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Toom E. Guci
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The Greatest American Hero Returns!!!

The Greatest American Hero Returns!!!

I beat the Bromans in a Dance Off...what have you done?

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Freek Show Mar 5, 2006 12:14:18 GMT -5

Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 5, 2006 12:14:18 GMT -5

Announcer: This next contest is the first ever EWT Chamber of Horrors Match. The object of the match is to get one of your opponents in the electric chair in the center of the ring & turn on the power to the chair. 2 teams will enter the ring. 1 man may never be the same.

* The Chamber lowers from a special scaffolding. Skulls are hanging on the cage.*

Announcer: Making their way to the ring first, here is Team Number 1. First off, we have the HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals. His partners are the team of Mike Hodgson & Joel Nelson, the Nyrds. And the team captain is an EWT Hall of Famer. Here is HitmanMark.

* HBH makes his way to the Chamber first. Following him is the tag team of the Nyrds. But they are not coming alone. Joel pulls a wagon behind him as Mike is pointing to it. Inside the wagon is a toilet bowl. They bring the wagon inside the Chamber with them as Mike opens the lid & pulls out an X-Box360 & holds it up for the crowd to see. HitmanMark follows & enters the Chamber. He shakes hands with the Nyrds & then turns towards HBH. Both men look at each other with disgust, as Hitman makes an attempt & extends his hand HBH, his partner for tonight. HBH takes the hand & lips, “One night only.”*

Announcer: And here are the participants for Team Number 2.

* The Nyrds laugh at the mention of Number 2 & point to their asses.*

Announcer: Coming down the aisle first is the EWT Tri-State Champion. Here is the Outlaw Chris James. And his partners are the team of Ultimo Chocula & Billy “the Virgin” Ubermark, the Handsome Boy Modeling School. And now for the team captain…Trik Turner.

* Outlaw comes to the ring first, brandishing the Tri-State Championship. He’s followed by the HBMS, minus one Moniqua. And Trik follows the 3 men, a smug look on his face. Still sporting his HitmanMark t-shirt, Trik climbs into the ring. He just walks up to his partners, & gets in their faces, each & every one of them. He gives each member a nasty look, & then he turns & gets in Hitman’s face. Both men give each other a nasty stare down, as Trik just turns away & heads back to his team. The Chamber door is locked shut, leaving only the 8 wrestlers. The referee stands outside the Chamber door by a special switch that lowers the electric chair when it’s time. The bell sounds as all 8 men rush each other.*

* Hitman & Trik lock up in the corner, as Trik Irish Whips Hitman into the turnbuckle. Trik rushes Hitman & runs up his chest into a backflip & nails a dropkick, sending Hitman reeling back. Trik grabs up Hitman & hits a snap suplex on him. Trik starts kicking at Hitman. Trik scoops up Hitman & applies an Indian Deathlock.*

* Ultimo & Joel are battling it as Ultimo whips Joel into the ropes. Joel ducks a clothesline & bounces off the ropes with a Lionsault onto Ultimo. Joel gets to his feet & runs at Ultimo, with a baseball slide dropkick to the head. This sends Ultimo outside the ring. Joel catapaults himself over the top rope to Ultimo outside. Joel gets on the apron, where he leaps off it with a moonsault. Joel lifts up Ultimo & goes for an irish Whip into the apron, but Ultimo reverses it & whips Joel into the cage.*

* Outlaw & HBH lock up in the center of the ring. Outlaw nails a low blow with his leg & throws HBH out of the ring. Outlaw goes after him & hits a double axe handle off the apron. Outlaw picks up HBH & hits a throw away slam that sends HBH into the cage. Outlaw picks up HBH for a bodyslams & throws him into the cage. Outlaw climbs on the apron & drops off with an elbow drop onto the outside.*

* Mike & Billy lock up in the ring. Billy manages a poke to the eye of Mike. Billy grabs Mike & nails a Neckbreaker on him. Billy scoops up Mike & throws him into the turnbuckle. Billy rushes & spears Mike into the corner. Billy then jumps to the top rope & grabs Mike, nailing a tornado DDT from the top rope. Billy hits a sitting dropkick to the ribs on Mike now.*

* In the other corner, Trik has now released the Deathlock as he nails a belly to belly suplex on Hitman. Trik looks at Hitman in anger & rips his own shirt off. Trik starts shoving the shirt down the throat of Hitman. As he’s doing so, Hitman low blows Trik & grabs him, throwing him through the ropes. Hitman gets to the top rope, where he leaps off to the outside, & nails a Hurricanarama to Trik outside the ring. Hitman grabs Trik & throws him into the ring post. Hitman notices how close he is to Outlaw & HBH & he runs up behind Outlaw & nails a Release German Suplex on him. Hitman now turns his attention towards Outlaw with boots to the midsection. Hitman scoops up Outlaw & hits a Tiger Suplex on him.*

* Billy lifts Mike up in the ring & throws him into the ropes. Mike ducks a clothesline & comes back off the ropes with his own. Mike runs the ropes & hits a Rolling Thunder onto Billy twice. Mike runs to the ropes & leaps onto the top rope, jumping off with a legdrop from the top rope. Mike gets back up on his feet & does a spinning leg drop onto Billy now.*

* Ultimo throws Joel into the ring post now. As Joel collapses onto the ground, Ultimo uses the cage as he climbs it & hits a moonsault off the cage. Ultimo immdeiatly jumps on the apron to follow up with a second moonsault. Ultimo grabs Joel & leans him against the apron. Ultimo goes for a Superkick, but Joel barely manages to duck. Joel grabs Ultimo’s leg in the air & flips Ultimo onto his back. Joel drops an elbow onto Ultimo. Joel picks up up Ultimo & applies a Full nelson & drops forward, slamming Ultimo’s head into the ground.*

* HBH gets to his feet now that Outlaw is preoccupied with Hitman. HBH goes running at Trik, who’s now getting on his feet. HBH hits a spinning heel kick onto trik that sends Trik flying backwards into the cage. HBH grabs Trik & slides him back into the ring. HBH climbs onto the top rope & comes leaping off with an elbow drop. Trik manages to roll out of the way. As HBH crashes down on the mat, he’s met by a Shining Wizard by Trik. Trik grabs HBH & throws him into the turnbuckles, where he flips into a Tree of Woe. Trik runs at HBH with a baseball slide, but HBH manages to get himself up at the last second. HBH gets off the turnbuckle & grabs Trik. HBH picks him up into a Death Valley Driver.*

* Mike scoops up Billy & hits a standing Hurricanarama. Mike then scoops up Billy & throws him into the ropes, nailing a high cross bodyblock. Mike scoops up Billy for a bodyslam but Billy turns it into a small package…pretty pointless for this match. Billy releases the small package & gets to his feet, as Mike does. Billy nails an armdrag takedown. Billy scoops up Mike into a Snap Suplex. As Billy gets to his feet, he’s met by some Sweet Chin Muzak. HBH lifts up Billy & nails a piledriver. As HBH gets back to his feet, a Lariat clothesline by Outlaw takes him down. As Outlaw gets back to his feet, Hitman nails him with a Golden Gate Swing. As Hitman gets on his feet, Ultimo nails a Lionsault on a standing, unexpecting Hitman. Ultimo gets to his feet when Joel comes off the top rope with a Corkscrew Moonsault. Just as Joel gets on his feet, a spinning heel kick from Trik takes him down. And as Trik gets on his feet, Mike runs off the ropes & nails an elbow. As Trik gets back off his feet, Mike starts throwing punches. Mike then does an arm roll, grabs & pokes his crotch, & nails a Bionic Elbow, sending Trik down on the mat. And just as Mike turns around, his nailed in the midsection with a kick by Billy. Billy then hits an impaler DDT on Mike.*

* Billy stands in the center of the ring & yells something at the referee. The referee hits a switch, as the electric chair starts to lower in the center of the ring. As the electric chair lowers, Billy grabs Mike, holding him up. The electric chair comes down in the center of the ring & Billy starts to strap Mike into it. Just then, Billy gets nailed from behind by a flying elbow from Hitman. Hitman grabs Mike, pulling him out of the chair. Hitman grabs Billy & yells something to Mike. Mike grabs Joel & the 2 climb out of the ring. They head towards the wagon but are stopped by an Ultimo 360 moonsault off the top rope. Both Nyrds crash to the ground with Ultimo on top of them. Ultimo grabs Mike & throws him into the steel cage. Ultimo rips a skull off the cage & smashes it into Mike’s head. A second smash with the skull not only breaks it, but busts Mike open. Ultimo tosses Mike aside & grabs Joel now. Ultimo grabs Joel just right & hits him with the Sugar Fix. As Joel gets to his feet & turns around, he’s nailed by a bloody Mike, as he smashes the X-Box over Ultimo’s head. Mike then grabs Ultimo & brings him over to the wagon, where he bodyslams him onto the toilet. Mike opens the lid of the toilet, where we look inside & see yellow water. Mike grabs Ultimo by the head & rams his face into the water. Mike lifts him up & does it again. A huge smile comes over Mike’s face when Billy grabs him from behind & hits a Virgin Sacrifice. Mike turns back towards the ring as Hitman has recovered from what the camera missed & nails a suicide dive through the ropes, sending both men into the cage.*

* Back in the ring, Outlaw gets on his feet & Irish Whips HBH into the electric chair. Trik rushes at HBH & nails a dropkick that sends HBH sitting in the chair. Outlaw & trik start working together to strap HBH into the chair. HBH struggles & spits in Outlaw’s face. Outlaw starts throwing punches. HBH manages to get an arm free & nails Outlaw. He then gets his other hand free & nails Trik. HBH then collides both men’s heads together. HBH gets to his feet & Russian leg Sweeps Outlaw face first into the wooden chair. HBH climbs up on the chair & grabs Outlaw. HBH scoops up Outlaw & nails a piledriver onto the electric chair. As Outlaw topples down, HBH leaps off with a double axe handle to Trik. HBH throws Trik into the ropes & hits a back bodydrop onto the electric chair. HBH scoops up Outlaw & slams him right down on top of Trik.*

* Hitman grabs Ultimo up & nails a Triple Play German Suplex outside the ring. Hitman throws Ultimo back in the ring. Just then, a bloody Mike gets back to his feet & both men climb into the ring. Hitman yells some instructions to Mike, who grabs Ultimo. Mike lifts up Ultimo in a bear hug type hold as Hitman bounces off the ropes. Hitman nails a clothesline, sending Ultimo crashing down on the mat. Mike then hits a standing moonsault onto Ultimo. Hitman grabs Ultimo’s legs & applies a Sharpshooter as Mike comes off the ropes & hits a dropkick to the face of Ultimo.*

* Joel gets back to his feet & is taken down by a clothesline by Billy. Billy throws Joel into the cage & hits a Climb-Up Wheel Kick. Billy grabs Joel into a bodyslam & slams him down onto the wagon. Billy looks around & sees the cameraman inside the cage with them. Billy grabs the camera from him & smashes it into the head of Joel. Joel is now busted open. Billy grabs Joel & hits a vertical suplex onto the wagon now. The wagon breaks as Billy grabs Joel & slides him into the ring. As Billy climbs into the ring, he’s met by an HBH flying elbow. HBH sets up Billy into a Figure Four Leglock. Mike comes running over & nails a baseball slide dropkick to Billy. As Mike gets back to his feet, he gets a kick to the midsection from Trik, who follows it up with a Trik Turner. Trik starts to Irish Whip Mike towards the electric chair but HBH releases the Figure Four to aid Mike. As Trik staggers, HBH nails a spinning heel kick to him. HBH gets back to his feet when Outlaw nails HBH with the Tri-State Championship belt. Outlaw starts whipping HBH with the belt. Outlaw scoops up HBH & hits a fall away slam over the top rope. Outlaw gets back to his feet when Hitman hits a clothesline. Hitman lifts up Outlaw & nails a belly to back suplex. Hitman lifts up Outlaw & nails him with a Dragon’s Wing. Hitman tosses Outlaw into the electric chair & starts buckling him in. Hitman starts to head towards the switch when he’s nailed by a missile dropkick by Billy. Billy quickly gets to the top rope, where he leaps off, & nails a Frog Splash onto Hitman. Billy grabs Outlaw & unstraps him from the chair. He yells something at Outlaw, who quickly climbs out of the ring. Billy straps Hitman into the chair as Outlaw is outside the ring by the switch. Just as Outlaw is about to pull the switch, Joel nails him with a Grand Theft Auto-sault. Joel throws Outlaw into the cage as Mike makes his way out of the ring. Mike looks under the ring & pulls out a table. Mike sets the table up as Joel is holding onto Outlaw. Joel grabs Outlaw into a powerbomb as Joel quickly grabs for a neckbreaker. Joel & Mike nail a Revenge of the Nyrds through the table. HBH helps Hitman out of the electric chair as trik comes charging. HBH manages to grabs Trik up in as Hitman manages to nail Trik with a 3D. Billy then attacks Hitman as Ultimo goes after HBH. Billy gets Hitman from behind & nails a Virgin Sacrifice. Ultimo grabs HBH & hits him with a Squid Face. The Nyrds get back in the ring & hit double dropkicks on HBMS. Mike grabs Ultimo as Joel gets ready & they nail a Captain N-rana. Joel then grabs Ultimo as Mike prepares & the 2 hit a Zero Guys Left. Joel scoops up Ultimo & throws him into the electric chair. Mike heads outside the ring as Joel starts to strap Ultimo into the chair. Just as Mike is to get to the switch, Trik dropkicks Joel into Ultimo. Trik rips Ultimo out of the chair. Trik grabs a bloody Mike & throws him with enough force that the back of the chair breaks. Trik grabs Joel & stands up on the chair, nailing a trik Turner off the chair onto the mat. As Trik gets back to his feet, Sweet Chin Muzak hits him, as he flies back into the chair. Hitman quickly gets the device on Trik’s head as HBH yells at Mike. Mike hits the switch, as Hitman quickly jumps back to prevent the shock. Trik starts shuddering as the bell rings, signaling the end of the match. Mike turns the switch off as he joins his partners in the ring & the referee declares HitmanMark’s team the winners.*

Toom E. Guci
Gentle Lover

The Greatest American Hero Returns!!!

I beat the Bromans in a Dance Off...what have you done?

Posts: 416

Freek Show Mar 5, 2006 12:14:57 GMT -5

Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 5, 2006 12:14:57 GMT -5

*The Bell sounds as Howard Finkel, clad now in a grand three-piece suit and tails with a gigantic top hat, enters the ring, and begins to announce the grand title match to a great chorus of anticipation from the crowd. *

FINK: Ladies and Gentlemen, so far, you have seen a grand display of what the greatest show on earth had to offer. But now…now has come the time for a very special treat for you all. Now comes the time a very special match scheduled for ONE-FALL…and it will be for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT…CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

STYLES: The Fink’s really getting into this whole Freek Show dealie!

FINK: Introducing first...THE CHALLENGER….

*The lights dim, and a huge Australian flag appears on the Toomi-Tron. The crowd cheer and chant “SPAZ=CHAMPION!!!” “Party Starter” then hits…and Spaz makes his way out, T-shirt gun in his hand! He fires the gun into the crowd, and the crowd go nuts, grabbing at the t-shirts when they fall. Spaz then walks over to the crowd, and gives his own personal “Spaz=Ratings” t-shirt to a little girl in the front. He and the girl then look into the camera and both shout “SPAZ=CHAMPION!” at it.*

FINK: From Sydney, Australia…weighing in at 216 pounds, ladies and gentlemen, this is the one, the only, the RATINGS…SPAZ!!!!

*Spaz then circles the ring…before pausing, and approaching the announcer’s table. He then motions to Joey Styles, who untucks his shirt…to reveal his own “Spaz=Ratings” t-shirt!! Spaz chuckles at this, before high-fiving Styles, and rolling into the ring.*

MONSOON: There he is, folks, the winner of the tournament, and one heck of an athlete! He has beaten so many top ranking EWT superstars to get here…Gasoline, Flex Magnificent…

VENTURA: That…was all due to Maelstrom and you two KNOW IT. And furthermore, Joey, what would Mr. McMahon say if he knew about your t-shirt? That’s not part of the dress code…

STYLES: McMahon can stick it sideways, Jesse. This is EWT, and the WWE can eat our dust!

*Spaz climbs to the top rope, and appeals to the crowd. He then backflips off the top, and bounces off the ropes, still pumped and ready to roll.*

FINK: Aaaaand his opponent…

*The crowd give an equally loud pop as “RIP” starts to hit. Limey then makes his way out, pausing at the entranceway. He raises his arms once…green pyro shoots out beside him. He raises his arms twice…green pyro shoots out higher. Limey then throws up the horns…Green pyro shoots from the entranceway all the way down to the ring! Limey then quickly runs down the ramp way and rolls into the ring!*

FINK: From Liverpool, England, weighing in at “15 Stone”, he is the CURRENT, REIGNING, and DEFENDING EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LIMEY!!!

*Limey rolls into the ring, and throws up the horns as the crowd chant “LIMEY!” Limey then turns his attention to Spaz, and doesn’t take his eyes off him. Limey takes the EWT World Heavyweight title off his shoulders, and looks at it, as if he’s looking at it for the last time. He then hands it to the ref, and then backs away. The ref takes the gold, and holds it high above his head. The ref then hands the title to the Fink, and then starts the match. The bell sounds.*

*Limey approaches Spaz, and extends his hand. Spaz smirks at this, and speaks out “Déjà vu?” before shaking Limey’s hand. The two then break, and circle each other. Spaz calls for a test of strength…Limey accepts…cautiously watching Spaz as he switches focus to hands. The two lock up…Spaz drops and hits a drop toehold to Limey! Spaz then jumps over for a front headlock…but Limey gets to his feet, and throws Spaz to the ropes! Spaz bounces back at Limey…Limey tries a spinebuster…Spaz counters with an elbow to the head in mid-lift! Limey drops Spaz, and falls to one knee! Spaz takes advantage of the situation by running the ropes, and trying a neckbreaker…Limey catches him, and drops him with a Samoan drop! *

*Limey takes a breather, before going over to Spaz, and applying a scissor armbar. Spaz endures the hold…but then performs a nip-up, breaking the hold! Spaz tries a somersault leg drop…Limey rolls backwards and lands on his feet, before dropping onto Spaz with a somersault leg drop of his own…Spaz evades this in the same way as Limey, before quickly hitting a dropkick to Limey’s face! Spaz quickly goes for the pin! *

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*And Limey kicks out! Spaz, disappointed, picks up Limey by the head…Limey suddenly trips Spaz by taking away both ankles, and then catching as he falls with a jump-over bridge!!!*

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*Spaz kicks out! The two scramble to their feet, and then face each other in a standoff! The crowd applauds both athletes as Spaz extends his hand. Limey accepts, before breaking, and circling Spaz. Limey suddenly runs at Spaz with a leaping lariat…Spaz ducks this, and runs the ropes, eventually catching a recovering Limey with a bulldog…Limey throws Spaz off! Spaz lands in a seated position, and quickly rises; holding at his tailbone in pain…Limey tries a dropkick…Spaz slaps it away! Limey lands on the mat, face down, and Spaz capitalizes by dropping to Limey and applying a front face lock!! Spaz hits a few knees to Limey’s face…Limey gets to his knees…Spaz applies the hold harder, making Limey fall to the mat, trying to fight, but eventually going limp. The ref approaches Limey, and holds the arm up…it drops once. The ref holds the arm up again…it drops again. The ref then holds the arm up a final time…

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…Limey holds strong!! Limey holds on as he gets to his knees…and rushes Spaz into the corner with a shoulder thrust!! Limey backs off…before jumping up at Spaz…Spaz rolls off the corner…Limey lands on the turnbuckle, and steadies himself before leaping off with a moonsault…Spaz quickly catches Limey and drops him with an Oklahoma slam, making a quick cover!!*

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*Limey gets the shoulder up!! Spaz looks shocked by this…but doesn’t relent, instead dragging Limey’s body to the corner, and springing to the turnbuckle, soaring off with a moonsault…Limey rolls out of the way…but Spaz lands on his feet!! Spaz then turns to the recovering Limey (who is on one knee), and rushes him…Limey catches Spaz with a back body drop…Spaz uses this momentum to land on the turnbuckle!! Spaz then prepares…Limey swiftly jumps the turnbuckle, and grabs Spaz in a gut wrench, before throwing him over his head in a super German Suplex!!! Spaz goes flying and lands on his face!! Limey and Spaz are down as Limey crawls over to Spaz, and pushes him to his back before going for the cover!*

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*SPAZ KICKS OUT!!! Spaz shows his intense determination and desire for the gold!! Limey cannot believe this!! Limey gets to his knees, and sighs, before getting to his feet, and performing a standing moonsault to the fallen Spaz…Spaz gets his knees up, winding Limey!!! Limey then clutches his gut, and is brought in for a small package from Spaz!!!*

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*Limey hastily kicks out! He gets to his feet as Spaz lifts himself up. The two stare each other down as Limey extends his hand. Spaz pauses…and accepts it. The two then break, and then go into a tie-up. Limey appears to come out on top…but Spaz counters with a Northern Lights suplex, with a bridge.*

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*Limey kicks out…but Spaz wastes no time, locking in a cross arm sleeper to Limey! Limey kicks his limbs and tries to fight out of it…eventually getting to his feet…and suddenly leaping over Spaz with an Asai DDT! Limey, still feeling the effects of the cross-arm sleeper, groggily approaches the turnbuckle…and springs to the top, leaping off it with a moonsault onto Spaz!*

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*SPAZ KICKS OUT! Limey can’t believe it as the crowd chant “THIS MATCH RULES!”. Limey, a little frustrated, picks up Spaz by the head, and measures him against the ropes. Limey takes a step back…and nails Spaz with a hard chop to the chest. The crowd yell “OOH!” at this as Limey then runs the ropes, leaping at Spaz with a flying Lariat…Spaz ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending Limey over!!! Limey hits the mat outside hard! Spaz climbs through the ropes to the outside, and picks up Limey, before taking him to the apron. Spaz climbs the apron, taking Limey with him…and then hits a devastating suplex, taking Limey down to the mat below! Spaz keeps on the apron, holding onto the bottom rope! Spaz then lifts himself up, and observes Limey recovering slowly…before running the apron, and leaping onto Limey with a flipping senton!!!*

*The crowd chant “HOLY ****!!” as Spaz rises to his feet, screaming victoriously! Spaz then grabs Limey, setting him up against the metal railing! Spaz then pushes Limey’s head back…and then hits a vicious chop to Limey’s chest! Limey reels from this, but Spaz continues, and hits another chop to the chest! Spaz then appeals to the crowd before trying a third…Limey rolls under Spaz’s attack, meaning Spaz chops nothing but hard metal railing!! Spaz turns, nursing his hand…and walks into a dropkick from Limey, planting Spaz into the railing!! Limey then rolls in and out of the ring to break the count, before rolling back, and charging at Spaz...pulling off a leapfrog to Spaz! Spaz rushes off the railing…but doesn’t notice Limey on the railing behind him! Limey then turns to face Spaz, and measures him up…before leaping at him with a diving hurricanarama…Spaz catches Limey, and drops him with a quick powerbomb!!!*

*Spaz and Limey are both down in the mat outside…but Spaz is the first to his feet! Spaz then picks Limey up, and rolls him back into the ring. Spaz then climbs to the apron…Limey, on his knees now, hits a shoulder block to Spaz, stunning him!! Limey then tries to get a breather…before going to Spaz, and lifting over his head with a suplex into the ring…Spaz lands on his feet, back to Limey’s back, and quickly pulls Limey down in a backslide!!!*

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*Limey rolls backwards and quickly attacks Spaz with a gut wrench!! Spaz tries to lift Limey up...but Limey has too strong a will, and lands right down on his feet! Limey then lifts Spaz up with a gut wrench powerbomb…Spaz drops down behind Limey, and runs the ropes!! Limey turns to see Spaz running at him, and looks to hit a powerslam…Spaz rolls behind Limey, stopping to face Limey on one knee…Limey turns…DOWN UNDER DDT!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!*

*Spaz gets to his feet, and falls back to the corner! Spaz then calls for the shockwave as Limey gets to his feet…Spaz stalks Limey intently…Limey groggily turns to face Spaz…Spaz kicks Limey in the gut and lifts…Limey instinctively wraps his ankles round Spaz’s head and brings him down for a hurricanarama!! Spaz goes flying, and lands on the bottom rope! Limey gets to his feet, still groggy from the DUDDT, and goes to the apron! Limey then throws up the horns, and goes for a scissors kick to Spaz…Spaz moves his head inside, and Limey ends up in a seated position outside the ring!! Limey quickly scrambles up, obviously in pain…and is met by Spaz with a devastating corkscrew plancha!!! Limey is bowled back by the force!!!*

*The crowd chant “THIS MATCH RULES” along with scattered “LETS GO LIMEY!” and “SPAZ=CHAMPION” chants.*

*Spaz is really pumped up as he grabs Limey and throws him back into the ring! Spaz then rolls himself in, and points to the corner, calling for the SUPER SHOCKWAVE!!! Spaz picks up Limey and directs him to the corner before climbing up, lifting Limey…Limey struggles for a bit…before breaking from Spaz, and landing back in the ring! Limey then rushes up the turnbuckle…SPAZ COMES OUT WITH AN STO!!! STO FROM THE TOP ROPE!! Spaz goes for the pin!*

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*Limey is able to get the shoulder up! Spaz is in a state of disbelief, and he holds his head in his hands…before getting to his feet, and showing he means business! Spaz carries Limey to the ropes, and performs an Irish Whip, sending Limey packing. Spaz then catches Limey with a flapjack, making Limey’s face hit the canvas hard…before holding onto Limey’s foot performing a backwards roll to land on Limey’s back…and turning it into the Sydney Cloverleaf!!! Sydney Cloverleaf locked in!!!*

*Limey is fighting for dear life as he tries desperately to shake Spaz off, only to find that Spaz cannot be shaken off! Spaz is screaming triumphantly as the crowd is on their feet! Limey eventually starts to crawl painfully to the ropes…although Spaz is holding his ground pretty damn hard!! Limey gets closer to the ropes…Spaz is applying pressure harder as Limey tries to reach the ropes…Limey stops crawling just short of the ropes!! LIMEY LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO TAP!!! Limey holds his arm out…ready to tap out….*

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*NO!!! Limey summons every bit of strength he has left, and with a final desperate lunge, reaches the ropes! Spaz is prompted to let go of the hold! Spaz tries to drag Limey off the ropes, but Limey locks his arms round the ropes, not about to let go! Spaz eventually releases the hold, and grabs Limey by both ankles, dragging him off the ropes…Limey releases one limb, and kicks at Spaz with it! Spaz holds strong, but Limey eventually gets up to one foot, with Spaz still holding the other! Limey hops…ENZIGURI…NO! Spaz ducks the enziguri…but Limey isn’t done as he rolls over to his back, and springs up, catching Spaz with a laying hurricanarama! Spaz falls to the canvas as Limey gets to his feet, and calls for an STO!! Spaz gets to his feet…and turns around to face Limey…Limey runs over to Spaz to catch…Spaz hits a hard elbow to the side of Limey’s head…before hitting a suplex…and then twisting his limbs to get to his feet and hit another suplex…and then twisting his limbs to get to his feet and finish the THREE AMIGOS!!!! Both Limey and Spaz are down as the crowd cheer both of them!*

*Spaz is the first up, and he crawls over to Limey, going for the pin.*

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*Limey kicks out!! Spaz, however, has a plan! He immediately drags Limey to the corner, and appeals to the crowd, pointing to the top rope!!! Spaz then leaps to the top rope, before coming off with a SHOOTING STAR…Limey rolls out of the way…but Spaz lands on his feet in an amazing display of athleticism!!! Limey, however, quickly applies a gut wrench…and a German suplex…which Spaz also counters by landing on his feet!!! Spaz then applies a gut wrench to Limey, and hits a German suplex of his own, hitting it…but Spaz holds on…and hits another German!!! Spaz then holds on again…and hits…NO! Limey fights back, and refuses to be lifted for a third time!! Limey tries desperately to break the gut wrench…and hits an elbow to Spaz’s head…and drops Spaz with a Diamond Cutter!!! Limey then goes for the pin!!*

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*Spaz kicks out!! Spaz’s determination to win the gold is downright scary, as Limey looks astonished at the outcome! Limey, getting over his disbelief, goes to Spaz’s limbs, and hooks in a Boston crab…Spaz manages to kick Limey off! Limey flips over at this, and lands on his back! Spaz slowly gets to his feet, clutching at the back of his neck as Limey recovers, and approaches Spaz…Spaz quickly rushes up Limey with a crucifix!!!*

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*Limey rolls out of the crucifix, and quickly hits a somersault leg drop to Spaz! Limey then rolls Spaz over, and applies a Kokina Clutch!! Spaz fights at it as the ref approaches him and asks him if he wants to quit…Spaz refuses!! Spaz tries to make it to the ropes…but Limey rolls back to the center of the ring…Spaz then tries a new plan! Spaz rolls to his front…and quickly gets to his feet, Limey on his back!! Then, quickly as can be, Spaz hits a back kick to Limey, before turning to face him, and grabbing his head, calling for the SHOCKWAVE…Limey suddenly charges Spaz, and thrusts him into the turnbuckle!! Spaz comes out, groggy, and walks into Limey, who lifts Spaz up…and plants him with a TWIST O’ LIME!!! Limey goes for the pin!!!*

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*NO!!!! SPAZ GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! Limey is now completely flabbergasted at this!!! The crowd chant “THIS MATCH RULES!” as Limey picks Spaz up, and tries to hit the Twist O’ Lime again…Spaz breaks it, and nails Limey with a hard chop to the chest! Limey is stunned…and as Spaz tries to recuperate, Limey tries to initiate a grapple, but Spaz instead hits some hard blows to Limey’s ribs!! Spaz then rises quickly to his feet, and hits a Down Under DDT to Limey!!! Spaz then drags Limey to the corner, before climbing the turnbuckle, and pointing to the heavens…before leaping off onto Limey with a Frogsplash…NO!!! Limey gets his knees up!!! Spaz hits Limey’s knees, and lands back on his feet, clutching at his gut! Limey then slowly rises to his feet, and he waits as Spaz slowly approaches him…Spaz tries a clothesline…but Limey rolls underneath it! Spaz then turns to face Limey…who immediately kicks Spaz in the gut…and lifts him over his head…DROPPING HIM WITH THE TWIST O’ LIME!!! Limey then goes for the pin!!*

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Winner, and STILL EWT World Heavyweight Champion: Limey!

*Post-match, the referee hands Limey the belt, as Limey cannot stand! Both he and Spaz are down! The crowd cheer both Limey and Spaz, and watch as Limey slowly rises up to his feet…before stumbling and falling to his knees, holding the EWT World Heavyweight Championship. Spaz watches as Limey celebrates, and is obviously extremely disappointed with the outcome…but Limey approaches Spaz, and extends his hand. Spaz accepts, and Limey helps Spaz up, before shaking his hand. The two then hug, before Limey takes the microphone.*

LIMEY: Spaz…I have to tell you…you put up one hell of a fight. I’ve come so close to losing this title in the past…and there were so many times in that fight, where I thought I’d lose it again. Spaz...after the impressive display you showed here tonight…I’d be an idiot to not give you the honor, of another match…a rematch…for this championship!!!

*The crowd cheers at this, and chant “ONE MORE MATCH!!!” as Spaz sighs, and then develops a smile. Spaz then takes the mic*

SPAZ: You know what…you’re right. You would be an idiot not to offer me a rematch…and you know that I’d be an idiot to refuse that honor. I think you said it best, Limey. You and me…one more time…for the EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

*The crowd let rip a massive pop for this. Spaz then calms the crowd by raising his hand…*

SPAZ: Limey…you’re one hell of an athlete…but you know damn well that Spaz=Ratings…and you know that my time will come. Sooner or later…Spaz=Champion!!!

*The crowd pop and chant “SPAZ=CHAMPION!” as Limey and Spaz acknowledge this sacred moment. The ref then raises both Limey and Spaz’s arms in victory…

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IT’S THE CANCELER ! The Canceler storms the ring, and takes out the tired Limey with a club to the back!! The Canceler then shoves Spaz and the ref to one side before stomping down Limey…SPAZ RUSHES THE CANCELER!! Spaz unloads onto the Canceler with furious punches!! The Canceler tries to fight back, but Spaz swiftly hits a merciless kick to the gut before bringing the Canceler in, and calling for the SHOCKWAVE to a massive pop!! Spaz looks pumped enough to lift the 500 pound giant…*

*PRINCIPAL PAIN IS IN THE RING!! Principal Pain smashes Spaz in the face with a steel chair, who falls down to the canvas!! Pain then indicates to the fallen Limey! Canceler goes to the recovering Limey…Limey tries to fight back against the Canceler…Pain and Canceler stomp down Limey before Pain picks up Limey, and shoves him to the Canceler, who catches him…ISD!!! ISD TO LIMEY!!! The PTA gloats down at Limey, and then turn their attention to Spaz! Pain indicates to Canceler, who picks Spaz by the throat, and lifts him to a military press position as Pain climbs the turnbuckle…*

*”Heaven’s a Lie” hits, and the crowd pop as Virus rushes out!! Pain gets down from the turnbuckle, and swiftly leaves the ring as the Canceler drops Spaz, and follows Pain! Virus enters the ring, and rushes over to the ropes, threatening the PTA, and taunting them to get back into the ring! Virus then goes to Spaz, and helps him to his feet as the crowd cheer! Virus checks if Spaz is all right…Spaz appears shaken, but nods when asked if he’s OK. Virus smiles at this…*

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*VIRUS HITS A LOW BLOW TO SPAZ!!! Spaz falls to his knees as Virus’s smile escalates into a full-blown evil grin!! Virus then grabs Spaz by the throat, and then lifts him high, taking him down with the INFECTION!!! The PTA then get confidently into the ring, applauding Virus for his actions!!! The crowd boos Virus mercilessly as Virus high-fives Principal Pain and the Canceler, before looking at Limey, grinning. Virus then points to Limey, and the PTA look on, before glancing at each other…and nodding. Canceler then picks Limey up into a military press as Pain climbs the turnbuckle…CARLA O WOE STORMS THE RING!!! Carla slides in…but Virus sees her coming, and stops her dead in her tracks with a thunderous clothesline!! Virus then waits for Carla to get to her feet, before grabbing her by the throat, and lifting her up…nailing her with a chokeslam!!! Virus then looks up, and gives the thumbs down to Pain and the Canceler as Pain soars onto Limey, hitting the EXPULSION onto Limey!!!*

*The crowd erupts into a series of angry chants, screaming out “**** YOU, VIRUS!!!!” as Virus feigns shock over this. Virus then picks up the EWT World Heavyweight Championship, and places it over his shoulder, before spitting on the fallen bodies of Limey and Spaz…and then lifting the gold high above his head as the PTA applaud him!!! The show comes to a close with Virus holding the gold high above his head!*

JOEY STYLES: WHY, VIRUS?? WHY??

©EWT 2006.