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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:19:34 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:19:34 GMT -5
* Rebirth opens with the usual pomp & circumstances but suddenly, something very strange appears on a video screen set up in front of the entrance. It shows the outside of a hospital. The camera quickly pans inside, where we see a woman kind of laying, kind of sitting in a bed. Next to her is a nurse as well as doctors. *
Doctor: Ok, push. PUSH!! I can see the head. You’re doing well. Just keep pushing. Almost here. It’s almost here. Here we go. You’re doing great. I got the shoulders. Ok, here we go…here we go. Here we GO!!! Ma’am, you have given birth to a beautiful baby…
* Just then, Toom E Dangerously walks right out of the screen curtains as the crowd boo’s in disapproval of the opening segment they just saw. Dangerously climbs into the ring to an echo of boo’s & grabs the microphone. *
Toomi: What were you expecting? Mae Young’s hand? Shawn Stasiak? Give me a break. What do you think I do around here? Bring you morons’ Wrestlecrap-worthy moments? Hell no. I am here to give you the Rebirth of Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. But, there are a couple of issues I need to discuss. First off, Curly Long. You parade around here because you got to pretend you were playing General Manager. Thing is, your time is done.
Now you march around here, trying to cause chaos. Well little boy, that chaos ends NOW!! And it ends tonight. I got marshmallows, I got graham crackers, & I got Hershey’s candy. We’re going to make S’mores on your ass. And you know why? Because I have a certain ape back on my side. And do you know what it took to get him to aid me? A certain Golden Girl. Bea Arthur. She will be here, TONIGHT!!!
And I have made a decision regarding tonight’s Flex Magnificent & Limey match up. The winner of the match will become the #1 contender to the EWT Ox Division Championship. You know why? Because whomever loses tonight in the Ox Division Elevator to Hell Match must redeem themselves & earn a shot all over again. Why? Because, they had several chances already in this Best of 5 Series. And if they couldn’t do it sooner, then time is up.
And tonight, a brand new EWT superstar will make his debut right here in front of your very eyes. Now let’s get on with the show.
* Dangerously leaves the ring as introductions get underway. *
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:20:30 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:20:30 GMT -5
(The camera fades into the arena. All of a sudden the first few bars of ICP's Halls of Illusion hit and the pyro goes off. Out comes Deamon and he is looking a bit psyched up for this match. The crowd is cheering.)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the match is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! (A cheer from the crowd comes out) Now entering, DE-A-MON COHLN!
(Deamon slides into the ring and hits the corner turnbuckle he salutes the crowd with his hand sign and jumps down. Out of nowhere Slipknot-Wait and bleed hits. Out walks Jacola with some hatred spewing from the crowd. Jacola give no hand signals or salutes, he just walks straight to the ring with his eyes locked on Deamon. He climbs into the ring and he has a staredown from across the ring with Deamon.)
The bell rings.
Deamon comes out and lands a few forearms to the chest of Jacola but he doesn’t seem to be phased by them. Jacola picks up his foot and jams it right into the chest of Deamon knocking him flat on his back Jacola moves over to Deamon and drops a elbow on him. Jacola kicks him a few times in the back after he gets back up and moves out of the ring. He lifts up the apron to look for something. Just as Jacola pulls out a sledgehammer Deamon comes in with a baseball slide straight to the head of Jacola knocking him into the barrier. Deamon struggles but gets to his feet and sees the sledgehammer. He picks it up and waits for Jacola to get up. Finally he does and Deamon levels him back out with a vicious blow to the forehead. The ref comes over to check him out and see if Deamon drew blood. After the ref signals the match is still on Deamon moves towards the chair that the announcer is sitting on. He grabs it and walks to Jacola who is already up and with a chair of his own cracks Deamon in the gut with the top of the chair. He then recovers and lays another chair shot to Deamon's back. Deamon is now really hurt and laying on the ground outside of the ring. Jacola goes to the apron and pulls out a table and moves it into the ring. He then goes to pick up Deamon. He is struggling to get to his feet as Jacola grabs him and throws him into the ring. Jacola then grabs the sledgehammer still on the ground and makes his way to the ring. Deamon is now up and sees Jacola. He bounces off of the opposite ropes and flies at Jacola who is now in the ring knocking him into the turnbuckle. Deamon jumps on the top turnbuckle and drops a bulldog on Jacola! He is now energized and sees the table that Jacola has set in the ring. He sets up the table as Jacola gets up. Jacola sees Deamon on the other side of the ring and runs at him. Deamon sees him and ducks out of the way before he can hit him and now Jacola is on top of the table. Deamon sees his opportunity and climbs to the top turnbuckle again. His alute the crowd... sets up... and hit a moonsault knocking Jacola through the table! The crowd is going insane as the ref goes to check Jacola. Deamon sees hit opportunity again and grabs the sledgehammer. Jacola begins to get up and Deamon is waiting on the other side of the ring. Jacola turns around... and Deamon wails hitting with the hammer straight to the head. Jacola is now gushing blood and has fallen outside of the ring. He is in very bad shape and gushing as the bell sounds!
(The crowd is going insane as Deamon takes the sledgehammer and jumps on the middle rope and holds the hammer in the air. He gestures to a stagehand to give him a mic.)
Deamon: (breathing heavily holding his back) JACOLA! Hell of a fight bro! But I know what you talked to Toomi about. Saying you want me out of EWT! That's crap man. But you know what. I'm going to take the highroad. When you get back from the hospital, come talk to me. Some tag titles are waiting for us. (The crowd cheers and Deamon drops the mic and salutes the crowd before he exits the ring. The camera fades out)
*Backstage. Carla O Woe is preparing for her match with Cardio. There is a knock at the locker room door. *
Carla: Who is it?
Voice: You know who it is.
*Carla looks annoyed. She opens the locker room door, and strides out. The camera follows her, and the figure turns out to be Limey. *
Carla: (Still a little mad at Limey) Well? What is it?
Limey: This match with Flex...I need your support. You've always been there for me, and I've always appreciated that.
Carla: Oh? Appreciated me enough to tell me the truth?
Limey: Carla...this is who I am. Metal is my life. It's true; I used to follow all these Hippie bands religiously. But those times are behind me. Each memory of those times...not a day goes by when I don't regret it. I made a lot of mistakes in my life!
Carla: That's not the point! I stood up for you! I argued for you! Every single thing Flex said, I challenged! I looked like an idiot! How do you think that makes me feel?
Limey: Carla...I'm sorry. I wanted to say something...I really did. I can understand if you don't want to forgive me just yet, but I need your support!
Carla: (Pause) I have to get ready for my match tonight. It's important to me.
Limey: Carla...
Carla: I just don't see why you felt you had to be false about who you were! Why couldn't you have told me, when it DIDN'T become a threat? I would have understood you! Why didn't you think that??
*Carla turns her back to Limey. Limey sighs. *
Limey: Do you remember when you were turned down job after job from wrestling businesses worldwide because you were expected to be a clueless piece of Eye Candy? Do you remember how you got here in EWT by posing as one of those same bimbos simply to get into the business you loved? What would you give to wipe those memories from your mind? Who you are now...who you always were...that's the Carla I know and care about. Who I was, back in my clueless youth, that bloke is dead. The bloke right here is who I am, and who I really wish I could say I always was.
*Carla still has her back turned. There is a lot of tension in the room. *
Limey: Anyway.... just think about it. That's all I ask. Good luck in your match tonight, by the way. I know you'll give them hell.
*Limey walks away, and we hear him walking out a door. Carla eventually looks back, reflecting on what Limey just said. She sighs, and returns to the locker room as we cut back to the arena. *
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:21:44 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:21:44 GMT -5
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Fatal 4-Way Submission match for the EWT Girl Next Door championship!
*She’s Got Issues plays as Carla enters. *
LILLIAN: Introducing first…Carla O. Woe!
*Maritime plays next as oceanic enters. *
LILLIAN: Entering next…Oceanic!
* Mystery enters with a steel chair. *
LILLIAN: Entering next…Mystery!
*Finally, Just Close Your Eyes plays as Linda enters and heads to the ring, the GND title around her waist. *
LILLIAN: And finally, she is the GND champion…The Ocean’s Beauty, Linda Ragnal!
*Linda slides into the ring, takes her belt off, and hits it into the head of Carla. Mystery charges at Linda and hits her with the chair. Oceanic runs at Mystery and Axe handle slams her in the back. Oceanic grabs Mystery and puts her into a headlock. Mystery elbows out and picks the chair back up and swings it at Oceanic, but she ducks and puts Mystery into a sleeper hold. *
*After a minute, Linda comes from behind and hits Oceanic with the chair Mystery brought out, and breaks the hold. Linda hits a T-Bone Suplex on Oceanic, and bounces off the ropes for a Lionsault. Linda grabs Oceanic’s legs and puts her in a half Boston Crab. Oceanic crawls for the ropes, but Linda pulls her away from them. Carla kicks Linda in the chin, and helps Oceanic up. The both of them look at each other, then to Linda, pulling herself together after the kick. They run at her, and clothesline Linda over the ropes. They look at each other once again, and Mystery clotheslines the both of them over the ropes. *
*Linda, Oceanic, and Carla each get up, looking at the new girl. They slide in, and knock her to the ground. The kick at her for several seconds until Linda turns her attention to Carla, whips her into the ropes, and hits a T-Bone Suplex on her. Linda grabs her legs and puts her into a Boston Crab, far from any reach of ropes. Oceanic kicks Linda from behind, and breaks the hold. Oceanic picks Linda up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Linda slides behind her and puts Oceanic in a sleeper hold. Oceanic struggles over to the ropes, and grabs the top rope. The ref counts, and Linda lets go at four. *
*Oceanic gets on one knee after the hold is broken, and regains herself. Mystery comes from behind, and looks to hit a German Suplex, but Oceanic flips over, lands on her feet, and hits a sleeper hold. Mystery, far from the ropes, kicks Oceanic in the knee and breaks the hold as she grabs her leg. Mystery kicks Oceanic in the leg repeatedly, until she’s down on the ground. Carla grabs Mystery, turns her around, and hits a DDT on her. She sees Linda getting up, and hits a head scissors on Linda. Carla climbs to the top turnbuckle, looks at her three downed adversaries, and picks Linda. She goes for the Eye Candy, but Linda rolls out of the way, and Carla hits the canvas. Linda gets up, and grabs Carla, putting her in another Boston Crab. Oceanic gets up, looking at Mystery, thinking she’s still out, and puts her in These Arms Are Snakes. *
*Oceanic has Mystery locked. Linda has Carla locked. Oceanic and Linda look at each other, praying that their adversary taps before the others does. This goes on for almost six minutes. Yes, SIX minutes. After that time passes, Mystery raises her arm as if she’s ready to tap. Linda breaks her hold on Carla, runs at Oceanic, and hits a legdrop to break the hold. Linda picks Oceanic up looking for a vertical suplex, but instead turns it into the Orange Crush Bomb. Linda grabs Oceanic’s legs and put her in the Boston Crab again. Mystery grabs Linda from behind, and puts her into a Full Nels-I mean, uh, Masterlock. Linda tries to fight it off, but nothing works. Oceanic pummels Mystery from behind, and throws her out of the ring. Linda gets up, and looks at Oceanic in shock.*
LINDA: Did you just-
OCEANIC: Hey, as much as it would make me glad you lost the title, I did NOT want to see anyone tap to a move like that.
LINDA: Thanks…
*Oceanic kicks Linda in the gut, and connects a DDT onto her. Oceanic signals for These Arms Cold Be Snakes, but Mystery gets back on her feet, and drags Oceanic out of the ring. The both of them start to trade fists back and forth until finally Oceanic whips Mystery into the steel steps. Oceanic slides back into the ring, and is surprised by a running Carla, who nails the Donhavacow on her. Carla turns her attention to Linda, who’s just getting off the ground. Carla goes to put Linda in a headlock, but Linda elbows her way out, and grabs Carla’s legs for the Boston Crab. Carla struggles to the ropes, but just as she gets there, Linda pulls her away from them. Having no choice but to tap out, Carla raises her hand to give, but suddenly…*
*Senzafine plays. Linda breaks the hold, and goes to the ropes closest to the ToomiTron, where she notices Chrysta to be standing. Chrysta only looks at her with the emotionless face we’ve come to recognize, then walks into the back. Linda keeps shouting to Chrysta despite this, but it seems to be a good enough distraction. Carla swipes Linda off her legs, pulls her away from the ropes centered in the ring, pinning her to the ground while she’s on her stomach. She places one knee on Linda’s back, crosses her legs at the ankles, and pulls back with both arms. Yes, Carla just locked Linda into the Devil Lock. With nowhere else to go, Linda taps out. *
DING! DING! DING!
LILLIAN: Here is your winner…and NEW…Undisputed GND Champion…CARLA O. WOE!
*Carla lets go and gets up, shocked by what just happened. The ref hands her the title, and Carla holds it up with pride. Linda, getting up with help from the ropes as leverage, can’t believe how Chrysta did what she did. But nonetheless, she lost. Fair and Square. She turns her attention to Carla, and the look at one another. Oceanic gets up, and asks what just happened. Carla tells Oceanic everything, and Linda spins Carla back around, and offers a handshake. Carla and Oceanic look confused, but Carla accepts it. Linda goes over to Oceanic, and offers a handshake as an apology for everything. Oceanic stares at Linda for a few seconds, and offers the handshake. One by one, Oceanic and Linda leave the ring to let Carla have her moment and celebrate her victory.
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:22:26 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:22:26 GMT -5
(Mr. Big is walking backstage, when suddenly Rick Raskall comes from out of nowhere and nails Mr. Big with a chair! Mr. Big is angered now, and turns around to deal with the unwanted attack. Raskall is unfazed and keeps swinging with the chair. Mr. Big only gets more enraged, until Marcus Trunk comes from behind and chop blocks Mr. Big! Big falls to one knee, and Raskall takes a home run swing, smashing Big in the face with the chair! Mr. Big topples over, and the beating continues unabated for a short while. Trunk and Big then pick Mr. Big up and throw him headfirst into plate glass! The glass shatters, and Mr. Big is left lying, busted open and pretty much knocked out. Raskall and Trunk admire their dirty work until...)
EN Bunk: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
(Bunk is furious, and even though they have the two-to-one advantage, Raskall and Trunk split like firewood.)
(Bunk tries to revive Mr. Big, but fails and calls for the EMTs. They check him over as we go back to the EWT arena. Bunk looks furious.)
* We cut back to ringside.*
Announcer: This next contest is the Chariots of Fire Match. The object of this match is to take your opponent to the chariot located back at the entryway, get him into the chariot, & light it on fire. Making his way to the ring first is the former acting General Manager of EWT here is Curly Long. And his opponent, making his in-ring return to EWT…psychoapeguy.
* ape comes walking out of the back, dragging a high chair. Ape heads over to the chariot & sets the high chair up in the chariot. Curly stands in the ring, a confused look on his face. Ape points to the ring & heads backstage again. Ape comes out a moment later, dragging a playpen to the ring with him. Ape throws the playpen into the ring as Curly quickly gets out of the ring. Ape gets in the ring himself. Ape looks down at Curly & reaches into his own pants, pulling out a diaper for Curly. Ape throws the diaper at Curly. The bell sounds as ape slides out of the ring, chasing Curly. Curly runs circles around the ring & quickly gets into the ring. Ape slides back in the ring but is met by a baseball slide dropkick to the face by Curly. Curly grabs ape by the hair & punches him square in the face. Curly then climbs to the second rope & leaps off but ape manages to catch him & kneels down. Ape gets Curly over his knee & starts to spank him. Ape picks up Curly & drops him into the playpen. Curly starts yelling obscenities at ape.*
ape: Now now now, that’s not a good baby. Babies shouldn’t say naughty words. * Tsk* tsk*tsk*
* ape drags the playpen as Curly leaps out of it. Curly climbs out of the ring as ape is unaware Curly got out. Curly grabs a steel chair from outside & gets back in the ring. Curly climbs back into the ring & heads towards the playpen. Curly grabs the playpen, jerking it out of ape’s hands. As ape turns, he’s smashed in the head by the steel chair. Curly takes another swing, connecting with ape so hard that it takes him over the top rope. Curly climbs to the top rope with the chair & leaps off, smashing the chair on ape’s head, busting him open. Curly grabs ape & spits in his face. Curly tries to drag ape down the aisle way but ape manages to get to his feet. Ape picks up Curly & bodyslams him. Ape’s blood drips down onto Curly & ape just smiles.*
ape: Feels good to be home kid. How about we roast some marshmallows?
* ape picks up Curly & slings him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Ape heads over to the chariot & opens the high chair. Ape sets Curly up in the high chair as Curly starts kicking. A kick manages to land square in the crotch of ape as ape drops to his knees & grimaces in pain. Curly grabs the highchair tray & climbs out of it. Curly smashes the tray, breaking it over ape’s head. Curly kicks ape in the head again. Curly pushes ape onto the chariot & grabs a match. Curly lights the match as ape grabs the lit match & puts it in his mouth. Ape grabs Curly & tosses him into a barricade. Ape then picks up Curly & nails a double-arm DDT on him. Ape lifts up an unconscious Curly & sets him in the highchair. Ape grabs a match & lights it, dropping it on the chariot & setting it on fire as the bell rings. Ape staggers to his feet a bloody mess & heads backstage, backwards ape comes back out carrying a stick with marshmallows on it & heads over to the chariot. He shoves EMT’s & security out of the & a smile comes across his bloody face, as he takes a bite out of the roasted marshmallow. *
ape: I’M BACK!!
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:23:05 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:23:05 GMT -5
We are backstage with Mean Gene Okerlund in the interview area ready for his next assignment before the next match.
”Mean Gene” Okerlund: Ladies & gentlemen, what a night it has been & the festivities are nowhere near their zenith. In fact coming up we still have the Flex Magnificent vs. Limey match up coming your way. And some have contested unlike the other matches on tonight’s card that this is not a special match, but indeed it will be & let me introduce to you one special lady who will certainly make this match one to remember...The special guest ring announcer for the Flex Magnificent - Limey match.... BEA ARTHUR!
Bea struts out to the interview area in her rhinestone-sequined gown that she picked up at the Dress Barn. Gene is gob struck & looks like he is going gaga for the extravagant Bea Arthur.
MG: Whoooah Mama! Ms. Arthur to quote Billy Crystal, “Yooou look marvelooous!”
Bea Arthur: Oooh haha. Well mother always said I was the short, bald, & stocky type.
MG: *looking a bit peeved* Why I never!
BA: And you won’t with that attitude!
MG: *noticing it’s a joke starts laughing* Oh Ms. Arthur. Have I ever told you they call me “Mean Gene” for other reasons?
BA: *looks confused* Uuuuh nooo.
MG: Oooh well let me tell you about *starts whispering in Bea’s ear*
Ms. Arthur has a horrified look on her face as they are suddenly interrupted by the producer.
Producer: Hey Baldylocks! Why don’t you tell the Triceratops about your third nut on yer own time!
MG: *with a baffled look* Oh my! Anyway.... Ms. Arthur you will be the special guest ring announcer for Limey’s battle against the one & only Genetic Superman himself, Flex Magnificent. Your thoughts.
BA: Well Gene, they say behind a strong man is an even stronger woman. And I think if things get out of hand tonight I’ll be able to put those mounds of muscle into mush with my BEA-u-tiful ASS-ets.
Bea begins to swivel her hips as her movements mesmerize Gene. Ms. Arthur leaves the set as Gene begins to recognize he’s still doing an interview. So he shakes his head & looks back at the camera.
MG: Guys...I think things are going to heat up, but it won’t be in the ring!
The camera fades back into the arena as we hear the voices of Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse “The Body” Ventura over the roaring 100's in the audience tonight.
Jesse “The Body” Ventura: Wow. Mean Gene looks like he just creamed his jeans, Gorilla!
GM: That is inappropriate, Jess. But I must admit it seems like the love bug has bitten Gene.
JV: Yeah, & apparently its false teeth are still attached to him!
GM: Let’s get back to the ring for our next mega match up!
Announcer: This next contest is the Elevator to Hell Match for the EWT Ox Division Championship, as well as the finale in the Best of 5 Series. The winner of the match is the first man to get his opponent in the elevator & send it straight down to HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL. Making his way to the ring first is the challenger. Here is the man they call Spaz. And his opponent is the Ox Division Champion. Here is Eddie Omega.
* Both men make their way into the ring with the series tied up at 2 a piece. Both men lock up & then break apart. Both men lock up again, then break apart. Both men lock up for a third time, as Omega nails an armdrag takedown. Spaz kinda sits up on the mat & claps his hands towards Omega for the first takedown. Spaz gets to his feet & both men lock up again. This time Spaz manages an armdrag takedown. Omega just sits up & claps at Spaz now. Omega gets to his feet as both men just kind of get into each other’s face. Both men start trading blows with each other as the referee gets in between them & breaks them apart. As the referee is in between, this gives Omega the chance for a knee to the midsection followed up by a standing dropkick. Omega grabs Spaz off the mat & throws him into the turnbuckle. Omega runs at him & hits a dropkick into the turnbuckles. Omega grabs Spaz as he staggers & runs him in a headlock, hitting a running bulldog. Omega runs towards the ropes & goes for a Lionsault. Spaz barely manages to roll out of the way. Spaz uses the ropes to help himself up as Omega gets to his feet. Omega rushes at Spaz, who ducks & backdrops Omega over the top rope. *
* Spaz uses the ropes to catapult himself over the top ropes to the outside, crashing down onto Omega. Spaz gets to his feet & grabs Omega, pointing around at the fans, running Omega into the ring post. Spaz lifts up Omega & hits him with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Spaz gets up on his feet & climbs the ring steps. Spaz watches as Omega gets to his feet. Spaz leaps off the steps but Omega is able to catch him & turn it into a powerslam on the ground. Omega starts putting the boot to Spaz & lifts him up. Omega tosses Spaz into the barricade corner & starts smacking Spaz with the Pi Kappa Slappa. Omega drags Spaz to the entryway, where he scoops him into a bodyslam. Spaz is able to change position, adverting a bodyslam, & turns it into a Down Under DDT. Spaz lifts up Omega & nails a German Suplex. Spaz grabs Omega by the hair & starts dragging him towards the back of the entryway. Omega nails a low blow on Spaz. Omega then scoops Spaz’s legs, crashing him hard to the ground. Omega gets to his feet, when something catches his eye. Omega grabs a table & throws the contents of it off. Omega sets the table up at the end of the entryway in front of the ramp. Omega grabs Spaz & scoops him up, sending him crashing through the table with an Alabama Slam. Omega looks over & sees the elevator. He grabs Spaz & starts dragging him towards the elevator. Omega reaches the elevator, where he starts pushing the button for it to open. *
* Spaz manages to grab Omega’s leg, knocking him off balance. Spaz staggers to his feet, where he grabs Omega’s legs & applies a Sydney Cloverleaf. Spaz pulls on the leg with all his might as Omega taps. The elevator door opens as Spaz, with the hold still applied, starts inching towards the elevator. Spaz manages to get both he & Omega in the elevator when the doors close. Suddenly, a loud thud is heard in the elevator. Moments pass as nothing happens. The referee rushes to the elevator & starts pushing the button multiple times as if that will help it open faster. After a minute, agents rush out with a crowbar & a drill, trying to pry open the elevator. Finally, the elevator is open & nobody is in there. Everybody is shocked at the sight of neither Spaz nor Omega in the elevator. Suddenly a security guard rushes out from backstage. *
Security: They’re on the security camera!! They’re in the basement!!!
* A cameraman jumps into the elevator & takes it down into the basement. As the doors open, the camera catches Omega throwing Spaz into a wall. Omega starts kicking Spaz with The Pledges. Omega lifts up Spaz & throws him headfirst into an “I” beam that busts Spaz open. Omega grabs Spaz & bodyslams him onto the concrete floor. Omega starts kicking at a bloody Spaz. Omega lifts up Spaz & sees a table. Omega sets up the table & rolls Spaz onto it. Omega then spies a ladder & sets it up. Omega climbs the ladder & leaps off it, as Spaz rolls out of the way. Omega crashes into the table. Spaz slowly staggers to his feet from loss of blood. He grabs Omega & nails him with the Three Amigos Suplex to the concrete. Spaz grabs Omega & runs him into the “I” Beam when a loud snap is hard. Omega lets out a blood-curdling scream as he collapses to the ground. Spaz eyes another table & sets it up. Spaz grabs Omega & rolls him onto the table. Spaz climbs onto the table & lifts Omega into a powerbomb. Spaz changes it as he sends Omega through the table with a Shockwave. Spaz drags an unconscious Omega towards the elevator & pushes the button for the door to open. Both men get into the elevator as the doors close. *
* Camera shot is back upstairs as Spaz drags Omega out of the elevator. A camera shot shows Omega’s arm extremely limp & dangling. Spaz looks out to the crowd & does the Eddie Guerrero shimmy in tribute, setting Omega down on another table set up with equipment on it. Spaz climbs on top of the entry ramp & looks up at the ToomiTron. Spaz climbs the scaffold of the ToomiTron to the base of the giant monitor. Spaz looks out to the crowd, looks up, kisses his fingers, points up, & does the cross on his chest. Spaz leaps off in a picture perfect moment & crashes right down onto Omega with a 5-Star Frog Splash through the table, off the ToomiTron some 15 feet high. The crowd gets on their feet, going crazy. *
Fans: HOLY S***, HOLY S***, HOLY S***, HOLY S***!!!
* A bloody & now extremely battered Spaz slowly gets to his feet, grabbing Omega. Spaz drags Omega to the elevator, where he opens the elevator. Spaz tosses Omega into the elevator, as the doors close, & the bell sounds. The referee raises Spaz’s hand in victory & hands him the EWT Ox Division Championship. Spaz collapses to his knees, tears in his eyes, clutching the belt as blood still drips down his face. Spaz kisses the belt & looks up to the sky, yelling:*
Spaz: I DID THIS FOR YOU, PAPI!!! I DID THIS FOR YOU!!!
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:23:51 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:23:51 GMT -5
(A limo pulls up outside the Arena. Fettster exits holding his WWF IC title, he walks up to one of the entrances, only to be stopped by security)
Security= Lets see some ID there pal
Fett= ID..What you mean you want some ID..don't you now who I am?..say do I know you?
Security= erm..no..no you don't..ID pal..c'mon
Fett= Yeah..I know you..You're Ed Leslie, whats the matter Hulk not letting you on his show..say I hear they found a bag of white powder in the public restrooms just up the road
Ed= I said show some Id.. wait you say white powder?
Fett= Yep
Ed= Oh crap..I wondered where I put my stash...say you couldn't watch the door till I come back?. Please pal? I'll be you’re best friend
Fett= yeah yeah..Better hurry before the cops get there
(Ed runs off into the distance)
Fett= (under his breath) heh heh..Sucker
(Fett strides into the arena and bumps into Taka Michinoku)
Fett= Holy crap..I still employed?
Taka= Yes this is EWT's numba 1 announca Taka Michinoku...
Fett= Yeah yeah I know the routine, (grabs the mic off Taka) Now listen here Toomi..And all you other Jabronis The Peoples real intercontinental champion The Fettster is back and he's had enough of taking a seat in the Dennis Stamp lounge, I'm here to show the world how great I am. I’m here to take the title. And I don't care who has it..it won't be theirs for long, cause that’s the way I roll.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Fett throws down the Mic..Throws Taka face first into a locker and walks on as screen fades to black)
Backstage at the interview center is Sean Mooney in proper attire (black tuxedo & black tie) ready for his next guest.
Sean Mooney: Fans, what an incredible night it has been & it is about to get more magnificent right now with my next guest with his creator & mentor “The Doctor of Muscletology” Dr. Frederic Delavier, here he is, the Genetic Superman, Flex Magnificent!
Flex & the good Doctor arrive in fashion as always, both wearing platinum rhinestone attire that glimmer like diamonds, approaching Sean Mooney. Flex & Dr. Delavier are ear to ear grinning as their match is coming up soon. Flex pops a few small poses as Sean Mooney approaches him with a question.
Sean Mooney: Tonight is the night Flex Magnificent where you go one-on-one against your #1 adversary here in the EWT since you first arrived, Limey. You two have had a storied past for the last several months you two have been here. Do you think tonight will be you’re final match up against Limey? *Puts the mic up to Flex Magnificent*
Flex Magnificent: Ladies und gentulmun, donight will be de night dat a falling stuh here in de EWT will flicker und die! LIMEY!!! You huv made yo will & it seems NO ONE will be here donight do collect it! Hahahahaha!!! Donight! YOU LIMEY! WILL FEEL & COME FACE-DO_FACE WIT DE PAIN YOU HUV PUT UPON YO’ FANS! YO’ EX-GULFRIEND! & YO’ SELF UFTUH ALL DESE YEARS! And MOST IMPORTANTLY! YOU WILL FEEL DE PAIN THAT YOU PUT UPON MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
SM: Your Magnificence, don’t you feel it’s been enough that you have already defeated Limey in the past & have crippled his manager on one occasion & also have recently embarrassed him all across the internet by uneathering his old high school photos on Curly’s Colossal Coliseum?
FM: Sean Mooney, it will nevuh be enuff. You see Sean Mooney he tried do end my career by scarring my face, but donight I will end his uhntics by scarring his SOUL!!!! LIMEY!!! It’s a long way back from defeat & tonight I will make sure that there is no way bahck fo’ you! Because de real Flex Magkneefisunt is back from dat path & I will barricade dose swinging gates tonight so dat NO ONE WILL enter or exit them evuh again. Merely do leave you crying in de pile of excrements that I will beat owt of you donight. LIMEY!!! Maniflex Destiny has once again risen! It cannot be stopped. It cannot be quelled fo any longa. It will begin anew heruh donight while cease do exist in my universe, on my tersetial plaine. You will be extinguished. Like a phoenix emerging from de ashes you will be put back into de sewer where you belong. Becoz I yam de futurah of de EWT. I huv raised de bar heruh in de EWT. I will carry dis promotion on my shoulduhs like de Atlas because I huv de powuh & de magkneeficents do it. You will be extinguished like a restaurant lit ablaze by it’s owna wanding do collect it’s insurance money. BUT LIMEY!!! YO INSURANCE HAS RUN OUT! Much like your lifeline because she is gone now Limey & dere is no opportunities left in getting her back. BE READY! BE PREPARED! PREPARE YO FUNERAL PYRE! Becoz when you be in de ring wit me I will huv yo entire body in pain like it wus burning in fire. And I will not put it out. NO LIMEY! I WILL LEAVE YOU IN FLAME!!! *Flips his cape back & poses* FOEVUH!!!!!!!!
Flex covers himself up & exits with Dr. Delavier. Sean Mooney is perplexed by that promo & looks at the camera.
SM: Ladies & gentlemen.... Flex Magnificent.
The screen fades into the arena as we can now see resident Ring Announcer Howard Finkel in the ring ready to make an announcement. Before he does we now hear the voices of Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse “The Body” Ventura.
Gorilla Monsoon: Wow, look at the monster Flex Magnificent. Some hefty words to live by from the self-proclaimed Genetic Superman, Flex Magnificent.
Jesse “The Body” Ventura: And whatta man to back them up!
GM: Whatta challenge Limey has in store tonight. Let’s go to the Fink.
Howard Finkel: Ladies & gentlemen, may I introduce to you the special guest ring announcer for our next contest....
”The Golden Girls Theme” begins playing as Ms. Arthur makes her way from the entrance curtain. Her dress is showing some leg & Gorilla replies.
GM: Wooow. Check out the yams on her, Jess.
JV: Yeah, they look like they predate Mae Young’s breasts by a couple thousand years. And to think I thought Thanksgiving dinner went back to our times in B.C.E., Gorilla!
The Fink: She is the co-star of the classic television series “Maude” & “The Golden Girls.” Ladies & Gentlemen......BEEEEEEA AAAAAAARTHUR!!!!
The fan cheers on as the former Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak has the ropes opened up for her by the Fink as he gracefully bows down to let Ms. Arthur take a crack at ring announcing.
GM: Wow. The Golden Girl herself, Jess.
JV: Frankly, I don’t see what’s so golden about her, Monsoon. Her acting is staler than the contents of all those leftover Taco Bell wrappers in Cheeto Santana’s broken down Fiat & she looks crustier than a Domino’s Pizza.
GM: Well I happen to think she looks lovely, Jess.
JV: Maybe that’s why you got married to Abe Vigoda!
GM: Would you please stop! My wife is very beautiful for your information.
Bea is ready to make the announcement for our next bout.
Bea Arthur: This next contest is scheduled for one fall to a finish. There must be a winner!
The crowd is ecstatic at knowing what match is up next. Before Bea continues Flex Magnificent’s choir begins filing out of the entrance way & parting to each side. They take their places & begin to sing ever so lightly Flex’s ever-popular theme.
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Nov 28, 2005 0:24:48 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:24:48 GMT -5
BA: About to come down the aisle....Coming down the aisle accompanied by his creator, The Doctor of Muscletology .....Dr. Frederick Delavier from Nuremberg, Germany. He comes in weighing at 330 lbs. of pure magnificence with arms in length of 30 inches round, waist 38 , legs 24 & at a height of 6'7 ......He is the Genetic Superman.........Flex Magnificent
During her announcement the choir bursts into “Hallelujah!” as the Flexettes dance their way through the curtain making way for their name sake. Who walks out followed by his creator & mentor who is adorned in a white tracksuit with gold trim. Flex walks solely with his platinum colored rhinestone cape glittering like a thousand stars shining. He stops before he nears the guard rails filled with screaming, angry fans & whips open his cape which signals the explosive fireworks that go off immediately. He goes in pose down mode & pulls his cape closed again as he & Dr. Delavier maker their way down the aisle.
Dr. Delavier enters the ring as Flex stops on the ring steps & looks around. The fans begin a “HE CAN’T WRESTLE!” chant. He gives a look of displeasure & enters the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring & begins to look down with his arms straight & then quickly looks up, whips open his cape & immediately breaks into a pose down which sets off even more pyrotechnics. His latest ring entrance now features his new signature pose; one bicep up with the other hand in a “presenting” fashion. He finishes as Ms. Arthur is set to announce his opponent.
Ms. Arthur: And his opponent.....*”RIP” by Gary Numan hits the PA* From Lower Unkton, England. He is the former One-Time EWT Tag Team Champion....LIMEY!
The fans roar as Limey bursts out of the entry curtain & flashes the horns to his many fans in attendance. Being caught up in his entrance Limey continues on until......Over the PA his theme music has now changed to “All You Need Is Love” by the Beatles.
Limey in a fit of rage charges the ring & slides in. Both Flex & Dr. Delavier begin stopping on him as the bell ring to signal the beginning of the match. Flex & Dr. Delavier appear to have the advantage as Limey seems to be affected by all the stomps. Flex calls for Dr. Delavier to hold him up. Dr. Delavier does so as Flex paces away from them & begins rushing like a freight train with no brakes. Limey ducks as Flex takes off into the air with a Shoulder Block from HELL! The impact is so great it sends Dr. Delavier flying out of the ring & rolling to the middle of the aisle! GM: HOLY COW! Dr. Frederick Delavier almost got sent back to the locker room with the force of that shoulder block! JV: What amazing strength on the part of Flex Magnificent. If only he connected with the right man!
Flex gets up & sees the damage he has done & is totally perplexed. He begins talking to himself about what went wrong until he turns around to meet a healthy fisticuff off of Limey. Limey hits him with a few more as Flex takes a swipe. Limey ducks & misses the punch. He proceeds to catch Flex with a kick to the midsection. While Flex is momentarily stunned Limey grabs a hold of his wrist & turns it around & proceeds to lock Flex into a Gori Special.
Flex moans in pain as Limey begins walking him around in the move & begins walking to a nearby corner & proceeds to deposit Flex’s cranium into the bottom turnbuckle with the Gori Bomb. Flex immediately grabs a hold of his head. Limey then begins shouting to Flex which is audible.
Limey: How’s a bit of yer own medicine, huh!?
GM: Seems like Limey is giving Flex a bit of his own medicine by dropping that cranium of his right on the bottom turnbuckle. A move I am sure Flex would do if he even knew what a Gori Bomb was. JV: How dare you insult the intelligence of Flex Magnificent! This man has rarely been defeated in his stay here in the EWT. In fact all 2 of his loses were due to outside interference & illegal men making the cover! GM: If that’s how you feel about it, Jess. Go ahead!
Limey takes notice at Flex’s cape is still on makes a motion to the crowd of Flex flying. He then points to Flex & points to the outside while doing the flying motion again. He walks over to Flex & throws him right over the top rope!
GM: Haha! Limey is sure taking his nickname of the Genetic Superman literally, Jess. JV: Yeah, in fact too literally! Limey should be immediately disqualified for intentionally throwing Flex Magnificent over the top rope! What an abomination to the sport. GM: Body, I think you’re forgetting that you are not in the WCW anymore & that this is the EWT where regular matches have no rules to begin with!
Flex is still feeling the pain from the Gori Bomb & the toss over the top & begins to lean against the guardrail. He takes off his cape to assure it does not get damaged. Limey sees Flex in position & begins to bounce off the opposing ropes & takes a Suicide Dive through the ropes as Flex immediately ducks out of the way. Limey glides through the air & cracks his skull against the cold steel guardrail. Blood is already start to emanate from his head.. Flex slides back in the ring to regain his senses while Limey appears to be out cold on the canvas. The ref is speaking with Flex Magnificent as he pushes him out of the way & slides back to the outside. Flex having some intelligence picks up Limey & hoists him up onto his shoulders. He has him in aim position as he darts his noggin right into the ring post. The blood is beginning the flow like a river. The nearby crowd begin yelling at Flex as he just looks with a sour puss on his face & goes back to Limey.
GM: This crowd is irate, Jess, at their fan favorite, Limey, being out cold within the first few minutes of the match. Especially after such a strong offense at the beginning. JV: Not only that, but Flex must be very focused, Monsoon, because he has not laid one hand on the crowd. If you recall from Crap-a-Mania II I am sure Sections B & C got a different kind of meet & greet with their admission. GM: *interrupts* Wait a second! What’s this!
the camera goes away from the action to see Carla watching the match in the back. Her face is showing little emotion to what’s happening on the screen.
GM: That’s Carla! JV: HEY! I THOUGHT SHE WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM! GM: Apparently not because she’s not out here, but that shouldn’t stop her from wanting to watch the match! But we’re back to action now as the devious Doctor of Muscletology is starting to be woken up by his creation.
The camera screen is back on the action as Flex is smacking Dr. Delavier awake. Delavier begins moving as Flex is already back on Limey with a swift kick to the gut. Flex sees that Delavier is back up & orders him to pull down the guardrail & lay it on the floor. He does so as Flex drags Limey over to the guardrail. He lays Limey down on the guardrail & flips the bird to the audience who is now being held back by EWT Security. He gets his attention back on Limey & pulls him up in tombstone position & jumps up for the....OWEN HART PILEDRIVER!!! Directly on the rail his head makes impact. The crowd Oooooos as the devastation of the blow. Limey is completely out of it. Flex stands up & begins pointing at Limey & saying a few words. He then grabs Limey by the arms & hoists him back up on his shoulder. Flex walks him over into the ring & deposits him on the ring apron & rolls him back in the ring. Flex follows suit & slides back into the squared circle. He grabs Limey by the arms again & drags him into the middle of the ring & places one put over him & lays down the pose down.
GM: Oh this has got to be it all she wrote.
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GM: WHAT! He just walked away from it! What arrogance that Flex Magnificent has! He has the match won & walks away! What is his problem? JV: Oh he doesn’t have a problem, Monsoon. He knows he has the advantage & he’s going to take it to the limit & kill off Limey once & for all!
Flex walks around the ring & walks back to Limey. He lays down & hooks the leg as if he were taking it serious..
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GM: Once again that pompous pumped up jerk releases the pin like it’s no big deal!
Flex goes back to Limey who is still out cold & lifts him up by his underarms. Flex begins to yell expletives at him as he knees him right into the groin with authority. Limey again falls into a heap. Flex then alerts Dr. Delavier to start removing all of the turnbuckle pads from the nearest corner. Delavier proceeds as Flex continues to do work on Limey by laying his throat across the 2nd rope & strangling him with his bulky legs all the while Flex puts on the pressure by pulling on the 1st & 2nd ropes. Delavier is finished as there is now an entire row of exposed turnbuckles in one corner. Flex sees the work is done & takes Limey by the head & rushes him into the middle exposed turnbuckle head first with his knee right behind.
While this happens the camera cuts to Carla in the back who slightly cringes at what she sees. But as soon as we see her reaction we are back to the ring.
Limey is flat out on the canvas in a pool of his own blood. Flex flips him over & lays back on Limey’s body with his arms behind his head as if he were sitting in some patio furniture. The referee begins the count once again.
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Flex gets off of Limey & motions that he might be feeling comfy enough so he gives a quick punch to Limey’s liver & then pats him there like he was fluffing a pillow & goes back into a reclining pin.
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GM: Flex lets go of the nonchalant cover, if you can call it that, once again! Why does he proceed to dominate Limey & not end the match. He has it won. All he has to do is let the referee do his job & count the three. JV: Monsoon, he is just doing to him what any other man would do if he has his worst enemy alone totally vulnerable in every sense of the word. GM: That may be the case, but in the real world he’s killing the man!
The referee scolds Flex for playing games, but Flex ignores him & lifts Limey to his knees & drapes his arms over the second rope so he can be held up. Flex then goes to a nearby corner & ascends to the top. He balances himself & jumps off landing an elbow right on Limey’s bleeding head. Limey slumps over & falls over the 2nd rope to the outside. Flex orders Delavier to throw Limey back into the ring & he does so. Flex calmly walks up the steel ring steps & gets back into the ring. He walks over to Limey & puts his head in between his legs He lifts him up in a Razor’s Edge position & begins twirling around with Limey high above him. The crowd begins counting how many times he’s twirling Limey.
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! Flex releases sending Limey careening right into the corner with the exposes turnbuckles. Limey is definitely in pain & is showing it. Flex regains his sense of balance & goes up to Limey. He picks him up & attempts an Irish Whip but Limey falls flat on his face. Flex picks him back up & does it again, but no success as Limey falls back on his face. The referee with concern goes to check on Limey, but Flex thwarts that by throwing the ref to the mat yelling at him to count. Flex puts a foot on Limey’s throat initiating a cover. The ref counts
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Flex let’s go & kicks the referee in the face. There is now blood drooling out of the mouth of the referee as Flex is now looking impatient & decides to take out his frustration on the referee who has been pleading with him to stop the chaos that has been ensuing in the ring. So Flex pulls the referee up by the collar, ripping off his bow tie & begins to shove it in his mouth. Once in his mouth Flex picks him up for a Gutbuster! The referee is choking on the bow tie & spits it out with all the blood & mucus emanating from his mouth. Though Flex decides not to stop & drags the referee to the corner of exposed turnbuckle pads & proceeds to Curb him on the bottom rung. The referee immediately has now blood pouring from his mouth & obvious teeth are left on the canvas.
GM: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! He’s not even a trained wrestler nor is he scheduled to wrestle in this match & Flex Magnificent has the audacity to lay him out! Who the hell does he think he is?!
EMTs rush out to save the damaged ref while Flex is now being showered with boos from the audience. The loudest the EWT Arena has ever gotten. While the referee is being immediately rushed out of the arena a brand new ref makes the scene & immediately warns Flex to finish the match or else. After the warning the ref flashes Flex a can of Marshmallow Fluff so Flex being the smart man he is goes back to Limey. He lifts Limey up in a bearhug. Limey is motionless with his head laying on Flex’s shoulder. Smiling the entire time he sintches it in with Limey making some motion.. The referee lifts up Limey’s hand up once. It falls. Dr. Delavier walks into the ring. The referee holds up Limey’s hand again. It falls again. He lifts it up one more time....It begins to fall, but....
Dr. Delavier raises it up! The referee begins yelling at Dr. Delavier & tells him to get out of the ring or else the Marshmallow Fluff is coming out. Delavier exits the ring as the ref goes back to lifting Limey’s arm. It’s held up once & falls. The referee lifts it up a second time. It drops. The referee holds up Limey’s are one more time.....
IT’S UP!
Flex is totally shocked & begins to apply the pressure, but Limey appears to be beyond pain & begins to elbow Flex in the face. He continues the barrage of elbows until Flex let’s go
The camera is back on Carla who is still watching attentively to the action. Then it switches back to the men in the ring.
After Flex let’s go Limey hits Flex with a few punches & bounces of the ropes like a house on fire
GM: It’s that indomitable spirit within Limey that’s saying, “WIN!”
& Flex’s twirls with a clothesline & misses, but Limey bounces off the other ropes & gets caught by the ReFLEX ReACTION as Flex continues the clothesline. Limey is back on the mat in pain
JV: I don’t know, Monsoon. I think its saying, “Stay down!”
Flex having the shock of his life as Limey made that short but impact making comeback follows up with a knee to the head, which rings Limey’s bells. He picks him up & lifts him up holding him stomach first & rams him right into the exposed turnbuckles & follows it up with a shoulder breaker. Limey is down once again. Flex calls for Dr. Delavier to now bring inside the ring the RING STEPS! Dr. Delavier obliges & being also a very muscular man throws them inside the ring with ease. Flex sets them up & calls for the mic. He gets it & begins to speak to the fallen Limey.
FM: LIMEY! It seems like de hippy wit de technical skills & agility HAS FALLUN DO DE SO-CALL MUSCLE BOUND MO’RON! So it now dat it seems like I huv proven YOU ALL WRONG! *points to the fans as they begin chanting “HE CAN’T WRESTLE!”* It seems like I yam going do huv do show you how do be a real rustler STEP BY STEP!!!
Flex has Limey in a front face lock & DDTs him hard on the 1st step of the ring steps. He lifts him back up & goes for the 2nd & succeeds. The camera now focuses to the room Carla was in & it appears to be empty. Flex goes for the third step & hits it. The ring steps are covered in blood, but out of the mess in the ring that’s hope running down the aisle as CARLA has had enough & is heading full steam to the ring. Carla makes it inside as Dr. Delavier immediately grabs her. Flex sees these & taunts Carla as he succeeds with the 3rd & final DDT on the last step. Carla is kicking her legs wildly in a desperate attempt to get out of the clutches of Dr. Delavier. Flex walks over to her & grabs her by the throat & tells Dr. Delavier to get something. The Doc runs to the back while Flex is talking to Carla. He throws Carla upon Limey & takes Limey’s blood & smoothes it over her face. Carla is direly concerned, but is cautious to get Flex’s goad as she knows the damage he can do. Dr. Delavier returns with an Igloo container. Flex asks him to open up & pull out the contents. Delavier does so & hands Flex what appears to be a carton of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavored “Phish Food” after the jam band. Flex tells Delavier to hold Carla as he does his dirty work. Delavier does & Flex begins to open up the container & starts pouring the contents all over Limey’s wounds & proceeds to stomp on him afterwards. Flex’s attentions goes back to Carla who is squirming at the site of Flex walking back to her direction, but all of a sudden....... Limey is getting back up! Slowly but surely Limey is convulsing & pumping his arms while Delavier & Flex have their attention diverted. Limey begins to use the ropes for leverage to get up & suddenly he’s on his feet with blood covering his entire head & upper body he begins hulking up. Delavier catches this & informs Flex. Flex takes a quick look & is met with a Throat Punch! Flex flops around like a fish as Limey grabs the Marshmallow Fluff the referee had left in the corner & opens the container & starts shoving the contents into Flex’s mouth. Flex can’t stand it & lunges Limey off. He staggers over to the nearest ropes & literally throws up. Limey catches the opportunity & roles him up. The ref dives. 1! 2! KICKOUT! Flex is still in the game, but is feeling woozy. Limey take advantage & snap mares Flex who is sitting on the mat. He rolls him up in a Texas Cloverleaf pin & gets only a 2 count. Limey continues the succession of moves, but going to the top with a Moonsault Legdrop right on Flex’s damaged throat. Another 2 count! Flex is having trouble getting up so Limey lends him a hand & lifts him up for a Death Valley Driver!. He goes for the pin. Only another 2 count. Limey gets a bit frustrated & slaps the mat. He picks up Flex & power whips him into the exposed turnbuckle pads & Flex is definitely feeling the pain. So to add to it Limey launches off with a Mark III. After the impact Flex staggers away from the turnbuckle walking towards those ring steps that are in the ring. Limey sees this & lands an STO on the ring steps with Flex going face first. Limey goes for another cover. The referee drops down with a 1!
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KICKOUT!
GM: The adrenaline is rushing through Limey even though Flex Magnificent is kicking out with every piece of effort Limey gives. Limey will not quit until this match goes to him!
Dr. Delavier is astonished by all that has happened & decides to join in the fun & grab a chair from the timekeeper’s table. He rushes in the ring & is now face-to-face with Limey. Limey has a big grin on his face as Dr. Delavier looks still frazzled at what has happened. The closer Limey walks to Delavier the move Delavier backs off. Delavier is beginning to be backed into a corner, but from a moment of courage he swings the chair, but Limey ducks & sees Flex was right behind him & absorbed the impact of the chair shot. Flex is completely dazed & Limey immediately hits him with a TWIST OF LIME!!!! Limey makes the cover & grabs a handful of tights. The referee gets to his position & immediately counts.
1! 2! SAVE FROM DR. DELAVIER!!!
GM: Oh that no good Jerry Lewis loving a**hole!!! JV: Whoah Monsoon! I have never seen you act like this before! GM: WELL GET USE TO IT BECAUSE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF FLEX MAGNIFICENT & DR. DELAVIER RUINING EVERYTHING THIS SPORT IS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT!
Limey is completely frustrated & motions to Dr. Delavier. Delavier tries to make a break for it, but is caught by Limey. Limey calls Carla in & while she make it into the ring Limey hits Delavier with a Twist of Lime putting him down for the count. They then take off one tier of the ring steps & place Delavier’s leg in between the bottom & top tiers of the ring steps. Limey hands Carla a chair & gives her the honor as she climbs to the top rope & jumps off sitting on the chair & landing on the top tier of the ring steps crushing Dr. Delavier’s legs. Delavier bellows out in pain like a Mike Sharpe on Wrestling Challenge. Limey & Carla see a moment of rest & embrace each other as the crowd goes wild knowing that Carla would never turn her back on Limey.....
Unfortunately they turned their back on Flex Magnificent who knees Limey from behind in turn crushing Carla as he falls to the mat. Flex grabs them up & butts both of their heads with a tremendous force knocking Carla out of the ring. Limey having sustained an exuberant amount of punishment to his head is very dazed & walks right into a STACKED SUPER SLAM! Flex drops Limey face first Ultimate Warrior style on the mat & makes the cover. 1! 2! 3! The bell rings as the brutality is finally over. Bea Arthur gets into the ring to make the announcement.
GM: I can’t believe it!!! Once again Flex Magnificent has managed to STEAL another victory & opportunity from a rising superstar here in the EWT. I simply can’t believe it! JV: Hahaha You see Monsoon. Like I was telling you all along Flex Magnificent is the wave of the future here in the EWT so you better get use to it. Forget your Limey’s & your Carla O. Woe’s because Flex Magnificent just showed us all what REAL wrestling is all about! GM: Jess, you may be right to a degree, but I refuse to give this many any credit.
BA: The winner of this match....
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Nov 28, 2005 0:25:35 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:25:35 GMT -5
Flex knocks down Bea Arthur before she can announce the winner & kicks her right in the false teeth. Flex proceeds to grab the mic from the floor.
GM: What blatant disregard for human beings. First the referee & now poor Bea Arthur. She only came into the ring to announce him as the winner.
Flex Magnificent: *is breathing heavy* Listen....politely.....while I .....tell you...de winnuh...... Delavier though looking crippled begins clapping his hands as EMTs begin to take him away for immediate attention. FM: LADIES UND GENTLEMAN! DE WINNUH OF DE MATCH & DE FUTURE EWT CHAMPION....ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLEX MAG............ *suddenly, a loud squeal echoes throughout the arena. flex looks towards the entrance and sees an angry psychoapeguy slowly walk towards the ring with microphone in hand." Psycho Ape Guy: My mother...she told me that hitting women was wrong....unless you're family....you, Flex...are not Bea's family....hehe....you're not even close to her family....and I'm sick....sick and tired of seeing bullies like you try to run the show...I'm sick of you flexing your muscles...thinking that's gonna get you to the top....hehe....you want to get to the top?...hehe....you want to main event?....well....I've been here since day one....two times over world heavyweight champion....former television champion....former tag team champion....i have pretty much done all i can here....except....hehe....except to share with you....the beauty of your own blood...
*ape drops the microphone and makes his way to the ring. On the way he meets up with Limey & Carla who are leaving ringside. Limey sends Ape his blessing as the fans roar in approval. Ape just looks around & Carla grabs his attention by slyly handing Ape something, which can’t be seen. Ape accepts it & continues to make his way inside the ring Flex quickly exits the ring and begins to speak* FM: No wait a second....You vunt me do bleed my own blood? No uh. Not today. Today I yam on a high. I just defeated dat FORMER champion. And I now I yam unstoppable. But if a fight is wut you vunt den dat is wut you’ll get BUT ON MY TERMS! I wunt a match right now. Because I yam not here do get indo meaningless fights. I yam here do get to de top & dat tops starts with you FORMER CHAMPION!!!! *Flex slides into the ring & immediately points out Bea on the mat to Psychoapeguy. Age Guy being the maniac with a heart attempts to get Bea out of the ring. Flex takes advantage of the setup & Double Axe Hammers Ape Guy from behind. The official bell rings as Bea makes it out safely, but Ape Guy is pissed. The Hammer had no effect on him. Flex begins to back off as Ape approaches him, but Flex steps up & tries to kick Ape Guy in the guts. Ape catches it while Flex hopes around. Ape pulls out the item handed to him by Carla. IT’S A BOXCUTTER!!!* GM: He’s gonna finish the job Limey started at Crap-a-Mania II! JV: GET THAT WEAPON AWAY FROM THAT MANIAC! GM: Once again Jess YOU FORGOT THERE’S NO RULES!!! *Ape begins slashing up Flex’s leg with the Box cutter. He trips him down & lands some stiff elbows over the face of Flex. He then takes the Box cutter & begins jabbing it in Flex’s head. Flex’s forehead is now like a geyser. It’s literally pouring out on the mat from the multiple stabbings to his forehead. Flex is now very dazed from the blood loss & the effects of his previous match & can barely stand up. Ape capitalizes by grabbing the chair left in the ring & putting one of the pegs in Flex’s mouth. Flex is grabbing air as he’s nowhere near any ropes. Ape let’s go & drags Flex over to the steel ring steps inside the ring & begins to grate Flex’s head over the stubbly top part of the steps. Flex is riving in pain* GM: Haha nowhere to go Flex Magnificent. Dr. Delavier is nowhere in site to help you. It’s just you & the Ape Guy mono y mono. *Flex is still on the steps & Ape immediately is back on with a chair shot while Flex’s head lay on the steps. Flex continues to reach out but with less effort than before. Ape continues his damage by whipping Flex into the exposed corner & sits him up on the top turnbuckle. Ape begins to climb up the ropes, but Flex is starting to put up a struggle. He potatoes Ape with a nice right hand leaving Ape slightly dazed. Flex snatches him up & somehow maneuvers him into a Torture Rack while still sitting on the top turnbuckle. He begins to stand up & with all his might lifts up real quick & DROPS HIM SPINE FIRST ON THE CORNER POST! Ape falls off the post head first to the mat. His neck buckles awkwardly & lays on the mat unconscious.* GM: OH MY GOD! HE JUST CRIPPLED APE!!! JV: HAHA MANIFLEX DESTINY IS HERE!!!! *Flex slowly gets off the top turnbuckle as the referee immediately rushes out to check on Ape. The referee begins waving in the EMTs whom have their hands a bit tied in the back so they do not make an immediate appearance. While the referee continues to check on him Flex rolls out of the ring & yells at the referee to get back in the ring. The referee does so as Flex slowly lifts up the limp Psychoapeguy & rolls him inside the ring. He covers him.* 1! 2! 3! *the ref calls it & the bell rings. the arena goes silent except from the blood-curdling screeches from ape. ape's eyes are shooting back and forth violently as he screeches some more. that's the only movement of ape as his body lays there on the mat....motionless....lifeless. paramedics quickly rush into the ring to check on ape...after a moment, a worried look forms on their faces and they call for more help. a few more paramedics rush out with a stretcher. they put a neck brace on ape and place him on the stretcher. as they start to pull ape away, they suddenly stop. one of the paramedics has a confused look on his face, he then goes to the ring announcers table, grabs a microphone, and takes it back over to the stretcher, placing it near ape's mouth so he can speak.*
ape - ...hehe...well, kids...hehe....it's finally happened.....the pain.....the pain I’ve been looking for since i entered the EWT....hehe.....I’ve found it....hehe.....I’ve found it.....this pain....it will....it will last until i die....hehe....these medical people won't tell me....hehe....but i know....hehe i know what happened.....you don't make a living of making people hurt without knowing how the human body works....hehe...this may be the last time you ever see me....hehe....you loved me....you hated me....hehe you loved to hate me....
*an ape chant begins to start*
ape - ...hehe...and right now you love me hehe...I’ll never forget you people...hehe....and i hope.....i hope that you never forget me, either.....hehe...and now...one...last request...hehe....
*ape whispers into a paramedic's ear. the paramedic immediately shakes his head.*
ape - DO IT!!
*the paramedic hesitates, then crawls under the ring, pulling out a chunk of cheese. he carries it over to ape, and reaches his hand inside of it, pulling out a razor blade. he puts the cheese over ape's heard and as ape begins to smile. the paramedics roll the stretcher over to the guardrail and the razor is given to a fan. ape smiles at the fan and closes his eyes...as the lucky fan gives ape a blade job. the blood trickles down his face, and ape begins to laugh as he speaks into the microphone again.*
ape - ...now this...hehe...this is how i want to be remembered!!.....bloody....insane....and with my brother....cheese....hehe...EWT...hehe....who knows.....you may.....hehe you may bleed again one day....
*the paramedic drops the microphone as they all continue to make their way towards the back on the stretcher. Meanwhile Flex is still in the ring with a look of awe at what he has just done.* The Fink: *who has returned to take over for Bea during the match* The winner of this match.....FLEEEEEEEX MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNIFICEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!!!! *Flex drops to his knees as the announcement is made. “Hallelujah!” begins bursting out of the PA as Flex is in the ringing crying with a smile on his face at his latest achievement. JV: Hahahahaha once again despite all the odds FLEX MAGNIFICENT IS YOUR WINNER! GM: This is unprecedented folks. Two wins out of nowhere by Flex Magnificent. It’s gonna take me awhile to swallow this folks. I apologize. JV: Hahahahaha how does it feel Monsoon? How does it feel?! The man you called a joke is standing in that ring a winner. He did the impossible! He defeated Limey AND crippled the EWT legend himself Psycho Ape Guy. Something NO ONE has ever done! If that isn’t Maniflex Destiny in action than I don’t know WHAT IS! Hahahahaha. GM: This is a travesty of justice. I have heard of dumb luck, but this man beat both men legit whether it be by accident or precision timing I don’t know, but he won 2 matches in a row against 2 top quality men in the EWT. JV: Hahaha It’s all about Flex Magnificent tonight, Monsoon. So get use to it because this man may be your NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! How would you like that, Monsoon! Hahaha GM: Frankly, I wouldn’t & on that note let’s go to the back with Craig DeGeorge....I still can’t believe he did it...
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:26:32 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:26:32 GMT -5
Craig DeGeorge: Ladies & gentlemen, I am here with the newest EWT superstar signed by Toom E Dangerously. I give to you….Rabbi Love.
Rabbi Love: Oy! Bruthers & sahsters, I am here to spread the brotherly message of lahve. I am here to give to everybody the latest & grahtest interviews known to all mankind. As well as womankind. Oy vay! And these fine young folks of EWT will learn the lahve of Rabbi Love. Thanks to my benefactor, Toom E Dangerously, I can spread that wahrd of lahve to all. Right here on worldwide television. But everybuddy must remember one thing.
CD: And what’s that Rabbi Love?
RL: That Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lahve yew!! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lahve yew!! I lahve yew. I lahve yew. I lahve yew.
(Backstage, EN Bunk slams into Virus's locker room, looking furious. Virus looks bewildered.)
Virus: What the hell is this....
EN Bunk: SHUT UP! You talk about respect and you talk about taking the honorable way out... you f**king hypocrite! How in the hell can you talk about respect when you allow something like... THAT to happen?! Huh?
(Virus is taken aback, and he's starting to get furious at these seemingly unfounded accusations.)
Virus: What are you talking...
EN Bunk: I'm talking about Trunk, your own goddamned tag-team partner, and his butt-buddy Raskall jumping Mr. Big backstage! THEY BEAT HIM UP SO BADLY THAT HE PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO WRESTLE TONIGHT! And you're telling me YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW?!
(Virus looks just as furious as EN Bunk now.)
Virus: No, I didn't know! But if you'll excuse me, I have somebody I need to talk to.
(Virus strides furiously out of his locker room. leaving a still-angry Bunk behind. The camera follows Virus as he walks quickly through the halls backstage, and finds Trunk's locker room. Before he opens the door, we can hear a far-off roar of fury and a crash, presumably from EN Bunk's pent-up aggression. Virus opens the door to find Raskall and Trunk laughing and looking merry.)
Virus: You JUMPED Mr. Big? You attacked him backstage? What, you didn't think you'd be able to beat him by yourself or something?!
(Trunk immediately stops laughing and stands up, getting right in Virus's face.)
Trunk: Yeah, we jumped him. No, we didn't need to. But we wanted to cause that oversized piece of shit as much pain as he caused me last month. Didn't you watch the tape? He knee dropped a chair right onto my NECK! It still hurts to BREATHE, Dammit! You have no idea how much pain I've been in EVERY DAY since I came back to this company, and you're telling me I'm not RIGHT in getting revenge?
Virus: Yeah, you have a right to revenge, but there's a time and a place to do it, and it's in that ring out there! Not backstage in some two-on-one sneak attack!
(Virus and Trunk continue their stare down, until "Heaven's a Lie" can be heard off in the distance. Virus shakes his head furiously before leaving to go enter the ring.)
(Virus makes his way out from under the ToomiTron, with a furious look still lingering on his face.
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a tag-team Scaffold Tables Match, in which the objective is to throw your opponents off of the scaffold and through a table in the ring below! Introducing first, weighing in at 344 pounds, VIRUS!
(Virus wastes no time in coming down to the ring, climbing over the top rope, and beginning to check the connections and joints on the scaffold. He barely even registers the crowd's somewhat loud pop.)
PA System: NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH A...A SON OF A B****!
(The crowd's cheers quickly turn to boos as Marcus Trunk makes his way out to the ring.)
Lillian: And his tag team partner, weighing in at 270 pounds, MARCUS... TRUNK!
(Trunk takes his time coming down to the ring, wearing a smug, cocky expression. When he gets into the ring, he gives Virus a look like "We've got this one in the bag". Virus just scowls at him as Hair of the Dog fades out, to be replaced by Getting Away with Murder.)
Lillian: And their opponents... introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is a member of the Third Street Warriors, he is E! N! BUNK!
(EN Bunk, for his part, looks nervous, slowly making his way down to the ring while throwing a nervous glance or two at the ring, already littered with tables and the ominous scaffold. When he gets down to the ramp, however, he cracks a wide smile, points directly at Marcus Trunk, and then points dramatically back up to the top of the ramp, where...)
(MR. BIG'S THEME MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY! Marcus Trunk looks like he's seen a ghost, while Virus looks a little easier knowing that this match won't be a two-on-one handicap match. Mr. Big locks eyes with Marcus Trunk in a lethal glare, even though most of his head is covered with bandages.)
Lillian: And his tag team partner, Mr. BIG!
(Big and Bunk make their way into the ring, where they step onto the scaffold and get directly into Trunk and Virus's faces. The intense stared owns continue as the scaffold clanks to life and begins to rise ominously above the arena.)
Joey Styles: All right, we're getting ready for our next match-up, and King, it's not going to be for those with weak stomachs!
King: You're right, Joey. This match wasn't going to be pretty with just Marcus Trunk and Mr. Big settling their differences, but add in the newcomers Virus and EN Bunk and you've got a hell of a match on your hands!
Styles: Marcus Trunk and Mr. Big wanted to settle their differences one on one, but Toom E. Dangerously booked them into this match with Virus and EN Bunk as their respective tag-team partners in a move to lessen the amount of matches booked. Trunk and Mr. Big have had a score to settle for months now, where Curly and Mr. Big made life a living hell for Raskall and Trunk during Curly Long's reign as General Manager. The bad blood intensified last month at WCBAWAN, where Mr. Big had the audacity to crush Marcus Trunk's larynx by knee dropping a steel chair onto Marcus Trunk's throat. No matter what happens, I think this feud is going to end tonight, when one of those men falls 20 feet down to the ring below.
King: And what about Virus and EN Bunk? The two newcomers have been fighting over respect for a little over a month now, and you must believe that their argument is going to be settled tonight too.
Styles: I guess we're about to find out, as that scaffold has just about reached its final destination to begin this match!
(Indeed, the scaffold has just about reached its desired height. The competitors are still staring at each other, each trying to burn a hole through the other with their deadly stares. Finally, the bell rings.)
DING DING DING!
Styles: AND HERE WE GO!
The four competitors waste no time in getting things started, as Virus nails EN Bunk with a thunderous right, and Mr. Big hits Marcus Trunk with a huge forearm to the chest. Trunk responds with a forearm of his own, and before too long, the two begin to bar fight so quickly it's tough to keep up with the action.
Meanwhile, Virus continues to hit EN Bunk with haymakers. EN Bunk looks like he's about ready to drop to the mat when suddenly he catches one of Virus's rights and responds with a thunderous left! And another! And another! And another! Virus drops to one knee, and Bunk continues to kick and punch at him. In another reversal of fortune, Virus grabs Bunk's leg and spins Bunk around as he returns to his feet. Then Virus hits EN Bunk with a face buster onto the scaffold! Bunk is busted wide open, but still gets right back on his feet due to his adrenaline. However, he is met with a hand to the throat for his troubles, as Virus lifts him up into the chokeslam position...
BUT BUNK REVERSES INTO A HUGE DDT! Bunk is down and out, and so is Virus, who is also now busted wide open.
Styles: Did you see that, King!? Virus hits a huge face buster on EN Bunk, and then goes for the chokeslam, but Bunk reversed into a huge DDT! Both men are down!
Trunk and Mr. Big continue to fight on the other end of the scaffold. Mr. Big's various bandages have fallen off during the course of the fight, and his wounds have reopened, covering Mr. Big's face with the crimson mask. However, Big has the upper hand at the moment, as he is hitting Marcus Trunk with headbutt after huge headbutt. Finally Trunk falls to the mat, and Mr. Big goes to pick Trunk up for a chokeslam off the scaffold! But Trunk is still in the fight, as he deliberately uppercuts Mr. Big in the family jewels. Then, Trunk gets a sadistic smile on his face, and starts trying to lift Mr. Big into a firemen's carry! The crowd, while into the match, is confused, but Trunk continues to strain.
King: I think those headbutts have confused Marcus Trunk, Joey! There's no way he can lift the monstrous Mr. Big by himself, so why is he trying?
Styles: I don't know King, but... ooh, Mr. Big finally puts a stop to Trunk's attempted lift by hitting Trunk in the back with a double axe handle!
Indeed, Big has done just that, and Big lifts Trunk up again, but this time into a DDT. Big leans backwards, and the scaffold shakes under the weight as Big and Trunk go plowing into the scaffold!
Styles: What a thunderous DDT by Mr. Big! Trunk is out like a light and bleeding! All four men are down!
The crowd begins to chant "THAT WAS AWESOME! (clap clap, clap clap clap!)" As the combatants lie on the scaffold, catching there breath and recovering from the various slams their bodies have withstand. Finally, everybody but Mr. Big begins to stir. Marcus Trunk returns to his feet, attempting to lift Mr. Big into an upright position, as Virus and EN Bunk return to their feet and trade ever-weakening punches.
Finally, Virus gains the upper hand, and clotheslines EN Bunk down to the scaffold again! Virus picks EN Bunk up, slaps a hand around EN Bunk's throat, and chokeslams him to the scaffold! The crowd pops as Bunk is now out cold yet again. Virus staggers over to Trunk, who has managed to get Mr. Big to a sitting position. Trunk and Virus exchange a look before Virus helps out, and the two get Mr. Big to a standing position. Then Virus and Trunk lock hands, and hit a double clothesline onto Mr. Big, who goes falling down to the scaffold again!
Styles: It looks like Virus and Trunk are taking control of this match, King! What a huge double clothesline!
King: You said it, Joey... and it looks like they aren't done yet!
Styles: Wait a second, what the hell are they doing? They look like they're... no... THEY CAN'T BE!
Indeed, they are doing the unthinkable, as the crowd begins to roar with anticipation. Virus and Trunk each have one of Mr. Big's arms around their necks, and they have a hold of Mr. Big by the neck and trunks. They strain, and somehow manage to lift Mr. Big up into the air! After a second of hang time, during which the crowd is going crazy, they slam Mr. Big down to the scaffold, which buckles under the sheer force of the massive impact!
Styles: OMIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! A DOUBLE SUPLEX ONTO THE SCAFFOLD BY MARCUS TRUNK AND VIRUS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KING!?
King: No, I can't! But they had better get rid of Mr. Big now, while they still can, because one of them alone won't be able to get him off the edge of the scaffold!
Styles: And they look to be doing just that, as they've got Mr. Big up again, and they look to throw him bodily off the edge of the scaffold... this is about to turn into a two on one fight... and... NO! EN Bunk makes the save with a double axe handle to Virus's back!
Virus turns around, and he and Bunk exchange blows back to the other side of the scaffold. Marcus Trunk, meanwhile, gets the same sadistic look on his face that he did earlier, intensified by the blood running down his busted-open forehead. He goes to lift Big again.
Styles: And Marcus Trunk trying to lift Big again!
King: When will he learn that he can't do that, Styles?! It's madness to try and lift Big by himself!
Trunk isn't listening, however, and strains as much as he can to lift Mr. Big. Mr. Big isn't budging, and Trunk strains again... AND LIFTS MR. BIG OFF HIS FEET! Mr. Big goes up 6 inches off the scaffold before Trunk drops him again momentarily. The crowd is going crazy once more... can Marcus Trunk actually lift the big bodyguard?
Trunk lets out an animalistic roar of fury, and tries again! And this time, Mr. Big is up and off the scaffold, AND ONTO MARCUS TRUNK'S SHOULDERS!
Styles: WHAT STRENGTH BY MARCUS TRUNK! Can you believe what we're seeing, King?!
King: No! Oh my GOD, I didn't think that was possible!
Marcus Trunk, chest heaving, eyes bulging from the weight on his shoulders, manages to slowly stagger over to the edge of the scaffold. With another animalistic roar, he tips over sideways, off the scaffold, and he and Mr. Big plummet down to the ring below! Mr. Big's body slams into the table first, with Marcus Trunk not far behind. The sheer impact of the two bodies from height of the scaffold causes the ring to collapse.
Styles: OMIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! A SUPER SAMOAN DROP OFF THE EDGE OF THE SCAFFOLD! MARCUS TRUNK FOLLOWS UP AN UNFATHOMABLE DISPLAY OF BRUTE STRENGHT WITH A HUGE SAMOAN DROP OFF THE SCAFFOLD TO ELIMINATE MR. BIG AT THE COST OF HIS OWN BODY!
King: My god, Joey, they're hurt. They're hurt bad.
Marcus Trunk has managed to roll off Mr. Big, but he is staring vacantly at the scaffold and arena lights above, shaking in obvious shock. Mr. Big, however, has not stirred from where he landed, and his eyes are closed, chest barely moving. The crowd grows silent for a moment as EMTs rush out to attend to the hurt superstars.
Virus and EN Bunk had ignored the roaring of Marcus Trunk, continuing to fight, until the crowd stopped cheering. Then, looking down, they see the carnage resulting from Trunk's Samoan drop, and stop fighting altogether, both men looking paler then ever.
Styles: My God, King, we may have witnessed the end of two very respectable careers tonight. It just goes to show how much these two hate each other.
Curly Long has made his way out to the ring to check on his bodyguard, and Rick Raskall rushes down as well to check on his tag-team partner and best friend. After a few more minutes, the crowd begins to chant once more.
"THAT WAS AWESOME! (clap, clap, clap clap clap!)"
"THAT WAS AWESOME! (clap, clap, clap clap clap!)"
Finally, the two men's necks are secured and they are loaded onto stretchers. Before the EMTs begin to secure his arms, Marcus Trunk manages weak-looking thumbs up, and the crowd roars in approval and appreciation for the great match they just witnessed. The scaffold begins to come down now that the carnage has been cleared from the ring.
Styles: Obviously, after that catastrophic turn of events, Virus and EN Bunk are not going to finish this match, King.
King: Who can blame them? I wouldn't keep fighting after I saw damage like that...
The scaffold finally comes to rest, and Virus and EN Bunk jump off. The two shake hands, and run backstage to catch up with the stretchers holding their tag-team partners as ring technicians begin to swarm in to repair the broken ring.
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:27:23 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:27:23 GMT -5
* We cut backstage as Craig DeGeorge is now with a bandaged Spaz.*
CD: Spaz, congratulations on regaining the Ox Division Championship.
Spaz: Thanks Craig. You know, I have busted my ass day in & day out for this promotion. And this right here proves it. You know, I may not be World Champion, but you know what? I am proud to be the Ox Division Champion. This belt means an awful lot to me. Think about it. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. And what did he start out doing? Cruiserweight action. And that lead him to bigger & better things. And look at me…doing EWT’s version of Cruiserweight action.
CD: Speaking of that, I understand Flex Magnificent won his match tonight, thus making him Number 1 Contender to your belt.
Spaz: You know what’s funny? Eddie Omega gave me a damn good challenge regaining this belt & he broke his arm. If he wanted a rematch, I respect him enough to give it to him. But Flex…what exactly has Flex done around here to even qualify as a representative of EWT, let alone the Ox Division? Nothing. But, you know what? I’m a fighting champion. It took me a long time to get to this pinnacle because Toom E had no faith in me. So he thinks making Flex Number 1 Contender will square me…well, you know Craig…..* oof *
* Spaz goes down hard as Flex stands above him, holding a steel chair. Flex drops the steel chair & just looks down in silence at Spaz. Flex picks up the Ox Division Championship & looks at it, then drops it down on Spaz. Flex walks off as EMT’s rush in to check on Spaz while we cut back to the ring. *
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:28:08 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:28:08 GMT -5
We come back to the arena to find ourselves standing by with Lillian Garcia in the ring, she has a microphone in hand
LILLIAN GARCIA: The following is scheduled for one fall ... and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship ....It will be an Escalator to Heaven match!
We see that in the ring is a huge escalator and at the top of the slow-moving steps is the Tri-State Title Belt, a ref stands by waiting to see who will reach it first, while a technician mans the controls for it at its base.
LILLIAN: First making his way to the ring ...he is the challenger and weighs in at around 212 pounds ... he is a member of the P.T.A ... he is Chance Confidence!
On that The familiar 'Pomp and Circumstance' music of Chance Confidence begins and out he comes to a chorus of boo's ... he gives the fans a surly arrogant grin as he heads to the ring. As he goes the camera passes by next to the announce booth.
JIM ROSS: Hello Everyone, I'm Jim Ross and do we have a great match coming up .... these two men will do battle in the Escalator to Heaven match, not for the faint hearted Jesse...
JESSE VENTURA: Well Ross, for once your right both Chance and Maelstrom are going to be a mess after this one ..
As if on queue Maelstrom's music begins to play. As 'Apocalypse Please' resonates around the arena. Chance inspects the Escalator that is attached to one side of the ring instead of where the ring ropes should be
LILLIAN: ... making his way from the Aquarium ... he weighs in the region of 300 pounds .... he is the current EWT Tri-State Champion ... he is Maelstrom!!
Maelstrom appears from behind the cloud of smoke and heads to the ring with the crowd chanting his name. Chance watches the champion carefully as he enters the ring to a loud cheer. Lillian remains with the microphone as she explains the rules
LILLIAN: ... Here are the Rules ... the first person to climb the escalator and grab the Tri-State Title Belt will be declared the winner ...
The bell rings as Lillian exits the ring ... whilst Chance and Maelstrom walk up to each other
For a few brief seconds words are exchanged ... Maelstrom signals to Chance that the belt is his ... Chance taking exception to this throws a punch and soon the two men begin to slug it out ... Maelstrom gains the upper hand as Chance drops to one knee, Maelstrom Irish Whips Chance into the ropes but Chance quick as a cat comes flying off the second rope with a cross body flooring Maelstrom. Chance raises his hands as if to say that was easy ... but Maelstrom is up ... Chance sees this and runs at Maelstrom ... but he ducks and lifts, sending Chance to the concrete floor outside ... Maelstrom follows Chance to the outside ... the Technician not wanting to get taken out hightails into the crowd ...
JESSE: Whats Maelstrom doing? .. he should be climbing the escalator ... this is why Chance will win the gold tonight!
Maelstrom grabs Chance and smashes his head into the apron a few times and then lifts him up on his shoulders ... Maelstrom is going to ram Chance head first into the ring post! .. Wait Chance has slipped out of the hold and pushes Maelstrom into the post instead .. Maelstrom holds his head as he groggily turns around to face Chance ... CHAIRSHOT!! ...
JIM ROSS: BAhhww GAwwdd a heinous attack by Chance ..
JESSE: but it got the big guy down .. remember anything goes Ross ..
Chance now incredibly confident that Maelstrom is out of the picture after that vicious chair shot rolls into the ring and heads to the escalator .. he smirks as he gets on and in a show of pure arrogance allows the escalator to just bring him to the top ... Maelstrom is stirring outside the ring he's next to the Escalator, blood flowing from his head ... Chair shot to the Escalator controls! ...
JESSE: Hey that’s not fair .. the Escalators stopped ...
J.R: anything goes, Jesse ...
Maelstrom using this to confuse Chance climbs into the ring and up the escalator catching Chance just as he was about to reach the top! ... They slug it out for bit as the Referee calls for a new technician to fix the escalator ... DOUBLE HEADBUTT! .. the two men nailed each other with the same move and both men roll down the Escalator steps ... Chance is first to his feet and hits a low dropkick to Maelstrom ... he follows with a blatant Choke! ..
The Crowd begins to chant 'Maelstrom!'
Chance eventually releases the choke and heads to one of the corners ... he climbs the turnbuckle ...he signals to the crowd ... he flies!! ... Maelstrom puts his foot up and catches Chance on the chin! ... both men are down! .. and here comes a technician at last ..
J.R: Looks like Chance took too long, Jesse ..
JESSE: hmm ... your right there Ross ... you could say that it might have been his 'Last Chance' ..haha
As the technician gets to work .. both Maelstrom and Chance are nearly back on there feet ... Chance turns to Maelstrom, and gets a clothesline for his trouble. Maelstrom follows up with a nice holding suplex! .. Maelstrom then heads tot he now working Escalator ... he steps on and walks up it ...
Suddenly, some sparks fly out from the control area
The Escalator is now in reverse! .. Maelstrom is now nearly back at the bottom again .. and Chance is waiting with a chair! ... he swings, Maelstrom ducks and lifts Chance up for an atomic drop ... but Chance reverses into a version of the Dudley
Dog! .. Chance sensing a victory goes to the top rope again! ... CONFIDENCE BOOSTER! ...
The Technician is giving the thumbs up sign as he has fixed it now
JESSE: This one is over .. no-one gets up from the Confidence Booster, say hello to your new Tri-State champion Ross ...
J.R: Maelstrom isn't out yet .. and anyway Chance's arrogance might be clogging his brain ...
Indeed, Chance starts to mocks the crowd and Maelstrom after his move ... even getting in Maelstroms face ...Suddenly Maelstrom 's hand grabs Chance's throat .. Chance struggles as Maelstrom slowly gets to his feet ... CHOKESLAM-wait no reversal into a neckbreaker by Chance! ... Chance gets up and heads to the escalator ... but Maelstrom is also struggling to his feet ... Chance is on the escalator, Maelstrom follows .. the two brawl as they ride the escalator to the top ... Both men are at the top within easy reach of the title ... Maelstrom blocks a punch ... kick to the gut ... Maelstrom sets up Chance for the Whirlpool .. but Chance is fighting it ... but to no avail ... WHIRLPOOL!! .. Maelstrom turns to the belt and takes it ...
Bell Rings
LILLIAN: Your Winner .... and still EWT Tri-State Champion! ... MAELSTROM!
Maelstrom takes in the cheers of the crowd after his successful title defense .. Chance is back up though, he's trying to take the belt from Maelstrom! .. Maelstrom has clocked Chance with the belt! .. to a huge cheer .. he then picks Chance up and throws him down the escalator to another loud cheer! ... Maelstrom grabs a mike ..
MAELSTROM: Hey Chance! .... The Tide has Turned! ..
Maelstrom raises his hands in victory as Chance walks off cursing Maelstrom
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:28:46 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:28:46 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first is the team reunited under orders of Toom E Dangerously, here is the HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals & Gasoline. And their opponents…. * Suddenly, the lights start to flicker as a beat goes down. A spot in the ramp opens up as Weird Al Yankovic rises out of the stage & starts “rapping”:* It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! Yeah!!
What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What?
It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What?
* As Al is performing his song, Mike Hodgson & Joel Nelson of the Nyrds come out right in the middle of the song & start busting a groove. After Al is done, all 3 men pose on the stage back to back to back with arms folding, & then head to ringside together. Weird Al takes a spot at ringside as Mike & Joel slide into the ring & prepare for the match up. Gasoline & HBH just kind of stand there trying to make sense of what they had just witnessed as the bell sounds. Gasoline & HBH bicker over whom is going to start the match. The old “Rock, paper, scissors” that declares HBH as the one to start the match. As HBH turns to start the match, he gets blindsided by a Gasoline clothesline. Gasoline lifts up HBH & throws him over the top rope. Mike & Joel just kind of stand there, trying to make sense. As the 2 of them stand there, a Gasoline clothesline nails them both. Gasoline grabs Mike & throws him over the top rope. Gasoline then grabs Joel & throws him into the turnbuckle. Gasoline charges at him, but Joel manages to leap to the top rope & hits a Missile Dropkick on Gasoline. That manages to send Gasoline reeling. Gasoline kinda staggers at what happened while Joel bounces off the ropes again & hits another dropkick. Gasoline staggers again as Joel bounces off the ropes again, this time a dropkick to the knees of Gasoline. Joel bounces off the ropes & gets Gasoline down with a neck snapmare. Joel jumps around the ring, surprised he was able to get Gasoline down. Joel high five’s Mike, tagging him in. Mike gets in the ring & tries to lift Gasoline up. Gasoline reaches up & grabs Mike by the throat, & gets to his feet, nailing a chokeslam on Mike. Gasoline goes for a cover but it’s broken up by a Joel elbowdrop. Gasoline gets to his feet & grabs Joel sending him crashing down with a chokeslam. As Gasoline turns, Sweet Chin Muzak by HBH meets him. This sends Gasoline reeling against the ropes. HBH runs the ropes & comes flying back, hitting a Spinning Heel Kick that sends Gasoline over the top rope. As HBH gets back to his feet, a Highcross Bodyblock by Mike meets him. The referee starts a count of 1-2.* * Kick out by HBH. HBH gets to his feet & takes Mike down with an armdrag takedown. HBH climbs out of the ring after pointing out to the referee that he’s not the legal man. HBH grabs Gasoline & throws him back into the ring. Mike comes off the top rope, nailing a Grand Theft Auto-sault onto a prone Gasoline. Mike goes for a cover, but Gasoline is able to get his shoulder up. Mike gets to his feet & manages to get Gasoline up, throwing him into the ropes. Gasoline ducks a clothesline but comes back with a Big Boot that sends Mike reeling back to his corner. Joel tags into the match & charges at Gasoline, who catches Joel into a spinning sidewalk slam. Gasoline goes for a tag, but an elbowdrop off the top rope breaks the pin. HBH grabs Gasoline & starts throwing punches at him. HBH nails a Russian Legsweep that takes down gasoline. HBH motions for a Figure Four Leglock & applies it to Gasoline. Joel climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off with a Mariosault. HBH releases the hold as Mike grabs HBH, hitting him with a German Suplex. Joel quickly grabs HBH & tosses him towards Joel, who catches HBH & sets him up with a powerbomb. Joel grabs HBH & the 2 work together to hit the Revenge of the Nyrds as Mike goes for a cover. * * Gasoline manages to break the pin attempt, grabbing Mike & heaving him over the top rope. Gasoline then grabs Joel & nails him with a Jackknife Powerbomb. Gasoline then follows up by lifting a prone HBH & throwing him outside the ring. Gasoline follows outside the ring, where he picks up HBH & throws him into the ring post. Gasoline charges at him, but HBH manages to duck as Gasoline crashes his shoulder into the ring post. HBH starts throwing punches at Gasoline as Gasoline lands a knee to the midsection. Gasoline grabs HBH, ramming his head into the ring post. Gasoline then smashes HBH’s head into the Dutch Announce Table. HBH collapses to the floor as Gasoline turns towards the ring & is met with a Grand Theft Auto-sault off the top rope Mike. Gasoline goes down into the Dutch Announce Table. Mike quickly gets back into the ring, as he & Joel embrace like they’ve won the match. The referee informs them that the match is not over. Joel heads outside the ring & grabs HBH, but HBH nails Joel upside the head with a Dutch wooden shoe. This busts Joel open as HBH now turns his attention towards Gasoline, beating him with the wooden shoe. Gasoline gets busted open now as HBH tosses the shoe to the side & gets to his feet. HBH climbs into the ring, unprepared for Mike taking him by surprising & hitting him with Halo II & quickly going for a cover as the referee counts 1-2-3.* * Weird Al & Mike quickly grabs a bloody Joel & the 3 rush out of the ringside area as an angry Gasoline is standing at ringside. Gasoline grabs HBH & throws him over the top rope again & climbs out. Gasoline lifts up HBH as the 2 start throwing punches, brawling up the entryway. Both men get on the stage as Gasoline lands a knee to HBH. Gasoline places HBH between his legs & hoists him up into a Jackknife Powerbomb, sending HBH crashing through the stage where Weird Al came through, breaking the hatch. Gasoline stands above the hatch, looking down on HBH as the camera zooms in, showing a broken & battered, not moving HBH. EMT’s rush out to check on him as Gasoline stands tall above the hole, his hand in the air. *
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Rebirth
Nov 28, 2005 0:29:47 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 28, 2005 0:29:47 GMT -5
Finkel: This match is the MAIN EVENT and it is for the EWT World Heavyweight Championship if either opponent pins the champion AND the EWT Tag-Team Titles. This match is the 8 Sided Steel Cage Match! The first man to be pinned or submitted loses the match. To escape the cage, you must have both competitors escape the cage either over the top or through the entrance. *Ragnals' music plays (combo of 'Fade' and 'High Voltage' by Linkin' Park)* Coming down to the ring, weighing in at a combination of 479 pounds, from the elements of Mother Nature, accompanied by Linda Ragnal, they are the Tag-team Champions of this world, THE RAGNALS'!
*After a break in their theme music, a lightning strike goes down to near the ToomiTron that makes a loud, and flashing noise that gets the attention of the crowd. Then, the three Ragnals appear once the smoke cleared from the lightning strike and strut down the ramp MNM-ish. They enter the ring fine, but to boo's that cement throughout the arena. The Ragnals take sides that they prefer to prepare the match. Just then Finkel had something to say as Linda Ragnal leaves the ring. *
Finkel: *Moxie's music plays ("The Dagger" by Roadrunner United)* Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 212 pounds, from Minneapolis Minnesota, he is a current EWT Hall of Famer, MOXIE!
*Moxie appears in serious game face as he is ready or one would assume by looking in his face. He stops under the ToomiTron to see that the crowd is cheering for him very loudly, louder than our World Champion's pops. Moxie puts on a smile as he finally walks down to the ring. He takes his good old time to enjoy the cheers that he is receiving. He goes to the ring and enters in it fine. Moxie goes to the top rope to signify that he will win the tag titles tonight, which the crowd believes. After Moxie flexes to the crowd, he warms out in the ring as the Ragnals' just chill in their corners, respectively to wait for the match to begin. Finkel opens his mouth to say...*
Finkel: *Dorf's music plays ("It's Dorf's Time by Da Radicalz)* Coming down to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, from Filthadelphia Pencilvania, accompanied by Diva-Dorf, he is the current EWT World Heavyweight Champion, DORF! *Pauses a little* The combined weight is 480 pounds.
*Dorf comes from under the banter of nowhere and appears to the ToomiTron to cheers and pyro. The cheers were not as loud as Moxie's, but louder than most 'good guy' competitors. Diva-Dorf is right behind Dorf. Dorf is giving a smile to the crowd, but it is not a typical smile that he usually does as he is worried about something...something for the match. He looks intense and ready to go to add another title to his collection. They walk down the aisle and once they made it to the ring, Dorf told Diva-Dorf something with a concerned face on. Diva-Dorf then nods her head and walks to the one corner (outside of the ring) where Moxie is currently standing, opposite of Joe Ragnal. Dorf enters the ring fine as he looks at his opponents with not much fear and puts a smile on his face. He turns his head to Moxie and does a motion to him about winning the tag belts.*
<Match begins> Ding, Ding, Ding!
<Dorf & Mike Ragnal> *The two lock-up as Dorf uses his weight advantage to walk to the closest corner of the ring. Dorf attempts to punch Mike Ragnal in his face, but Mike Ragnal uses his fast speed to duck the punch and crawl under Dorf and when Dorf turned around, Mike Ragnal had a stiff right hand of his own (did not put Dorf down though). Mike uses two more quick punches, but Dorf could go down; instead Dorf is being wobbly as Mike runs to the ropes opposite where Dorf is wobbling, and then sprints to where Dorf is and then flies so quickly to do a Flying Spear, but Dorf did not go down. Mike did not stop with his spear as he used that speed to push Dorf back so fast that he hits the steel. Mike got up quickly from the attempted spear and runs to the ropes opposite where is laying and does the same thing to Dorf again as Dorf's back is starting to show steel fence marks across his back. Dorf finally goes down as Mike Ragnal goes for the cover*
Referee: 1.........................................................................2..................................*Dorf kicks out*
<Moxie & Joe Ragnal> *Since Dorf & Mike Ragnal were locking up, Joe Ragnal & Moxie had to lock-up at the beginning of the match. Joe uses his weight to push Moxie to a corner and before the referee would break the two up, Joe Ragnal does a Standing Dropkick to Moxie at the corner and immediately got up to the middle of the ring to do a Running Enziguri to Moxie at the corner and connects successfully as Moxie goes down. Joe makes Moxie stand partially up as Joe runs to ropes opposite where Moxie is partially standing, and then speeds up to Moxie to hit with a stiff Dropkick to Moxie's face. The force was so strong that he went backwards into the cage. Joe drags Moxie to around the middle of the ring. Joe goes to the top rope and CONNECTS WITH THE CLOUDBREAKER! Joe flies off Moxie and clinches to his stomach. Joe gets up slowly and does as he sees his brother pinning Dorf. He goes over to help his brother to double team on Dorf. *
<Dorf & Ragnals> *Mike Ragnal got up quickly after pinning Dorf and sees that Joe is already up and ready for help. Both of them had a smile on their face as they make Dorf stand up. Both of them then picked up Dorf and put him into a Double Stalling Vertical Suplex. Dorf goes down hard as his face is turned red and is also clinching to his neck. The Ragnals then make some finger points and then a motion of a powerslam. Joe Ragnal then runs to one side of the ropes over Dorf and to the other side of the ropes, then Mike picks Joe up very fast by keeping up to Joe's speed and makes him fly upward above Dorf and released him when Joe could go higher. Joe eventually got up ten feet high as he went down to SPLASH ONTO DORF'S CHEST! Joe holds onto Dorf and goes right for the attempted pin. *
Referee: 1.........................................................................2............................*Mike Ragnal pulls Joe out and attempts to pin Dorf! *
Referee: 1.........................................................................2.................................................................*Moxie dives at Mike in the nick of time to prevent the 3 count. Joe is down from doing that splash to catch up his breathing.
<Moxie & Ragnals> *Moxie gets up slowly and makes Mike Ragnal stand up. Moxie then performs a 'Quick Fix' DDT to Mike Ragnal. Joe Ragnal finally gets up and runs to Moxie...Joe attempts a Running Punch, but Moxie ducts. Moxie turns around before Joe could and then delivers a German Suplex. Moxie holds onto Joe Ragnal and performs another German Suplex to Joe and still holds onto Joe. Moxie goes for the third time and releases Joe into the Steel, getting his head into the cage. Joe goes down and his bleeding from his forehead. Moxie appears to put Joe into the Texas Cloverleaf, but Mike comes running at Moxie to prevent that. Mike goes for a Flying Punch and takes down Moxie. Mike then made Moxie stand up and connects with an Impaler DDT. Mike signals to the crowd he is going up and not to the top rope. *
<All four competitors> *Mike climbs past the top turnbuckle to the top of the 8-sided Steel Cage and goes up to the top to get the crowd's attention and gives a 'lightning-like' scream as he performs High Voltage and CONNECTS IT ONTO MOXIE! Mike could not hold onto Moxie for the pin. The crowd is chanting Holy S***!, Holy S***!, Holy S***! Dorf is finally up and walks over to a partially broken Mike Ragnal and connects with a Dorf-plex to put him out for good. Dorf covers for the pin*
Referee: 1..................................................................2..........................................*A bloody Joe Ragnal goes over to knock Dorf over to stop the count*
<Dorf & Joe Ragnal> *Dorf got up right away and sees Joe Ragnal's forehead all bloodied up and both are staring at each other as the crowd is all riled up for the fact they are staring. The two go for each other and lock-up. Dorf uses his strength to put a High Knee to Joe's stomach. Dorf runs to the ropes to catch his Velocity and then sprints at Joe with a Running Spear into the Steel Cage! Dorf holds him there for five seconds and then does a Belly-to-Belly Suplex to Joe. Dorf covers. *
Referee: 1................................................................2.......................................*Joe Ragnal kicks out*
<Dorf & Ragnals> *Dorf, upset drags Joe Ragnal to the closest corner and goes to the second turnbuckle. Dorf picks up Joe and performs the DORF DRIVER! Dorf signals that he is going to climb out of the Steel Cage. Dorf begins to climb as Mike Ragnal begins to stir. Dorf goes about halfway up as Mike sees where Dorf is located. Mike sprints up to catch Dorf at the top of the Steel Cage. Mike starts to put out punches to Dorf and Dorf counters back punches as they go back and forth.*
<Moxie & Joe Ragnal> *Moxie seeing nobody around (still down and Joe Ragnal is behind) starts to crawl to the entrance of where he came in to get one-half of the participants out of the cage. Moxie crawls and crawls and takes a glance back to see that Joe Ragnal is behind and Mike & Dorf are brawling atop of the Steel Cage. Joe, still startled from the Dorf Driver turns around and sees Moxie going for the door. Joe reaches his lanky large right arm and attaches it to Moxie's left ankle and holds onto it to prevent him to escape. Moxie tried to crawl away with his strength, but Joe was too strong for that. Moxie knew he had to get if he wanted to escape.*
<Dorf & Mike Ragnal> *Dorf and Mike Ragnal are still throwing rights at each other as Dorf finally gets a minor advantage over Moxie. Dorf kept throwing rights to Mike, just to continue on down to the exit of the Steel Cage, but Mike did not let go. Dorf punched Mike once more and immediately picked him up AND BOTH FALL DOWN INTO THE ABDORFTION! Dorf could not hold onto Mike for the pin as both competitors lay in the ring.*
<Moxie & Joe Ragnal> *Moxie got right up after the AbDorftion by Dorf, but Joe (still down) still held onto Moxie's ankle. Moxie goes right for Joe's cranium and applies a Million Dollar Dream to an already bloody (still bleeding) Joe Ragnal. Moxie tightens the lock in, as Joe Ragnal appears to be fading and fading away. The referee checks Joe Ragnal's arm as it goes down for a call of ONE! The referee checks Joe Ragnal's arm once more as Joe appears to be out cold. Joe's arm goes down as the referee yells TWO! The referee checks Joe's arm once more and if Joe's arm goes down, we have new tag-team champions. The referee lets Joe's arm go down and it flails almost completely down, but he held onto it, breaking the two count. Joe starts to get up and tries to release from the Million Dollar Dream, but Moxie holds on and Joe Ragnal falls right down. *
*The referee checks Joe Ragnal's arm as it goes down, but in the process Joe LOW-BLOWS MOXIE, releasing from the hold. Joe crawls slowly to Moxie who is laid out, clinching to his groin area; Joe covers Moxie for the pin. *
Referee: 1...................................................................2...........................................*Moxie kicks out*
*Joe crawls to the closest corner he could see and gets up with help of the ropes and turnbuckle nearby. Joe gets up and jumps to the top rope. The crowd is getting all riled up again as Joe CONNECTS WITH THE CLOUDBREAKER AGAIN! Joe flops over Moxie and his face is so bloody that I cannot finish this sentence. All 4 competitors are laid out as the referee begins with the traditional 10 count in case of a count out. *
Referee: 1......................2..........................3...............................4..........*Dorf starts to move*.........5..........*Mike Ragnal gets up in an instant with Linda Ragnal's putting her powers to Mike*...6..........*Dorf is up as Mike Ragnal was about to make Dorf stand up*
<Dorf & Mike Ragnal> *Dorf kicks in the gut of Mike Ragnal and gives him a Dorf Bottom. Dorf uses all his strength to sprint out of the door and once Mike Ragnal got up he could have caught up to Dorf, but he let him go. Dorf has escaped the battle and now Moxie needs to either pin, submit, or escape. Moxie just saw Dorf escaping, but a Mike Ragnal is up.
<All four competitors> *Moxie crawls to the escape door where Dorf is telling Moxie to escape at, but Mike Ragnal walks right over to Moxie and makes Moxie stand up to deliver the RAGNALROK! Dorf, outside is in shock. Dorf then points to Diva-Dorf and told her 'Its time.' Diva-Dorf walks over to Finkel, the ring announcer and takes his chair and folds it up. Diva-Dorf hands it to Dorf as Dorf has a smile on his face...a smile that has not been seen in weeks. Mike Ragnal puts a punch to Moxie as Dorf enters back into the ring with the Steel Chair in hand. Dorf has it in position to Mike as he is shaking his head "No, no..." Worried that he is the one going to get hit with the steel chair. Moxie, partially standing has a smile on his face that Dorf is finally standing up for him. Joe Ragnal just stood up as Dorf's smile so large that he was about to swing it at the Ragnals (both at once). Dorf extends the chair back AND THEN VIOLENTLY SWINGS THE CHAIR BACK AROUND TO MOXIE!
*Dorf then immediately put another chair shot to Moxie and drop the chair. The referee just stood there trying to yell at Dorf, as the referee could not really do anything about it. Dorf signals Mike & Joe to do their signature tag-team finisher, The Thunder Cracker. Mike & Joe (tired and Joe bloody) performed the move as best as they could, albeit sloppy due to their tiredness. Dorf places the steel chair in place when Mike performs the powerbomb portion of the Thunder Cracker onto the Steel Chair. Moxie appears to be bleeding as Dorf grabs Moxie and perform the DORF-O-MATIC on the steel chair. Dorf then signaled Joe to pin Moxie. *
Referee: 1.................................................2...............................................................................3!
Winners: and still EWT Tag-team Champions, The Ragnals!
* Dorf is now punching down Moxie as the Ragnals are helping along, until the referee's and officials come in to save the day. Diva-dorf gets into the ring to try & calm down dorf as the Ragnals leave the cage. Just then, the lights go out as a familiar music only heard twice before in EWT is played. The lights come on & standing right outside the cage is Mystery, screaming & pointing:*
Mystery: YOU!! YOU!!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET!!! I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET!!! I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET!!!!
* The pay per view fades to black as Diva-dorf cowers in Dorf’s arms as dorf tries to calm her down. *
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