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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jun 3, 2005 10:36:09 GMT -5
Backstage, after their humiliation...
Sexy Translator: I TOLD you two that was going to happen.
Joel: When?
Sexy Translator: Every minute of everyday after you agreed to go on the show!
Mike: Why didn't you tell us we weren't listening?
Sexy Translator: I did.
Joel: Oh. Well...We gon' get em back!
Mike: Yeah!
Sexy Translator: What about that Ogre guy? What happened to avenging El Unorigino?
Joel: Oh yeah. Okay, we'll get back at Bret Michaels AFTER the Ogre guy!
Mike: Or at the same time!
Joel: That works too!
Sexy Translator: WILL YOU TWO STOP SHOUTING!?
Joel: Okay.
Mike: Jeez.
Joel: You don't have to shout.
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jzbadblood
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 3, 2005 12:14:59 GMT -5
The backstage doors open and Jz rushes through, although he's still limping a little bit. He knocks on Toomi's door and it creaks open, it's dark inside. Jz walks down the hallway opening doors.
Jz: Toomi? Toomi!
Jz stops in front of an EMT.
Jz: Do you know where Mr. Bischoff is?
EMT: He's having surgery done on his leg.
Jz: What?
EMT: He'll be gone for a week.
Jz: Who's the GM while he's gone?
EMT: I don't know yet.
Jz: Damn it!
Jz walks away to find out who's in charge.
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ape
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Post by ape on Jun 3, 2005 18:16:37 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy walks out to the ring wearing a paper bag that he drew a tuxedo on using crayons. he slides under the ropes, grabs the mic, and sits in the corner, rocking as he speaks.*
....ladies and gentlemen.....uncle toomi.....uncle toomi has given me a chance to make him proud....uncle toomi has allowed me to take control of the ewt in his absence...hehe...you're looking at your new gm...hehe...psychoapeguy!!
*the crowd has a mixed reaction...they're not sure what to make of the situation...*
ape - ....i will show uncle toomi....and i will show all of you people...that....that i am a guy to be cheered for!....i am, dang it! you people will want to cheer for me again by the time i'm done as gm!......you'll cheer.....you'll have to cheer....you'll just have to.....yes...you'll have to want to....have to....anyway....my first order of business as gm....ogre, come out here...
*ogre walks out, with a giant trophy in hand. the trophy is full of beer. he steps into the ring.*
ogre - yeah, rog?
ape - ogre...i'm not rog, i'm ape...uncle toomi is rog.
ogre - oh, okay ape.
ape - ...it's ape not ro--....oh...hehe....you got it...
ogre - i liked that turkey you gave me the other day ape...
ape - ....that wasn't me, ogre...that was ape love....ape love is a bad person, ogre...ape love...ape love is a nerd, ogre....
ogre - NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD?!
ape - that's right...if you see him...hehe...make him bleed, okay ogre?
ogre - I....HATE....NERDS!!
ape - ...me too, ogre....me, too...speaking of nerds....uncle toomi gave me directions to try and make a couple of nyrds here in the ewt miserable....hehe...but misery isn't fun...i don't want them to go through that...bleeding, however....bleeding isn't miserable....bleeding is a form of art....nyrds....nyrds can bleed....hehe....while i'm gm....a lot of people will bleed....this little promotion....will become a high-class form of art....hehe...and i....i will be the artist....people like artists....people....people will like me again....
*psychoapeguy goes into a trance for a moment then snaps out of it and slides out of the ring.*
ape - ogre! come with me!....we've got some work to do!
*ogre takes a gulp of beer from his trophy and exits the ring*
ogre - okay, ape!
*the two walk up the ramp and to the back, just before they are out of sight, ogre belches loudly. cut to commercial*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 3, 2005 18:25:32 GMT -5
David Adams grabs Maria's microphone while he's getting his bags and getting ready to leave.
David: You see that? I for one will NOT sit by and be under control of someone like ape, he's not sane I tell ya's. Having him run this place is like letting the inmates run the asylum. So, I'm taking my Ox Division title, and I'm leaving. And if anyone...everyone else were smart, they'd join me. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!
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Post by heidendorf on Jun 3, 2005 23:28:54 GMT -5
*Heiden-Dorf and Millie are in the lockerroom and somehow Maria interrupts them and a cameraman in the background* Maria: Heiden-Dorf! *giggles* With all the craziness that has occured of this cheese sandwich stuff, *laughs* are you okay now? Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) Maria...CHEESE SANDWICH...is gone...I have had...no problems...the whole week...since that fiasco...on Tuesday. (grunts) NOW...leave me...and Mia...ALONE! *Maria acts all scared and then Mia got into the mic* Mia: We were going to stuff, but you ruined our fun, Maria...*Heiden-Dorf starts his trance again* right, Heidi? HEIDI?! *Moxie walks by, complaing how he's still banned from competing the Ox title.* Heiden-Dorf: (grunt) CHEESE SANDWICH..ATTACK! Mia: HEIDI?! *Heiden-Dorf lunges at Moxie and starts pounding him on the concrete floor. He goes crazy by screaming* Heiden-Dorf: CHEESE SANDWICH...IS HERE! CHEESE SANDWICH IS...GOING FOR YOU..MOXIE! YER TIME...ENDS...NOW! CHEESE SANDWICH WANTS...YOU GONE! *After 6 punches Heiden-Dorf picks up Moxie and delievers an inverted powerbomb thru the table. As soon as that powerbomb occured, Heiden-Dorf's trance stopped.* Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) *calms down* what happened Mia: Oh good Heidi...your back to normal. Look what you did in your trance again, harmed little ole' Moxie. Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) I didn't want...to hurt him . Me be sorry. Me feel...fine now. Mia: Ok, let's go to a hotel...I can see that the cameras won't leave us alone. Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) hotel? Mia: yeah, Mia's got something to show ya...to calm you down Heidi. Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) Free HBO? Mia: no silly. *whispers into Heiden-Dorf's ear* Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) ohhhhhhhhhh...wes jump on...the bed Mia: Um, yeah good enough. *they both leave...as Moxie is still "knocked out"*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Jun 4, 2005 0:27:43 GMT -5
Moxie wakes up from a daze with Maria looking over him.
Maria: Moxie, are you alright?
Moxie: whatthefrag? <Moxie rubs his eyes and sees Maria>
Oh no... We didn't.... right here, in the middle of the hall?
Maria: did what?
Moxie: Good god... thank you. lets keep it on the D.L.
Maria: Okay, Hu... Mox.
Moxie: Umm, what happened? All I remember is heading to Ape's office to see if i can get a temporary reinstatement of my OX stuff.... and then that blunderhead Heiden-Dorf attacked me about some sandwich?
Maria: Yea, that kinda happened.
Moxie: and....?
Maria: And yeah.
Moxie: Thanks Doll... let me go talk to this wall over here, maybe it'll help me more.
<Moxie walks over to the Wall and asks,>
Moxie: So Wall, what really happened?
Voice: Heiden-Dorf went all crazy about some sandwich, and attacked you, and he and Mia went to the Hotel to.. "flip the circuit breaker..." if ya know what i mean...
Voice 2: hahaha! that was a good one! 5!
<The sounds of two hands missing and hitting each other in the head is heard. Moxie pulls off the lid to the nearby trash can to see Joel and Mike hiding in it.>
Moxie: Umm, thanks guys... but a trash can?
Mike: Yeah, hiding from Ogre.
Joel: he's like a pentium 5000 or something and we're a wiry old pentium 2!
Mike: ahh, memories, remember the good ole days of 486s?
<Moxie puts the lid back on...>
Moxie: For your own health, boys.... and my dignity.
Nyrds: Thanks Mox!
Moxie: Don't Mention it... Literally.
<Moxie walks toward the door, and pinches Maria on the bum. He walks to the Locker Room to ponder his next action against Heiden-Dorf.>
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Post by obi on Jun 4, 2005 6:43:20 GMT -5
*obi and ape meet backstage*
Ape: hey obi, you're looking sad, whats up buddy?
*obi is in fact playing pacman. however, he turns to the camera and raises his eyebrow*
Obi: well you see, Ape, there was these guys making fun of me called the nerds. They said i was a washed out former champion and theyd only stop teasing me if i got some gold. But, toomi would never give me a title match
Ape: i see what you're getting at, cat. Let me sort some stuff out in my office and holler back atcha later.
*ape walks away, obi smirks, until hearing the "ms pacman just got eaten" music, and breaks the system*
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Post by ape on Jun 4, 2005 8:53:18 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy is sitting in toomi bischoff's office. he has nailed pillows to the wall to make the place a little more comfortable for himself. he hears a knock.*
ape - ...umm...ogre, let the knocking person in....
ogre - okay, ape....
*ogre opens the door and obi walks into the office.*
obi - so, i hear that you came to a decision about my title match?
ape - yeah...i've decided that uncle toomi was wrong for not giving you a title match....you seem like a nice guy....i mean....i mean you jobbed to ms. pac-man earlier...hehe...you jobbed to a girl...
*the ape laughs quietly to himself and pretends his hand is ms. pac-man and move it around the table, having it eat stuff. after a few moments, ape grabs a pencil with his other hand and stabs the ms. pac-man hand, causing it to bleed onto the table. psychoapeguy then looks up at obi, who seems shaken by seeing this.*
ape - ....obi.....uncle toomi doesn't like you....hehe...he thinks you're a nerd....
ogre - NERD?!
*ogre starts to move towards obi, but the ape jumps from his seat and gets between the two.*
ape - ...ogre...please.....please get me a band-aid....my hand is bleeding pretty good right now hehe...
*ogre looks angrily over at obi then back at ape.*
ogre - ...okay....okay, ape..
*ogre leaves the room.*
ape - ....obi....you will have a title match before uncle toomi comes back....i guarantee that you will....now...please leave before ogre comes back...i have a feeling he doesn't like you....hehe....
*ape extends his bloody hand for obi to shake. obi looks at the hand and quickly walks to the door, waving bye to the ape.*
ape - ...that was kind of rude....ah well...when he get his title match....hehe....that'll be punishment enough....
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Post by ape on Jun 4, 2005 9:07:27 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy is seen in his office headbutting a file cabnet*
ape - ...how...am i supposed to.....how am i supposed to make uncle toomi proud of me.....if people leave?...people can't leave...i'm....i'm the ewt gm!!....
*ape stops headbutting and looks up at the camera.*
ape - ....yes...i'm the gm...hehe....david adams.....you, sir....WILL be here this week....or....or....
*ape lifts up a sheet of paper...it appears to have david adams' home address on it.*
ape - ....davey-poo adams...ox champion or not....hehe...if you are gone this week....hehe i will fire you...not necessarily...the fire that you're thinking of....i'm thinking more of....having ogre tie you up....while i light a match under your feet....and us toasting marshmallows on the flames while you burn...hehe...uncle toomi....uncle toomi might do things from a business side....i'm not a business man hehe....i'm a sadistic one-eyed maniac....and i'll find you, davey....it's easy when you have access to uncle toomi's address book....so....be a good champion...hehe...and come back this week....the ewt misses you, david.....hehe....just like they miss your father....
*a sadistic smile covers the face of the ape as he slowly laughs to himself as we cut to commercial.*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 5, 2005 6:52:43 GMT -5
*The following day after hearing of GM ape's plans of 'firing' him, David shows in the EWT arena. And the first thing he does is find a camera man and a mic to tape a message for ape.*
David: Here I am. You know I only live 20 minutes from here, so, don't play your games with me, you freak. I am David Adams, son of a legend and even bigger then that legend. Mr. ape, you want to put me in flames? Remember, you play with fire, and you WILL get burned. But hey, maybe that could help your looks some. Afterall, not everyone can look like me. So, if you think I'm like the rest of the boys in the back and will follow the rules of a sadistic, crazy mad man, and the same man in fact that retired my father, you're dead wrong.
So, don't argue with me, you'll lose.
*David tells the camera man to make sure ape gets the message. Then he leaves again to a local strip club to see the skanks.*
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Limey
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Post by Limey on Jun 5, 2005 8:45:25 GMT -5
*Backstage. Divasearchreject696969696969 is interviewing Limey.*
Divasearchreject696969696969: Say, Limey! What's this I hear that you are a little bit interested in Siren's offer to manage someone?
Limey: A little bit interested? This is a neccessity for me. No-one can understand me. No-one except Siren. I'm one with the concept of metal stuck into my head. It's the only thing...the only thing that I can listen to that can calm me...sooth me...and nothing else can compare. But you, Divasearchreject696969696969, you will never understand. You aren't born with the gift of metal in you, and you will never understand metal! THE CONCEPT IS LOST ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!
Divasearchreject696969696969: Hey! I listen to Lindsey Lohan! She's a rock Goddess! So don't make assumptions that *I* don't know rock! Heck, I listen to Avril Lavigne several times a day! How rockin' am I?
Limey: (Convulsing with rage) Lohan? LAVIGNE?? I'LL KILL YOU!!!
(For some reason, Mark Jindrak appears and gets in the way of the two. Perhaps he's doing another face turn, perhaps not.)
Jindrak: Hey! You want to get to Divasearchreject696969696969, you've gotta go through me!
Limey: (Calming down) You think I was going to hurt her? No. No, I'm beyond that. But I know that Siren will not tolerate poseurs like Divasearchreject696969696969, and you know that neither will I. Anyone supporting the sugerpop masses will feel my anger at them.
Jindrak: Is that so? Well I've got news for you, Limey. I'M A CRAZY FROG FAN!
Limey: (Lost for words.)
Jindrak: That's right. All the time metal bands that YOU support have had their time wasted when people like me buy techno remixes of the ramblings of a crazy Scandanavian.
Limey: (Seething with rage) You...are a DEAD MAN!!!
*Limey punches Jindrak on the side of the head, and throws him into a wall. A referee comes down, and this is officially a match. Limey finds a conveniently-placed shopping cart, puts Jindrak in it, then pushes it forwards, out of the arena, and down some steps. Limey then strides over to Jindrak's broken body, and does a TWIST O' LIME right onto the cold, hard floor. He then applies the Lime Disease, and Jindrak, now knocked out completely, has to endure having his hand raised once, twice, three times, and that's all she wrote for Mark Jindrak.*
WINNER: Limey.
*Post Match, Limey solemnly walks up the stairs to his dressing room, as EMT's attend to Mark Jindrak.*
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Post by curtrok on Jun 5, 2005 9:09:12 GMT -5
*The arena goes dark. A familair erie music starts to play. Spot lights scan the crowd.*
JR: What the hell is going on here? I've got a bad feeling about this. Business is about to pick up, Bah gawd look up in the rafters!
*The crowd pops louder than any EWT crowd has popped since the end of March. In the rafters its curtrok!!!!!!!!*
CR: It's been a long time. But I'm back. I'm not here to wrestle however. My wrestling days are over. I still have a few scores to settle. While I may be physically unable to I have a friend that is.
JR: What does he mean?
Crowd: *Chanting* Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg Botchberg !
CR: That's right Curtrok found him drunk making independent films in Hollywood. Got him back into shape I give you the most dominant star in EWT history. BOTCHBERG!
*An stage comes out of the floor in front of the ramp. On the stage is Megadeth playing their new hit single "Botch 'em" Botchberg's new theme.*
JR: Bah gawd a double whammy! What an announcent Botchberg and Curtrok are back and this time working together! Botchberg is now apprently under the wing of the best technical wrestler in EWT histroy. Imagine the carnage that Botchberg who was already dominant can inflict if he actually knew a wrestling hold!
*Botchberg enters the ring and the rafters are shaking. The fans have never been this excited.*
BB: Before I left....thank you quiet down. Before I left I was in the middle of a world title chase. A lot of stuff has gone down between now and then and Botchberg knows he's on the bottom of the ladder again. But here this! I will beat every superstar in that locker room in this very ring until that title is mine. No more hollywood for the Botchberg. I've got one thing on my mind and nothing is going to stop me.
*Megadeth plays into the commerical*
JR: Bah gawd I can't believe the implications this could have. THE EWT has been shaken to its very core. SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!
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jzbadblood
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 5, 2005 10:44:01 GMT -5
Jz is walkin down to the ring to "Bleed the Freak" by Alice in Chains. He slides rolls into the ring and has some trouble with his leg before grabbing a microphone.
Jz: Toomi, how could you let Ape be GM? He's a bad investment, and has bad intentions for your very own employees. Hell, he's even got two personalitys! What more could you ask for in a perfectly stable person!
The fans don't know whether to boo or cheer.
Jz: I know Ape is trying to get on your good side, but he is not good at all. Not anywhere. Last week...
All of the sudden Orge jumps into the ring and tackles Jz. He punches him a few times and holds him down while Ape grabs the microphone.
Ape: He he...Jz...why are you telling lies? Why are you trying to get me in trouble...he he...because I want an explanation...
Jz: Get off!
Ape: You don't have one...he he...well remember Jz, while I'm in charge...I don't want to hurt you...because that would be bad...and Ape's good...but you need to keep quiet. Take your lies somewhere else...he he...we don't need troublemakers...
Ape leaves with Orge, and Jz holds his injured leg in pain.
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Post by ape on Jun 5, 2005 11:56:46 GMT -5
*ape love enters jz's locker room with the ewt tag team title over his shoulder and pats jz on the back.*
ape love - oooowww! hey, dadio! how's it going man?
jz - ....get out of here, you one-eyed freak, before i mess up your good eye!
ape love - ...jz...my main man...why the hate? when ape love's around, daddy, you should be feelin' that "plt"!....that's peace, love, and turkay!
*ape love pulls out some turkay and tosses it next to jz.*
jz - screw you and your turkey...if you or that idiot ogre come near me again...
ape love - okay, okay....easy there, daddy...i see you need some time to yourself...but if you need someone to talk to, remember me, baby....ape love! oooooooooowwwwwwww eat turkay!!
*ape love leaves the room and just as jz is about to get up and start to brawl. we cut to commercial*
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Post by ape on Jun 5, 2005 12:27:09 GMT -5
*psychoapeguy is sitting in the corner of toomi bischoff's office carving something into the wall with a screwdriver. ogre is in the opposite corner drinking beer and belching. there's a couple knocks on the door.*
ape - ...ogre...can you get that?
ogre - okay, ape.
*ogre opens up the door and the nyrds carefully walk in.*
ape - ...oh, it's the "nards"...i wanted to talk to you...
ogre - NERDS?! NERDS!!!
*ogre grabs both of the nyrds by the throat and lifts them off the ground. ape jumps up and yells*
ape - i said nards, ogre! nards!!
ogre - nards, ape?
ape - yes! not nerds...nards.
ogre - oh...
*ogre drops the nyrds and dusts them off.*
ogre - sorry, guys...thought you were nerds...
ape - ogre...can you get these gentlemen something to drink?...since you probably hurt them...
ogre - okay, ape...sorry again, guys.
*ogre leaves the room.*
ape - ...nards...or should i say....nyrds...hehe....uncle toomi really doesn't like you....then again....sometimes i don't think uncle toomi likes me, either....hehe....anyway....i just wanted to tell you guys....you'll never get a shot while uncle toomi's in charge...hehe but since i'm such a nice guy....you'll get your shot this week....
*the nyrds look at each other confused*
ape - later on this week, you fellows will get a shot at the ewt tag team championship...it'll be the nyrds...versus jzbadblood...and that good-for-nothing ape love...you guys need to make the most of this...uncle toomi probably won't give you guys another shot....
*the nyrds, a little frightened of the ape nod and start to leave the office.*
ape - ...oh...and one more thing....
*the nyrds stop and turn around, half expecting to be attacked.*
ape - ....i'm expecting someone to bleed....hehe just hope it isn't you....
*the ape quietly chuckles to himself as the nerds leave the office. moments later, ogre walks in with two large slupees. the camera cuts to commercial.*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jun 5, 2005 15:16:50 GMT -5
Joel and Mike hide backstage in the trash can again. Sexy Translator is sitting in a chair next to the can, playing Gameboy.
Sexy Translator: Wow, this is actually kind of fun...
Joel: Isn't it though?
Sexy Translator: Right. Well, now it's time to talk about your title shot.
Mike: We're gonna take it from Ape Love and Jz, and we're gonna stick it to Toomi Bischoff.
Joel: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah!
Maria Kanelis: Yeah!
Rob Halford: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Roger Daltry: HHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Sexy Translator: Right, well, that's nice n' all, but...you know that Jz is quite possible the most violent man on the roster, and Ape Love is...Ape Love?
Joel: Oh, right.
Mike: Forgot that.
Sexy Translator: Well, all you need is a little planning, and a little strategy.
Joel: Right.
Mike: Let's run away.
Joel: I like that plan.
Sexy Translator: Come on! What ever happened to sticking it to Bischoff and avenging El Unorigino?
Joel: Fine.
Mike: We'll do it.
Sexy Translator: Good. Now be quiet, I'm on level 5.
Both: Yes ma'am.
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Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Jun 5, 2005 17:39:11 GMT -5
*Maelstrom is backstage in his Aquarium lair*
Maelstrom: ah my little underwater dwellers, soon your king will have the title and I'll be able to give you great gifts of little castles, and proper fish food . . .
*one fish in another tank is upside down, clearly dead*
M:Mr Bubbles . . . . . . nooooo! . .. . . the current was too strong . . .
*at this moment, the EMT's coming running into the aquarium with Mark Jindrak on a stretcher . . . (who had suffered a horrible beating earlier at the hands of Limey) . . . realising a little too late that this is not the medical room*
M: You dare disturb Maelstrom in this time of mourning!
*Maelstrom charges the EMT's who scatter, he sees a drowsy Jindrak attempting to stand, Maelstrom grabs him and hits The Vortex Drop on Jindrak. EMT's try to get to Jindrak but the few who get close receive forearms to the face from Maelstrom*
M: Your presence has upset my calm ocean serenity and turned it into a vortex of destruction !! . . .
*were in the hallway next to the aquarium door . . . suddenly a bunch of EMT's run out, followed by a few who are thrown by Maelstrom . . .then Maelstrom drags Jindrak out who is barely walking . . . Maelstrom throws him into a nearby vending machine . . . releasing a bottle of water*
M: . . . and Stay Out! . . .
*Maelstrom locks the door to the aquarium and walks off down the corridor . . . still angry*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Jun 5, 2005 18:10:55 GMT -5
Moxie walks up to GM Apeguy's Door, looking down.
He looks up to see APE IS BIZY written in blood, and suprisingly parts of turkey.
He takes a piece of paper from the notebook he was jotting stuff down in and writes:
And he slides it underneath.
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Post by invaderdave on Jun 5, 2005 19:44:28 GMT -5
David Davies is walking to his car. Hoss Matthews catches up with him.
Hoss Matthews: Mr. Davies, Mr. Davies, wait.
Dave: What is it?
Hoss: I'm sure the people at home are wondering why you're leaving the EWT arena.
Dave: Well, it's very simple really; I'm leaving EWT.
Hoss: What?
Dave: Don't get your underoos in a bunch, Hoss, I never said I was leaving for good.
Hoss: Would this development have anything to do with Apeguy as acting GM while Toomi Bishoff is out due to injury?
Dave: I couldn't care less if Apeguy were running the place full time. The fact of the matter is, I'm bored. I've fought Dorf about nine thousand times, I've bled enough times to make the Dead See not ironic, and well...there just ain't s*** for shat to do around here. So, f*** it I'm going to Japan. I'll be back once Kobashi becomes less interesting than 'Maelstrom' or whatever the f*** that s*** is. I'm out.
Dave hops into his '71 Camaro and rolls off.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 5, 2005 20:07:13 GMT -5
Jz: What the hell should I do? If Ape hates Ape Love, and if I was friends with him...woulden't...yeah, that would...
*knock, knock, knock*
Jz: Who's there?
Ape Love: It's me daddy-o!
Jz: Come in man.
Ape Love: You cooled off yet?
Jz: I'm alright.
Ape Love: Here, have some turkey! It'll calm ya.
Jz eats the turkey.
Ape Love: Now I got some bad news...we have a tag title match against the Nyrds...
Jz: Damn!
Ape Love: Owwww! Have some turkey! It will be all right, we'll beat them!
Jz and Ape Love eat turkey, although Jz looks uncomfortable.
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