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Post by Banned Member on May 13, 2006 11:49:21 GMT -5
Dang, you even got Spike posting in here. How long's it been? 5 years? 10? 50? Try 100.
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ThePhantom86
Bubba Ho-Tep
Used to be reliable in my unrealiabilty. Now you can't even rely on that anymore.
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Post by ThePhantom86 on May 13, 2006 16:46:48 GMT -5
Here is my greatest moment: (Hope you like and I'm not sorry for the length)
Continued in next post...
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ThePhantom86
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Post by ThePhantom86 on May 13, 2006 16:47:05 GMT -5
Of course I've done stuff since but it was great at the time. Ah the memories.
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ThePhantom86
Bubba Ho-Tep
Used to be reliable in my unrealiabilty. Now you can't even rely on that anymore.
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Post by ThePhantom86 on May 13, 2006 16:50:18 GMT -5
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 13, 2006 19:23:23 GMT -5
So basically, the PPV names were less original then than they are now. Actually, the names back then were spoofs of the real ppv names. We in EWT have stupid names, but we try to be original & stupid.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on May 15, 2006 23:00:14 GMT -5
WCF...those were the good ol' days.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 16, 2006 1:01:14 GMT -5
Ah, Roid Wild...that was one of my favorite spoof names.
And the 8Syxx vs. 8Syxx with guest ref 8Syxx match was one for the ages.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 26, 2006 3:32:04 GMT -5
Aaaahhhh, look at the memory I found tonight when I was patrolling the mall:
*When we last saw Toomiguci, he was stranded on an island in the Hey Yo thread with Webster. The Love Boat was sent to save him, but they couldn't find the island*
<Toomiguci's music hits as he struts to the board looking a little lighter, sporting a long beard, carrying a bottle of Evian water, a beach ball, & a strange Federal Express package. Toomi grabs a mic to cut the longest promo ever born & born the pants off of everybody>
Well, well, well...I see I get stranded on an island & this place goes to hell, lock, stock, & barrel. Obviously Vince McMahon bought the Hey Yo Thread & closed it down. Let me tell you where I have been.
After being stranded on that island for 10 minutes with that short, little black guy, I got hungry. So I cooked him over an open flamed pit where I seasoned him with lemon & herbs. After I got hungry, I ate the camera crew that was with me. I then set the camera up myself to film my actions into the next big reality movie soon to be released in theatres.
I tried to figure out ways to get off the island. No such luck. As time went by, I figured out ways to save myself. I discovered fire to give myself heat. Strange things started to happen. Packages started floating onto the island. I started opening, where I discovered ice skates, birthday gifts, lots of money, a volleyball...I named him Wilson, and a package with these wings on them. For some weird reason, I couldn't bring myself to open it.
I was able to hide out in a cave I found. I made a spear as well as a fishnet from some stockings in a package I found. I was able to not only catch little weird fish that tasted pretty damn good, but crab as well. I was living off the fresh of the land. Pee'ing in the ocean as well as bathing, building little houses for me & Wilson. he doesn't like sharing a house & wanted his own room.
One day, 1/2 a porta potty showed up on the island. After seeing this, I became inventive. I cut down some logs using a chainsaw that was in one of the Federal Express packages. I built me a raft using homemade rope from some vines, as well as a rope I had turned into a noose to possibly hang myself over a cliff. I guessed the best tide time, used the potty as a sail, & was able to escape the island. I floated & floated out in the sea until I was picked up by a passing oil tanker.
After 2 weeks, 2 loooong weeks, I am back. I am finally back. And this place will never, eeeeever, be the same...again.
Now, if only I could figure out what the hell is in this damn package I still kept....
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Post by DSR on Oct 4, 2006 2:20:37 GMT -5
Hey, I don't suppose it's at all possible that anyone kept that really really long bio I had in the EWT Bio Thread? I meant to save that thing, cause I thought it recapped a lot of important moments of the WCF and the EWT. But I never actually saved the thing. I doubt anyone has it, but if you do, could you post it?
Thanks in advance.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 17, 2007 15:23:54 GMT -5
the nBo... ah, how i remember my promo's back in those days...
::snort::
you will now know the true power of destrucity once the warryah gorilla presses you above my head into the heavens and allows you to view the omnipotent power of the all knowing WARR...YAHH!!!!
::shakes ropes::
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