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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 1, 2006 17:26:23 GMT -5
VOICE OVER: "And now, Bokree Shoes proudly presents... EWT's SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!"
(Pyrotechnics and fireworks light up the arena in a beautiful display. The crowd cheers afterwards, excited about tonight's show)
NICK RUSS: "Over 20,000 screaming EWT fans have filled each and every seat here at the BankAtlantic Center in beautiful Sunrise, Florida! Tonight will be a night to remember, tonight will be a night that showcases the best of professional wrestling, but most of all tonight will be special. Buckle up for EWT SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM!"
(Shot of NICK RUSS & JEROME "THE LORD" EAST sitting at the announce table)
NICK: "Hello everyone, Nick Russ & Jerome "The Lord" East are here as no doubt one of many broadcast teams that will be calling the matches throughout the show for you tonight. Thank you for joining us this evening and prepare to be entertained by EWT's finest, and what a card we have tonight, eh Jerome?"
JEROME: "You got that right, Nick. we got Mike Ragnal vs. Virus; and whoever wins gets a shot at the Tri-State Champion, The Heartbreak Hitman Brett Michaels, WHO is the special guest referee for this match. And that's not the only match with a special guest ref, no. It's Ratings, it's the Mercenary, it's Hell in the Cell, and the special guest referee is none other than... well, we have no idea! Not only that, but we got 5 - count 'em - FIVE EWT title matches. For the Ox Division title, it's Koda Kazar taking on JCJ - Jester Colt Jackal! We have six lovely and talented women competiting in a Queen of the Mountain Match for the GND title! The tag titles are on the line as the Handsome Boys Modeling School defend their belts against The Prophecy Reborn! And tonight, finally, FINALLY, a NEW Toolshed Champion will be crowned tonight as ten men wage war against each other in a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL! And in the main event, for the EWT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, it's SPAZ, the man who some say has come back way too early from a recent injury against one of the hottest wrestlers in EWT right now, CHANCE CONFIDENCE!"
NICK: "All that and a whole lot more. Lets get this show underway!"
"GET RAW WITH THE FEVER ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!"
(The lights dim and multi-colored strobe lights flash throughout the arena as "Stayin' Alive" by N-Trance begins to play. The crowd boos as BK3K step out onto the entrance stage, wearing their new ring attire. MAXX is decked out in a long sleeveless Jeff Jarret-esque leather trench coat while ERIK is showing off his bullet-proof vest that has "CARLA HEARTS ME" written on the front)
TONI "THE GARC" GARCYA: "The following is the opening match for SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL, and is the BK3K Open Challenge! First, making their way to the ring, representing The Elite, weighing at a combined weight of 469 pounds: "The Original Thriller" Maxx Awesome and "Semper Fi" Erik Majors, BK3K!!!"
NICK: "Look at Erik's vest. After the things he's done to poor Carla O. Woe, I hardly doubt she wants anything to do with him."
JEROME: "I dunno, Nick, maybe Carla's into the rough stuff. I know some girls who's into that."
NICK: "Oh really?"
JEROME: "Yeah... your OLDEST DAUGHTER!!!"
(JEROME laughs loudly)
NICK: "I don't have an oldest daughter. I have an oldest son."
(JEROME stops laughing)
JEROME: "R-Really?"
NICK: "Yes..."
JEROME: "Well... he's... he's very effeminant, if you must know."
NICK: "Wait? What do you mean by--"
JEROME: "Hey! Maxx's going to talk! Lets listen, shall we?"
(Back in the ring, MAXX AWESOME holds a microphone)
MAXX: "Ladies & gents, Boogie Knights 3000 have ARRI------VED!!!"
(crowd boos)
MAXX: "I think what you are all thinking: "What better way to kick off Saturday Night Special than with BK3K". Afterall, I, Maxx Awesome, put the 'fevah' in 'Saturday Night Fever'!"
(MAXX passes the mic to ERIK)
ERIK: "And all the ladies that I, Erik Majors, put the 'SLAM' in their 'Slammin' Saturday Nights'."
(The crowd boos, but some females scream in approval)
JEROME: "A little innuendo right there, eh Nick."
NICK: "Yeah, I got it."
JEROME: "He means..."
NICK: "I GOT WHAT IT MEANT."
(ERIK hands the mic back to MAXX)
MAXX: "Now, you all know about our little open challenge we passed out a few weeks ago. Oh yeah, that's right. As I speak, our opponents are behind that curtain; opponents we don't even know who we are fighting. But be sure, they will be easily defeated and once again, we will prove that we are the greatest tag team that has ever stepped into the ring. With that said, the suspense is killing me! Opponents of mystery, come on down!"
(all eyes turn to the stage in anticipation for their opponents. For several seconds, there's nothing, and BK3K begin to joke about perhaps they are scared. Suddenly, sounds of slot machines and coins clinking together can be heard from the arena's speakers, then jazz mixed with hip hop beats begin to play. The lights dim and a single spotlight shines down on the center of the entrance stage, where a woman wearing a revealing dress poses, her back facing the audience and BK3K. As her hips trust from side to side to the rythem, she raises both of her hands, each holding 5 large poker cards. She tosses them to the side, cuing pyrotechnics to go off at both sides of the stage. Two men join her as she turns around; one is about 5'10", 190 pounds with a David Beckham style mohawk dyed bright red; the other man looks 6'2", 275 pounds with a Kurt Angle physique, and closely shaved black hair along with a goatee. Both men are dressed the same; a black sleeveless fishnet shirt and silver pants - both have a hand of cards on one leg (all aces), while each have a different symbol on the other leg (red haired man has a red diamond and heart, the black haired man has a black spade and clover). The tanned woman, who's perfectly curled hair is light brown with blonde highlights, flashes a bright white smile as she wraps an arm around the two men's and the trio head towards the ring. While they make their advent, BK3K exchange looks with each other, not sure what to make of this. The trio enter the ring and pose to the crowd, getting somewhat of a positive reaction. The woman makes a request for a mic and GARCYA happily offers his. She winks at him and turns to BK3K. The two groups have a faceoff before MAXX breaks the silence between them)
MAXX: "Umm... well, nice... entrance. The pyro was a nice touch. Though it would have been a lot better if we knew who the hell you three were."
(The mysterious trio exchange amused looks and the WOMAN speaks)
WOMAN: "Our apologies, Mr. Awesome. You are correct, introductions are most surely in order. So allow me to introduce ourselves. I am Lady Luck."
(She does a little bow before pointing to the tall man with the goatee)
LADY LUCK: "And this is Edwyn..."
(points to the red haired man)
LADY LUCK: "...And Felyx."
(Both EDWYN & FELYX nod)
LADY LUCK: "And we are... *seductive snicker* ...The Wyld Cards. And we're here to accept your open challenge."
(the crowd cheers)
LL: "You see gentlemen, we come from "American's favorite playground", "Sin City", Las Vegas. And we've come to EWT to take the house."
(MAXX & ERIK pause and exchange confused looks)
MAXX: "'Take the house?' Umm... sorry sweetcheeks, but this isn't 1995, this isn't "In Your House", and I'm sure the hell not Todd Pettengill. There is no house."
(ERIK takes the mic from MAXX)
ERIK: "Hold up Maxx, hold up for a sec. This is not "In Your House"..."
(His eyes study LADY LUCK's features)
ERIK: (to LL) "But I would love to you... "In My House"."
(The crowd boos at the pickup line, but LL giggles and smiles)
LL: "Well now, such an intriguing offer. Plus your friend is quite the catch as well."
(MAXX & ERIK exchange pleasant look as LADY LUCK approaches them; she begins rubbing her hands on their chest)
LL: (Leaning in towards ERIK, speaking into the mic he has in his hand) "You know, there's this old saying in Vegas: "Know when to walk away.". You see, you might think you got the hot hand and can do no wrong..."
(She continues to rub their chest, but slowly works her way to the their stomachs. ERIK & MAXX are oblivious about this, as they seem to be very much enjoying this)
LL: (cont.) "...but then, all of a sudden..."
(Her hands go lower, now near their groin area)
LL: "...you roll a pair of "snake eyes"."
(With that said, she grabs their genitals, causing the two to go wide-eyed and screaming in pain. FELYX & EDWYN strike, taking BK3K down with clotheslines and mounted punches. EDWYN tosses ERIK out of the ring, while FELYX whips MAXX to the ropes and nails a spinning heel kick. MAXX shoots right back in a daze, right into the arms of EDWYN who presses him over his head and throws him outside the ring at ERIK. Surprisingly, ERIK catches MAXX and sets him down on his feet. Before BK3K can even begin to come up with a strategy, FELYX flips over the top rope and takes them both out. The crowd is impressed by the WYLD CARDS' quick attacks. FELYX slides MAXX back into the ring while ERIK & EDWYN return to their respected corners. The REF singles for the bell to officially start the match as FELYX stomps MAXX into the corner. He pulls him up to his feet and hits him three sharp knife-edge chops to the chest. FELYX Irish whips MAXX to opposite corner, charges towards him and performs a corner backflip kick a la Akio/Jimmy Yang. MAXX is temporary dazed from the move, but charges forward, going for a clothesline. FELYX ducks with a split, and counters with a crescent side kick (Booker T's Harlem Side Kick). FELYX covers MAXX for an possible early pinfall)
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(MAXX kicks out. FELYX goes to pick him up but MAXX gets him with an eye gauge, following up with a snap suplex. With FELYX in the middle of the ring, MAXX stands over him and removes his elbow pad. He runs to the ropes, runs across the ring to the other side, does the John Travolta strut from "Saturday Night Fever" and is about to hit the Manero Elbow... when FELYX shoots up a la Shawn Michaels and hits a spinebuster/pinning combination)
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(MAXX kicks out again. With his opponent stunned, FELYX runs to the ropes to prepare for an asai moonsault/lionsault, but as his feet hit the middle rope, ERIK MAJORS kicks the rope, causing FELYX to lose his balance and land awkwardly on his head. The audience gasp as he lays motionless. The REF begins to check on him until MAXX pushes him out of the way, proceeding to stomp FELYX numerous times. MAXX makes the tag to ERIK, who drags the smaller man to his feet. He presses him over his head and hits the Major Discharge, following up with a pin attempt)
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EDWYN is able to break the count, but his interference draws the REF's attention onto him and away from the others, allowing MAXX & ERIK to double team FELYX. The duo hit their signature move "The Beatbreaker"; afterwards, MAXX quickly retreats to his corner, just in time for the REF to turn around and find ERIK pinning FELYX)
1... 2...
(FELYX kicks out. ERIK applies a full nelson, adding more pain to FELYX's already injured neck. LADY LUCK begins pounding the apron with her hands, getting the crowd on WYLD CARDS' side. Soon enough, FELYX is able to stand and tries fighting off the hold, but ERIK takes him down with a stiff clothesline to the back of the neck. With FELYX grounded, ERIK makes the tag to MAXX AWESOME, who hits a lightening quick leg drop to the back of FELYX's neck. Another pin attempt)
1... 2...
(Kick out by FELYX. MAXX goes to pick his opponent off the mat, but FELYX starts fighting back with shots to the mid section. MAXX is dazed from the shots and FELYX runs to the ropes and goes for a cross body. He takes MAXX down, but MAXX is able to roll backwards and stand on his feet with FELYX in his hands, proceeding to land "The MAXX Effect". Another cover by MAXX AWESOME)
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(FELYX gets his shoulder before the 3. MAXX drags his opponent up to his feet and nails a scoop slam close to the bottom right ring corner. He takes a moment to taunt and pose to the crowd before climbing to the top turnbuckle. He continues to stall with more posing and goes for "The Spotlight". Unfortunately, all he hits is canvas as FELYX is able to evade the maneuver. Both men lay on the mat in obvious pain, but FELYX is the first to move as he starts crawling to his respected corner, where EDWYN is ready to be tagged in. MAXX tries to preempt the tag, but all is in vain; FELYX tags EDWYN in and the big man knocks MAXX down with a running forearm. ERIK enters the ring but EDWYN takes him down with a clothesline. MAXX goes for a haymaker, but EDWYN ducks the punch and follows up with a full nelson slam. He covers MAXX for the pin)
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(ERIK breaks the count with a boot to EDWYN. ERIK goes for the "Major Climax", but EDWYN counters with a stalling suplex. Afterwards he Irish whips MAXX into the top left corner and follows up with a clothesline. EDWYN lets out an adrenaline filled roar, but is silenced by ERIK MAJORS, who sneaks up behind him and performs an impressive release German suplex. ERIK poses to the crowd's distaste while FELYX tags himself in and catches ERIK from behind with a springboard dropkick. While this is all going on, MAXX begins removing the top turnbuckle from the ring corner he was thrown into moments earlier. With the padding removed, the steel bolt that holds the ring ropes is exposed. MAXX turns around and is surprised by FELYX with an knife-edge chop to the chest. Meanwhile, outside the ring ERIK approaches LADY LUCK with a smooth yet disturbed smile. LADY LUCK starts backtracking, nervous by the man's advancements. Just as he grabs her by the arm, EDWYN exits the ring, and strikes ERIK with a stiff right to the chin. The two continue to brawl outside the ring while FELYX continues to work on MAXX. He climbs to the second rope and begins doing the "10 Punches" bit. Before he gets to 8 however, MAXX wraps his arms around FELYX's legs and drops him face first into the exposed turnbuckle. FELYX is practically knocked out from the blow. MAXX climbs to the top, turns FELYX around and hits "MAXXimum Impact". EDWYN tries to make the save as MAXX pins FELYX, but ERIK grabs him by the ankles. EDWYN is of no assistance to help his partner as the REF starts to count the pin)
1... 2... 3 (bell rings)
("Stayin' Alive" plays as MAXX rolls out of the ring, exhausted from the match. ERIK comes around to support his fellow stablemate while GARCYA announces the outcome, making it official)
GARCYA: "Here are your winners: BK3K!"
(A disappointed LADY LUCK and EDWYN check on the condition of FELYX while BK3K raise their arms in triumph)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:46:32 GMT -5
It's all about the Pentiums, baby...
Weird Al kicks in, and out come Joel and Mike, followed by Keiko. All dance their way down the ramp and to the ring. Joel and Mike slingshot flip into the ring, as Keiko sling-splits in between them. Mike dances to the middle of the ring and hits a Windmill, as Joel hits a K Kick behind him. They both pop out of their dance moves to throw up the N, as Keiko claps and appeals to the crowd.
Tony “The Garc” Garcya: The following tag-team contest is a two-out-of three falls match. Introducing first, making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Keiko Yakamoto, weighing in at a combined weight of 347lbs, Joel Nelson & Mike Hodgson, THE NYRDS!
A Rocked-up version of “Amhrán na bhFiann” plays over the EWT sound system as Team Ireland make their way to the ring. The members of the team are wearing Gaelic shirts with numbers printed on the back. Coach O’Hare is waving a Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. The team stop about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them.
Tony “The Garc” Garcya: And their opponents at a combined weight of 465lbs, being accompanied by Coach O’Hare, proudly representing their home country of Ireland, "The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone & Liam O’Neill. TEAM IRELAND!
”The Intellect” Nick Russ: These two teams have had some problems with each other over the past month. Jerome “The Lord” East: That’s putting it mildly. Ever since Team Ireland’s arrival in EWT all they wanted to do was make allies in the locker-room. Instead they wound up becoming bitter enemies. But quite frankly, The Nyrds brought this upon themselves. Russ: How can you possibly say that Jerome? The Nyrds didn’t want to drink Guinness… East: They refused the hand of friendship. They may as well have spat in Team Ireland’s faces! Russ: That’s baloney! Team Ireland are the ones at fault. They overreacted to the fact that The Nyrds turned down a pint of Guinness.
*The bell rings & the match is underway. Joel Nelson & Liam O’Neill start off as Mike Hodgson & Shane Malone go to their respective corners. Coach O’Hare & Keiko take up their positions at opposite sides of the ring.*
*O’Neill & Joel lock up. O’Neill manages to wrench Joel’s left arm around into a hammerlock & looks over to Coach O’Hare for approval. O’Hare yells at him to keep his mind on the match; sage advice indeed as Joel manages to reverse out of O’Neill’s hammerlock & take O’Neill down with a drop toehold. O’Neill scrambles to his feet & glares angrily at Joel who is appealing to the crowd. O’Neill decides to abandon his technical approach to the match & begins clubbing Joel around the head & neck. Once again he looks to O’Hare, who again yells at him for not remaining focused.
O’Neill returns his concentration to the match at hand & locks a side headlock in on Joel. Joel forces O’Neill off him, pushing him towards the ropes. At the same time Joel runs to the ropes on the other side of the ring & springboards off them with a Quebrada taking O’Neill down. O’Hare is yelling furiously at ringside while Keiko claps her approval. Joel attempts to make a quick cover on O’Neill.
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O’Neill kicks out just before three. Joel picks O’Neill up by the hair, but Liam attempts to fight back with punches to Joel’s mid-section. He then whips Joel into the Team Ireland corner & tags in Shane Malone. Malone quickly goes to work on Joel with repeated kicks to the gut. Joel slumps down in the corner while the referee begins arguing with Malone. While the ref & Malone bicker, Malone places his boot across the throat of Joel. The ref soon notices & forces Malone to step back. Malone takes a few steps back, holding his hands up…. then takes a run at Joel, bashing him right in the face with his knee. Joel is dazed & Malone bends over to pick him up. Malone lifts Joel up for a suplex & holds him in the air for a good 30 seconds preparing to twist around into a powerslam. But before he can do so Joel works his way out of the suplex, slides down Malone’s back & stumbles over to his own corner, making a tag to Mike.
Mike immediately springboards into the ring taking Malone down with a dropkick to the chest. Mike is desperately attempting to avoid getting too close to the biggest man in the match & wisely sticks to the ropes bounding off them with a springboard dropkick just as Malone gets to his feet again. He then climbs to the top & attempts a legdrop. The move connects across the throat of Malone who writhes in pain. Mike gets to his feet & attempts a standing moonsault on the big man. However, Malone manages to roll out of the way, leaving Mike to crash to the mat. Mike now lies on the mat holding his ribs. Malone saunters over to pick him up & lifts Mike over his head for a Gorilla Press. He presses Mike twice before dropping him to the mat, hurting those injured ribs again. Then Malone picks Mike up again; this time clubbing him from behind. Mike attempts to reach back & grab his neck, as he does so Malone grabs Mike’s arm & lifts him up for a Torture Rack. The pressure on Mike’s ribs is immense & his cries of pain can be heard way back up in the stands.
In order to prevent his team-mate from submitting Joel rushes into the ring & delivers a dropkick to Malone. “The Celtic Giant” falls down, releasing Mike as he does. The referee tells Joel to get out of the ring & he complies. The ref then begins a 10 count on Mike & Malone.
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6… Malone begins to stir… 7… Malone is getting back on his knees… Mike begins to stir & clutches at his ribs… 8… Malone is on his feet & the ref ceases counting.
Malone wanders over & attempts to pick Mike up yet again. However, on this occasion he is met with an enzuguiri. Malone falls flat on his face as Mike crawls to his corner, desperate to make the tag to Joel. Malone meanwhile, begins crawling towards his own corner. Malone makes it first & tags in Liam O’Neill who quickly dashes over & drags Mike back to the center of the ring. Mike desperately attempts to fight back, but his ribs are absolutely killing him. O’Neill lifts Mike up & hits him with a Brainbuster, then he quickly rolls back applying a James Gibson-style choke-hold. Before Joel can even attempt to make his way into the ring, Coach O’Hare trips him up from the outside. Without anyone to help break the hold & with his conciousness quickly fading Mike has little choice but to tap out.*
Garcya: The winners of the first fall, TEAM IRELAND!
*After spotting what O’Hare did to Joel, Keiko begins to chase him around the ring. At this point, O’Hare signals to the back & Sean McCann comes hobbling out, still on his crutches. He makes his way to the ring as quick as he possibly can (which isn’t really that quick, to be honest) & swings one of his crutches at Keiko in order to keep her back.
Meanwhile, in the ring, O’Neill has Mike trapped in the “Celtic Knot”. This time, however, Joel has been able to make his way into the ring & kicks O’Neill in the back, forcing him to drop Mike & release the hold. Joel then grabs Mike & drags him over to The Nyrds’ corner. Mike quite handily manages to tag Joel in this time & Joel begins taking it to Liam O’Neill. O’Hare jumps up on the ring apron, distracting the referee, as Sean McCann sneaks into the ring. Keiko yells at Joel & he ducks just as Sean McCann takes a swing at him with a crutch. McCann falls over & grabs his leg in pain. Joel then lifts up McCann, who has trouble standing on only one leg, & gives him a devastating Knee-Breaker. McCann howls in agony & Joel delivers ANOTHER Knee-Breaker. O’Hare has a look of concern on his face & attempts to help McCann out of the ring. EMTs come down to ringside & help to wheel McCann away on a stretcher; O’Hare remains at ringside to guide his charges.
Meanwhile, Joel has been helping to restore the balance in favour of his team. He delivers a bulldog to O’Neill & dropkicks Malone off the apron. Joel walks around the ring, getting riled up, kind of like a smaller, much more interesting Ken Shamrock. He helps Mike up, and they pull O'Neill off the mat. Joel legsweeps O'Neill in the shins as Mike comes off the ropes to hit O'Neill with another Bulldog. Joel walks over to the side and steps onto the apron, grabbing onto the ropes. Mike backs into the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder on O'Neill, as Joel hits a Springboard Legdrop, an obvious homage to one of the true spotmonkey tag-team greats. Joel rolls over O'Neill and hooks his leg, but O'Neill kicks out at two and 1/2. Mike and Joel pick O'Neill up again, but this time, Malone makes a comeback, and clubs Joel from behind.
Malone manages to pull O'Neill out of his slight daze, and they work from that by whipping Mike into the ropes, and as he comes back, giving him a double spinebuster. Finally, the ref manages to take control after O'Hare, with no irony whatsoever, tells the ref to keep the rules in check by sending the partners back to their corners. Mike is left with O'Neill, as Malone calmly walks back to his corner, with Joel having to be shoved back to his own. O'Neill goes to work on Mike, immediately locking him in a Bow and Arrow lock. Mike ribs are stretched, and if you remember, they were taking a beating earlier on. Said beating continues when O'Neill picks Mike up for an Toture Rack, and then flings him off in a flipping motion, driving his knee into his abdomen. O'Neill THEN whips Mike into his corner, and hits a running high knee, using both knees to hit Mike in the chest. O'Neill tags Malone in, and gets down on one knee. Malone picks Mike up for a Gorilla Press, and lets Mike drop down onto O'Neill's knee.
Malone drags Mike over to his corner, where Joel and Mike begin stretching out to eachother. Malone then shortarm clotheslines Mike and flips Joel off. Malone turns back to Mike and bends down to pick him up at the feet. Suddenly, Mike comes alive, kipping up into a hurricanrana, catching Malone totally off-guard, and locks in the usual pin that follows a 'Rana. One, two, three!
Garcya: The winners of the second fall, THE NYRDS!!
Mike rolls off Malone and lays on the mat as Malone stands up, and begins yelling at the ref. The ref stands by the decision, which sends O'Hare into a rage. Malone is just as mad, and makes it known by leaping on Mike and pounding him into submission. He then pulls Mike up and whips him into the corner with such ferocity that Mike doesn't stay put, but instead falls out of the corner, gasping for air. Malone tags in O'Neill, and they perform such scientific moves as Malone locking Mike's arms behind him as O'Neill punches him in the gut. Joel leaps in, but the ref stops him cold, beginning to shove him back to his corner. Malone and O'Neill put Mike on the ropes, Stun Gun style, as O'Hare begins pulling down on Mike's head, choking him on the ropes.
The ref turns back just in time to see O'Neill hit Mike with a sit-out gordbuster, and counts to two before Mike kicks out. O'Neill tries again with a bodyslam, but again only a two count. O'Neill then gets frustrated, putting the boots to Mike. O'Neill picks Mike up, and lifts him into the air for a suplex. Suddenly, Mike comes alive, and begins kicks his feet. Somehow, Mike slips out, twists around, and hits O'Neill with a STUNNER on his way back down to the mat (it's not impossible, Dragon Kid has done this a fair few times, I believe)! Both look completely spent. Mike has just taken a good ammount of abuse, and the impact of that last ditch effort knocked both men loopy. Mike begins a crawl towards Joel, and O'Neill starts to make his way to Malone. O'Neill tags Malone in first, and Malone runs in, grabbing Mike by the foot. Mike gets onto his free foot, and begins to pull away from Malone, but he's got a hard grasp on the Nyrd.
Mike then jumps into the air, and rolls, hitting some kind of inverted monkey flip/victory roll looking thing, sending Malone shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Mike leaps up, and tags Joel in. Joel cleans house by springboard dropkicking O'Neill, and then moonsault kicks Malone into the corner. Joel irish whips Mike into Malone, Mike hitting a corner dropkick. Joel follows up by clotheslineing Malone into the corner again, and then bulldogging him out. Joel locks Malone in a small Camel Clutch, and Mike starts to head for the ropes. However, he gets tripped by O'Hare. Keiko, who simply has had enough. Gets up onto the apron, and runs along it, hitting a hurricanrana on O'Hare, who didn't see it coming. The crowd reacts to this with a huge cheer. Joel and Mike themselves walk to the ropes to watch the events unfold.
However, O'Neill quickly dropkicks Joel over the top rope, and he crashes down to the outside. They begin to club on Mike, and finally Malone lifts Mike into an Electric Chair position, however, bent at the knees to keep a lower position for some reason. The reason becomes known when O'Neill comes running up from behind, and grabs Mike by the neck, runs up the ropes, and hits a Sliced Bread #2 off of Malone's Electric Chair. Malone covers Mike, and O'Neill stops Joel from interfering.
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Garcya: The winners of the third and final fall, TEAM IRELAND!!
O'Hare is obviously overjoyed, and he celebrates by leaping into the ring (he had pushed Keiko into the guard rail) and celebrating with his boys. The rest of Team Ireland run out (McCann obviously hobbles out) and celebrates. They raise their arms over the fallen Nyrds, and leave the ring, letting Joel and Mike alone in their shame. Joel helps Mike up, and they check on Keiko, and by looking in their eyes, we all know it's not over.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:47:03 GMT -5
*Mírame by Daddy Yankee feat. Deevani begins playing as the introductions for the next match begin*
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWT Ox Division Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 138 pounds, from Akron, Ohio, Jester Colt Jackal!
Jester rushes down to the ring and stretches out in the corner.
JR: This is Jester's first shot at the gold in EWT, and you can bet that he won't go down easily. He is a blue chipper, and will only get better with age.
Styles: Jester is a multi-time champ, but has failed to claim any type of gold here in the EWT yet. He gets his first shot here tonight, let's see if he can catch the gold.
*Headstrong by Trapt begins to play as the crowd goes wild*
Lillian: And his opponent, weighing in at 205 pounds, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, he is the EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
JR: Koda Kazar has proven himself in the short time he has been in the EWT, quickly climbing the ranks and becoming the EWT Ox Division Champion. He won't give up his title that easily.
Styles: Koda and Jester were close friends, and even were tag partners in the AWA.
Koda rushes down to the ring, high fiving fans during his charge. Koda slides into the ring and hands the belt to the ref. The ref lifts the belt into the air and hands the belt off. The ref calls for the bell.
Koda and Jester walk in a circle, trying to feel each other out. Koda and Jester lock up for a test of strength, with neither showing a sign of giving in. Jester tries to backflip his way out of the tie up, but Koda refuses to let go. Jest lands back in the same position he was in before backflipping. Koda pulls Jester in and gives him a monkey flip. Koda gets up and hits Jester with a sliding dropkick. Koda grabs Jester and whips him into the ropes. Jester comes flying back with a running forearm shot, but Koda ducks under the strike and Jester keeps running on. Jester comes back, running towards Koda's back. Koda jumps up and gives Jester a double mule kick dropkick to the chest. Koda runs towards Jester and hits him with a running handspring moonsault. Koda goes for a pin.
One.......Two.......Kickout!
Koda lifts Jester up, but Jester breaks free. Jester unleashes some lefts and rights and bounces off of the ropes. Jester jumps up high into the air before Koda, and hits Koda with a Jestacanrana. Koda quickly gets up. Jester rushes at Koda, but Koda nails him with a 540 spinkick. Koda whips Jester into the ropes, but Jester hits Koda with a headscissors takedown. Jester hits Koda with a Rolling Thunder & Flash Lightning. Jester goes for a pin.
One....Two....Kickout!
Koda thrusts Jester off of him. Koda whips Jester into the ropes and hits him with a 540 Hiyakick. Koda gives Jester a big snap suplex and then a pendulem elbow drop. Koda goes to the middle rope and goes for leg drop, but Jester rolls out of the way. When Koda stumbles up to one knee, Jester hits him with a shining wizard. Jester goes to the top rope and hits Koda with a Sidewinder. Jester lifts Koda up and goes for a suplex, but Koda floats over JEster and gives him a release german suplex. Jester slowly gets up. Koda runs up the ropes behind Jester and hits him with a Matrix Bulldog. Koda hits Jester with a breakdance legdrop. Koda goes for a pin.
One.......Two........Th....Kickout!
Koda whips Jester into the ropes, but Jester counters with a wheelbarrow bulldog. Both men are knocked out. The ref begins the count.
One......Two.......Three........Four.........Five........Six........Seven.......Eig..
Koda slowly gets up, using the ropes to pull himself up. Koda goes to clothesline Jester, but Jester ducks his clothesline. Koda turns around and Jester nails him with a jumping enziguri. Jester hits Koda with a Stalling Handspring Splash! Jester stalks Koda. Koda gets up and chases after Jester. Jester turns around and runs up the corner and attempts a Whisper in the Wind! Koda catches Jester's legs instead and drop him with a modefied powerbomb. Koda goes for a pin.
One.....Two......Kickout!
Koda can't believe it! Koda lifts up Jester, but Jester counters his grapple with a chokehold STO! Jester goes to the outside of the ring and hits Koda with an Aztecan Leg Drop! Jester goes for a pin.
One......Two.....Thr....Kickout!!!!!
Jester looks at the ref blankly and begins arguing with him. Koda slowly gets up and stumbles behind Jester. Jester turns around and Koda kicks him in the gut. Koda hits Jester with a K-Cutter! Koda goes for a pin.
One......Two.......Three!
Lillian: Here is your winner, and still EWT Ox Division Champion, Koda Kazar!
Koda heads up the ramp and thanks the fans on the top of the ramp.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:47:37 GMT -5
(The ring announcer climbs back into the ring for the next match. He takes his microphone as the throngs of fans surrounding the ringside chant for action.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the E.W.T. Tag-Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers weighing in at 422 lbs, the team of Moxie and Hitman Mark..... THE PROPHECY REBORN!
(Moxie and Hitman Mark step out from behind the curtain as their entrance music plays. The fans go wild as the two of them raise their hands over their head in acknowlegement of the crowd. Moxie makes his way down to the ring with his eyes fixed on it in a business-like stare. Hitman Mark, meanwhile, makes a gesture across his waist as he walks to the ring, indication that he'll soon have a belt around it. The two men step into the ring and take opposite corners, which they climb up to pose for the excited audience. Eventually, however, their ring music dies down. Both Moxie and Hitman Mark walk to the center of the ring and face the entrance way, getting ready to do battle with their opponents. "Look At This Face" suddenly blasts over the arena speakers, and the audience erupts with a series of boos.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And their opponents, weighing in at 451 lbs, the team of Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula.... they are the E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions, the THE HANDSOME BOYS MODELING SCHOOL!
(Moniqua steps out from behind the curtain and starts walking down to the ring, but Billy and Ultimo are not at her side. The crowd is bewildered as she heads down by herself. Then, without warning, Billy and Ultimo jump out of the crowd and slide into the ring from behind Moxie and HMark. The two Handsome Boys immediately rush their opponents from behind and start beating on them with closed fists. The suprised ref quickly calls for the bell.)
*BELL RINGS*
(Moxie is getting pummeled by Billy Ubermark while Ultimo handles Hitman Mark. The Handsome Boys seem in controll of their opponents as Billy backs Moxie into a corner and starts delivering kicks as well as punches. Meanwhile, Ultimo Chocula and Hitman Mark brawl over to the ropes where Chocula finally dumps Hitman Mark over the top and onto the arena floor. Hitman Mark slowly starts climbing to his feet, and Ultimo Chocula takes the opportunity to do a cross-body plancha over the top rope and onto Hitman Mark, sandwiching him against the rail surrouding the ring.
Back in the ring, Billy irish whips Moxie out of the corner he's in and into the far corner. Moxie hits the turnbuckles back-first. Billy rushes in behind him and follows up with a Monkey Flip that send Moxie flying out of the corner and landing on his back. Moxie sits up from the impact, grabbing at the small of his back. Billy quickly jumps to his feet, sees the opportunity, and delivers a dropkick to the back of Moxie's head. Billy goes for a quick cover.)
1....2... Moxie gets a shoulder up to break the count.
(Billy grabs Moxie by the hair and pulls him to a standing position. He whips Moxie into the ropes. Moxie bounces off the ropes, and Billy tries to connect with a shoulder throw, but Moxie simply uses the momentum to flip over Billy and lands on his feet. He turns around and tries to clothesline Billy, who manages to duck the move. Moxie turns around again, and Billy manages to connect with a crescent kick to the jaw. Moxie is stunned and staggers around in a half-circle. Billy grabs Moxie by the back of the head, leads him over to his team's corner, and slams him face-first into the turnbuckle. Billy then makes the tag to Ultimo Chocula, who has made his way onto the apron after the fighting with Hitman Mark. Billy leads Moxie out of the corner and puts him into a Full Nelson. Chocula climbs to the top rope and jumps off, nailing the trapped Moxie with a Double Axe-Handle to the head. Moxie slumps to the ground onto all fours as the ref orders Billy out of the ring.
Ultimo Chocula grabs Moxie and drags him to his feet . He hauls Moxie into the middle of the ring and executes a snap suplex on him. Moxie is layed out on the canvas as Ultimo Chocula stands up and gestures at him. The crowd roars with boos and cat-calls. Chocula sits Moxie up on the mat and goes for a sitting chin lock. Moxie is stuck in the hold, and the ref gets down to see if he wants to give up. Moxie shakes his head and starts trying to fight Chocula. The fans start showing their support by clapping as Moxie makes his way to his feet. Once up, Moxie delivers a couple of elbow shots to the stomach of Chocula to loosen the chin lock. Moxie gets free and shoots off the ropes. He tries for something, but Chocula dodges him and tries to lock in a Sleeper Hold. Moxie quickly sits down to nail Chocula with a Jawbreaker and break the hold. Chocula staggers around the ring holding his mouth as Moxie stumbles to his corner and tags in Hitman Mark. Hitman Mark rushes into the ring and immediately nails a clothesline on Chocula, sending him to the mat. Chocula tries to get back up, but Hitman Mark hits him with a running elbow smash to the head. Chocula is stunned by the move. HMark grabs Chocula and whips him into the ropes. Chocula comes bouncing off and HMark nails him with a dropkick that sends Chocula staggering backwards and through the ropes, onto the floor of the arena. Billy Ubermark gets down and tries to check on Ultimo Chocula. He helps Chocula off the floor and the two men are standing beside the ring as Billy tries to help Ultimo regain his senses. Hitman Mark siezes the opportunity by rushing at the two and hitting a baseball slide that sends both Billy and Chocula staggering into the guard railing. Hitman Mark gets out of the ring and grabs Billy Ubermark, who is recovering from the move. He takes Billy and whips him into the nearby ringpost. Billy hits the post head-on with a loud "DING!" that elicites a chorus of cheers from the audience. Hitman Mark then goes after Ultimo Chocula. Chocula has recovered, somewhat, and delivers a couple of hard punches to the face of Hitman Mark. He then takes HMark and tries to slam his face into the ring apron. HMark blocks the attempt and slams Chocula's own face into the ring apron. He then turns Chocula around and delivers a hard chop across Chocula's chest, drawing a "WOO!" from the fans. HMark takes Chocula and tosses him back into the ring. Chocula starts using the ropes to try and get himself to his feet. Hitman Mark climbs up onto the apron to get back into the ring. Ultimo Chocula, however, gets to his feet as well. He grabs HMark's head and nails him with a reversed Hot Shot that brings HMark's neck down across the top rope. Hitman Mark falls onto the ring apron and then rolls off onto the arena floor, clutching at his throat. Hitman Mark is hunched over on all fours on the arena floor. Billy Ubermark, who is recovering from hitting the steel post, sees this and quickly takes advantage to nail him with a dropkick to the ribcage that sends HMark rolling on the arena floor. The ref comes over and orders Billy to get back to his corner. Billy says something rude to the ref and then begrugingly complies.
The ref starts couting HMark out of the ring, but Ultimo Chocula rolls out of the ring himself. He grabs Hitman Mark and tosses him back into the ring. Chocula climbs back into the ring, as well. He makes a tag to Billy Ubermark, and then grabs HMark's legs while Billy climbs to the top rope. Billy leaps off with the Crossfire Leg Drop from the top rope across the neck of Hitman Mark. Ultimo lets go of HMark's legs, and then quickly gets out of the ring as Billy goes for a cover.)
1......2..... Hitman Mark kicks out.
(Billy gets off of Hitman Mark and drags him to his feet by the hair. Billy whips Hitman Mark off the ropes and then catches HMark with a Spinning Heel Kick to the face. Hitman Mark goes down to the canvas. Billy gets up and looks to the crowd for approval. The crowd gives him a merciless chorus of boos, which Billy eventually just shrugs off as he goes back to work on Hitman Mark. Billy grabs Hitman Mark and stands him up, again. Billy whips HMark into the ring corner. Billy follows him in and starts delivering a series of shoulder blows to HMark's midsection. Suddenly, Hitman Mark lifts his legs up and flips over Billy to turn the move into a roll-up cover.)
1....2....Billy rolls out of the pin and nails a dropkick to the face of Hitman Mark.
(Billy grabs Hitman Mark by the leg and drags him out towards the middle of the ring. He delivers an elbow smash to the inside of HMark's thigh, then gets up and tries for a single-leg crab. Billy rolls Hitman Mark over, and starts trying to cinch in the move. Hitman Mark starts reaching for his team's corner to make a tag to Moxie. The fans start clapping in unison to urge HMark on as Billy fights to keep the Single-leg Crab in place and Hitman Mark away from the corner. Suddenly, Hitman Mark rolls over enough to use his free leg to shove Billy in the butt and send him stumbling across the ring. The crowd goes wild as Hitman Mark then makes the tag to Moxie. Moxie comes into the ring just as Billy Ubermark is turning around, and Moxie nails Billy with a hard clothesline that sends 'The Virgin' to the mat. Billy tries to get up as quick as he can, but Moxie grabs him and delivers a couple of hard fists to Billy's face. He whips Billy into the ropes, and when Billy comes off Moxie connects with a standing dropkick to send Billy back down to the mat. Billy tries to get up fast, but he's clearly dazed. Moxie easily gets up before him and grabs Billy from behind to nail him with Reversed DDT. Ultimo Chocula comes into the ring to try and help Billy out, but Moxie rewards him with a quick punch to the face for his efforts, followed by a one-way ticket over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Moxie sees Billy Ubermark trying to get to his feet. Moxie grabs him and whips him into the turnbuckle. Moxie climbs the turnbuckle himself and starts delivering a series of punches to Billy's face. The crowd counts on as Moxie goes all the way to 10. When Moxie dismounts, Billy is dazed and punching at the air. Moxie hits a Reversed Jaw Breaker which sends Billy stumbling back into his corner and slumping down in it. Behind Billy, Ultimo Chocula has crawled back onto the ring apron and makes a blind tag. The ref sees it, but Moxie doesn't. Moxie turns around to get a head of steam so he can do something to Billy in the corner. Ultimo Chocula, however, climbs to the top rope and launches himself off for a Missile Dropkick that floors Moxie. Hitman Mark comes into the ring in response. As Chocula is getting to his feet, Hitman Mark nails him with a Spear. Hitman Mark lifts Chocula to his feet and backs him up against the ropes. He whips Chocula into the ropes, and when Chocula comes back, HMark connects with a hard Cressent Kick that staggers Chocula backwards and sends him into the waiting arms of Moxie, who then executes a German Suplex pinning combo.)
1....2....Billy Ubermark comes over and kicks Moxie in the ribs to break the cover.
(Hitman Mark rushes over and locks up with Billy Ubermark. The two men brawl as Hitman Mark backs Billy up to the ropes. He tries to whip Billy into the far ropes, but Billy reverses the whip and sends Hitman Mark running into the ropes. He comes back off, and Billy nails him with a Dropkick to send Hitman Mark out of the ring. HMark quickly tries to stumble to his feet. Billy sees what's going on, runs off the opposite ropes to get some momentum, and then rushes the ropes and does a Crossbody Plancha over the top rope and into Hitman Mark. The two men tumble to the ground on the outside of the ring. Nearby them, Moniqua rushes over carrying one of the E.W.T. Tag-Team title belts. She gets down beside the dazed Billy, and starts whispering something to him.
Inside the ring Moxie has Ultimo Chocula on his feet and the two are exchanging punches. Chocula tries to throw a haymaker and Moxie ducks. Moxie spins Chocula around with his momentup from the punch, and then sets up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep on Chocula. Moxie stands up and makes a cutthroat motion across his neck to signal that he's going to finish his opponent off. Moxie climbs to the top rope in an attempt the Desperate Prayer. Suddenly Billy Ubermark climbs into the ring and starts yelling at the ref. The ref comes over and starts hollering at Moniqua to get out of the ring. Moxie, who is perched on the top rope, starts screaming for the ref to get back to the match. While this is going on, Moniqua has snuck around the ring with the title belt and is positioning herself to nail Moxie with the belt. The ref sees none of this, because he's arguing with Billy. Suddenly, a woman in a mask jumps over the guard railing surrounding the ring. She grabs Moniqua from behind and slams her face into the ring apron. The mystery woman then grabs Moniqua by the head, spins her around, and nails her with a Twist-of-Fate onto the floor of the arena, much to the delight of the fans. Moniqua is out cold, and the mystery woman stares down at Moniqua, lifts her mask up slightly, and spits on her.
Back in the ring, Billy Ubermark is still arguing with the ref. While this is going on. Ultimo Chocula has climbed to his feet. He goes over to Moxie, who is still on the top rope, but is distracted by what's happening with Moniqua on the outside of the ring. Chocula climbs up to the top rope where Moxie is and starts brawling with him. Eventually, he knocks Moxie off the top rope, and Moxie crashes to the canvas, stunned. Ultimo perches himself on the top rope and prepares to go for a Frog Splash on Moxie, when suddenly Hitman Mark jumps up onto the apron behind him, grabs his legs, and pulls him down. Ultimo ends up landing on his crotch as he straddles the turnbuckle. The crowd howls with glee as Chocula gets a painful expression on his face, as he remains trapped on the top turnbuckle.
Billy Ubermark sees what's going on. He stops arguing with the ref and tries to come over to help, but he's met half-way by HMark, who lands a Flying Forearm Smash to Billy's face. Billy goes down to the canvas and tries to get up again, but Hitman Mark grabs him by the hair and tosses his through the ropes and out of the ring. Hitman Mark then climbs through the ropes and starts brawling with Billy outside the ring.
Inside the ring, Moxie climbs to the top ropes with the stunned Ultimo Chocula. He sets Ultimo Chocula up and nails him with "The Oracle!" The crowd goes wild after the move! From outside the ring, Billy Ubermark sees Moxie go for a cover. He tries to climb in the ring to break it up, but Hitman Mark grabs him by the tights and keeps him out of the ring as the ref makes the count!)
1.....2......3!
*BELL RINGS*
(The crowd goes wild as a bell rings! Moxie rolls off of Ultimo Chocula and out of the ring. He grabs the mystery woman and gives her a huge hug in celebration! They are soon met by Hitman Mark, who is carrying the Tag-Team Title Belts! He hands one to Moxie, and the two men raise the titles over their heads. Inside the ring, Billy Ubermark crawls over to where Ultimo Chocula is. Billy slams his fist on the canvas in disgust. His face is one of distraught as he looks out and sees his opponents with the titles.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here are your winners of this match, and NEW E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions..... PROPHECY REBORN!!!!
(Prophecy Reborn and the mystery woman quickly make their way up the ring asile, celebrating all the way! Moxie looks back and holds the title belt up, and then mouths something at Billy. Back in the ring, Billy Ubermark is on all fours. He hangs his head down, and stares at the canvas in disgust. Moniqua has finally woke up. She climbs back into the ring and crawls weakly over to where Billy and Ultimo are. By this time, Ultimo Chocula is coming around from the effects of "The Oracle." He looks at Billy and starts asking what happened. Billy tells him, and suddenly Chocula gets a strange look on his face. He lays back down on the canvas and covers his hands with his face.
After a couple seconds of this, the music for Prophecy Reborn has disappeared behind the ring curtain, and their music has stopped playing. All around, the arena is filled with a chant of "YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS!" directed at the HBMS. Billy looks around at them, but says nothing. Instead, he nudges Ultimo Chocula and says that its time to go. Chocula, however, doesn't move. Billy waits a second or two and then taps Chocula on the shoulder but Chocula violently shrugs Billy's hand away. Billy and Moniqua both look at each other, and then at Ultimo. Billy leans over and tries to say something to Chocula, who suddenly lets out with a loud animal-like scream that catches everyone in the arena off-guard. Billy gives Moniqua a strange look. Moniqua looks back at Billy and shrugs. Finally Billy reaches over and grabs Ultimo Chocula. Chocula seems fairly combative as Billy takes him by the arms and sits him up. Moniqua then comes over and helps Billy get Chocula to stand up. Together, the two help Chocula out of the ring, and back up the entry ramp as the fans watch with bewilderment.)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:48:06 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The extremely upbeat version of If Your Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands starts up as Sal and Hal run out all alone, acting like their usual kooky crazy overly happy selves. The two sprint down the ramp, stopping right in front of the ring and hopping onto the ring apron, then climbing inside.The crowd boos rather loudly as Sal snatches the random announcer's microphone.
Sal: So boys and girls... are you ready to smile... for quite awhile?!
Audience: NO!
Sal hands the microphone back to the announcer, whispering something in his ear.
Announcer: Ummm... roll call?
Sal: SMILEY SAL!!!
Sal does a bit of a running man, then gets on his ass and scoots across the ring like some kind of dog.
Hal: HAPPY HAL!!!
Hal does a poorly executed worm... popping back up to his feet and doing the Swim.
Both: AND WE ARE... THE SUNSHINE SQUAD!!!
They take the announcer's microphone back.
Hal: We've got a special treat in store for everybody... because we are taking on those Nutty Buddies... the Suicidal Idolz! It's gonna be a bit of a shame to have to beat them up... but Dr. Vivian said we should...
Sal: So basically... we have no choice. But oh well, it should be fun anyway, right Hal?
Hal: Exactly Sal!
The two hop up and high five each other, awaiting their opponents. They don't have to wait long as Enter Sandman starts up and the crowd goes nuts with cheers, out running towards the ring come American Saint and Twizted.
Announcer: And introducing the opponents at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Twizted... American Saint... the SUICIDAL IDOLZ!!!
Before Saint and Twizted can slide into the ring, Sal and Hal cut them off with a stereo baseball slide to their skulls, sending them stumbling back. Hal whips Sal off the ropes, lifting him up as he comes back in a military press, then launching him right at the dazed Idolz! Saint manages to move out of the way, Twizted not as lucky, being crushed by the full weight of Sal, who rolls off of him, getting back to his feet. Hal exits the ring as well, once again keeping Saint from entering as he kicks him in the gut, Sal going behind and locking on a full nelson, keeping him still. Saint groans as Hal backs up... charging and nailing a Yakuza kick to the face, knocking him loopy as Sal flings him to the ground outside. The crowd boos, both men walking over and grabbing Twizted and rolling him into the ring, so nobody can get counted out. The two follow him back inside, now stomping alternating at a still dazed Suicidal Idol, softening him up further, focusing mainly on the chest area. They lift him up to his feet, whip him off the ropes and go for a clothesline, which gets ducked by Twizted, who comes back off the ropes quickly, grabbing both Sal and Hal and planting them face first with a double bulldog! Sal and Hal ack, the latter rolling out of the ring for now. Twizted quickly gets to his feet, leaping up and nailing a double legged... leg drop to the back of Sal's skull. Sal acks, yelping in pain as Twizted quickly goes to clinch on a Buffalo Sleeper... but Sal desperately elbows out of it. Twizted breaks the submission, instead giving a stiff kick to the back of Sal's neck! Saint is now back up on the opposite side of the ring apron, ready to be tagged in. Twizted lifts Sal back up, whipping into this same ring corner, going over to tag in his partner. Saint grabs Twizted and whips him hard, watching as Twizted is flung forward, propelling himself and doing a full backflip, landing on his feet and getting a nice pop, then nailing an enziguri to the back of the head of Sal, who stumbles out of the same corner. Sal groans, going down to both knees as Saint and Twizted leap up, nailing a stereo dropkick to both sides of the head! Sal groans, slumping forward and to the mat as Saint covers. 1...2....
Sal kicks out. He looks at Twizted, running off the ropes and nailing a quick leg drop across the throat... only to get up and run off to nail a second one! Sal groans, clutching the neck area as Saint looks to the crowd, before walking over and slapping on a Camel Clutch on Sal! The Sunshine Squad member acks and goes wide eyed through his smiley faced mask, Saint pulling back on that neck and applying pressure. Sal quickly crawls over to the ropes, grabbing them, and causing a rope break for the submission. Saint doesn't mind too much though, as Sal rolls onto his back... Saint takes notice, leaping up and nailing a jumping fist drop, nailing him right in the neck again. He gets back up, walking over and tagging in Twizted, who gets up top of Saint's shoulders, signaling to the crowd, before leaping off with a moonsault at Sal... who manages to get the knees up! Twizted acks, getting the air driven right out of him as Sal slowly rises to his feet, clutching his neck and running over to tag in Hal.
Hal quickly enters the ring, Saint quickly charging at him... as Twizted rises back up. Hal doesn't seem intimidated, charging and running right through both Idolz with a Clothesline! He grabs Twizted, the legal one, from off the ground, nailing a few stiff punches and forearms to the face, then lifting him up for a Manhattan Drop! Twizted acks, bouncing up and down clutching the area as Hal whips him off the ropes, charging at him as he comes back with a nasty lariat! The cover. 1...2...
Saint runs over to break it up. Hal smacks the mat in frustration, before getting back to his feet, charging right at the other Idol, going for a running big boot, which Saint manages to quickly duck. Hal stops himself, lowering his foot again and turning around, bouncing off the ropes and catching Saint with a Lou Thez Press, beating the holy hell out of him with some vicious shots! Saint acks, struggling to get the bigger man off of him, to no avail. Twizted meanwhile is back up, clutching his own neck a bit. He charges, nailing a dropkick to the back of Hal's skull, slowing down his punching fury. He groans, getting up off as Twizted gets to his feet again, leaping up and nailing a dropsault, sending Hal stumbling back against the ropes! He backs up, charging and going for a crossbody, only for Hal to catch him in mid air, panting a bit. He then flings Saint over the top with a rope assisted Fall Away slam... so it's really more of a Lean Back against the ropes slam. Nevertheless, Saint goes flying, slamming hard to the outside. Hal groans, taking a bit of a breather... walking over and tagging back in Sal, the fresh man. As soon as Sal is tagged out, both men head to the outside, heading over to the Idolz corner of the ring. Saint sees them coming, trying to catch them off guard and leaping at Sal with a double Axe Handle. However, Sal sees him coming, catching him in midair with a punch to the gut, sending him doubled over on the outside. Twizted meanwhile gets back up to his feet, just in time to get his skull rammed right in to the barricade by Hal! He acks, clutching his face as Hal continues to pound his skull against it, about four more times, then letting him drop to the ground. Sal meanwhile hoists Saint up from behind, sliding him halfway inside the ring, halfway out. Hal watches him do so, getting up onto the ring apron and backing up, then running full speed, leaping off and nailing a leg drop right across the throat of Saint on the damn thing! Saint gasps in pain, clutching his neck as Sal picks Twizted by the arm, walking over and pushing him inside the ring, before pulling him back out... so the count out is once again reset. The crowd boos angrily at this total decimation on the part of the Sunshine Squad.Hal yanks a prone Saint back out of the ring and into his arms, in another Military Press. Sal follows suit, grabbing Twizted and hoisting him up as well. They walk over to the ring barricade, seemingly intending to drop them right across it! They then indeed do so, throwing them up high... only for both Idolz to somehow land ontop of the barricade! They immediately leap off for a desperation Double Tornado DDT to the outside!!! Sal and Hal's skull bounces hard off the ground, as Twizted groans, stumbling towards the ring and rolling inside, once again stopping the count out as Saint lifts up the legal Hal, carrying him over and rolling him into the ring. Twizted indeed makes the cover. 1....2....
NO! Hal manges to kick out at the last second somehow, now clutching the back of his skull. Twizted looks completely surprised, Saint rolling in as they both lift up Hal, Saint once again whipping Twizted off the ropes, launching him with a back body drop, which Twizted turns into a front dropkick right to the chest of Hal! He's sent reeling back by the move, falling on his ass. Sal is still down as well on the outside. Saint and Twizted nod... running over and tugging Hal in the center of the ring! They then drop down, applying the X-CAPE THIS!!! Hal acks and screams out in pain, desperately trying to hold on, but he's totally trapped with 500 pounds atop of him. The crowd claps along and starts chanting " TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! " But Hal continues to resist, proving to be one tough but disturbed man. Eventually Sal is back inside the ring, charging forward and breaking up the double submission with a pair of stomps to the back of the head. He groans, as Twizted gets up, leaping up with a dropkick, only to get swatted away by Sal, who's seems to have recovered from that vicious move earlier. Saint follows Twizted, leaping up with a dropkick of his own, Sal once again swats him away. The crowd boos as Twizted and Saint both get up, leaping up with a double dropkick! Sal stumbles back, against the ropes. The two men charge, nailing a double clothesline, sending Sal out to the ring, landing on his feet barely. Twizted grabs said ropes, swinging through with a dropkick to the chest! Sal acks, stumbling back again! Saint backs up himself, charging forward and going for a suicide Plancha over the ropes, launching himself like a missile at Sal! However Sal manages to catch him in midair, hoisting him high, and dropping him with a brainbuster to the ground! Saint grimaces in pain, clutching his skull now as Sal slides slowly into the ring. The referee looks to the outside, as does Twizted. They both go to check on Saint, a big mistake. As would be expected with these two, Sal gets switched with Hal again... who once again feigns exhaustion. After Saint is found to be just fine and still able to compete, Twizted refocuses his attention on Sal... or so he thinks that's who it is of course. He rolls into the ring, looking down at a prone opponent, climbing up top the nearest turnbuckle and leaping off, going for the Mark VII!!! Of course, Hal easily rolls out of the way, Twizted landing on his feet. Hal quickly pops up, grabbing and slamming him with a side suplex! The crowd boos as Hal leans down, locking on a side waist lock and hoisting Twizted up for a SECOND Side Suplex, once again planting him into the canvas! He goes for a cover. 1.....2....
NO! Twizted manages to get a shoulder up. Hal looks over at Sal, who seems to have once again recovered. He yanks Twizted up, dragging him over and tagging in Sal. Sal climbs utop the turnbuckle, as Hal holds Twizted by an arm... Sal launching himself and driving an elbow into the top of his skull! Twizted groans, as he is then whipped off the ropes, Sal getting in position as Hal catches him as he comes back with a fall away slam, which Sal catches him after, hoist him and going for that running powerslam, only for Twizted to resist... desperately fighting back and turning it into a top shoulder hurracanarana!!! Sal gets sent for a loop going down, Hal not realizing this yet... as Twizted goes for a pin again! 1....2...
Hal notices just in time, stomping across the back of Twizted to break it up. Twizted groans, getting to his feet slowly, as Hal grabs him, launching him with an overhead belly to belly suplex right across the ring! Unfortunately for him, he threw him across the ring to his partner, who is now back up, recovered as well. He tags in Saint, before Hal can realize it, American Saint vaulting inside the ring. He charges, nailing a yakuza kick of his own to the back of Hal's skull, dropping him to one knee! Saint then grabs him by the neck, planting a series of knees into the same skull, Hal yelping out in pain. Saint throws him down to the mat as Sal charges forward, only for Saint to nail a kick to the gut, hitting him with a fisherman suplex pin! 1...2...
Sal manages to kick out. Saint thinks a bit, looking to Twizted and signaling to him, he lifts him up high, going for an STO, as Twizted nails the enziguri, completing Get Well Soon! Saint goes for the cover. 1....2....
Hal manages to roll over, pushing Saint off. Saint can't believe it. How do you keep these two down?! He sighs, getting to his feet again, looking over at Twizted. The two shrug, as Saint, lifts up Hal this time, hoisting him up for a Spinebuster, as Twizted climbs up the turnbuckle one more time, leaping off with a missile dropkick aiming at Hal's skull! But Sal sees it coming, getting a second wind and getting up, yanking Hal out of Saint's arms... just in time for Twizted to hit his own partner instead with the dropkick! Saint does down as Twizted looks shocked. He gets to his feet, just in time to get grabbed by the Squad. They whip him hard into the turnbuckle... Hal then charging forward and engulfing him in the corner with a huge splash! Sal joins him as the two Put A Happy Face on a pretty much dazed and helpless Twizted, the two backing up and nailing him with that double running boot. Saint is back up to his feet as the Squad charges, Hal hoisting Saint up in a Spinebuster of his own, as Sal runs off the ropes, focusing a jumping knee to the spine of Saint, who goes wide eyed! Hal then completes the Spinebuster planting him into the mat. They hoist Saint up high, clinching on the Group Hug... American Saint puts up a valiant effort, lasting as long as he can in the hold, but in the end... it's just too much and he submits.
And the Sunshine Squad have defeated yet another EWT Team on the roster.
Announcer: Here are your winners... the SUNSHINE SQUAD!
Sal and Hal drop Saint, now both men panting a bit... this one was probably their toughest match yet. The two head out of the ring as Twizted gets to his feet. He smacks his head in frustration. Indeed if he hadn't accidentally nailed his tag team partner, they might be the ones who are victorious right now.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:48:44 GMT -5
(BACKSTAGE)
(SUM GUY is standing by in front of TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY's office)
SUM GUY: "Hi, I'm Sum Guy and I think taffy is over-rated. I'm outside the office of the figure head of EWT, Toom E. Dangerously; hoping to get the dirt on the name of the special guest referee for tonight's "Hell in the Cell" match between the Mercenary and Ratings. So lets see what we can find out."
(Just as he is about to knock on the door, MARISOL KANESHALL taps him on the shoulder)
SUM GUY: "What the... Well, if it isn't EWT's hottest announcer, the lovely Marisol. What can I do for you?"
MARISOL: "Well Sum Guy, I was wondering if I could interview Toom E. Dangerously. I mean, is that okay?"
SUM GUY: "Oooh, umm... Gee, Marisol, I-I'm not really sure about that. You see, you're still new around here and Toom E. rarely has time to do interviews. Plus he's..."
(MARISOL sighs and turns her back to the camera, facing SUM GUY. She proceeds to lift her top up, exposing her breasts to the now wide eyed SUM GUY)
SUM GUY: (stammering as he stares at MARISOL's breasts) "He's... He's... He's..."
(Smiles and hands MARISOL the mic)
SUM GUY: "He's all yours. Excuse me, I-I need to be alone in my dressing room for a little while."
(SUM GUY makes his exit while MARISOL makes sure her hair is perfect. She takes a deep breath and knocks on the office door. Seconds later, the door opens and out steps TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY)
MARISOL: "Hello Mr. Dangerously. We are mere moments away from the "Hell in the Cell" match between Ratings and Merc. When you announced the match for Saturday Night Slam, you said there would be a special guest referee to call the match. With the match up next, you still haven't revealed the referee's identity. So if I could have a moment of your time, I was wondering if you could possibly tell us who the special guest referee is."
TOOM E: Well, Marisol, I can promise you that it won't be some guy in a turkey suit dancing with Mean Gene. I can also promise you that the referee for this match is going to call it straight down the middle and maintain order. This referee will make sure that there will be a victor tonight without interference or cheap tatics, whether it be Ratings or the Mercenary. As for his identity; well, I'm sure you can wait a couple more minutes Marisol. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some matters to deal with."
(He opens his office door and is about to enter when he turns to look at the camera)
TOOM E: "Oh, and Ratings, don't worry; I'll be watching your closely. REAL closely."
(He enters his office and closes the door behind him)
(SWITCH TO ringside with NICK RUSS & JEROME 'THE LORD' EAST, having just finished watching TOOM E's promo like everyone else)
NICK: "Wow... th-that last line at the end about Ratings... that was kind of..."
JEROME: "Cryptic."
NICK: "Yeah. Well anyway, coming up next is a match so violent, so barbaric, that the only place that contain is indeed a cell. It's the Mercenary, it's Ratings, it's Hell in the Cell, and it's next!"
(A video package showcasing the Merc/Ratings feud plays)
(BACKSTAGE)
(CLOSE UP of RATINGS, wearing his wrestling/entrance attire (Attire Style #1, Color Scheme #2; see profile for info) and smiling confidently. The camera pans zooms out and shows him standing by with MARISOL)
MARISOL: "Ratings, you are moments away from getting into 16 feet... no... 18 feet... no, that's not right either... umm... well, a lot of feet of steel when you step into the ring in your Hell in the Cell match with the Mercenary. Add in the unknown special guest referee, it seems like this match can go either way."
RATINGS: "Marisol, you may have been blessed with beauty but it must have come at the price of your intelligence. This match can and will go only one way. My way. I've pinned Merc 1, 2, 3, before; and this time won't be any different. I could care less who the special guest referee is. All needs to do is count the pin and raise my hand. Then finally -- FINALLY -- I can put this whole issue with Merc aside and focus on other opportunities... "Golden" opportunities. Spaz... Chance... whoever wins between you two tonight, better shine that belt up good, because it's going around my waist very, very soon. It doesn't matter who stands before me, for they will fall and the ratings... will..."
(He pauses as he hears "Keep On Liftin'" starting to play in the arena. He flashes MARISOL a devious smirk and looks into the camera, lowering his sunglasses to the halfway down his nose)
RATINGS: "...rise."
(He pushes his shades back up and heads to the entrance stage)
(RINGSIDE)
(The crowd is already booing even before RATINGS steps out onto the stage; the boos only intensify when he does appear. The crowd's obvious hatred for him doesn't seem to be getting to him however, as he flashes his usual cocky smile and does his entrance bit (kisses his index fingers and points to the sides, cuing fountains to shoot up). He adjusts his dragon patterned silk kimono and heads towards the ring, where GARCYA makes the introductions)
GARCYA: "The following is a HELL IN THE CELL match and is scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring... representing The Elite... from Palm Springs, California... weighing in at 221pounds... RATINGS!"
(RATINGS stops before the ring and eyes the large cell above. He snickers at it and enters the ring, posing to the audience. As he discards his entrance attire, his theme music fades out and after a moment of nothing but silence, "King of Kings" begins to play. Even as the first cord is struck in the song, the crowd already begins to cheer. The cheers grow louder as MERC steps out onto the stage. He is quite pumped for the show as he raises his arms to the crowd)
GARCYA: "And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 305 pounds... The Mercenary!"
(He stares at RATINGS coldly as he walks down the aisle, to which RATINGS returns with a snicker, his back leaning against the turnbuckles in a ring corner. MERC enters the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle. After he finishes and the music fades out, the lights dim and the cage above the ring begins to lower. Both RATINGS & MERC stare at each other, planning on how to strike the other. Once the cage is lowered, a man runs down to the ring before the door can be locked. He enters the cell and hands GARCYA a letter and returns to the back. GARCYA watches the man leave confused, then looks at the letter. His eyes wide in shock while MERC & RATINGS look at him in curiosity)
GARCYA: "Ladies & gentlemen, I have just been handed the name of the special guest referee for this match. It brings me great honor to announce that the special guest referee is none other than..."
(he pauses in excitement)
GARCYA: "TOOM. E. DAN-GER-OUSLY!!!"
(The crowd simply erupts while, MERC arches an eyebrow of surprise while RATINGS' jaw drops in shock. Sure enough, out comes TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY; wearing a referee uniform. The crowd begins to chant "TOOM E!" as the head of EWT enters the cell, the door closed and locked with a chain & padlock behind him. As he steps into the ring, RATINGS still appears to be in shock from the announcement, even as TOOM E signals for the bell to ring, officially starting the match)
JEROME: "I-I can't believe this! The special guest referee is none other than Toom E. Dangerously!?"
NICK: "Look at Ratings! He's like a deer in headlights! He wanted Toom E to watch his match closely, and Toom E agreed; but I don't think he meant this close!"
JEROME: "Oh Ratings, what you've gotten yourself into!?"
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:49:32 GMT -5
(RATINGS approaches TOOM E and immediately begins questioning him and his intentions. While doing so, MERC calmly walks up behind and observes the confrontation with an amused grin. As RATINGS steps backwards, he walks right into MERC. Nervously, he turns around to face his opponent and is taken down by a powerful right. RATINGS shoots up and receives another right for his efforts. RATINGS stands up with his own power in a greater daze and walks right into a back body drop by MERC. MERC lifts RATINGS up to his feet and whips him to the ropes. He prepares to hit him with a big clothesline, but RATINGS grabs the ropes and leaves the ring. Completely taken off his game from the "TOOM E. Factor", he begins to pace outside the ring before throwing up his arms in pure frustration. He heads towards the door and tries to open it with no results. RATINGS demands that the REF on the outside opens the door, but his request is denied. A hopeless turns towards the ring just in time to be hit by MERC with a baseball slide to the face that sends crashing into the fence of the cell. MERC continues his assault, pressing his boot onto the head of RATINGS, grinding his face into the fence. As RATINGS screams in pain, TOOM E orders him to break it. MERC does so and tosses RATINGS back into the ring; he warns TOOM E that anything goes in this match, to which TOOM informs that he doesn't want any careers ended in this match. The argument buys RATINGS sometime to regroup and catch his breath, and when MERC slides back into the ring, RATINGS catches him with a dropkick to the face. RATINGS follows up with mounted punches to MERC's forehead. TOOM he does the standard five count before ordering RATINGS to break it up. RATINGS gives TOOM a icy glare as he lifts MERC to his feet, hitting him with a snap suplex. Hoping to end this match as soon as possible, RATINGS goes for the pin)
1...
(MERC easily kicks out, to which RATINGS accuses TOOM of counting slow. RATINGS begins stomping MERC and takes a moment to do a little bit of trash talking)
RATINGS: "C'mon Mercenary!" (slaps the back of his head) "C'mon you son of a b****!" (slaps his head again) "You got nothing! NOTHING!!!"
(With his confidence seemingly regained, RATINGS runs to the ropes and charges towards MERC for another attack. But MERC surprises him with a powerful clothesline. MERC follows up with a leg drog across RATINGS' neck and goes for the pin)
1... 2...
(Kick out by RATINGS. MERC grabs his opponent by the hair and tosses him to the outside. To the surprise of everyone, MERC goes to the top rope, waits for RATINGS to stand up, and hits him with a forward somersault attack. Both men are laid out as the crowd chant "HOLY S***!". MERC is able to get to his feet before RATINGS and hits with a right that sends the smaller man reeling backwards. MERC runs towards him looking to strike him down but RATINGS hip tosses him into the fenced cell, causing the fence to bend a bit. RATINGS leans against the ring apron, catching his breath while MERC tries his best to not lose consciousness. TOOM E comes out to check on MERC, but it is not long after that RATINGS strikes his fallen opponent. After some boots to the head, RATINGS drags MERC to the steel steps and prompts him in a seated position with his back against the steps. RATINGS climbs up onto the ring apron, runs forwards, jumps off and hits a dropkick squarely onto MERC's chest; the back of his head hitting the steps behind him. A second "Holy S***" chant begins as MERC is barely hanging on while RATINGS is dazed from the attack himself. RATINGS gets to his feet and goes for the same move once again, however with different results as when he jumps off, MERC catchs him and holds him as if he was preparing to give him a spinebuster. Rather than doing so he turns towards the fence where he was tossed into moments earlier, charges towards it and sends RATINGS back-first into it. He does it second time, causing the fence to bend even greater. TOOM E warns him to stop but it's too late. MERC slams RATINGS into the fence for a third time. The impact causes the fence to give in and both wrestlers break through the cell, laying motionless on the outside)
NICK: "Oh my goodness! Mercenary & Ratings just broke through the Hell in thr Cell!"
JEROME: "Not even a cage is safe from the hatred these two have for one another!"
(MERC slowly stands up and sees RATINGS crawling away. MERC follows and grabs RATINGS by the hair, stands him up and throws him back into the cell; his head practically bouncing off the structure. As TOOM E himself exits the cage via the hole RATINGS & MERC made, MERC already has RATINGS by the hair and taking him towards the announce tables. He smashes RATINGS head-first into the announce table NICK & JEROME are seated. MERC then puts RATINGS between his legs and powerbombs him towards the ground. While TOOM E checks on RATINGS, MERC looks up at the top of the cage, then over at the Spanish announce table. He nods to himself and immediately begins removing the cover and the monitors from the table. The announcers beg him to stop in their native tongue but MERC silences and scares them off. Afterwards, MERC grabs RATINGS and lays him down onto the exposed announce table)
JEROME: "W-What the hell is the Mercenary doing?"
NICK: "I have an idea of what he's planning, but I prey it is not what I--Oh no, he's going to do it..."
(MERC begins climbing to the top of the cell. TOOM E tries shouting at him to stop, but his pleas fall on deaf ears. With no choice, TOOM E follows MERC to the top of the cage. When he reaches the top, MERC is already staring down at the motionless RATINGS. He can hear the crowd cheer loudly for him and poses before he does the unthinkable. However, TOOM E grabs him by the arm)
MERC: "What the hell are you doing!?"
TOOM E: "What the hell are YOU doing!? Are you trying to end your career!?"
MERC: "Piss off, Toom E!"
TOOM E: "I can't let you do this! I'm not letting this happen!"
MERC: "I said PISS OFF!"
(MERC shoves TOOM E aside and leaps off the cage towards the Spanish announce table... where RATINGS had just finished rolling off and out of harm's way. MERC crashes through the table stomach first and lays unconscious as the entire crowd gasps in horror)
NICK: "HO-LY S***!!! Merc just jumped"
JEROME: "Oh no... t-this doesn't look good. W-We're going to need some help down here!"
NICK: "This is bad... this is very bad."
(TOOM E stares down at the carnage while holding his head in shock. RATINGS meanwhile lays on his back looking up at the arena lights as if he has just seen his life flashed before his eyes. TOOM E climbs down the cage and rushes towards MERC's aid. The man lays out cold and who knows what injuries he has suffered. The crowd stands silent, waiting for any sign of life from MERC. EMTs come down along with a stretcher, followed by ERIK MAJORS & MAXX AWESOME, who come to check on RATINGS. While EMTs work on MERC, TOOM E can only stand by and watch, feeling that he allowed all of this to happen. He approaches GARCYA and whispers something in his ear. GARCYA nods and makes an announcement)
GARCYA: "Ladies & gentlemen, I have just been informed by the referee that this will no continue. There is no winner."
(RATINGS looks over with a disgusted expression. He stands and goes up to TOOM E while the cell is be raised so paramedics can easily wheel out MERC after they finish strapping him onto the stretcher)
RATINGS: "What do you mean that's it!? You can't end the match just like that!"
TOOM E: "He can't compete like that! The match is over, Ratings!"
RATINGS: "NO! NO! IT'S NOT OVER! THERE IS NO WINNER, SO IT IS NOT OVER!!! You said it yourself, Toom E.; you said that there will be a winner tonight. There can't be a draw. This match isn't over until I pin that son of a b****! MAXX! ERIK! Put him in the ring!"
(BK3K nod back to their stablemate and they begin shoving the EMTs and EWT officials aside. The crowd boos as ERIK lifts MERC into a fireman's carry and tosses him back into the ring. MERC lays in a heap as RATINGS enters the ring and drags him towards the center. He covers him and tells TOOM E to get in here and make the count. Knowing that MERC needs medical attention post haste, a regretful TOOM E enters the ring and goes to count the pin. before he can count the pin however, RATINGS stops him. He stands up and places one foot onto the MERC's chest, posing like a hunter after hunting down a deer. The crowd boos and throws garbage towards the ring as a disgusted TOOM E shakes his head at RATINGS and begins counting the pin)
1...
2...
(No... the impossible happens when MERC gets his shoulder up. RATINGS can't believe it. TOOM E can't believe. The entire audience can't believe it and begin cheering for MERC. RATINGS quickly makes a legit cover, hooking the leg)
1...
2...
(MERC kicks out again. RATINGS lets out a scream of complete frustration and commands MAXX & ERIK to help him finish the jobs. Just as BK3K enter the room, TOOM E is there to block them and orders them to head to the back. The duo tries to argue, but to no avail. With MAXX & ERIK gone, RATINGS begins arguing with TOOM E. He turns back to face MERC and is taken down with a spinebuster by the man who shows no sign of giving up! Once again both men are out and TOOM E signals for the cage to be lowered again; this hell in the cell match is far from over. Clutching his ribs, MERC tries to get to his feet; as does RATINGS. RATINGS feeds him a right, and MERC returns with one of his own. Followed by another right, and another, and another. MERC goes for scoop slam, but the pain from his ribs is too much. RATINGS wiggles out of it and pushes MERC towards the ring corner. After hitting the turnbuckle chest first, MERC turns around and finds RATINGS charging towards him and is helpless as he is taken down with "The Finale". RATINGS makes the pin and TOOM E goes down to count)
1... 2...
(MERC gets his foot on the ropes! RATINGS raises his arms in victory, thinking he has won the match. TOOM E points out the foot to him and RATINGS gaps. He begins to shake and his breathing becomes erratic. Beyond frustration, he whips towards TOOM E and begins screaming at him. The two argue until RATINGS shoves TOOM E. The head of EWT remains composed but is shoved again. Still, he remains calm until RATINGS slaps him across the face. Finally reaching his boiling point, TOOM E returns with a right fist that knocks RATINGS flat on his back)
TOOM E: "Don't you ever lay your hands on me again you spoiled bastard! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
(RATINGS backs away, surprise by the man's sudden outburst. Still frustrated about how he can't finish MERC off, RATINGS turns to his opponent --who is trying to pick himself up in the corner-- and rushes to him. He begins levelling him with punches, showing no sign of stopping. TOOM E tries to pull him away, but catches a wild elbow to the face from RATINGS. RATINGS turns to see TOOM E dazed from the "accidental" elbow, smirking. He turns back to MERC with all intentions of continuing his assault, but the big man kicks him right in the groin. MERC sits himself onto the top turnbuckle and pulls RATINGS towards him. He picks him into a piledriver position and stands on the top turnbuckle. With his ribs burning with pain, MERC leaps off the top and hits the Merc Driver (piledriver from the top rope). He hold his ribs in pain before draping an arm over RATINGS' chest. TOOM E goes down to count the pin)
1... 2... 3!!! (bell rings)
("King of Kings" begins to play while the audience cheer. GARCYA makes the finish official)
GARCYA: "Here is your winner... THE MERCENARY!!!"
(TOOM E raises MERC's arm, while the victor uses his other to hold his damaged ribs. With his own power MERC heads to back. Viewers at home are shown highlights of the match. Afterwards, a shot of TOOM E standing in the center of the ring while RATINGS is seen resting his head against the bottom turnbuckle in one of the ring corners, his glassy eyes staring back at TOOM E. The two continue to glare at each other until TOOM E claps his hands three times and leaves the ring. RATINGS watches him depart before losing consciousness)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:50:02 GMT -5
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the first ever EWT Bunkhouse Brawl, and it is for the vacant EWT Toolshed Championship!
*Movin' on Up plays as Curly Long enters, wearing a pimp get-up with a diamond studded cane to boot.*
LILLIAN: Entering first, from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, weighing in at 140 lbs, he is the first ever midget in EWT...Curly LONG!
*As Curly gets inside the ring, Political March plays as Heiden-Dorf enters.*
LILLIAN: Entering next, HEIDEN-DORF!
*As heiden-Dorf enters the ring, Pomp and Circumstance plays as Prinicpal Pain comes out, wearing his principal attire, and a handcuff on one hand.*
LILLIAN: The next competitor, from Snootsville High, Principal PAIN!
*Ich Will is next to play, and out comes Tony Chang, carrying a grocery cart of hardcore weapons, including garbage cans, kendo sticks, lead pipes, chains, and street signs that say 'I'M HARDCORE' on them, and Craig Kendo alongside him.*
LILLIAN: Entering next..."The Viper" Tony CHANG and Craig Kendo...The CONNECTION!!
*As Tony and Kendo steps over the ropes (leaving the cart behind of course), the crowd begins to chant "He's Hardcore!" until Broken Wings plays, and Crauswell comes out in his regular furry attire.*
LILLIAN: The next competitor...CRAUSWELL!
*As Crauswell steps in to the crowd's dismay, Galvanize (Don't Hold Back) plays, and Spyke Johanson comes out, dressed as John Travolta ala Saturday Night Fever, posing at the top of the ramp with the finger pointing thing. (NOT: I dunno WHAT it's called).*
LILLIAN: Entering next, from Stockholm, Sweden...Generation Tech Member, Spyke JOHANSON!
*Great Hugo just comes out next.*
LILLIAN: Making his way next, weighing in at 287 lbs...The Great HUGO!
*Pomp and Circumstance plays next, with Canceler coming out from the back.*
LILLIAN: Next...weighing in at 515 lbs...The CANCELER!
*As Canceler steps over the ropes, Violence Fetish by Disturbed plays, and out comes...Santa Claus and a bag of toys?*
LILLIAN: And finally, from Scranton, PA, weighing in at 234 lbs...he is the Innovator of FUN, Joe RAGNAL!
*Joe slides into the ring, and leavs his bag in a corner as he stands up. All of the competitors are glaring at one another, waiting for the first strike to be made. Great Hugo steps up to Heiden-Dorf, and the both of them start to trash talk one another. Hugo shoves Heiden-Dorf. Heiden-Dorf shoves back. Hugo shoves again. heiden-dorf shoves again, and this time he knocks Hugo back into Crauswell, who gets knocked into a corner. The entire ring erupts, as everyone finds an opponent. Crauswell jabs at Hugo's back for knocking him into the corner, and Canceler turns his attention to Heiden-Dorf. Pain takes the unused handcuff, and locks it onto one of the ring posts, to ensure he's not eliminated. Canceler and Heiden-dorf Curly Long hits Craig Kendo with his cane in the ribs several times, and finally groins Kendo with the top part of the cane. Curly then trips Kendo backwards, knocking him into the ropes, over the top one, and right out onto the floor.*
ELIMINATED: Craig Kendo
*Joe slides out of the ring, because he can, and sets a table up just outside the ring. Joe slides back in, and is met by the stomping of Pain's feet. feeling little from the effect, Joe takes Pain and chops him in the chest. The crowd "WOOO!"s with this. Feeling the effects weren't enough, however, Joe goes into his bag, and grabs a slapstick (That's what it is, right?). Joe unbuttons Pain's shirts, and slaps the stick HARD on Pain's chest! Joe tries for another one, but is stopped as he gets hit in the back by three skeetballs, thrown by Curly Long from Joe's own bag. Joe, in extreme pain, falls to the floor and gets whacked by Curly's cane a few more times. Meanwhile, Heiden-Dorf has grabbed Canceler up in the air, and Hugo has done the same with Crauswell. The two giants bodyslam their opponents into the mat, causing a shockwave that shakes the ring, and almost everyone in the ring to fall to the floor. Heiden-dorf turns his attention to Hugo, but unfortunately, Hurgo has already taken a kendo stick from Chang's grocery cart, and smacks it across Heiden-dorf's face! Hugo smacks Heiden-dorf several times until he's sent into a corner. Great Hugo lifts Heiden-dorf onto the top turnbuckle, and tries to lift him up, but Heiden-dorf blocks Hugo's attempts. Heiden-dorf finally starts to punch back, knocking Hugo semiconscious...Heidendorf lifts Hugo up... and superplexes Hugo out of the ring, and into the table set up by Joe Ragnal earlier! Unfortunately, this eliminates both men from the match.
ELIMINATED: Great Hugo & Heidendorf
*Back in the ring, Spyke has broken down into dance, using his moves to avoid Curly's cane. Pain finally takes the cane off of Curly, and smacks him in the back of the head with it. Pain continues to smash Curly repeatedly with it until Canceler grabs it out of Pain's hands. Canceler snaps the cane over his knee, and then goes right to the handcuffs.
...
Apparently the Canceler is having trouble with the handcuffs...And Pain's just standing there in fear...not doing a thing about Canceler...
Yanno, while that's going on, Joe and Crauswell are going at it, with Crauswell applying a Chicken Wing armlock. Tony Chang slides out of the ring, and grabs one of the street signs in the cart. He holds up one of the signs, and yells out, 'I'M HARDCORE!' He slides back into the ring, and smashes the sign onto Crauswell's back! Tony puts Crauswell in a chinlock with one hand, and scrapes the edge of the sign over his forehead! Chang tosses Crauswell aside, and looks to hit the Viperbite, but Spyke comes from behind with a dropkick, and sends Chang into a corner chestfirst. Spyke grabs the sign Chang brought in and smashes it across Chang's back.
Oh, look! Canceler finally broke Pain's handcuffs. This allows Canceler to grab Pain, and bodyslam him outside the ring.
ELIMINATED: Principal Pain
Back to the ring, Joe and Crauswell, forehead bleeding, are trading punches, until Curly yells to Crauswell. Curly is holding a garbage lid, and Crauswell gets the idea. Crauswell kicks Joe in the gut, and whips him toward Curly...unfortunately, Joe already sees it coming and hits a running roundhouse to the lid, forcing it into Curly's head, knocking him to the ground. Joe then goes right back to Crauswell, pkicks him in the gut, puts him in a headlock, runs off the turnbuckles, and nails the Windfall right onto him.Joe grabs Curly, puts him in FU position (Yes, the FU, sucky finisher, but it gets the job done), and tosses him to the outside, into Chang's cart! Unfortunately, the cart falls over, and Curly's feet touch the ground.
ELIMINATED: Curly Long
Left now are Joe, Crauswell, Spyke, Canceler, and Tony Chang. Canceler has already grabbed Crauswell by the throat, and looks to toss him over the ropes. Unfortunately, Crauswell also grabs Canceler by the throat, and the two begin to choke the life out of each other. Joe and Spyke see this and they each grab a steel chair. Seeing their attack coming, Canceler and Crauswell stop choking each other, and turn their attention to Joe & Spyke. Joe & Spyke toss the chairs at Canceler and Crauswell respectively, both of them catching the chairs in midair. Spyke hits Crauswell with a Van Daminator, and Jope dropkicks the chair into Canceler's face. This causes both Canceler and Crauswell to fall over the ropes and onto the floor.
ELIMINATED: Canceler and Crauswell
*Spyke celebrates by striking the Disco pose. Chang sees this and does the same thing. Spyke sees this, and starts doing the Hustle. Chang does the same thing. Soon, they both start to breakdance, until Chang hits Spyke with a boot to the face. Chang continues to breakdance, until he starts...the WORM?!*
JOE:...You have GOT to be kidding!
*So yeah. Chang does the Worm, hits it on Spyke, and Joe, out of sheer annoyance, puts a grabage can over Chang's head. Spyke, getting up using the ropes for leverage, sees this, looks at Joe, and the both of them get an idea. Joe runs to the ropes in front of Chang, Spyke to the ropes behind, and Joe connects with a Shining Wizard as Spyke hits with an Enziguri! Chang wobbles around until he reaches the ring's edge, and falls out of the ring.
ELIMINATED: Tony Chang
*Now we're down to the final two-Spyke and Joe. The two have a big staredown, hesitating to move towards their opponent. As they get within inches of each other, Spyke looks for a roundhouse kick, but Joe ducks under it and looks for a spinning heel kick. Spyke backflips to avoid it, and goes for another roundhouse, this time hitting Joe in the face and knocking him to the ground. As Joe stis up, Spyke runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a shining wizard on Joe. Spyke picks Joe up, and whips him over the ropes...Joe hangs on to the ropes, and his feet land on the apron. Spyke jabs Joe in the face to weaken him, and gives him a swift kick to the gut. Spyke lifts Joe up in the air for a vertical suplex, but Joe comes right back down to the apron. Joe lifts Spyke up this time, but Spyke comes back down. Spyke lifts Joe up once again, only to have his feet land back on the apron. Joe lifts Spyke up once more...and he jumps off the arpon as he falls back to hit the vertical suplex! Joe's legs are angled so that his feet aren't touching the ground, and as they both land onto the ground, Spyke's feet touch first!
ELIMINATED: Spyke Johanson
*DING DING DING!*
LILLIAN: Here is your winner...and the NEW! EWT Toolshed champion...Joe RAGNAL!
*Joe, grabbing onto his back after hitting the canvas, stands up with his legs shaking, as the ref hands him the Toolshed belt. Joe looks shocked as he's given the belt, and the crowd stands in ovation. Joe holds the belt over his head feeling victorious, as Spyke stands up from the concrete. Joe looks at Spyke, and asks for a mic.*
JOE: Hey, Spyke...you did a good job there. Sorry you didn't get the belt, you deserve it as much as I do. But I'll tell you what. Next PPV...you and me for the belt. Whattya say?
*Spyke looks at Joe for a moment, then holds out his arm, with his thumb sticking out. Everyone looks at anticipation, and with a smile, Spyke gives him a thumbs up. Joe nods, acknowledging the challenge.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:50:43 GMT -5
*And we cut back to ringside**Lilian Garcia is seen standing in the ring, preparing to announce the next match.*
LG: The following contest is a #1 Contender's Match, where the winner will be declared the #1 Contender for the EWT Tri-State Championship!
PA System: PREPARE... to be... INFECTED!
*The crowd pops as Heaven's a Lie blasts over the PA speakers. Virus comes out from under the CrapTron, obviously pumped for this match. He pumps his arms in the air and screams as the crowd starts a "VIRUS" chant.*
JR: Virus obviously psyched for this match, King!
King: And who can blame him! He now has another shot at a shot at EWT gold, the one thing he's been striving for his entire career! All he has to do...
JR: ... is outperform the Master of Elemental Disaster, Mike Ragnal, who is coming back from a horrific car crash involving a drunk driver. Ragnal will be just as fired up as Virus is for his return match, meaning this match has all the makings of a REAL barn-burner!
Lilian: Introducing first, he is 6 feet and 10 inches tall and weighs in at 310 pounds, hailing from Parts Unknown, he is the man they call VIRUS!
*Virus jumps over the top rope and lands in the ring, playing to the crowd some more. Virus stretches in the ring as...*
*BOOM! Lightning strikes the stage, much as it did for the Ragnals' unexpected return earlier in the week. Virus keeps stretching, unphased, as High Voltage begins to play.*
Lilian: And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from Scranton, PA, he is the MASTER of ELEMENTAL DISASTER... he is... MIKE... RAGNAL!
*Mike Ragnal comes out from under the CrapTron, roaring with adrenaline and looking ready to rumble. Mike wastes no time in sliding down to the ring, and he and Virus have a staredown and exchange some words in the middle of the ring.*
JR: These two look like they don't want to wait for the special guest referee, King! They want to get this match started in a HURRY!
*Virus and Ragnal go nose-to-nose just as "Sexy Guy" hits over the PA.*
JR: And here comes the guest referee now! The current Tri-State Champion certainly has a vested interest in this match, since the winner will go on to face him at the next PPV for the title, but don't you think the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels might not be able to call this match fairly, King?
King: No... he hates both of these guys equally for trying to come after his title!
JR: Touche...
Lilian: And the special guest referee for this match, he is the current and reigning EWT Tri-State Champion, he is the HEARTBREAK HITMAN... BRET... MICHAELS!
*HBH swaggers down to the ring, smirking at the two men in the ring, who have stopped staring each other down to glare at the man whose title they're fighting for a shot at. HBH climbs into the ring, fearlessly, before requesting the microphone from Lilian. Virus and Ragnal step to the middle of the ring and begin to stare each other down again.*
HBH: Alright gentlemen, I want a good clean fight. No hitting below the belt, no foreign objects, and no attacking the referee. Do you understand?
*Virus and Ragnal just continue to glare at each other, wordlessly.*
JR: What intensity here! Good lord, this is giving me goosebumps!
HBH: Virus, are you ready?
*Virus inclines his head slightly.*
HBH: Mike Ragnal, are you ready?
*Mike Ragnal barely even moves his head, but a slight dip can be seen.*
HBH: Alright then... Ready... set...
*Virus and Ragnal tense up, ready to strike each other at the sound of the bell.*
HBH: Whoa, whoa, wait!
*Virus and Ragnal turn to glare at HBH, who makes a show of clearing his nasal passages.*
JR: What a pompous JERK!
King: Ah, you know as well as I do you can't referee with a stuffed-up nose!
HBH: Alright, seriously now. Ready...
*Virus and Ragnal tense up again.*
HBH: Set...
*The crowd seems to move inward towards the ring, anticipating the start of what is sure to be a hell of a fight.*
HBH: LET'S GET IT ON!
*HBH calls for the bell and the crowd roars as Virus and Ragnal immediately launch into a tie-up.*
DING DING DING!
*Virus easily overpowers Mike Ragnal, and pushes him backwards. Virus laughs before telling Ragnal to try again. The Master of Elemental Disaster does indeed charge in for another tie-up, but before Virus can use his overwhelming strength, Mike lands a knee to Virus's stomach! Virus falters, and Ragnal continues to lift knees into Virus's abdomen! Ragnal uses the advantage to set up for a DDT... The crowd pops in anticipation of the first major move of the match...*
JR: WHOA!
*Virus reverses into an inverted atomic drop! Mike Ragnal stumbles around, cradling the damaged goods, as Virus roars in fury! Ragnal finally turns back around into a HUGE clothesline from Virus! The cover...*
1! ... 2... KICKOUT!
*Ragnal kicks out at two as HBH makes a pretty decent count. Virus still turns to argue with HBH, who throws his hands up into the air and then gestures towards his referee shirt.*
JR: Virus better keep his cool here, HBH does have the power to disqualify him if Virus attacks!
*Virus seems to cool off, but before he can turn his attention back to Mike Ragnal, he crumples down to one knee as Ragnal chopblocks him! Ragnal scrambles back up to his feet... Mike bounces off the ropes, and hits a running enzeguri! Virus stumbles, but doesn't fall over as Ragnal looks shocked!*
JR: Mike Ragnal must be thinking "What will it take to keep Virus down?" right about now...
King: Oh, that's easy, JR, NOTHING! Mike Ragnal's speed cannot make up for Virus's strength!
*As the commentators bicker, Mike Ragnal bounces off the ropes for another enzeguri... but Virus launches Ragnal up into the air! Ragnal flails his arms in an attempt to alter the course of flight, but to no avail as he crashes down hard to the mat! Virus comes back up to his feet and roars in fury before signaling for the INFECTION to a large pop from the pro-Virus section of the audience!
JR: Virus looking to end this one quickly!
*Virus sizes up Mike Ragnal as he slowly comes back up to his feet... Ragnal gets up and turns around to Virus... KNEE TO THE STOMACH! Virus hooks Ragnal into the front chancery, then looks around at the crowd before lifting Mike Ragnal up into the stalling brainbuster position!*
King: Hit it! Hit it!
*Virus spins around a few times, and looks to have the Infection hit... BUT RAGNAL REVERSES INTO A HUGE DDT! The crowd begins to chant "THIS MATCH RULES!" as both men are down on the ground! HBH begins the ten count...*
1.2.3.4.5.6.7... MIKE RAGNAL NIPS UP! HBH is furious that he can't end the match in a double countout as Ragnal plays to the crowd!
JR: What a fast count there by the special guest referee!
King: Makes sense, because if it had been a double count-out there would have been no new number 1 contender, and HBH wouldn't have to defend his title against either man until the situation was resolved!
JR: Dammit, that's sneaky!
*Mike Ragnal leaps up onto the top rope and signals for the High Voltage to a huge pop from the Ragnal fans in the audience, but his plan is foiled as Virus gets up to one knee. Ragnal gives an exasperated groan, but steadies himself on the turnbuckle as Virus slowly gets back up to his feet, shaking out the cobwebs from the DDT. Virus turns around, and the Master of Elemental Disaster leaps up into the air... AND HITS A HURRICANRANA on Virus! The crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME!" as Ragnal jumps right back up to his feet and jumps onto another turnbuckle, wasting no time in hitting the HIGH VOLTAGE!*
JR: Whoa! If you blinked just now you just missed a hell of a show of speed by Mike Ragnal! A hurricanrana off the top rope followed by the High Voltage off the opposite turnbuckle! Ragnal holding on for the pin!
1!
2!
.... 3!
DING DING DING!
Lilian: Here is your winner, and NEW #1 Contender to the EWT Tri-State Championship... MIKE... RAGNAL!
*High Voltage begins to play as HBH raises Mike's hand in victory... THEN HITS THE SWEET CHIN MUSAK! Ragnal drops like a sack of potatoes as HBH starts pounding away at his next foe! HBH pounds away at Mike Ragnal with fist after fist, as the crowd pelts the Tri-State Champion in trash!*
JR: What a dirty, rotten sneak attack by the Heartbreak Hitman!
*HBH continues to pound away at Mike Ragnal... UNTIL VIRUS PULLS HBH OFF OF RAGNAL! HBH cowers in fear as Virus wags a finger at HBH, as if to tell him he's been a bad boy!*
JR: And HBH looks like the proverbial kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar!
*HBH drops to his knees and begs Virus to have mercy, but Virus continues to advance on HBH... The crowd cheers as they know HBH is about to get his just desserts...*
*But PRINCIPAL PAIN COMES OUT FROM THE CROWD AND LEVELS VIRUS WITH A CHAIR! The crowd boos as Principal Pain continues to wail away at Virus with the chair! Virus can't seem to get out from under the chair shots, and Pain isn't letting up... UNTIL MIKE RAGNAL RETURNS VIRUS'S SAVE BY CLOTHESLINING PRINCIPAL PAIN DOWN! Pain and Virus are down as Mike Ragnal turns his attention to HBH!*
JR: This is quickly getting out of hand! WE NEED HELP DOWN HERE!
*HBH and Ragnal brawl to the outside and continue to punch away at each other as Pain and Virus roll back up to their feet and charge at each other, determined to beat the other to a bloody pulp! Virus seems to get the advantage, getting on top of Pain with mounted punches... UNTIL EDDIE OMEGA COMES OUT FROM THE CROWD AND HITS VIRUS WITH A SINGAPORE CANE!*
JR: The PTA taking out their frustration on losing the Bunkhouse Brawl on Virus here! This is just BRUTAL!
*Pain and Omega continue to beat away at Virus by hitting him with the cane and the chair! Virus can't get out from under these blows, and it looks like the PTA will have the last laugh when THE CANCELER COMES CHARGING DOWN FROM THE BACK! The crowd pops as the former muscle of the PTA dives under the ropes! Pain and Omega scatter as Canceler helps Virus back up to his feet! Virus and Canceler lock eyes with the retreating PTA, as referees separate the still-brawling HBH and Mike Ragnal!*
JR: Good God almighty, the rivalries we see here today have definitely stepped up a notch!
*The staredowns continue as the crowd buzzes at everything they have seen transpire in the last 30 minutes. We fade to the next segment.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:51:17 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following is a Queen of the Mountain Match and it is for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship.
*Fans cheer loudly and quickly start at “GND!” chant*
RA: Now here are the rules. All participants start out as ineligible to win. Eligibility is earned by scoring a pinfall or submission on an opponent. That person must then spend 2 minutes inside a penalty box outside the ring. The only way to win this match is to retrieve the GND belt from an official and hang it by climbing a ladder. And now, here are the participants.
*“House of the Rising Sun” plays first*
RA: Introducing the challengers, first, being accompanied by Penguin, from Kyoto, Japan, MISS JACKIE GEISHA!
*Miss Jackie Geisha walks out with Penguin behind her. They’re both greeted with a decent-sized pop. Jackie gets in the ring and bows to the fans. Penguin removes her kimono*
RA: Introducing the next challenger, from The Land of Imagination, she is a member of The Sunshine Squad, DR. VIVIAN ANEMONE!
*Dr. Vivian walks out to a mixed reaction, as some fans are cheering while some are booing. Nevertheless she has a big smile on her face and greets fans. Then “Feuer Frei” hits*
RA: Introducing the next challenger, being accompanied by Mortimer, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, she is the “Lady Spectacular”, HOLLY VAUGHN!
*Holly walks out dragging Mortimer on a leash. Fans pester her with boos and heckling. She takes the leash off Mortimer and steps into the ring, giving cold stares to Jackie and Dr. Vivian. “Ghetto Bird” soon starts up*
RA: Introducing the next challenger, from New York City, D’ZEE!
*D’Zee walks out and is greeted with loud boos. She makes a title gesture as she heads toward the ring. She steps into the ring and joins Holly. “What You Waitin’ For?” then starts playing*
RA: Introducing the next challenger, from Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, RACHAEL LEIGH COOK!
*RLC walks out to a big pop. She shakes hands with fans on her way down the ramp. She slides into the ring and takes her place by Jackie Geisha. Meanwhile Dr. Vivian is still smiling, and D’Zee and Holly are conversing, likely going over a strategy for the match. A few moments pass, then “It’s My Time” starts up*
RA: And their opponent, from Miami, Florida, she is the EWT Girl Next Door Champion, QUEEN ROSA!
*Rosa walks out to a huge pop. She hi-fives fans on her way to the ring. She then rolls into the ring and poses with the title in her hand. D’Zee looks on angrily, yelling out “That’s MY title!” Rosa gets off the turnbuckle and takes her place with Jackie and RLC, staring a hole into D’Zee. An official comes into the ring to take the title*
The bell rings to start the match. D’Zee and Holly immediately make a beeline for Rosa and RLC. Rosa and D’Zee trade punches, as do RLC and Holly. The four women battle it out on opposite corners. Rosa goes to town on D’Zee, punching, chopping, and stomping a mudhole in her. RLC stands on the turnbuckle and punches Holly 10 times. Rosa and RLC then whip D’Zee and Holly to the center of the ring. D’Zee and Holly collide into each other. Rosa takes D’Zee down with a German suplex while RLC hits Holly with a belly to back suplex.
Jackie and Dr. Vivian are also going at it. Dr. Vivian tackles Jackie to the ground and mounts some punches on her. Jackie gets an advantage and bangs Dr. Vivian’s head against the mat. Next Jackie catapults her out of the ring. She climbs the ropes and hits a diving cross body block on Dr. Vivian. Jackie picks her up and whips her into the steel steps. She attempts to bang her head on the steps, but Dr. Vivian blocks it and bangs Jackie’s head on the steps instead. Then she rams Jackie into the side of the ring numerous times. She even rams her into the penalty box. Finally Dr. Vivian takes down Jackie with a hurricanrana.
RLC picks up Holly and bangs her head on the turnbuckle. She then climbs the turnbuckle to punch her 10 times. She gets to 5 before Holly throws her to the outside. Meanwhile Rosa is working over D’Zee with a series of kicks, taking her down with a roundhouse dropkick. She picks her up for a suplex, but Holly strikes her in the back. D’Zee takes advantage with a bearhug front slam. D’Zee and Holly start double teaming the GND Champion, repeatedly stomping on the mat. They pick her up for a double suplex. Holly picks up Rosa and holds her while D’Zee slaps her around. They then take her down with an STO/German suplex combo. D’Zee climbs the ropes. Holly starts to put Rosa in a piledriver position. It looks like they’re about to do a spike piledriver, but out of nowhere Dr. Vivian knocks D’Zee off the turnbuckle. Holly runs at her, but Dr. Vivian takes her down with a flapjack. Dr. Vivian then goes after D’Zee, hitting her with left and right hands. She eventually clotheslines D’Zee out of the ring. She starts jumping for joy, but is stopped when Holly dropkicks her out of the ring. She turns around and is hit with a spear by Rosa. Rosa pins Holly for a 3 count, so Holly is sent to the penalty box.
Outside the ring, Jackie and RLC are battling it out. Jackie hits RLC with a few forearms. She whips RLC into the security rail followed by a dropkick. Then she performs a snap suplex. She rolls RLC into the ring for a pin, but RLC kicks out. Rosa rolls out of the ring to get a ladder. She slides it into the ring. She picks it up and is about to place it in the center of the ring, but Jackie dropkicks the ladder into her, knocking her down. She drags Rosa toward the corner and places the ladder on top of her. She climbs the ropes for a split-legged moonsault. RLC is back up now and nails Jackie with a tornado DDT.
Meanwhile, D’Zee and Dr. Vivian are trading lefts and rights. Dr. Vivian gets the upper hand until D’Zee pokes her in the eyes. She takes down Dr. Vivian with a hard right hook. D’Zee picks her up and rams her into the ringpost, and then rolls her into the ring. She stomps a mudhole in Dr. Vivian in the corner. Next she puts her in a Tree of Woe position and runs at her with a baseball slide kick to the head.
D’Zee: Yeah, this is what I’m talkin’ about!
The crowd boos her mightily. D’Zee notices the ladder in the ring and sets it up in the corner. She picks up Dr. Vivian and attempts to do a Snake Eyes on the ladder, but Dr. Vivian wiggles her way out of D’Zee’s grasp and pushes her into the ladder. D’Zee stumbles backward, so Dr. Vivian rolls her up for a 3 count. D’Zee is taken to the penalty box while Dr. Vivian jumps up for joy.
In the penalty box, D’Zee and Holly, obviously frustrated, talk over a new strategy. In the ring, Dr. Vivian grabs the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. Then she grabs the GND belt from an official. She climbs the ladder to hang it, but Rosa is climbing from the other side. The two start exchanging punches until Dr. Vivian starts to lose her balance. Rosa takes advantage of this by hitting a rolling powerbomb off the top of the ladder!
Fans: HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***!
RLC and Jackie are still going at it. RLC takes down Jackie with a gutwrench suplex. She runs to the ropes for a quick leg drop. She goes for a pin, but Jackie kicks out. RLC whips her to the ropes. Jackie ducks an attempted clothesline and hits RLC with a spinning heel kick. Jackie keeps the momentum going with an inverted atomic drop and then a brainbuster. Next she drops RLC with an Osaka Street Cutter. From out of nowhere, Holly, whose time in the penalty box has expired, grabs RLC and climbs to the top of the penalty box. From there, she hits a Styxx Dive!
Fans: GND! GND! GND!
Holly covers RLC for the count to 3, so RLC now has to go to the penalty box. D’Zee is still in the penalty box, so she and RLC immediately go at it.
In the ring, Holly goes after Dr. Vivian, stomping her repeatedly. She grabs Dr. Vivian and places her on top of the ladder. Holly climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton Bomb. Next she sets the ladder up in the center of the ring and gets the belt from an official. Holly starts climbing. It looks as if she’s about to hook it when... WHAM! Dr. Vivian is back up and has hit Holly in the back with a chair, the same chair D’Zee used on Rosa earlier. Dr. Vivian places Holly on her shoulders and hits her with a reverse powerslam.
Meanwhile, Jackie battles Rosa in the corner, giving her a series of Judo chops. Next she does a monkey flip. She climbs the ropes for a shooting star press, but Rosa moves out of the way. Rosa takes advantage with a few punches before whipping Jackie to the ropes. She hits a dropsault. Now gaining momentum, Rosa runs to the ropes and takes down Jackie with a samurai DDT. Next she whips her to the corner and hits her with a handspring elbow attack followed by a Capoeira Kick. She picks her up for the Northern Lights Driver, but Jackie wiggles her way free and hits Rosa with a dragon suplex. Then she slaps on the Greetings From Kyoto submission move. It appears that Rosa is about to tap, but before that can happen, D’Zee, who has been released from the penalty box, kicks Jackie in the stomach, forcing her to release the hold. D’Zee picks her up and tosses her out of the ring. Then she focuses on Rosa. She rams her shoulder into the ringpost, then delivers a boot to the face. D’Zee rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. She gets back in the ring and whacks it across the head of Rosa. She grabs Rosa by the neck and lfts her up.
D’Zee: Listen up, b****! You’ve been a pain in my side for far too long now. It was ME that should’ve won Queen of the Ring and the GND title, not you! But right now, that doesn’t matter, because I’m finally going to take what is rightfully mine!
D’Zee then slams Rosa to the mat. She picks up the chair, unfolds it, and sets it up. She kicks Rosa in the stomach and powerbombs her onto the chair. D’Zee covers her for the 3, so Rosa is now sent to the penalty box.
Dr. Vivian drops Holly with a spinebuster. Then she climbs the ladder and hits her with The Smile High. But when she gets back up, she’s met with a spear by D’Zee! D’Zee picks her up and bangs her head on the turnbuckle numerous times. Holly rolls back into the ring. She puts Dr. Vivian in a piledriver position while D’Zee climbs the ropes. Together Holly and D’Zee take down Dr. Vivian with a spike piledriver. They stomp her continuously until Jackie gets back in the ring and takes them down with a double clothesline. Jackie grabs D’Zee, climbs the ropes, and jumps down for a diving hurricanrana. Then Jackie grabs the ladder and leans it against the ropes. Dr. Vivian puts Holly on top of it. Together, Jackie and Dr. Vivian catapult Holly to the outside. Next they dropkick D’Zee to the outside.
RLC is released from the penalty box and pounces on Holly with a Lou Thesz press. She takes Holly and throws her into the security rail. RLC goes to town with a bunch of chops and punches. Jackie steps onto the apron and connects with an Asai moonsault on D’Zee. A few moments later, Dr. Vivian dives on top of the other ladies outside. The five women brawl on the outside until Rosa is released from the penalty box. She gets in the ring, sets up the ladder, climbs it, and flips onto the ladies outside. This creates a humongous pop.
Fans: THIS MATCH RULES! THIS MATCH RULES! THIS MATCH RULES!
It takes a while for everyone to recuperate. Rosa does first. She gets in the ring, places the ladder in the center, and grabs the GND title. She climbs the ladder and gets to the top. But before she can hang the belt, Dr. Vivian and Jackie push the ladder over. Rosa lands on the ropes, so Dr. Vivian superkicks her to the outside. Jackie then hits a tiger suplex for a pin. The referee counts to 3, so Dr. Vivian is sent to the penalty box. RLC then slides into the ring and hits the Bridgebuster for a 3 count, so Jackie is also sent to the penalty box.
RLC sets up the ladder toward the center of the ring. By this time Rosa is back on her feet and rolls into the ring. She walks up to RLC and the fans are on their feet cheering loudly. They want to see these two women go at it. Rosa throws the first punch. RLC throws one back. Rosa throws another punch; RLC throws another back. They continue to trade punches until RLC gets the upper hand. She whips Rosa to the ropes and takes her down with a belly to belly suplex. She picks her up for a suplex, but Rosa counters it into a reverse DDT. D’Zee and Holly now get back in the ring. D’Zee goes after Rosa with an uppercut and hits her with a Manhattan Drop. Then she picks her up and throws her out of the ring. Holly picks up RLC and tosses her out of the ring. Both Holly and D’Zee now ask for the title. An official hands it to them. D’Zee looks like she wants to climb the ladder and win the match, but Holly won’t let go of the title.
D’Zee: What are you doing? Let go!
Holly: I’m afraid I cannot do that.
D’Zee: What?! Why?
Holly: Because I too wish to hold the GND title.
D’Zee: Oh really? Well I guess I’m gonna have to bust you up then.
And with that, D’Zee clotheslines Holly hard. Next she picks up Holly and gives her a powerslam. With Holly down, she grabs the belt and climbs the ladder. Meanwhile, Dr. Vivian has been released from the penalty box and runs into the ring to climb up the ladder as well. Both women make it to the top and start pummeling each other. Dr. Vivian takes advantage by suplexing D’Zee off the top of the ladder!
Fans: GND! GND! GND!
Jackie has now been released from the penalty box. Seeing that everyone is down, she grabs the title and climbs the ladder. She is just about to hook it when she is taken down by RLC, who climbed the turnbuckle to spear her from the ladder. RLC now grabs the belt and climbs the ladder. Holly gets up and starts climbing from the other side. RLC sees this coming and knocks her off. She’s getting ready to hook the title when D’Zee hits her in the back with a chair. D’Zee then grabs her and powerbombs her to the mat. Dr. Vivian gets up and runs at D’Zee, who whacks her in the head with the chair and tosses her out of the ring. D’Zee grabs the title and looks up, knowing that her time has finally come. The fans, however, don’t like this and boo very loudly.
D’Zee: Finally the time has come! Now I will take what is rightfully mine and become the GND Champion!
Rosa: Not if I have anything to do with it!
Rosa has climbed to the top of the penalty box. D’Zee turns around to see her land on her with a diving hurricanrana. Rosa picks D’Zee up and hits the Northern Lights Driver. Then she grabs the title and sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. Rosa climbs up and hooks the title. The ref calls for the bell.
RA: Here is your winner, and STILL EWT Girl Next Door Champion, QUEEN ROOOOOOSSSAAAAAA!
*Rosa unhooks the title and climbs down the ladder. The ref raises her arm in victory. The fans cheer loudly, showing respect not only for Rosa, but for all the ladies involved as they gave their best effort. Rosa exits the ring and heads up the ramp, raising the title up high. D’Zee sits up and sees Rosa with the title and is now furious. She bangs her fist to the mat, points at Rosa, and mouths off “This is not over.” Rosa looks back at her and mouths off some words before heading to the back*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jul 15, 2006 23:52:02 GMT -5
Sweetest Perfection hits & Chance Confidence struts proudly to the ring. He enters & gleefully soaks up the crowds boos.*
Bobby Cruiz: The following contest is scheduled for one fall & it is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship of the World! Introducing the challenger fr-
*Chance snatches the mic from Cruiz*
C: You all know my name by now, I am the greatest talent in EWT. I am the most charismatic, energetic, athletic man in EWT I am CHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNCCCEEEE CONNNFFFFIIIIDDDEEEENNNCCCEEE!!!!!
*The crowd boos even louder as Chance rolls out of the ring. Party Starter hits & the boos turn to loud cheers as the Champion appears at the top of the ramp. He is up & ready for this one. He gets the crowd involved by giving out his flag, his shirt & sunglasses in the way down to the ring.*
BC: Now making his way to the ring, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in tonight at 216 & 1/4 pounds he is the current EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World he is Spaz!!
*Both men come face to face in the ring. The animosity is palpable as referee Jim Wilson steps in to separate them. He takes the belt from Spaz & calls for the bell. Spaz extends his hand to Chance but Chance chooses ignore it by kicking Spaz in the midsection. Chance grabs Spaz by the hair & hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. Chance picks Spaz up & he whips him into the corner. Chance charges but Spaz catches him with an elbow. Chance recoils & Spaz grabs him & he nails a Belly To Belly Suplex. Spaz grabs Chance & tries to pull him to his feet but Chance rolls Spaz up.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz is just able to kickout despite Chance using the ropes illegally which the ref didn't see. Both men stand & lock up. Spaz gains the upper hand & he manoeuvres around behind Chance with a wristlock he then picks him up & nails a Back Suplex. Chance stands & he rubs his back but Spaz wants to keep the intensity up & he whips Chance off the ropes & he nails a big dropkick right on Chance's chin. Spaz drops & tries a lateral press.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Chance powers out to show Spaz that it will take a lot more then that to put him down. Both men rise & trade chops & punches. Chance sidesteps a Spaz uppercut & he grabs Spaz & nails a Backbreaker. Chance grabs Spaz's arms & looks to lock on a submission move but Spaz twists his way out. He then rolls Chance up from behind.*
1 2 NO!
*Chance gets out in the nick of time. The crowd really start to get behind Spaz with a Spaz = Champion chant. Both men take a second to compose themselves before they lock up. Spaz gets some leverage & he twists Chance's arm & pulls Chance down onto his knees. Spaz then tries to get Chance down onto his back but Chance flips around & reverses the hold. He now gets Spaz down to the mat & he locks on an STF! Spaz is screaming in pain as Chance applies the pressure. He pulls back hard but Spaz is able to get his arm free & push back. He gets himself free of the hold & he then rolls Chance over into a pin attempt.*
1 2 COUNTER!
*Chance rolls through to have Spaz covered.*
1 2 COUNTER!
*Spaz kicks free & rolls through again!*
1 2 NO!
*Chance gets out of the cover. The crowd roars for the display of skill from both men as a "This Match Rules" chant starts up. The two men stand & resume hostilities. Spaz charges at Chance but Chance catches him with a clothesline. Chance grabs Spaz's leg & locks on an Ankle Lock! Spaz is screaming in pain as Chance twists on Spaz's foot. Spaz looks like he may tap but with a sudden burst of strength he rolls through into an Ankle Lock of his own! Now Chance is screaming & he looks as he if he will tap but he then summons some energy & rolls through to lock Spaz into a Sharpshooter! The crowd starts an "E DUB T" chant as Chance applies the pressure. Spaz is desperate & after a few seconds he is just able to get his hand out to grab the bottom rope. Chance holds on until the ref counts to 4. He then lets go & struts around the ring cockily. Spaz uses the ropes to pull himself up & Chance grabs his arm. He whips him across the ring & he tries for a clothesline on the way back. Spaz ducks it & bounces back again. Chance catches him with a thumb to the eye which draws the ire of the crowd. As Spaz reels back Chance nails him with a Running Bulldog. Spaz is down & Chance climbs the corner. He leaps off & nails a Top Rope Leg Drop right across the back of Spaz's neck. Chance rolls Spaz over for the cover.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Spaz kicks out & the crowd go wild. They start up a "Let's Go Spaz" chant as both men return to a vertical base. Chance charges at Spaz but Spaz is able to catch him with an elbow. He then locks on around the waist, the crowd rise as they anticipate what comes next. Spaz nails one German Suplex, followed by a second, Spaz rises to hit a third but is countered, Chance nails a German of his own & he rises. Spaz fights out of it & nails his third German, he rises looking for a fourth but Chance blocks it. Spaz clubs away at Chance's back & he then nails the fourth. Spaz stands & goes up to the top rope. He points skywards & he leaps off looking for a Frog Splash. Chance has it scouted though & he gets his knees up into Spaz's midsection. Spaz screams in pain as Chance works Spaz's midsection with stomps. Chance pulls him to his feet by his hair & whips his into & over the top rope. Spaz crashes into the guard rail & Chance slides out after him. He rams Spaz's head into the barrier a few times, he picks him up & lays him onto the Swahili announce table. Chance head over & climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He signals to the crowd which draws boos & he leaps off & nails a moonsault on Spaz which smashes him through the table. Both men are down & the ref starts a count.*
1 2 3 4 5 6
*Chance is up, he looks to roll into the ring but he realises the title won't change hands on a count out so he goes back & pulls Spaz to his feet. He rolls him into the ring & hooks the leg.*
1 2 ROPEBREAK!!
*Spaz is just able to get his foot up onto the bottom rope. Chance can't believe it Spaz is still feeling the effects of the Moonsault as Chance pulls him to his feet. Chance whips Spaz off the ropes again & looks to nail a clothesline. Spaz ducks it & stops himself on the ropes. Chance charges over but Spaz plants him with a Down Under DDT! Spaz hooks the leg as the crowd roars.*
1 2 NO!
*Chance kicks out. Spaz doesn't give him any time to recover as he grabs the legs & locks on a Sydney Cloverleaf! Chance is screaming in pain as Spaz tightens his grip. The other members of Gen. Tech have come out & are standing at the top of the entrance way cheering on their colleague. Chance is desperate he close to the ropes & somehow he is able to reach out & just get his hand onto the bottom rope. Spaz lets go & both men are down. They each use the ropes to pull themselves up Gen. Tech are willing their man on as grabs hold of Chance & nails a Gutwrench Suplex. Spaz then pulls Chance up to his knees. but Chance catches Spaz with a low blow that went unseen by the ref! The crowd & Gen. Tech are furious as Chance stands & laughs as Spaz drops to the mat. Chance climbs the corner & he waits for Spaz to rise. When he does he leaps off looking for a flying clothesline but Spaz steps out of the way. Chance lands on his feet but Spaz is quick to nail a Swinging Neckbreaker. Spaz now climbs the corner & he waits for Chance to rise. When he does he leaps off looking for a Hurricanrana but Chance catches him & plants him with a Powerbomb! Both men are down & it takes Chance a few seconds to make the cover. *
1 2 KICKOUT!!
*The crowd & Gen. Tech cheer as somehow Spaz is able to kick out! Chance is in total shock but he picks Spaz up & he looks to Powerbomb him again. Spaz blocks it & pushes Chance off. Chance charges but Spaz plants him with a Spinebuster. He drops & hooks the leg.*
1 2 NO!
*Chance kicks out! Both men are exhausted but the match continues. They slowly rise & they trade punches until Spaz kicks Chance in the gut & looks to plant him with The Shockwave but Chance counters with punches to the head. Spaz drops Chance & Chance tries to set Spaz up for a Death Valley Driver, Spaz fights out of it & gets back on his feet. Chance grabs Spaz's arm tries to whip him but Spaz pulls Chance in & lifts him up. This time he is able to connect with The Shockwave! Spaz collapses to his knees & he slowly hooks the leg.*
1 2 3!
*Chance kicks out but it is a fraction too late Party Starter hits & Gen. Tech head to the ring to celebrate with the champ.*
BC: Here is your winner & still the EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World Spaz!!
*Chance rolls out of the ring slowly & he drops to his knees & holds his head in his hands the realisation of how close he came to being Champion sinks in as Spaz ascends the turnbuckle gingerly to salute the Spazphiles holding his title belt high.*
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