pride & honor. About me regaining mine after you took it from me. Well come Sunday, No Rest For The Wicked. I will take something of yours, the EWT Heavyweight Championship. And then I will take your pride, your honor, your dignity & I will earn your respect.
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Maelstrom
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The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Aug 12, 2005 6:03:12 GMT -5
*We are backstage in the changing rooms with Sean Mooney*
Sean Mooney: Hello Everyone, I'm Sean Mooney and I'm here with an exclusive for coliseum video owners only . . . I'm hoping to get an interview with Maelstrom . .
*Sean Mooney looks around the changing room only Limey and some of the Ragnals are about though.*
Sean Mooney: Well as you can see, lots of wrestlers are back here preparing themselves for the upcoming PPV, but we haven't found Maelstrom yet, maybe that medallion Billy 'The Virgin' Ubermark bought really is working . . .
*Sean Mooney approaches the Aquarium door . . .its unlocked . . he walks in and finds it is empty . . . apart from the fish*
Sean Mooney: . . this is disappointing . . . looks like you lucky coliseum viewers are going home empty handed this time . .
*Suddenly the lights go out in the Aquarium . . Sean Mooney screams . . and then there is silence . . a large man appears but he is unidentifiable in the dark*
Mystery Man in the Dark: The Tide Will Turn!
*Laughter echoes around the room as we cut to a commercial*
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Aug 12, 2005 18:52:13 GMT -5
*BOP is standing in the back watching a monitor*
Pza: Do oyu know how much recognition it could get us if Curly got that medallion?
Destroyer: no...
Pza: ALOT! I f Curly gets the bling... we get the attention.
Epidemik: Did you just say "bling"?
Pza: yeah... I say it all the time... bling
Destroyer: he does say it alot Epidemik
Epidemik: I've never heard him say it...
Destroyer: he just said it twice!
Epidemik: yeah, but...
Pza: BUT NOTHING! WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS CURLY NEEDS THAT MEDALION!..........bling bling
*Michael Hole walks up*
MH: Balance of Power... What response do you have for the Ragnals who claim THEY will be the stable champions?
Pza: The who?
MH: No, The Ragnals..
Pza: shutup hole... The Rags think they will be named the stable champions... OVER MY DEAD BODY! hell, they are missing one person... dont you need 4 people to be a stable? they are just a threesome right now... they claim they are a stable... if thats so, then the osmonds were a stable too... you know what, thats what im going to start calling the Rags... from now on they will be known as the Osmonds... Donnie, Marie, and...ummmm... Lionel Osmond...
Destroyer: You know what Hole... If the Osmonds think they have what it takes to take the Stable Titles from the Balance of Power... Then when they get their problem with Ape figured out... maybe they should come and try to take our titles...
Epidemik: I cant believe you said bli... OH Rag... Osmonds... you go right ahead and talk all the smack you want to... if you think we are scared... you are dead wrong... I've feuded with the Golden Spike and didnt back down once... Destroyer SINGLE HANDEDLY won the stable titles for MTWTFSS... And Pza was just in one of the greatest matches with ultimo chocula and won the Gene Rayburn Memorial Title... So you bunch of "door knockin' mormons" dont even put a fear in our heads... Now Hole... will you get the hell out of here we have a conversation to finish!
*Hole leaves promptly*
Epidemik: Now about that...
Pza: bling bling
Epidemik: grrr... as I was saying before i was so rudely...
Pza: bling bling
Epidemik: grrr.... I hate it when you're drunk
Pza: im not drunk... im just exhausted becuase i stayed up all night drinking!
Destroyer: BA-ZING!!!
Epidemik: Im going to go talk to Curly...
*Epidemik leaves the area as Pza gets woozy and sits down*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 12, 2005 19:20:53 GMT -5
*Camera fades in on Mike Ragnal with his siblings walking in to the arena.Mike is apparently taped up on his forehead.Todd Grisham catches up with them.*
TODD:Mike,you seem to be in a bad condition right now.Did you get into a backstage brawl?
MIKE:Of course not,Todd.I just came over here from the UWA Arena.And I just LOST the only title I had to hold,my UWA Hardcore title!The Russian took every minute I took to win that belt,and just messed with me!
TODD:Well,surely this won't affect your performance at the PPV on Sunday.
MIKE:Not at all,Todd.In fact,this will just get me pumped even more.Now if you'll excuse us,the EWT stars are going to throw a little pre-party before SUnday's PPV.
TODD:Linda,any last words before Sunday?
LINDA:Just stay tuned tomorrow,Todd.Our Final Storm is coming tomorrow.
*The Ragnals get into the EWT Arena,closing the door behind the cameraman and into Todd's face.Todd falls flat onto the ground.fade to black.*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 12, 2005 22:03:47 GMT -5
"Hello there folks! This here's the AmmmmmmmmmmericanDreamDuthtyRhodes! Looky here! We got us a PPV comin' up real fast and you don't want to miss it! This Sunday! Live! From the Omni in Atlanta, G.A.! No Rest For The Wicked! It gonna be hot! It gonna be crazy! It gonna be the biggest thang since Starcade 1985 when I took on that Nikita Koloff in a coal miner's glove match! Make sure you got a seat for this one! You don't believe me? Well let me run down the card for ya, baby! First up we got those two nasty ol' suns a guns, WWD and Theo Rumm. They don't like each other! Uh-uh! Not one little bit! They gonna tear each other apart! They gonna beat each other 'till the cows come home! It's a Last Man Standing match in the steel cage! Somebody gettin' hurt tonight, daddy! Then it's Curtrock and Barb Wire Harry! They gonna get it on like two gorillas in the jungle, baby! They got a special referee in this one! He better look out! He better keep his distance! If he get in the middle of these two he goin' to the hospital, you unnerstand! Hooooo-weeeeee!!! Look out! A-Bomb gonna be in there! He got to fight to get that World Champ-eeeen-chip back! But who is his opponent? I don't know! I ask Toomi about it! I say I say, "Toomi! Who gonna be A-Bomb's opponent this Sunday!" He say, "I can't tell you that, Dream." I say, "Is it Dick Murdock?" He say, "No it isn't, Dream." I say, "Is it Magnum TA?" He say, "No it isn't Dream." I say, "Is it the Midnight Rider?" He say, "No it isn't, Dream." Then I say, "Who is it, Toomi? I gots to know!" He say, "You'll just have to wait and see like everybody else, Dream." I tell ya! I can't stand it! I gots to know! If you faint of heart, you might want to look away for this one! JZ Badblood vs Mercenary! In a Buried Alive match! This one ain't for those with weak constitutions, I can tell you that! You gotta dig! You gotta dig that dirt up! You gotta throw your opponent in that hole and bury him! Bury him good! Make sure he don't ever come back up! It's spooky! It's scary! It's Buried Alive! Hold it! You ain't out of the cemetery yet! No sir! Body bag! Mike Ragnal! Psycho Ape Guy! The only way to win is to put your opponent in a body bag! It's hot in there! It's stinky! It's sweaty! You get so hot in there you eyes bug out! You breathin' hard! You can't get no air in there! You suffocate! But what's this! Joe Ragnal is the referee! You heard me! How Ape Guy gonna win this one? Tune in and find out! Oooooooooh! It gonna get real pretty about now! Mmmm-hmmmm! We got a Rumble, baby! All the ladies gonna be in the Rumble for a shot for that Girl Next Door Champ-eeeeen-chip! Sara, Stacy, Rosa, and Diva-Dorf better learn to wrestle real quick like or they in trouble! Those other ladies ain't playin' around! Uh-uh! Trish, she a Canadian spit fire! Linda Ragnal! She just as bad as her two brothers! She can beatcha good! Miss Redneck Woman from Texas! They mean down there! They like to fight! And that Redneck Woman, she knows how to fight! She could win it! Or maybe that high flyin' High-waiian Oceanic! She make you tap out! She make you hurt! She like to jump off that top rope! Or maybe it will be that Mistress Mia! She hardcore! She tough! She could take it all! Maybe not! But one thang's for sure! They all real pretty! Just like my sweet Sapphire! Ooh! Look out! Here come that Flex Magnificent! He big! He strong! He can throw a pick up truck clear to China, baby! Limey in trouble! He better be quick! He better be smart! He got a lot of trouble on his hands with that Flex! And look out for that Doc! He may try somethin' funny! What's this? A Triple Threat ladder match! It's for that OX Division title, Jack! In one corner, theres Dorf! He a fightin' champeen! In the other corner, there's David Adams! He the former champeen and you can bet your last slice of pig's feet pizza he want that title back! He not a happy guy since he lose that belt! But who this? Who that third guy? It's Ul-ti-mo Cho-cu-la! He never had a real belt before! He wants that belt! There gonna be high flyin'! There gonna be crashin'! There gonna be bodies goin' every which a way! Put on your seat belt for this one, daddy! Ha! Ha! I love it! I love it! Then, in the Main Event! DSR! He the champ! He no good! He fool everybody! He make everybody look dumb! But Spaz ain't no pansy! He on a winning streak a mile long! He goin' to the pay winda! We could have a new champeen! DSR gonna have to pull out all of his dirty tricks to beat that Spaz! There you have it! No Rest For The Wicked! Tell your momma! Tell your neighbors! Tell your ol' granddaddy! Tell everybody you know that the biggest PPV is comin'! You better tune it! If you miss this you gonna be sorry! You gonna kick yourself! No Rest For The Wicked! Don't miss it! EWT! AmmmmmmmericanDream! This Sunday! Be there!"
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Aug 13, 2005 2:37:58 GMT -5
*Chris Nowinski is standing in the ring taunting the crowd as they boo him. "You got the look" hits the arena. A-Bomb walks out to the fans cheers slapping hands.
A-Bomb climbs into the ring and leaps onto the turnbuckle soaking up the fans reaction. A-Bomb jumps down and points at Nowinski then lets out a laugh. The ref rings the bell and the two begin circling around the ring. Bomb and Nowinski go into a test off strength. Nowinski over powers Bomb pushing him down to the mat. Bomb powers his way back up...leaps onto the top rope and flips onto Chris shoulders first pinning him to the mat. Bomb leaps up springs off of the ropes with a cartwheel into a moonsault. Chris kicks out at 1 1/2. Bomb stalks Nowinski as he gets up...springs off of the ropes charging at Nowinski but gets a flatliner in return.
Chris climbs to the second rope and connects with a leg drop, flips A-Bomb over for a pin but only gets a 2. Nowinski grabs Bombs legs but gets rocked with a kick to the head. A-Bomb kicks Chris in the gut, then follows with a pedigree. Bomb hops onto the top rope and moonsaults off in one motion getting the win 1-2-3. A-Bomb poses for the fans before climbing out of the ring and exiting through the crowd.
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DQorDie
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Believe in yourself & ROCK N ROLL!!!
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Post by DQorDie on Aug 13, 2005 4:31:30 GMT -5
We are back as the cameras are now focused on the audience as we now hear the voices of both Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome everybody as we are less than 24 hours away from EWT's "No Rest For The Wicked" only on Post-Per-View. Right now we have a very special interview from Sean Mooney who is now inside the ring. Take it away, Sean!
The camera is now on Sean Mooney who is inside the ring ready for his interview
Sean Mooney: Ladies & gentlemen we are less than a day away from EWT's Post-Per-View Extravaganza "No Rest For The Wicked"! My guest at this time has quite a tough competitor in the form of the self-proclaimed "Genetic Superman" Flex Magnificent! Here he is. LIMEY!!!!!
"RIP" by Gary Numan blasts out the PA as an unsettled Limey looks over the crowd with a none-too-pleased expression of discontent. He walks his way down the aisle & walks right over to Sean Mooney whom he grabs the mic off of.
Limey: It's been weeks since "Saved By The Bell: The College Years" & that Dr. Transvestite & his peice of meat have yet to say a DAMN word about what they've done to my Carla!!! *the crowd goes nuts for Limey* And frankly I can't wait until the f*****g PPV. I WANT AN ANSWER NOW! FLEX GET YOUR F*****G ASS OUT HERE NOW BEFORE I GO BACK THERE & IMPALE YOU ON A BARBELL POLE! GET THE F**K OUT HERE NOOOWWW!!!! * the crowd gets even louder even starting "HE CAN'T WRESTLE" chants, but still no one is showing up. Flex's music is not playing. Limey gets up on the ropes* GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW YOU P***K!!!! I DEMAND AN ANSWER NOOOW!!!!
All of a sudden the Toomi Tron begins to flicker
Now the picture is coming in clear & the image is clearly the face of Flex Magnificent
Flex Magnificent: Hullooo? Hullloooo? Is dis ting on? *taps the screen. It adjusts to show him more clearly. We now see that Flex is suited up, inside of a wrestling ring inside of a gym. Possibly his home gym* Okay.....We are on de air. Hullo out dere in Tee Vee Lund. Dis is Flex Magnificent wit ah special rustling update. It seems as dough Limey has figured out something he shouldn't have stuck his nose in. Well he is about to realize wut a mistake it really is. You see tonight rustling fans dere is a very special attraction. You are going do see a match dat is not on yo programs. *Camera is now on Limey who gives a confused look* You see tonight is a very special intergender mutch. It will be me against who some have said has been a rising talent in da EWT. Let me give you a special introduction to tonight's opponent for your magkneeficent one. Here she is....Da lovely Carla!!!
The crowd & especially Limey are in total shock as they are now treated to a vision of Carla struggling for her life as 2 of Flex's sparing partners are holding her back from running away.
Carla: GET OFF!!!! LET ME GO!!!!
FM: *Camera now focuses on Flex with Carla struggling in the background* Rustling fans. Dis will be a treat fo all. Who will win. The rising female starlet or da supreme rustling encylo.....encyko......ensisco.....WUTEVER!!!! Let de games begin! Hahaha. Hurry up introdooose us.
Dr. Delavier gets inside of the ring with a microphone as Flex loosens up by pulling on the ropes while Carla is still screaming & being held back. Meanwhile Limey is looking on in complete horror. It is clear as a bell that he is holding back an immense amount of rage as he watches the Toomitron
Dr. Delavier: This is a special attraction match with Intergender rules. The rules are simple. It is a battle of the sexes. Man vs. Woman. NO HOLDS BARRED!!! In the ring at this time competing for the males. He is the most magnificent speciman on this planet. He is undefeated, undisputed, & undeniably the most magnificent wrestler of all time. Put your hands together for FLEX MAGNIFICENT!!!!! *fans in attendence at the arena boo the hell out of Flex*
Dr. D: And his opponent hailing from the sewers of London. A dispicable wench that couldn't wrestler her self out of a paper bag. She is known for completely whoring herself into the world of professional wrestling. Her greatest achievement has been remembering to use her welfare checks as a means of supporting abortion bills. Her win-loss record could only be surpassed by the number of sexually transmitted diseases she has contracted. She is a waste of sperm & the posterchild of incest. SHE IS CARLA!!!!!! *Fans in attendence unmercifully boo Delavier for his introduction of Carla*
Dr. Delavier walks out the ring towards a table & rings the bell for the beginning of the match. Flex moves in as his sparing partners continue to hold back Carla as he lays a stiff forearm into the face of Carla as she is immediately bleeding. He continues with a knee to the abdomen as his partners let go & exit the ring. She is gagging at the stiff shots laid into her
GM: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THEE MOST NEFARIOUS DEEDS EVER PERPUTRATED!!!
Jesse "The Body" Ventura: Haha it's mind games, Monsoon. Good old fashioned MIND GAMES! Hahaha.
Flex pulls her up by the hair & rams her face into the turnbuckle pad throwing her down immediately. Flex is now in full roid rage as he rips off the turnbuckle pad like it was a sheet of paper. He puts his boot directly on the back of Carla's head & yanks one of her legs into a half crab position hyperextending the leg way beyond it's limits.
FM: HUH?! WHO IS DA RUSTLER NOW! HAHAHA!
Flex lets go by throwing Carla's limb to the ground like nothing. He then lays some stiff shots into the knee joint of Carla causing her to scream out in pain. He then goes back to the same leg & lifts her up in the air at a considerable height walking around the ring putting pressure on the leg & lifts her even higher to only drop her knee directly onto the exposed turnbuckle knob in a tree of woe fashion leaving her dangling. Carla is feeling the most pain she has ever felt in a wrestling ring at this point.
GM: This is no man, ladies & gentleman. This man is a monster & should be incarcerated for the rest of his natural life!!!
Flex slides out of the ring as Carla dangles from the top rope on one leg.
FM: GET ME A F*****G CHAIR!!!!
Delavier stands up & tosses Flex his chair. Flex toses it in the ring directly falling on Carla who gives a yelp. Flex slides in & grabs the chair now turning to the camera & says.....
FM: Limey.......You want do call me out. You want do push me ova da edge. You want do prove something. Well I have someting do prove RIGHT NOW!!!
Flex runs over to Carla & whacks her knee with the steel chair to the tune of an unmerciful amount of times. He then moves to other parts of the body smacking her as though he was trying to put out as fire. He then goes back to the knee & throws the chair aside & unhinges her from the top turnbuckle. He lifts her back up by the leg & puts the injured leg around his neck like a mink stole & runs directly into the exposed turnbuckle repeatedly. Limey can't hold his rage inside as he is now brough to tears inside the ring. Flex tosses her aside & poses for the camera as if nothing is wrong. He then lifts her up for a Stacked Super Slam but picking her up in the reverse position & then tosses her outside the ring through the table located outside the ring.
The camera is in focus on a lifeless Carla shown laying unconscious through the table with an obvious broken leg. Flex calls out to Delavier.
FM: Hey my herr good doktor. I don't want do win by countout. GET HER BACK IN DA RING!!!
Delavier being very loyal to his creation picks her back up & tosses her back in the ring. Flex really playing the part of a d**k now leans her up against the turnbuckles & tries to throw her for an Irish Whip but Carla being unconscious falls directly on her face. Flex slowly falls to one knee & slow locks in the Flex Capacitor. As soon as he locks it he throws her around viciously around on the mat. Delavier plays dumb & looks around except in the ring. He then acts as if he just saw what was going on & calls for the bell. He now grabs the mic
Dr. D: The winner of this match....as if you didn't know....The one.....the only.....FLEX MAGNIFICENT!!!!!
Flex parades around the ring flexing off & putting one foot over Carla as if he just climbed the Himalayas acting extremely cocky. Limey is now completely livid & knocks down Sean Mooney yelling, "HE BROKE HER LEG! HE BROKE HER LEG!!!!
Limey jumps out of the ring & charges for the backstage. The cameras immediately follow him backstage.
GM: This is an extreme turn of events wrestling fans as Flex Magnificent has done the unspeakable! Limey is livid & he's out for revenge!
JV: Limey is on the highway to hell, Monsoon. He called out Flex. He called him every name in the book. He ridiculed the man & drove him to tears on LIVE television. Limey has been asking for this all along & HE FINALLY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!
GM: You've gotta be kidding me, Jess. This man has hospitalized yet another fine superstar in the EWT. And not only that but he had people hold her back from defending herself when he clearly could've gotten the job done on his own. This man is nothing more than a coward & should be run out the sport of professional wrestling as well as have his citizenship on Planet Earth revoked!!!
Cameras rush as Limey jumps into his car & drives out the lot as fast as his car could take him
GM: I can't believe what we have just seen & we are about a day away from the event. This has definitely got to be killing Limey inside. I just hope he gets his revenge on the vile Flex Magnificent. We gotta go to break folks. We'll be right back!!!!
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Ragnal
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Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 13, 2005 10:33:14 GMT -5
*Cut to the top of a hilltop.A storm is going on in the background.The camera pans back to reveal the Ragnals watching the storm.After a thunder crack,the Ragnals turn toward the camera.
MIKE:Well,here we are once again.The coming of the Final Storm at NRFTW.And this one's gonna be a slobber knocker.
JOE:Not only will our brother be appearing in his third PPV match,but Linda and I will be making our PPV debuts.
LINDA:While Mike manhandles Ape into a body bag as Joe watches on and makes the calls,I will be competing to become a future challenger for the Girl Next Door title.
JOE:And any opponents,whther they're every EWT woman or an Ape named Psycho,they'll learn something.
MIKE:There will be...NO REST FOR THE WICKED!
*loud thunder cracks out*
MIKE:And THAT-
JOE:Is the Shocking-
LINDA:TRUTH!
*The Ragnals turn their backs to the camera,and the camera pans towards the storm,past the Ragnals.After one last roar of thunder,the camera fades to black*
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 13, 2005 15:27:03 GMT -5
Marc Lloyd: The next match is scheduled for one fall…
*The Barber’s music starts as he makes his way to the ring in his old school wrestling gear (None of that Disciple stuff), he’s holding a note in his hand.*
Lloyd: Making his way to the ring. Standing at an impressive 6’4” and weight in at 273 pounds… Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake!
*Beefcake gets into the ring and grabs the mic from Marc, who slides out of the ring.*
Brutus: I got this strange note earlier today.
*He points to the note*
Brutus: The envelope said not to read it until I got in the ring… so here goes. AHEM.
*Brutus reads the letter*
Beefcake,
This note serves only as a distraction while I jump you from behind.
My Regards, Theo Rumm.
PS: Turn around.
Brutus: What the hell?
*Brutus turns around only to get a springboard GORE! from Theo, who had emerged from under the ring. The bell rings*
Theo slides back out and reaches under the ring to find a trashcan that says, “Where WDD belongs!” on its side. He tries to get back in the ring but the ref wont let him, Rumm starts arguing with the referee until Beefcake comes out of the ring and lariats both Rumm and the Ref (who got it by accident). The ref is now out as Rumm gets picked up by Beefcake and gets scoop slammed into the floor. Theo gets picked up again but this time fights back and lands a shot with his right hand, then a boot, then his right, then a sweet sidekick to Beefcake’s chest. Beefcake is now down as Theo picks up the Barber and whips him back into the ring. He gets his trashcan and slides into the ring as well. He sets up for a shot but notices the ref is almost back to his senses. He hits the trashcan on the turnbuckle and tosses it to Beefcake. Rumm then falls down just as the ref gets back in the ring. He looks at Theo, then the trashcan, and then he looks at the person holding the trash can (which is Brutus if you weren’t following along just now). The ref can put two and two together and calls for the bell to be rung.
*Bell rings*
Lloyd: Here is your winner, by disqualification, THEO RUMM!
*Fight for Your Right plays as the ref helps Rumm up after “getting hit by the trash can” and lifts his arm up. Brutus tries to make an actual run at him with the trashcan but Rumm sidesteps and grabs The Barber from behind for a pendulum backbreaker. Theo grabs his trashcan, gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp. Before he gets to the top of the stage, Theo points out someone and says, “I like your shirt!” He then exits while getting the dents out of his trashcan.*
*CUT TO WHATEVER’S NEXT*
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Post by invaderdave on Aug 13, 2005 19:48:17 GMT -5
A scream is heard over the PA System, and a sort of Rock song is played, and Ken Shamrock steps out from the back. Shamrock stomps his way down to the ring, sure of his victory, due to Davies' past actions. He slides in through the ropes, and waits for the sure to be imminent.
"Drunken Butterfly" begins playing, and once again, no one comes out.
The Fink: The winner of this match due to default, KEN
The beginning base line of Ozzy Osbourne's "No More Tears" fills the arena air, and when the angellic voices (yes, that's what I call them, shut up) begins singin, Dave steps out, only different. Gone are the gym pants and sneakers of old, but rather trunks! MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! And real wrestling boots! Has the world gone topsy turvy? Dave slides in under the ropes, and puts Shamrock down with a stiff right. After a few stomps, Dave reaches down and grabs Shamrock's arms and yanks. Dave puts his foot on Ken's back, and stomps down, doing a quick Curb Stomp. Dave yanks him back up, and sends him to the ropes. Shamrock comes off the ropes, slides under Dave, and dropkicks him from behind. Ken bounds up, runs to the ropes, bounces off, heads to Dave, and is clotheslined right out of his boots. Okay, one of his boots. The left one.
Dave pulls Shamrock up, and hefts him up to his shoulders, and hits the Muscle Buster. Ken's prone body rolls off Dave's shoulder, and Dave grabs his leg, and tugs Shamrock's body into an STF w/ Leg Grapevine. After a few seconds, Shamrock taps out to the pain. Dave rolls off, and the crowd pops, not sure what happened to Dave during his absence. Dave heads to the back, and we head to commercial.
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Post by DSR on Aug 13, 2005 20:48:44 GMT -5
*The Miz is standing in the ring, waiting to face the EWT World Champ. DSR's music hits, as he and Sexy Translator come out to the ring. DSR doesn't have his usual cocky demeanor, but looks pretty determined. He steps through the ring ropes and takes the microphone.
DSR: I don't have a whole lot to say, so let's make this quick. First of all, Spaz, greater men than you have tried to rob me of my dignity, and they've all failed. I'm on top, and I'm staying here. The Spaz "era" is not going to begin anytime soon. And as far as the "old guard" of the EWT is concerned, I'm not even that f***in' old. I'm in my g***amn prime. And I'm gonna prove it right now!
*The bell rings and DSR quickly chops the hell out of the chest of the Miz. Miz chops back, but DSR's chops are harder. Miz punches DSR in the face. DSR quickly hides behind the ref.
DSR: Hey ref, he's using closed fists! Disqualify him!
*The ref does nothing. DSR runs the ropes and hits a flying forearm on Miz. Miz gets to his feet, only for DSR to grab him from behind and hit a Release German Suplex! DSR gets up. The Miz picks himself up off the mat, but DSR grabs him and nails an EXPLODER SUPLEX! DSR goes and stands in the corner, stomping the mat, signaling that he's ready to nail an Emokick. The Miz gets up, DSR goes for an Emokick. The Miz ducks the kick. DSR grabs the Miz while he's still ducked and hits the TURBONEGRO DESTROYER! DSR pins, and the ref counts 1 2 3!
DSR raises his arms in victory. The ref hands DSR his belt. DSR promptly punches the ref in the face.
DSR: Closed fists are illegal, prick!
*DSR and Sexy Translator celebrate the victory, much to the dismay of the fans, who boo and throw garbage. DSR takes the mic.
DSR: Spaz, at No Rest for the Wicked, you will know what "the Best" means when I step into the ring. The era of DSR has been too long in the making for you to end it! And don't forget...I am BETTER than you.
*DSR drops the mic and leaves the ring. The fans continue to boo him. End scene.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 13, 2005 21:06:11 GMT -5
*Dorf comes down to his music and enters the ring fine with Diva-Dorf in hand to face Maven. Dorf releases Diva-Dorf's hand and immediately takes down Maven. Match begins. Dorf makes Maven stand up and perform a German Suplex to Maven. Dorf attempts to pin Maven, but got a 2 count.* *Dorf signals Maven to get up and once Maven got up, Dorf did a rear choke hold and performed the Dorf-plex. Dorf pins Maven and got the 3 count. After the match, Dorf grabs the mic.* Dorf: She doesn't have much time...get Rockin' Robin out now! *Rockin' Robin comes running down to the ring as Diva-Dorf enters the ring with a chair in hand. Diva-Dorf attempts to slam Rockin' Robin with a chair shot, but does it so weakly that it doesn't faze Rockin' Robin whatsoever. The match begins. Rockin' Robin then steals the chair and is about to hit Diva-Dorf with the chair shot. As she was about to hit Diva-Dorf, Dorf comes in prevents the chair shot. Dorf drops the chair as Diva-Dorf slaps Rockin' Robin with the Diva B**** Slap of Doom on top of that chair. Diva-Dorf covers and gets the 3 count.*
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Post by Y2Jericho on Aug 13, 2005 23:07:30 GMT -5
[WDD and Andy are backstage]
WDD: So Andy, how's your mother?
Andy: Sick. She has leprosy.
WDD: I thought they found a way to cure that?
Andy: Nope.
WDD: Ah.
[Michael Cole walks up to WDD holding a mic, while Maria walks up to Andy holding a mic]
Maria: So, Arthur,-
Andy: Andy.
Maria: Andy, sorry. So Andy, now that you have debuted-
Cole: Quiet you Jessica Simpson wannabe. I'm here to speak to WhoopDeeDoo about-
Maria: I'M a Jessica Simpson wannabe? What about you? I saw you watching an epidsode of Newlyweds while beating off!
Cole: So?!
Maria: It was while Nick was on TV!
Cole: That's not true!
WDD: Um...
Andy: Excuse me.
Maria: Quiet!
Andy and WDD: OK.
Cole: Listen Maria, you know as well as I know that you slept with the boss to get this job!
Maria: So did you!
Cole: That's not the point!
WDD: Um, girls? Or guys? Or whatever?
Cole: Not now. Listen you scum sucking bi-
Maria: At least it's only scum I suck!
Cole: Alright, quit with the gay jokes, their not true and you know it!
Maria: You're right. We should all get along, just like you do with your boyfriend.
Cole: That's it! YOU'RE GOING DOWN BIZ-ITCH!!!
[Cole chases a screaming Maria off-screen]
Maria: SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!! SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!!
Cole: I'LL GIVE YOU SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!!
WDD: Er....
Andy: Yeah...
WDD: That was really, really odd.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 13, 2005 23:28:44 GMT -5
*The Ragnals are entering the arena,their bags in hand,Joe wearing his ref shirt.*
MIKE:Alright,guys,we pumped?
LINDA:We pumped!
JOE:Are we raged?
MIKE:We raged?
LINDA:Are we electrified?
MIKE:Hey!
*Suddenly,the Ragnals spot Michael Cole chasing down Maria.*
MARIA:That's not what he said!
COLE:For the last time,Tazz and I do NOT-
MIKE:Hey!
COLE & MARIA:Uh oh.
MIKE:Mr. Cole,your name just became the Russian!
LINDA:ATTACK!
*Mike and Linda chase after COle and Maria,both screaming like little girls.Joe just shakes his head and laughs.As he enters the arena,he starts walking to the ref's lockers to get a few last minute questions in.Fade to black.*
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 14, 2005 0:39:52 GMT -5
* The scene opens in a graveyard,and digging sounds can be heard,and the camera focus on Merc who is filling in a grave under a dim light,and is sweating profusely. Merc sees the camera,and looks up,and wipes the sweat from his forehead.*
Merc: You may be wondering what I'm doing out here? Well lets just say I'm getting in some practice. For you see JZ come at No Rest For The Wicked you will be the one looking up as I shovel this dirt down on you. Matter of fact lets give the fans at home what you will see JZ when I bury you! *Merc than grabs the cameraman,and throws into the 6 foot deep hole,and the last scene is dirt being piled on top of the camera man,and his camera.*
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Posts: 3,052
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Post by jzbadblood on Aug 14, 2005 0:45:35 GMT -5
All of the sudden Jz comes from behind Merc and hits him in the back with the black, dented, and dirty steel chair he's been carrying with him. Merc falls to one knee and Jz smashes it over his head sending Merc into the grave.
Jz: Get used to it down there, because after Sunday you'll be rotting for eternity.
Jz walks away into the dark and Merc picks him self back up.
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