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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Oct 16, 2005 2:10:48 GMT -5
*We cut to Theo Rumm waiting in the arena’s new indoor parking area, warming up for his 2 matches week and also waiting for his tag team partner. Suddenly, a red, black, and gold sedan pulls up to where Theo stands. A person, clad in a sweatshirt and sweatpants walks up to Theo. The person is somewhat shorter to Theo and looks a bit thinner, the sweatshirt’s hood blocks his face as he and Theo high five each other.*
Theo: Man, it just like old times…
Person: You said it.
*The voice is male and sounds grittier and nervous then Theo’s more assured and self-confident tone.*
Theo: Sounds like you got the jitters.
Person: Oh, you bet man. Getting the old team back together to kick some ass’ll do that to you.
Theo: Which reminds me, I had a talk with the boss over the phone.
Person: Phone?
Theo: Vacation, long story… anyways, he says he’ll be watch both our matches and your match tonight to see if he like what he sees.
Person: And if he does?
Theo: You’ll get a contract and we’ll be back together in the same ring since… forever!
Person: Awesome! Now let’s head in… any place here where we can get some sodas?
Theo: Yeah, man. I got some in the dressing room.
Person: Sodas rule.
*Theo and the person laugh and head to the dressing rooms.*
*Cut segment*
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Oct 16, 2005 8:13:52 GMT -5
*A camera crew is running down a street. They catch up to a man*
Reporter: "Excuse me,sir. Mr. D-Boy. Mr. D-Boy, sir. Can we just talk to you for a second?"
D-Boy: "I told you EWT Mutha<BEEEEEEEEP> I was out. I'm retired. It's over. Now leave me the <BEEEEP> alone, <BEEEEP>."
Reporter: "But you attacked DSR with a light tube. How do you respond to his remarks that you are a coward and a "yard tard"?"
*D-Boy , with an angry expression on his face, grabs the mic and brutally shoves the reporter aside. He turns and looks directly into the camera.* D-Boy: "You listen to me, STEVIE, and you listen good. When you toot your own horn and list your accomplishments and belts that your <BEEEEEP>ing politicking and backstage blowjobs have gotten you, you just remember who made you, who brought you into the fold and who introduced you to the right people. When I found you, YOU were a "Yard Tard" throwing yourself off Ryder Trucks onto lightubes and thumbtacks for a feel of the neighbours daughter.
Now you stand there with a <BEEEEP>ing attitude, <BEEEEP>ing and moaning about how I don't deserve to be in a Hall Of Fame and how I'm a Yard Tard and a coward, just after you've massaged your ego with how you've won every belt except the Girl Next Door one. Prancing Stevie B***hards, in my mind, that's the only belt you do deserve to hold.
I've never held a single belt in EWT. Because I'm not about belts or titles. I'm about the wrestling. <BEEEEP> that! I AM WRESTLING.
And a b**** like you don't deserve to be in the ring..... with a LEGEND like me. Now get that <BEEEEP>ing camera outta my face!"
*The link is lost*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 16, 2005 9:13:57 GMT -5
*We are backstage next to the entrance to the Aquarium, Kevin Kelly is standing next to Maelstrom who is drinking a cup of coffee*
KEVIN KELLY: Hello everyone, I'm Kevin Kelly and with me today is Maelstrom . . now Maelstrom for are new audience what is an Aquarium Room Riot? because as far as I know there has only been one of these matches in EWT history before . . .
*Maelstrom calmly turns to Kevin Kelly*
MAELSTROM: Well, the Aquarium Room Riot is my own type of match. Take the idea of the Boiler Room Brawl made famous by Mankind, but stick it in an Aquarium. Then watch as two men beat the living hell out of each other with a wide variety of brutal weapons. The first to leave the room is the winner . . and last time David Davies felt the full power of the Maelstrom when I hit the Whirlpool on him through a fish tank . . . not to mention the Barracuda incident . .
KEVIN KELLY: . . right . .
MALESTROM: . . and Merc when you get back from your absence . . . I want you to pay a visit to the hospital and go see Abyss . . and when you see the state he is in from this match. . . know that your next on my watery current of pain . . . . the Tri-State Title has a heritage and you have disgraced its history . . . Billy may have been a jerk, but he didn't steal the title he earn't it, as did I . . . your days are numbered Merc . . . The Tide Will Turn!!
*Maelstrom clobbers Kevin Kelly to the ground and then walks into the dimly lit Aquarium*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 16, 2005 14:54:15 GMT -5
JOEY STYLES: Ladies and gentlemen, as you already know, Joe Ragnal has agreed to do his match at SAW in an EWT sanctioned match. This match will be the first of Joe's four appearances as he helps the former Secretary Saucy train for wrestling. And now, without any further delay, here it is-Joe Ragnalvs. Juventud Guerrera.
*Cut to: The Scranton High School gymnasium, AKA the SAW Arena. The announcer, Robert Tiernan, walks into the ring to announce the next match.*
TIERNAN: The following contest is the main event for tonight's show, and is an EWT sanctioned match. Entering first is Juventud Guerrera.
*The Mexicools theme plays as Juvie enters from behind a curtain and gets into the ring.*
TIERNAN: And his opponent, from right here in Scranton, PA...
*Faint plays as Joe Ragnal heads out from behind the curtain, with Saucy following behind, and Joe goes around the ring high-fiving the front row. The crowd reacts loudly to the return of their hometown hero as he slides into the ring.*
TIERNAN: He is the Cloudbreaker, and one third of Scranton's most electrifying family...JOE RAGNAL!
*THe bell rings, and Joe and Juvie circle around the ring once and lock up in the center. In a test of strangth, Joe crushes Juvie and sends him down to the ground. Joe kicks at his stomach a couple of times, then hits a backflip onto Juvie. Joe picks Juvie up, knees him once, and whips him into the ropes. Juvie bounces off, and ducks under a clothesline, bounces off again, and hits Joe with a crossbody takedown. Juvie gets up and goes to the top rope for a leg drop, but Joe rolls out of the way, and Juvie lands on the canvas. Joe runs at Juvie after he gets up, and Juvie hits Joe with a tilt-a-whirl into a backbreaker. Juvie pins.*
1!2!
*Joe kicks out. Juvie picks Joe up and goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Joe slides behind Juvie and hits a German Suplex. Juvie gets up by a corner, and Joe runs at Juvie for a running drop kick, but Juvie dodges, and Joe kicks the ring post. Juvie picks Joe up and whips him into the ropes, Juvie going for Joe, but Joe hits a tackle onto Juvie. Joe tosses Juvie over the ropes , runs into the ropes opposite, and goes for another kick, but Juvie moves, and Joe hits the ropes with his kick. Juvie goes to the top rope and goes for a Hurracanrana, but Joe holds his ground nad puts his legs over Juvie's shoulders and...hits the CLASH! Joe goes for the pin.*
1!2!
*Juvie kicks out. Joe goes to the top rope as Juvie gets up, and kicks to Juvie's chest, knocking him back down. Saucy applauds this, and Joe goes back up to the top rope, and hits a moonsault. Joe goes for the pin again.*
1!2!
*Juvie kicks out. Joe picks Juvie up, but Juvie slaps his arms away and kicks at Joe's midsection. Juvie picks Joe up high above his head, and thorws Joe into a press slam across the turnbuckle. The ref doesn't see this, as he's kicking some garbage out of the ring. Joe slowly falls off the turnbuckle, and Juvie picks Joe up, whips him into the ropes, and hits Joe with a powerbomb. Juvie pins.*
1!2!
*Joe kicks out, Juvie picks Joe up and goes for a Vertical Suplex again,but Joe counters it and hits the Orange Crush Bomb on Juvie. Joe gets up, gets to the top rope, and lands the Cloudbreaker onto Juvie, and goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Juvie kicks out. Joe picks Juvie up and whips him into the ropes, but Juvie counters and whips Joe into the ropes, and clotheslines Joe out of the ring. Juvie signals for somebody to come out from the back area, and out comes Psicosis. Picosis slides into the ring, gets on his hands and knees, and Juvie jumps on top of him, jumps over the ropes, and hits the air Juvi onto Joe. Both competitors are down, and the ref starts the countout.*
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*Both compatitors are back in the ring at this time. Joe punches at Juvie. Juvie punches back. Both competitors trade punches for a while, until Juvie ducks under a punch and kicks at Joe's back leg. Joe is on the ground, and Juvie gets Joe into the Juvie Lock! Joe is struggling to get to the ropes, as Juvie is struggling to keep him from the ropes. The ref checks Joe to see if he wants to give. Joe refuses, and after much struggling, Joe finally grabs onto the bottom rope. The ref begins to count after telling Juvie he's grabbed the rope.*
1!2!3!4!
*Juvie lets go. Juvie picks Joe up and puts him into a headlock, but Joe elbows him after some time, puts him in his own headlock, and hits the Windfall onto Juvie. Joe goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Joe gets up for the ref to declare him the winner. Saucy gets into the ring, and raises Joe's arm in victory. The crowd stands and applauds Joe. Joe takes a bow to each side ofthe audience, then Saucy hands Joe the mic.*
JOE: *sounding a little winded* Thank you..thank you...Everyone, it's so good to be back home! I've missed the atmosphere of SAW for some time now. But it's great to see you faces again.
*the crowd cheers*
JOE: Now, I've been watching some of Ultimo Chocula's promos, and his matches, and he says I can't wrestle for a lick. Well, Choc, I think I proved you wrong! Am I right, or am I right?!
*The crowd cheers and applauds, then shortly starts to chant,'THAT WAS AWESOME!THAT WAS AWESOME!' At this point, Psicosis is helping Juvie into the back area.*
JOE: Until the PPV comes around, folks, I'll be here at SAW, wrestling some matches, and also helping Saucy here to become a better wrestler. So until next time...Thank you.
*The crowd cheers Joe on, and Joe takes one last bow, and he and Saucy high five the crowd on their way back to the backstage area, as Faint plays.*
FADE OUT
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Post by pta on Oct 17, 2005 4:00:04 GMT -5
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
The Music of the Faces of Fear starts up and Meng and Barbarian slowly walk down to the ring. They get a pretty mixed reaction.
Announcer: introducing first, at a combined weight of 575 pounds, They are The Faces of Fear, Meng and Barbarian!!!
They slowly enter the ring and await their challengers.
" The Pain... has only begun!!! "
Slowly Principal Pain and The Canceler head out, the crowd greeting them with a booing frenzy. Principal Pain ignores them as he and Canceler slowly head towards the ring.
Announcer: And their opponents...
Pain looks up and grabs the announcer's microphone.
Pain: Take a seat, my Teacher's Aide will preform any announcing.
Just as if on schedule, Chance Confidence slowly strides out to the ring, wearing one of the P.T.A.'s new shirts. He nods and slowly takes the microphone from Pain.
Chance: Now then... First... Introducing the longest undefeated team in the history... as far as I know, team of the EWT, weighing in at an... astonishing 750 pounds, The strongest... biggest... and most ruthless athlete of the EWT, The Canceler and his partner... the glorious leader... and founder of the P.T.A. he is the greatest technical wrestler in the EWT... no... in the WORLD!!! Principal Pain! Ladies and Gentlemen... the P.T.A.
Meng and Barbarian simply stare at Confidence and the P.T.A, not appreciating their cockiness.
Chance Confidence: And introducing their... opponents, if you can even call them that, weighing in at... if anyone bloody well cares, Marauder and Zeng... the Heads of Fearing or some other.
Principal Pain turns around and smirks, giving Confidence the go ahead to leave... and he heads right to... the EWT Commentary Table to join Hoss Matthews and Sum Guy
Chance Confidence: Hello again. I'll be commentating for the P.T.A.'s glorious matches once again.
Hoss: Man Chance. Is there anything you don't do for Pain?
Chance: He's my mentor... and the only person relatively close to skill.
Sum: Hey look at me! I'm commentating! It's a good thing all the other commentators got food poisoning... or something!
Chance: Yes good for you...
Anyway, back in the ring, Pain and Canceler have entered the ring, Pain starting off against Meng. The bell rings as Pain starts circling around Meng, looking for a weak point. Meng simply stand there as suddenly Pain grabs him from behind. He goes for a headlock takedown, but Meng counters with a thump, sending him down to the mat. Pain glares and gets back up, running forward for the clothesline, taking him down. But Meng immediately gets up. He then takes Pain down with a clothesline of his own. Pain gets up as well, only a little more slowly.
Hoss: Looks like Pain's having some trouble.
The Principal looks across the ring at Meng and runs forward, nailing him with a dropkick to the face, knocking Meng down. He immediately follows up, trying to lock in a dragon sleeper and doing so on Meng, trying to take him out early, but Meng is way too fresh and rises to his feet, lifting Pain up as he does so. He then grabs and flips Pain into his back on the mat. He follows up by dropping down with a headbutt to his chest.
Sum: Talk about using your head!!!
Chance and Hoss: Ugh...
Pain groans and runs over to tag in Canceler. The huge man quickly enters the ring, eager to get inside. Meng quickly runs forward and goes for a clothesline, but Canceler counters by grabbing his arm and nailing a huge arm drag to the mat. He slowly rises to his feet, Meng still down. Canceler begins stomping on him to soften the Tongan warrior up a bit, then walks over and tags in Pain. He leans down, as Pain climbs on his back then leaps off for a splash to the chest of the fallen Meng. He grunts in pain and starts rolling around, rolling over and tagging in Barbarian.
Barbarian quickly enters the ring and runs full speed towards a rising Pain, who drops him with a drop toe hold to the mat, then locking in a leg lock on him. Barbarian groans a bit as Canceler bounces off the ropes and nails a leg drop to his back. The referee gets involved and sends Canceler back out of the ring, Pain keeping to apply pressure and ground Barbarian.
Sum: Yay! The ref is doing is job!
Chance: Speaking of jobs, how'd you get yours?
Hoss: I've been asking that for years...
Barbarian struggles towards the ropes, breaking up the submission, after pain keeps locked on for a few more seconds before he's forced to break it. He slowly rises back up and leaps up, nailing a dropkick to the same leg he put in the submission. Barbarian yells out in Pain as it connects. He slowly, rises to his feet, holding his leg in pain.
The Principal smirks and grabs his leg, and takes him down with a dragon screw, hurting it even more. He quickly gets back up and tags in Canceler. The big man quickly enters the ring once again and grabs Barbarians leg, lifting it up high and slamming it down hard. Barbarian starts to hold the leg once again, Canceler reaching down and grabbing him by the neck and tossing him into the nearby turnbuckle.
Hoss: Looks like Barbarian is about to get the Canceler's Pink Slap
Chance: Yes... one of his most devastating moves... with powerful hands like his.
Canceler indeed raises his arm and brings it down hard for a loud thunder boom as it connects, Barbarian falling down into the bottom corner of the turnbuckle, now nursing his rather sore chest. Canceler smirks and then proceeds to stomp at his face while he's down, making him even more sore. Canceler then tags back in Pain. As Barbarian is lifted up in a Full Nelson by Canceler, Pain proceeds to hits him with some pretty stiff chops, finishing up as Canceler lifts up and slams him down to the mat. Pain slowly lifts Meng back up, but out of desperation, he lifted up for a suplex, and slammed down. Pain groans a bit as Meng crawls toward Barbarian, Pain slowly rising up and trying to prevent this by grabbing his foot, only to get nailed somehow with an enziguri. Barbarian goes down, than dives and tags in Meng again.
Meng quickly storms into the ring and nails a rising Pain with a suplex, knocking him back down. He lifts him up and hits him with a headbutt... then another for good measure. Pain is a bit dazed from the assault, but tries to recover. However, he doesn't get a chance as Meng lifts him again for another suplex, but Pain somehow counters and drops behind him, shoving him forward with all his might. As Meng is pushed forward, Canceler runs and nails him with the Yakuza kick. Meng goes down as Pain crawls over and goes for a cover. 1...2...
But Meng gets the shoulder up. Pain can't believe it.
Chance: THAT WAS A FAST COUNT!!! Do your job referee!
Pain groans and starts hitting Meng with more chops to the chest, after a few then running forward for the STO, but Meng counters into a back drop, sending Pain flying out of the ring. Canceler enter's the ring as the ref checks on Pain. Meng quickly nails him a headbutt... to the groin. Canceler slumps down and holds his injured area, as Meng proceeds to lock in the Tongan Deathgrip.
Chance: Excuse me gentlemen.
Chance gets up and runs full speed down to the ring, pulling out a familiar looking book from underneath the ring. He smirks, leaping onto the apron, book behind his back. Meng releases the submission, walking over, and getting nailed with the book. He staggers backwards, turning around and being lifted up for an I.S.D. Barbarian tries to stop it, but Canceler stops him by swinging Meng around and using him as a weapon. He then slams Meng down hard... for the cover.
1....2....3!!!
Chance takes the microphone again.
Chance: Here are your winners... and still undefeated. The greatest tag team in EWT History, The P.T.A.
Pain has now risen to his feet, holding his rather sore back, from the huge bump he just took. Canceler and Chance help him backstage.
Sum: What a great match.
Hoss: It was okay i guess... but you're still the worst commentator since well... anyone.
Fade to Commercial
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Post by DSR on Oct 17, 2005 7:27:04 GMT -5
*DSR is seen walking around in the back. Hoss Matthews runs over to get a few words with him.
DSR: <to Hoss> I know why you're here, let's do this s***! <into the camera> D-Boy, what the f*** have you been smokin'?! You are clearly on a whole new level of high if you actually consider all that s*** you said to be true! Honestly, you claim I was a yard tard when you took me under your wing? I will certainly admit that I wasn't too great when I started, but unlike you, D-Boy, I've IMPROVED over time! And you've got a whole f***in' lot of nerve sayin' I used backstage politics to win the belts that I won, considering A: I had to bust my ass every single night since I joined EWT and prove to these people that I wasn't that kinda superstar, and B: you are the motherf***in' king of backstage politics! Hell, the only time you and I were ever in the ring together, you threw out your "creative control" card, fingerpoked me, and took back the WCF Heavyweight Title, a Title you'd horded for yourself throughout WCF's history! And you think you ARE wrestling? *exasperated sigh* I can't f***ing believe you, man. You beat guys with light tubes and cheese graters, you can't execute a single wrestling maneuver, and you claim that you're wrestling. Pardon me...but F*** YOU.
Prove it to me, D-Boy. I've done everything there is to do here in EWT...but I've never faced you, one on one, without politics, without "creative control." So tell ya what: You face me at the next PPV. Choose any stipulations you want. You could face me in a pure wrestling match and prove to me that you are the wrestler you claim to be. Or face me in one of your barbed-wire, C4 explosives, whatever-else-you-can-think-of-matches and prove to me that there's any merit behind that s***. Face me, one on one, at the next PPV...and I will LEAVE the EWT. You face me, D-Boy, and win, lose, or draw, after the show is over, I will pack up my s*** and never wrestle again. I'm beggin' you, D-Boy. Prove yourself to me. Unless you'd rather not face the possibility...that I just might be right about everything I've ever said about you!
*DSR walks off. End scene.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 17, 2005 7:48:33 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is a three-way tag dance, and it is for the EWT tag team championships! Introducing first...at a combined weight of 827 pounds....Owen Hart and YokoZUNA!!!
*Yokozuna and Owen Hart come out for their match for the tag championships. They get into the ring and taunt for the good type of kayfabe heat. Kaientai's music hits, and Kaientai come out, with flags and microphones.
Announcer: Aaaaaand from Japan, at a combined weight of 367 pounds...Taka Michinoku and Funaki...KAIENTAI!!
*Taka and Funaki bow, then wave their flags before ditching them. Taka mouths furiously into the stick.
Taka: YOU, CANADIAN AND SUMO-MAN! YOU ARE MISMATCHED LIKE TAG CHAMPIONS, BRITISH LIME-MAN AND MISTER HYBRID TECHNICAL GUY!
Funaki: (Of course) ......INDEED!
Taka: YOU ARE FACING AN UNBEATABLE FORCE, BECAUSE WE...ARE...KAIENTAI, AND WE ARE EEEEEEVIL!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
Funaki: .......INDEED!
*Kaientai get into the ring. "Sexy Guy" hits, and HBH Bret Michaels, accompanied as always by Rosa and Gasoline, is out.*
Announcer: And the tag team champions, first from....
*Bret slides into the ring, and lays out Owen hart and Yokozuna with a crossbody before handspringing to his feet and charging at Kaientai, taking Taka out with a rolling dropkick and hitting a Northern Lights Suplex on Funaki.
"RIP" hits, and Limey, pissed at Bret's overconfidence, is out, accompanied by Carla O Woe. Gasoline has words with Limey on the rampway, and Limey responds by shoving Gasoline hard, almost making him fall. Limey slides into the ring, when the lights dim, and a picture of the bagged face of Flex Magnificent appears on screen.
Flex: I haven't forgotten....Limey. Zese vounds von't heal....and neizer vill you!!!
The Toomi-tron fades out as Limey is there wondering what the hell just happened. As he is wondering this, Yokozuna takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. Yoko stares at HBH, who shrugs and says "All yours", before heading to the apron, making the legal men Limey, Yoko and....Taka. Toko picks up the prone Limey, and hits a scoop slam, dropping a few elbows. Taka runs over and hits a few elbows of his own. Yoko notices, and gets in Taka's face. Taka tries to cool things by noting that both athletes were "Japanese". This seems to work, as both Yoko and Taka pick up Limey, and deliver a double suplex. However, straight after this, Taka goes nuts on Yoko, hitting several furious rights. This does very little to phase Yoko, however, and he hits a headbutt to Taka, sending him to the mat.
With Taka taken care of, Yoko returns his attention to Limey, but Limey quickly gets his feet, up, and he takes Yoko down with a headscissors, shades of AJ Styles! Taka manages to tag in Funaki, and Funaki charges straight at Limey...to be hit with a spinebuster, followed by a somersault leg drop. Limey then drags Funaki over to the corner, and climbs the turnbuckle...but HBH tags himself in, causing Limey to scream "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" at HBH before reluctantly returning to his corner. Bret stomps away at Funaki, and applies a chinlock. Meanwhile, Yoko manages to tag in Owen, and Owen runs in to hit a leg drop on both Funaki and Bret. Owen picks up Bret, and hits a DDT before covering Funaki.
1, 2..
Funaki kicks out after two. Owen looks disappointed, when suddenly, he is hit with a German suplex by HBH, back on his feet, and pissed off. Owen gets to his feet as HBH stomps his foot into the mat. Owen then groggily turns to face HBH and gets hit with the SWEET CHIN MU....wait! Owen grabs Bret's foot (from underneath his...foot!) and shoves him down, picking up both feet and trying for a Sharpshooter!! Owen succeeds, and HBH tries desperately to get to the ropes. Out of nowhere, Limey hits the back of Owen's head with a missile dropkick, sending Owen falling onto the second rope, where Gasoline smacks it with a steel chair!!! Owen drops to the mat, and HBH goes for the cover!
1, 2...
And Funaki breaks up the pin with an axehandle to HBH's back. HBH immediately gets to his feet, and turns, quite angrily, to face Funaki. Funaki realises that what he did may not have been the smartest thing, and he tries to plead his way out of it. It doesn't work, as Bret approaches Funaki, hate burning in his eyes. Funaki responds by bouncing off the nearest ropes, and ducking a clothesline attempt by Bret. Funaki bounces off the other ropes, and is leapfrogged by Bret. As Funaki bounces off the ropes for the third time, he runs straight into the SWEET CHIN MUZAK!!! HBH goes for the pin!
1, 2...
Taka tries to elbow drop HBH to break up the pin, but HBH moves out of the way, causing Taka to elbow drop his own partner! As Taka looks confused, HBH hits HIM with the SWEET CHIN MUZAK, and goes for a cover on both men, one finger on each of them!
1, 2, 3!!!!
KAIENTAI HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.
HBH then turns his attention to Owen Hart, still feeling the sting of the chairshot, and approaches him. However, Owen then pulls him in for a small package!
1, 2...
HBH rolls out, but into his corner, where Limey tags himself in, then jumps the turnbuckle, leaping at Owen for a flying Lariat!! Owen is down, and Limey throws up the horns for a pop. Limey picks up Owen's body, and hits a belly-to-belly to him, sending him sliding to his corner, where he manages a tag to Yokozuna. Yoko gets in, laughing confidently as he approaches Limey.
Limey tries a right hand to Yoko, and it barely phases him. Limey tries again, and it doesn't work. Limey then leaps up high with a dropkick, and Yoko slaps Limey's feet away. With Limey on the mat, Yoko picks up Limey by the head, and this prompts Limey to pull off a Northern Lights Suplex on Yoko!!! The crowd then performs their first fecal chant of the night as both Limey and Yoko are out of it.
Limey goes over to the ropes, and hoists himself up...and Owen, on the apron, takes him down with a thunderous clothesline. Yoko has managed to get to his feet, and as Owen directs him to Limey, Yoko smirks, and drags Limey's prone body to the corner. Yoko then climbs the turnbuckle, and bounces...preparing for the BANZAI drop! Yoko leaps off, but Limey rolls out of the way, to the safety of the apron. Limey then quickly grabs Yoko by the hair and hits a right hand before leaping over Yoko with a sunset flip! However, Yoko holds onto the ropes, and won't let go...until HBH hits him with the SWEET CHIN MUZAK, hitting him for six. Yoko is down into the pin from Limey!
1, 2...
Owen rushes in to break up the pin, hitting a low dropkick to Limey. Owen then grabs Limey's feet, looking for a sharpshooter, but Limey kicks Owen's ankles, sending him to his knees. Limey then gets up, and lifts up Owen for the TWIST O' LIME!!! Afterwards, Limey staggers back to the ropes, where HBH tags in, and climbs the turnbuckle, leaping off with a HUGE ELBOW DROP onto the still-out Yoko, going for the pin!
1, 2, 3!!!!
Winners: Limey and the Heartbreak Hitman, Bret Micheals!!!
*Post Match, Carla O Woe gets into the ring to celebrate with Limey as Gasoline and Rosa do the same for Bret. However, both parties notice each other, and they have a staredown. Rosa and Carla eventually have heated words, getting in each other's faces. Limey tries to keep Carla away as Gasoline does the same for Rosa. HBH simply looks on. Eventually, Carla gets hit with the SWEET CHIN MUZAK as Limey looks on, horrified. He turns to HBH, yelling "YOU SON OF A B****!", when he gets a low-blow, courtesy of Rosa, and Gasoline lifts him up high for the Jackknife powerbomb. As HBH and his crew leave the ring, the Toomi-Tron flashes, and Flex's face appears again.
Flex: "Ha ha ha....you think that was painful, Limey? Carla? EACH OF YOU?? LET ME TELL YOU SOMEZING!!! YOU DON'T KNOW TRUE PAIN YET!! Soon, Limey....soon...."
HBH's crew shrug it off as Limey and Carla struggle to get to their feet.
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Post by scbg on Oct 17, 2005 16:52:37 GMT -5
Giant Gonzales appears from behind the curtain and lumbers to the ring.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen...GIANT...GONZALES!!
Gonzales ambles into the ring and takes a microphone.
Gonzales: I big! Rassal! Tunk! Me kush wid big hand! RRRAAARRRGGHH!!!!
Vince McMahon: Looks like the Giant is calling out Raskall and Trunk!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: How can you tell, McMahon? The guy's got a big ol' wad of marbles in his mouth! You can't understand a word the guy's saying!
Gonzales: Lil man want kush you! He get me! Me kush you! RRAAARRGGHHHH!!!!
Vince: The Giant is getting impatient there, King!
"Hair of the Dog" blasts over the PA system as Rick Raskall emerges. He stands on the stage with microphone in hand.
Raskall: Look at this. Curly's gotta be kidding. Big man, small brain. And look at that outfit. What possessed you to do yourself up in that monkey suit?
Gonzales: RASSAL! ME KUSH BIG HAND!! RRRAARRRGGHHH!!!
Raskall: Whoa, calm down, cowboy. See, I heard that Curly Long bought you out and sent you after me and Trunk. But I dont worry. See, when I heard about you, I thought to myself, "What can I do to please a guy in a monkey suit?" And I got it; the only thing that can please a guy in a monkey suit is...a monkey!
Trunk walks out from behind the curtain, pulling something on a chain behind him. At the other end of the chain is an orangutan, wearing lipstick and a bow in its hair. Trunk drags it to the ring.
Raskall: There ya go, ape boy! Take a gander at that!
Gonzales looks at the ape, the ape looks at Gonzales. Suddenly, big cartoony hearts flash in Gonzales' eyes, as well as the ape's. They hold hands, then Gonzales picks up the ape and carries her backstage.
Raskall: There ya go, big guy! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! *cringes*
Trunk chuckles.
Raskall: Now that I've gotten rid of that guy, let me show all you folks at home what a real woman looks like! Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Kristina Harvey!
Britney Spears' "Toxic" plays as Kristina Harvey appears. A huge grin spreads across Raskall's face.
Raskall: You all know Kristina. Well, at least you WISH you knew her! You know, we do like to kiss in public, but only when we're hanging out with our beautiful and popular friends, not these pigs and trash that live in whatever city we're in. So I've devised a way to get a little lip action while still staying decent. Trunk, the curtain!
Vince: Curtain? What's he talking about?
Trunk reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a large white sheet. He bring it back into the ring.
Raskall: You ready, Trunk?
Trunk: Ready!
Raskall: Are you ready, baby?
Kristina: God, am I!
Raskall: Trunk, the curtain!
Trunk holds the curtain around Raskall and Kristina. Their silhouettes are still visible through the sheet, so one could still see Raskall wrapping his arms around Kristina and giving her a huge passionate kiss.
King: Gaahh! Lookit that, McMahon! I can't believe it! Wow!
Vince: Obviously a man of passion is Rick Raskall!
King: I wouldn't mind being behind that curtain with her, McMahon! Wa-haa!
Trunk removes the curtain. Raskall and Kristina have finished their lovefest.
Raskall: I think we've made a statement.
The three of them exit.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 18, 2005 5:26:30 GMT -5
*Spaz is shown standing in a corridor backstage.*
S: Eddie, you are down 1-0. You are scared of me, your actions in the first match proved that. You are right to be scared. I am the best wrestler in the EWT. I am a former OX Division Champion & soon I will be a two time OX Division Champion. Your days are numbered with that belt Omega, soon you will Believe The Hype!! You will feel The Shockwave. You know it, I know it everyone in the locker room knows it & all the fans know it because Spaz = Ratings!!
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 18, 2005 7:22:05 GMT -5
*backstage and Curly is on the phone*
CURLY: Look! . . . . they hired a taxi and have gone off together! . . yes a monkey! . . . no I don't know care what customs they have in Argentina . . Listen! . . . get me another bodyguard . . I have my talk show and I need some back up!!
*Curly throws the phone at the wall!*
CURLY: Raskall & Trunk, you won't make a monkey out of me! . . you'll see!
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Post by Poker Joker on Oct 18, 2005 9:08:48 GMT -5
(The scene opens with the fans in the E.W.T. arena already on their feet. The sound of a whirlwind followed by a guitar solo strikes up over the loudspeakers, and the fans go wild. Kerry Von Erich makes his way to the ring, wearing red wrestling trunks, white boots, and a black cowboy hat.)
*ANNOUNCER*: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Denton, Texas, and weighing in at 247 lbs.... "The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich!
(Von Erich steps over the top rope and into the ring. He spins around and gives a tornado punch up into the air as the fans applaud him. He removes his hat and hands it to the ref as his music dies out, and "Like A Virgin" by Madonna comes on.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota and weighing in at 226 lbs, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
(Billy Ubermark comes out from behind the curtain wearing his standard yellow-and-green tights and black boots and knee pads. He gets about a quarter of the way down the asile, when he stops for a moment. He quickly pulls out a pen out of one of his boots and hastily writes something down on a napkin he sees at ringside. Billy then gives a whistle toward the arena. Quickly, a masked man dressed all in black runs out from the back. Billy hands him the note he just scribbled and seemingly whispers something in his ear. The man takes the note and runs off. Billy then continues to make his way to the ring with the crowd half-cheering him. Billy eventually reaches the ring and steps in. He borrows the microphone from the ring announcer, and begins to address the audience.)
*BU*: I know that many of you are wondering exactly what Maelstrom and I are going to do to recover the Tri-State Championship from Merc.
(The crowd gives an unfavorable response at the mention of Merc's name.)
*BU*: I've heard a variety of suggestions as to what it might be, such as Maelstrom feeding his cheap ass to a shark.
(The crowd seems to like this idea, and applauds it.)
*BU*: To me, dragging him back home to Minnesota burying him up to his neck in a snow bank.
(The crowd also seems to enjoy this idea, and gives a favorable applause.)
*BU*: Well, I'm sorry to tell you that neither of those ideas are what the two of us have in mind. And frankly, I CAN'T tell you what we have in mind for him. What I CAN tell you, however, is that when we're through with him, Merc is going to be more than compelled to give us back the Tri-State Championship Belt.
(The crowd cheers for Billy as he hands the mic back to the announcer, and with that the official starts the match.)
*BELL RINGS*
(Billy Ubermark and Kerry Von Erich go around the ring, sizing one another up. Eventually Kerry rushes at Billy. Billy dodges out of the way. Kerry turns around, and Billy quickly nails him with a dropkick to the chest. Von Erich staggers backwards against the ring corner. Billy sees Von Erich is backed against the corner and rushes at him for a monkey flip. Von Erich moves out of the way and Billy ends up jumping onto the middle turnbuckle. Billy poises himself on the turnbuckle, however, as Von Erich turns around Billy jumps off with a version of a flying crossbody tackle. Von Erich catches Billy in mid-air and holds him crosswise. Billy struggles for a second or two, but Von Erich finally brings him down across his knee with a rib breaker. Billy rolls off the knee and rolls on the floor, grabbing side. Von Erich quickly stands up and delivers a couple of boots to Billy's ribs. Von Erich then stands Billy up. He whips Billy into the ropes, and then delivers a spinning elbow to Billy's face. Billy crashes to the ground. Von Erich follows up with a jumping knee drop across the stomach of Billy. Von Erich goes for a quick cover.)
1....2..
(Billy kicks out in a hurry, but Von Erich quickly rolls Billy onto his stomach and puts him into a bow-and-arrow stretch. Billy hollers in pain as Von Erich rolls back and cinches in the move. The ref asks Billy if he wants to give up, but Billy shakes his head "No." After about 20 seconds of being in the hold, Von Erich tires and has to let Billy go. Billy rolls off of Von Erich's knees, and tries to catch his breath on the mat. Kerry Von Erich climbs to his feet, and picks Billy up off the mat. He grabs him from behind and hits him with an atomic drop. Billy staggers forwards before collapsing on the canvas, holding the small of his back. Von Erich again picks Billy off the mat. He lifts him up and connects with a pendulum backbreaker. Billy slides off of Von Erich's knee and Kerry again goes for a cover.)
1.....2....
(Billy kicks out, again. Von Erich gets up and takes Billy to his feet. Billy is wobbly, and Von Erich starts pounding on Billy’s face with closed fists. After about the third fist, Billy blocks a punch. He looks to counter with one of his own, but Von Erich quickly reaches up and slaps on the Iron Claw! Billy struggles as Von Erich puts more pressure on Billy’s face. Finally Billy backs himself up to the ropes. The ref forces Von Erich to break the Claw, which he does. Billy holds onto the ropes, gasping for air. Von Erich takes a step back and signals that he’s going for the Tornado Punch. Von Erich whips Billy into the far ropes. Von Erich comes off the ropes himself and swings with his Tornado Punch, but Billy ducks it. Billy gets behind Von Erich and, from out of nowhere, quickly nails the Virgin Sacrafice! Billy goes for a cover on a stunned Kerry Von Erich!)
1….2….3!
(The bell rings as Billy Ubermark gets to his feet, and the ref raises his hand in victory. On the canvas, Von Erich rolls around, trying to catch his breath from Billy’s stunning finsiher.)
ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner of this match, Billy “The Virgin” Ubermark!
(Billy takes the mic from the ring announcer and begins to address the cheering fans.)
BU: Merc, I hope you were paying attention. Von Erich knew something was coming, but he didn’t know when and he didn’t know where. And then, when The Virgin Sacrafice finally hit him, it was too late. Your situation is just like Von Erich’s. You don’t know when or where somethings going to happen to you; you just know that its going to happen. The only difference is, you have TWO things to worry about…. Me AND Maelstrom! And when we finally happen, you’re going to regret EVER declairing yourself the Tri-State Champion.
(Billy tosses down the mic, and quickly rolls out of the ring and starts making his way up the ramp, holding the back of his head as he goes. The crowd cheers him as he goes. Eventually he stops and takes a sign from a person in the audience. He holds it up for the camera to see, and it reads: “MERC Fears The WhirlPool & Virgin Sacrafice!” Billy puts the sign down and makes his way back up the ramp as the scene fades to black.)
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Post by scbg on Oct 18, 2005 9:37:33 GMT -5
Raskall and Trunk are backstage looking over the EWT roster.
Raskall: Hey Trunk, you hear about this Penultimate Warrior guy?
Trunk: Who?
Raskall: I dunno. Some new guy. Hope he doesn't get sued.
Commercial break
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Post by ape on Oct 18, 2005 17:14:09 GMT -5
*both psychoapeguy and mike awesome are in the ring for the 10,000 thumbtack deathmatch to begin. the ring is already covered in thumbtacks and the bell rings. ape and awesome lock up. awesome uses his power advantage and shoves ape back to the turnbuckle. when ape begins to walk back out, awesome clotheslines ape down into the thumbtacks. he quickly goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout.
awesome picks ape up and shoves him back unto the buckle and begins to drive his shoulder into ape's abdomen. he then irish whips ape to the opposite turnbuckle and runs in to follow up with a big clothesline, but ape moves out of the way, and awesome hits sternum first into the turnbuckle. awesome staggers backwards and ape hits a neckbreaker into the tacks. ape goes for the cover. 1....2...kickout.
with awesome still on the mat, ape gets to his feet and slides out of the ring. he crawls under the ring. after a moment he crawls back out with a screwdriver that appears to have thumbtacks superglued to it. he reenters the ring and is met with a knee to the side of the head from awesome. awesome immediately puts ape's head between his legs and lifts him up for an awesome bomb, but ape slides out when awesome turns around, ape tries to hit awesome with the screwdriver, but awesome blocks it, kicks ape in the gut and lifts him up once again for an awesome bomb. again, ape slips out. when awesome turns around again, ape hits a big low blow. he then hurls himself off the ropes and hits a big diving lariat on awesome, sending him crashing down onto the thumbtacks. ape grabs the screwdriver and drives it into awesome's head, busting him open pretty badly. he then slides out of the ring again and pulls out a manequin that had tacks glued to it. ape climbs to the top rope with the manequin and delivers a sit-out powerbomb on the manequin, landing directly on top of awesome. ape immediately goes for the cover. 1....2....3.
ape raises the hand of the manequin in celebration, then bounces himself off the ropes, delivering a diving headbutt to part of the canvas with tacks scattered around. ape looks up with thumbtacks sticking out of his forehead....smiles to the fans and grabs the manequin. ape props the manequin so that it's sitting on his shoulders, then walks back to the locker room.*
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Oct 18, 2005 17:21:35 GMT -5
Generic rap theme #4 hits, and Mabel and Mo walk out, followed by Oscar, rapping the theme. Mabel and Mo throw in a few “BDAP’s” a “WHOO” and a “C’MON” for good measure.
It’s all about the pentiums, baby…
Joel and Mike don’t dance, but instead run down to the ring, and slide in. Mike runs forward for a front dropkick on Mabel, and lands hard on his ass, not even moving Mabel. Joel tries for a Moonsault DDT on Mo, but Mo catches him mid-sault, and hits a body slam on Joel. Mabel jumps up to splash Mike, but Mike pulls himself out of the way. Mabel lands on his stomach, and begins to flop around, not able to get up. Mike quickly lands a legdrop across the back of his head, and Mo clotheslines him from behind. Joel slides in from the outside, and is taken out by clothesline from Mo. Mo goes to help up Mabel.
Joel and Mike run up behind Mo and double bulldog him on top of Mabel. Mike tries to lift up Mo for the powerbomb, which is met by…
Joel: ARE YOU INSANE!?
Mike gives up and shrugs. Joel gets Mike to help him roll over Mo, and Joel jumps up to the turnbuckle for the Mariosault. Joel pins Mo, and gets a two count after Mo throws him off Kane/X-pac style. Mo starts to get up, but is put back down by a running Shining Wizard by Mike. Mike hits a lionsault, and pins Mo for a two count, as Mabel is finally up, pulling Mike off of Mo. Mabel puts Mike down with a belly to belly suplex, nearly flattening the poor boy. Joel comes in with a springboard crossbody, but unfortunately, he is caught in mid-air. Mabel and Mo send him backwards in a double fallaway slam, and things aren’t looking good for the Nyrds.
After a while, Joel and Mike get up, and converse in a corner. They stand up, nod to eachother, run over to Mo and Mabel, and…begin to kick the bejezus out of their shins. Like two midgets trying to kick over a tree-trunk, they kick some shin. Finally, both of them back away and hit a running low dropkick to their shins, and Mo and Mabel fall over like a dead tree. Joel and Mike drag Mabel over to the corner, and somehow, someway, push him up to the top rope in a sitting position. Joel climbs up with him, and sits atop his shoulders. Joel then spins around and hurricanranas Mabel off the top rope. Upon landing, the ring quakes, and Mike loses his footing, slipping and falling to the mat. Joel helps Mike up, and points for him to fly off the top. Mike nods, indicating that yes, he will fly off the top. Mike climbs to the top rope, and hits the not used in quite a while SKYWALKER!
Mike goes for the pin, but Mo helps out his team, and breaks it up. Mike and Joel boot Mo in the stomach, and both grab an arm of Mo. They fall back into a DDT, and pop up. Mike pulls up Mo's legs, and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf, as Joel locks in the River City Stretch. By the way, they just debuted their new move, Dr. Robotnik's Bean Machine. May or may not be renamed later, get back to ya', I will. Finally, the strain is too much for Mo, and he taps out, declaring our Nyrd friends the victors! Joel and Mike, having denied the fans their dancing before the match, more than make up with it now. Joel and Mike dance their way up the ramp, and all the way into a commercial.
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 18, 2005 18:03:06 GMT -5
*back from commercial break . . and we are at ringside and on the stage is the familiar sight of Curly Long's Colossal Coliseum along with the Boob Tube which is ready and waiting. On that Curly Long's music plays and he walks out on his own mike in hand*
CURLY LONG: Welcome to Curly is EWT!! . . that's right this is my show, and I know deep down you enjoy it! . . just like you enjoyed that ten thousand thumbtack match in all its grisly glory a few hours earlier . . . I could tell you about some other grisly shenanigans backstage but time is pressing! . .
*The crowd Boo's Curly and chants 'VLB' in his direction!*
CURLY: HEY! . . . you got something fresh to say? . . didn't think so! . . anyway you may have noticed that Giant Gonzales isn't with me . . . well after the incident with the monkey well he had to go . . but fear not Curly Long is never unprotected for long . . . heheh
*The crowd boo's Curly some more*
CURLY: Without further ado . . my new bodyguard . . . the master of martial arts and Chinese stuff . . . AKIO!!
*Some oriental music plays and out comes Akio he is dressed in a ninja type outfit, he bows to Curly who responds with a bow of his own*
CURLY: Now I'm told this man is a lethal weapon, and I need one with those two chumps Raskall & Trunk wanting to lay a beating on me! . . but I digress. . . . I have a great show tonight and my guests are one of the best factions in the EWT . . . I give you The P.T.A!!
*Over the speakers the 'Horror version of the Classic Graduation Theme' plays and out comes the P.T.A led by Principal Pain!, the crowd boo's loudly as they settle themselves in the Coliseum*
CURLY: So whats on your mind guys? . . .
*Principal Pain grabs the Mike*
PRINCIPAL PAIN: First, Thank you for having us Mr. Long. It's a pleasure to be on a show that actually means something. Not like the last time, when we were assaulted by that insufferable Podanski fellow.
*The crowd gives a little cheer for the mention of the current unofficial tool-belt champion*
CURLY: Gotta agree there, and now he claims to be some sort of champion, what a joke! . . but I know your true problem at the moment is the former tag team champions the Nyrds!
*Crowd cheers the mention of the beloved tag team*
PAIN: Oh... how I LOATHE those accursed Nyrds! I still can't believe they actually held the Tag Team Championships. It... boggles the mind.
CURLY: Quite, what boggles my mind is how some of those x-rated strippers down the road get into the positions that they do . .
*Another 'VLB' chant starts up*
CURLY: Hey, that place is in your hometown! . . . but tell me Pain why do the Nyrds bother you so much?
PAIN: Why do I hate the Nyrds?! Well, it's quite simple really. Aside from their total lack of actual wrestling talent... they waste their spare time playing... Video Games of all things. The only things I hate worse than Video Games is Paul Podanski and Music Television.
CURLY: Well I suppose everyone has a hobby, Nyrds like video games, you like beating up Nyrds, I like fondling girls in dark alleys! . . . . but this isn't a pen pal meeting . . . this is EWT! . . . and I know the fans want to know . . who is this new guy . . Chance Confidence?
*The fans boo Curly and the P.T.A*
PAIN: Well Curly ... I saw him in the ring and he's quite impressive. he hasn't exactly wrestled yet, but I'm confident... pardon the pun... that he will be a force to be reckoned with, just like myself and The Canceler... oh and you as well Mr. Long.
CURLY: Well thank you Pain, normally when I do this show something bad happens but so far we are doing ok . . . but seriously . . I don't think your man Canceler could take Mr.Big! . . .
*Canceler moves towards Curly Long menacingly, Curly takes a step back as Principal Pain tries to calm him down*
CURLY: Easy big fella, all I'm saying is it would be a great match up, the two largest superstars in the EWT . . one-on-one . . . and afterwards Mr.Big's hand held victoriously!
*Principal Pain decides that he's had enough of these insults and lets Canceler do his thing, Canceler walks up to Curly, but Akio steps into his path*
CURLY: Thats right Akio show him your stuff!
*Akio launches into a martial arts pose, Canceler watches with interest and mild amusement as Akio rears back his hand and . . *
CURLY: KARATE CHOP! . . . KUNG-FU KICK! . . EAT IT! . . . ah crud! . . .
*Akio's flurry of martial arts moves have little effect on the huge 500lbs mammoth that is Canceler! Akio looks up with concern and gets two big hands clenched around his throat*
CURLY (speaking very quickly): Well, you've been a wonderful audience . . . *Watches Akio being lifted a few feet off the ground by Canceler* . . Bye!
*Curly leaps down from his chair, runs under Canceler's legs and leapfrogs over Chance Confidence and high tails it to the backstage area. Meanwhile Canceler has Akio in his deadly grip and chokeslams him down hard on one of the chairs, he then follows with a Vertical splash! The rest of the P.T.A follow up by giving the cruiserweight a good kicking, while the crowd boo loudly*
(cut to commercial)
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 18, 2005 18:14:50 GMT -5
*Cut to the SAW trainees' residence halls, where Joe is looking around for Saucy. Joe finds her room, and knocks on her door.* JOE: Saucy! Hey, c'mon! You're supposed to be in the gym now!*knockknockknock*Saucy! ?: Yes? *Joe turns around. The camera stays focused on Joe, not turning towards who said it.* JOE: Saucy... SAUCY: You like it? JOE: It's...it's great. SAUCY: Are you sure? Because I don't want to look like- JOE: trust me, it's fine. Now, c'mon, let's get you to the gym and- SAUCY: I was already over there. JOE: Say wha? SAUCY: Yeah, I got up early, went over to the gym a little earlier today, and I was just coming back from a session of weightlifting. JOE: Dang...you are taking this seriously, aren't you? SAUCY: Listen...I didn't really want toleave EWT because of 'broken nails' or anything stupid like that. It was just..Pain's idea. JOE: Well, you don't have worry. You're your own person now, and Pain's nothing to worry about. Now, since you've been doing so much, how about we go out for a bite? SAUCY: Sounds good to me. *Joe walks off camera, the camera not leaving it's current spot, and fades out after a few seconds.*
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Post by scbg on Oct 18, 2005 19:12:39 GMT -5
Raskall and Trunk are already in the ring.
Raskall: So I watched Curly's Colosseum earlier today. Mind you, I had to put in the ol' eyedrops so my eyes wouldn't burn as much, but I managed to sit through the whole thing this time. Curly, it ain't gonna work. I don't care who you pay off; you're a weak little man with no friends, and it's only a matter of time before you go down. Send out the next victim.
After a moment, Akio comes from behind the curtain to his haunting Japanese techno music, in his ninja garb. Raskall and Trunk sort of shrug their shoulders.
Raskall: That's funny, I always thought Curly had a fetish for tall men. You know, to compensate for his shortcomings. Also, the fact that he's a midget. Anyway, let's see what you can do.
Akio stands before Raskall and Trunk, bows, and then unleashes an impressive flurry of karate moves, fists and feet flying everywhere, wailing and screaming all the while. After the display, he stands still, then bows again. He assumes a stance and waits for Raskall and Trunk to react.
Raskall: Wow, that was impressive. But not impressive enough. You see, I've been taking martial arts lessons since I was a wee one, and I think I've got an edge on you. Check this out.
Raskall waves his hands around mockingly and screeches out a pitiful wail. Catching Akio off-guard, Raskall nails him with a superkick.
Raskall: Told you I had an edge.
Trunk snickers.
Raskall: Hey Curly! Better luck next time!
Raskall drops the mic, and he and Trunk exit.
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Post by B.A. on Oct 18, 2005 22:40:18 GMT -5
cole: so eddie, your down 0-1 what are you gonna do?
eddie: hey cole dont be so stupid. You really think im gonna let this title around my waist... *camera points down* Hey yea camera guy get a good look, the ox division champ eddie omega is looking fine as always. I have a higher gpa then most peoples iq, especially around this god forsaken town. Eddie Omega, by the way, has never been pinned cleanly!! Remember that, cause youll be telling your grandchildren about it!!!
*leaves cole*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Oct 18, 2005 23:08:56 GMT -5
<Mean Gene Okerlund stands in front of the EWT sign>
MG: Ladies and Gentlemen, with me tonight is a EWT Hall of Famer, and a former EWT Tri-State Champion...
<The crowd roars>
<The Camera pans out and "The Soothsayer" Moxie stands next to him. He is looking down with his hands held behind his back.>
MG: Moxie, you successfully had a 5-star match against Chris Benoit this past week. What does the future hold for you?
<Moxie stands there, quiet, yet thoughtful and then slowly raises his head>
Moxie: Let me tell you something... Mean Gene.
<The crowd pops for the Hogan reference>
Moxie: I've sat in my house for a while now. I've done Japan, I've done the Indies. But now, I'm back.
<Another crowd pop>
Moxie: I've thought about it for a long, long time now. I may be the youngest Hall of Famer in EWT History, But I'm only 24. I've got a long glorious career ahead of me. It starts now.
<He pauses>
Moxie: So right now, I'm issuing the challenge.
Dorf, you're the marked man. You're the Heavyweight Champion. As far as I know... or care, we don't have a number 1 contender, as DS-praise me-R is busy with D-Boy.
So, Dorf, I issue the challenge. At the next Thread-per-view, I want to wrestle for the Heavyweight Championship. Toomi Bischoff, or GM-pro tempe Curly Long... make the match.
<Moxie walks away and we fade out with Gene flabergasted>
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 18, 2005 23:40:39 GMT -5
*Loud lightning sounds are heard throughout the arena. The image of Mike Ragnal is seen on top of the Toomitron.*
MIKE: Ladies, and gentlemen...Ragnalites...THE MASTER HAS RETURNED!
*The crowd cheers*
MIKE: Technically. I won't be back until at least Monday, neither will Joe...but I have a challenge, and it concerns two people...the tag champions!
*cheers*
MIKE: Now, don't think of it as a challenge, guys, think of it as a favor. Limey, I know you want to escape Bret's ego. And Bret, I know you hate the fact you're stuck with a tag partner you never liked. So I'll tell you what. Joe and myself are gonna be coming back from our respective areas by Monday. I'll give you until Tuesday to come to a decision. Just name the time, day, and place, and we'll be waiting. And just be careful, becausw we WILL give you our best.
And THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
*The Toomitron faeds out*
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