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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Oct 23, 2005 22:40:10 GMT -5
(For the next segment the camera goes back to the dressing rooms where Terri, still wearing her bikini from earlier, is in front of UC's dressing room with a microphone.)
Terri: "Hello everyone. Welcome back to Curly's.......spring break......in October....beach fun.......thing."
UC: (from behind the door) "Pool party!"
Terri: "Sure. Pool party."
UC: (singing) "It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school! It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school!"
Terri: "Don't quit your day job, Ultimo Come on out. We got a segment."
UC: "Coming!"
Terri: "And cover yourself this time. I don't want to see your junk flapping around like two weeks ago."
UC: (after a few moments of silence.) "................gimmee a minute."
(Terri waits by the front door for a few moments as crashing noises can be heard behind the door. Terri starts humming a little tune in the meantime.)
Terri: "Pool party baby, it was a pool party. Pool party baby, la la la la.........great. That's going to be in my head the rest of the day."
(Finally UC comes out of his dressing room with a towel wrapped around his waist and another towel on his head like a women who's just shampooed her hair."
Terri: "Ultimo, you just defeated hardcore legend Cactus Jack earlier tonight and you have Joe Ragnal coming in your sights for.....what's that PPV called again?"
UC: "It's called 'Ultimo's gonna give Raggle a snoot fulla dis!' (holds up a fist) You see, honey pot. The first time Raggle and I met, I looked past him. Instead of concentrating on giving him a red ass beat down, I was thinking about what I was going to have for dinner that night. Not this time. When I get Raggle in the ring again, it's gonna be a murder. His momma is gonna cry when she sees her poor unfortunate baby boy get ripped apart like a fruit roll up. Unlike my face, this match ain't gonna be pretty. I suggest all the EMT's bring all the gauze and morphine from the hospital and be on Alert Factor Ten! Raggle's ass is succotash!"
Terri: "As you know Joe Ragnal has been wrestling at the SAW promotion in his home town. He's been doing quite well for himself there and even re invented Secretary Saucy. Not to mention he has beaten you before. Don't you think you still might be taking Joe Ragnal just a little to lightly?"
UC: "Absolutely, 100%, probably not. So Raggle's been in some stinky gym in Pennsylvania beating up on Loser T. Nobody and the Unknown Pear. Big whoop! While he's been playing Lincoln logs with the dingle berries I've been taking on the best and brightest in the whole world! If Raggle really wanted to impress somebody he would have been up here and taken an elbow from Cactus Jack in the pool! But no, he's happy being a small fish in an even smaller pond! And don't get me started with Fire Crotch or whatever her name is."
Terri: "You shouldn't be saying that. He really taught her quite a bit. She had a very impressive debut......"
UC: (interrupts) "....in some crummy fed against a homeless woman in front of six fans. Terri, she's no better off now than she was when she was hanging with the PT Barnum."
Terri: "The PTA."
UC: "What do the animal rights people have to do with this?"
Terri: (sighs) "Never mind."
UC: "Look, Terri. Miss Snotty or whatever wasn't that good then, she's not that good now. Hell, you've wrestled her. You should know."
Terri: "Actually, no I haven't."
UC: "Really? That's perfect!"
Terri: "Wha?"
UC: "This is just the thing to end your little losing streak!"
Terri: "Don't you think you should be worried about YOUR losing streak right now?"
UC: "This will be great! I got it all worked out! Raggle comes back with his science project. He tries to pass himself off as a wrestling Poffo by putting whatserface in a match with the top Women's Division wrestlers, you! Then you clean her clock and send both of those jaggoffs crying back to the indies! Gads! How do I do it?"
Terri: "Hold it! Don't get me in the middle of this! I'm not really angling for a title shot any time soon!"
UC: "Why not? You can beat any of these air heads! Here! I'll prove it!"
(Nicole Bass happens to walk by at that very moment. UC starts talking trash.)
UC: "Hey! Gruesome! My girlfriend says you're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid, a little over weight! Now give her 20 bucks!"
(Bass turns around and glares at UC. Terri freaks and runs off. UC stands there for a couple moments and then realizes Terri is long gone. UC thinks for a moment as Bass is standing a few inches away from him and about to pound him into burger.)
UC: "I was just kidding. She's not really my girlfriend."
(UC dips into his dressing room real fast like and locks the door leaving Bass on the outside banging on it trying to get in.)
(That was fun, wasn't it?)
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Post by dorf on Oct 24, 2005 0:00:14 GMT -5
*Cue backstage to Dorf and Diva-Dorf, preparing for their matches.*
Dorf: On the match board, I face Joel Nyrd...another EWT Superstar. I swear this is Toomi Bischoff's revenge by having Curly Long as Interim GM for a short *laughs* time.
Diva-Dorf: *laughs* Yeah. Well, I have been getting okay matches...they're either too easy or too hard. This week seems easy since you WILL BE ON MY CORNER, RIGHT?!
Dorf: Easy, easy. You know the champ is here protecting you, just not coming down to the ring. If anyone sneak attacks you out of nowhere, I will be RIGHT there. I remember the David Adams incident and since then no one has done anything in your harm since then.
Diva-Dorf: *annoyed* Okay.
Dorf: Remember, I got an EWT superstar to face...that's not easy compared to other women wrestlers that are just losers on the EWT roster.
Diva-Dorf: Know what, you help me in my match by coming down to my corner, I will help you in your match against Joel. And I will make sure that if Moxie comes out of nowhere, I will point him out to you.
Dorf: Its a done deal, but Joel...he will cheat. They're Nyrds...too smart for me and everyone else, but both of them will interfere and cheat to get that title off my waist.
*Nyrds show up*
Mike and Joel: Hello, Dorf.
Joel: How are you?
Dorf: F-uh
Mike: Good enough. Joel will come in and defeat you Dorf.
Joel: I will defeat you, unlike Mike here did last week, because he miscalculated his Flying Crossbody by .01 meters. I swear I will not do something that low.
Mike: That's right...and this week I have improved my 'distance' by working my obliques out.
Joel: Obliques?
Mike: Yes...muscles that will improve my flying distance to 12.36 centimeters. Too bad I am not in the title match this week. I will be on your side so that you defeat *points at Dorf* this loser of a so-called champion.
Dorf: *flexes* Compared to you, you do not look like a champion. Now LEAVE or I will make you leave.
Joel and Mike: FINE.
Joel: You will lost to me Dorf
Mike: Yes, you will and like it.
*Nyrds leave as camera fades to orange*
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Oct 24, 2005 5:41:47 GMT -5
*In the middle of the ring a couple of pillars stand, alongside some other ruins, a few ceremonial tapestries hang from the ropes. Thats right its time for Curly Long's Colossal Coliseum. On that note "Moving on Up" hits and out walks Curly Long carrying a small box accompanied by the Natural Disasters, Earthquake & Typhoon. They enter the ring and Curly grabs the mike.*
CURLY LONG: Welcome to Curly is EWT!!
*The crowd automatically begins to boo the three men in the ring, Curly smirks.*
CURLY: Now c'mon thats hardly fair . . . I can't make Halloween come any quicker so no more ghost sounds, you inbred truckers!
*A loud 'VLB' Chant starts up instead, with the occasional 'you suck' thrown in*
CURLY: Now on to business, first I want to congratulate Earthquake and Typhoon here . . you two guys have been the best bodyguards so far .. a real force of devastation since I hired you, heheh . . . so . . .
*Curly opens up the box, stands on his chair, and presents the two men with some medals
CURLY: these medals are my sign of appreciation for your hard work and cataclysmic actions . . especially for what you did to Raskall & Trunk . . . and as for that harlot Kristina! . . . well that girl is now just like all of you people after two minutes in the sack . . . Flat Out! . .
*More booing greets the group, followed by an 'Arsehole' chant as Curly laughs at his own insult*
CURLY: But thats not all, I have more important news . . first my crack team of investigators are very close to finding Mr. Big. So Raskall and Trunk don't think you will escape at 'WCBAWAN' . . and I know Big will be so happy to see you both . . just like he was so happy to see the 'Balance of Power' . . hey just to recap lets roll some footage of that on my Boob Tube TV 5000! . .
*We cut to the TV . . * *An image of Mr Big in the Ring with Curly and the B.O.P is shown, Mr. Big is just placing Curly on the ladder. He then turns around and lays out Pza, Destroyer and Epidemik with huge chair shots! . . . . Mr.Big then picks up Epidemik and BURNING HAMMER on the chair! . . Destroyer who has recovered somewhat attempts to stop Mr. Big with a German suplex but its reversed . . . into a PUMP HANDLE SLAM! . . Big turns to the groggy Pza . . he lifts him up! . . GANZO BOMB! . . . all three B.O.P members are down . . . . . Big picks up Epidemik and Gorilla Presses him out of the ring, he then grabs Destroyer and chokeslams him to the hard concrete floor! . . . Finally he grabs Pza . . . and sets him up in a powerbomb position . . he walks to the ropes and releases with maximum force!. . and . . in a repeat of what happened to You Gene at the Rumble! . . Pza's lands squarely on his shoulders, a cracking sound is heard along with a very loud scream! . . (The crowd chants loudly a mixture of Die Curly Die, Boos, HOLY S*** & 'VLB' at Big and Curly) . . all the while this is going on Curly Long laughs perched on top of his ladder . . . Mr. Big looks down at the carnage and gives an evil smirk as the EMT's come and take away a bloody and crippled Pza and the rest of the B.O.P* we return to the ring*
CURLY I hope you watched that Raskall and Trunk . . because thats the welcome you will receive when we meet in the ring! .. Now for my second bit of news concerning the Tri-State Title situation . .
*Suddenly 'Apocalypse Please' plays out across the speakers and out walks Maelstrom to a loud cheer
MAELSTROM: HEY MUNCHKIN!
*Curly looks furious that he has been interrupted while Typhoon and Earthquake yell at him, but Maelstrom continues regardless*
MAELSTROM: You know Curly, I have seen some grim things here at the EWT . . but what you and your obese buddies did to that girl last week has contaminated the waters . . she may have been a complete street tramp but she did not deserve that . . . but of course thats your kinds of thing isn't it . .
*A 'VLB' chant starts up as Curly lets a small grin to appear on his face, Maelstrom climbs into the ring and continues to talk*
MAELSTROM: But enough of your shortcomings . .
*Crowd laughs at Curly, who furiously stands on his big chair shouting at Maelstrom*
MAELSTROM: Hey, don't be mad . . its not like I have a lower opinion of you . . *laughs* . . No really I'm out here to make sure that what we agreed on about the Tri-State Title is happening!! . . otherwise you'll need more than Tweedle-dee & Tweedle-dum to stop me!
*The Natural Disasters try to go after Maelstrom but Curly tells them to hold off. Maelstrom folds his arms and waits on the announcement*
CURLY: Go back to seaworld you overgrown piece of plankton . .
*Maelstrom feigns being scared, and then just laughs . . . while the crowd chant 'VLB'*
CURLY: AH Shudap! . . . so you want to know what the situation is well here you go . . seeing as Merc has stole the title this is what I will do . . at 'We Couldn't be arsed with a Name!' . . . it will be Maelstrom vs Billy 'the Virgin' Ubermark vs Merc for the EWT Tri-State Title: Last Man Standing . .
*The Crowd cheers the match idea*
CURLY: But if Merc doesn't show . . then a new belt will be made and instead it will be Maelstrom vs Billy: Last Man Standing . . . and then if Merc returns the two titles will be merged in a unification match! . .
*Maelstrom nods his head in agreement and turns to leave, however Curly signals to the Natural Disasters to get him! . . they blindside Maelstrom and start to try and beat him down . . but here come Raskall & Trunk to Maelstrom's aid! . . The crowd are unsure if they should boo or cheer the team as a huge brawl gets underway . . eventually a bunch of officials run down to the ring and try to restore some order, Curly has managed to escape up to the top of the stage with Earthquake .. Raskall and Trunk are trying to get to him but are held back by officials
CURLY: No more games Raskall & Trunk! . .come the PPV you'll be wishing you had never been born!! . .
*Curly and Earthquake head backstage, Raskall and Trunk follow escorted by officials. Meanwhile back in the ring. Typhoon watches this with a vague look of bemusement and happiness . . wait . . Maelstrom is back inside the ring . . Typhoon hasn't got a clue . . WATER-ON-THE-BRAIN!! . . . Typhoon slumps unconscious to the floor . . the Crowd cheers Maelstrom as his music plays around the arena*
(cut to commercial)
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Post by craigkendo on Oct 24, 2005 7:20:20 GMT -5
*WARNING, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. AND DO I MEAN IT.*
*The bWo's theme hits as Stevie Cool, Blue Guy and Hollywood Nova come out to a loud pop. Each wrestler swims to the ring, except for Blue Guy, who calls for a large inflatable lobster to use to swim across to the ring. All three men are in the ring now, and Stevie grabs the mic.*
Stevie: CONNECTION, after what you did to Chastity last week, you've got some gall to show up tonight! You think you can just set your...your...your little b**** on her like she's some kind of attack dog? You should keep her on a leash or something! I personally hope the Ice Queen takes her apart at WCBAWAN!
*This somehow gets a pop.*
Stevie: And as for thes rest of you, sickboy Tony Chang, and Craig Kendo, we've got three words for you!
WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!!
*"Ich Will" hits, and The Connection comes out, Craig Kendo, Tony Chang and Holly Vaughn. All three members hold their arms out in prayer before walking slowly and deliberately to the ring. Chang finds a lounger, and props it to the ring, using it as a bridge as all three members enter the ring, and hold their arms out in prayer. Holly Vaughn then exits the ring, and the bell sounds, Stevie and Chang the legal men.
Stevie and Chang circle each other, then initiate a tie-up. Chang quickly kicks Stevie in the knee, then hits a Queen scissors takedown, applying an armbar. Stevie escapes, and gets to his feet. Chang hits an armdrag on Stevie, and Stevie, propelled to his corner, quickly tags in Nova, who rushes in and hits a double axe-handle on Chang. Nova then applies a headlock to Chang, but Chang effortlessly gets to his feet, and shoves Nova to the ropes. Nova bounces off, and is met with a dropkick from Chang. Chang gets to his knees, and bellows "YEAH!!!!" to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Chang, vexed by this, spits to his side, and stomps on Nova, pausing to drop an elbow and cover.
1, 2...
Nova kicks out. Chang takes Nova by the head, and hits a snapmare, before quickly hitting a dropkick to the back of Nova's head. Chang then walks straight onto Nova's chest, and holds his arms out before leaping up with a somersault, landing with a splash and cover onto Nova.
1, 2...
Nova kicks out once again. Chang slaps the mat in frustration, getting to his feet and lifting Nova up. Nova hits a few punches to the gut, but Chang, unfazed by this, lifts up Nova for a suplex, rolling Nova at the finish and lifting him up before dropping him in a facebuster. Chang gets to his feet, and mockingly kicks at Nova's head. However, Nova quickly trips the leg of Chang, and rushes to his corner to tag in The Blue Meanie to a huge pop!
Meanie rushes in on Chang, and takes him down with a clothesline! Chang quickly rises, only to be taken down with another clothesline! Meanie is on fire as he unloads onto Chang with some furious punches, before backing up and doing his Meanie dance to a standing ovation! Chang crawls to his corner to try and tag in Craig Kendo, but Meanie grabs Chang's ankle and pulls him to the centre of the ring! Chang kicks at Meanie, making Meanie release his grip, and Chang gets to his feet to try an enziguri, which Meanie ducks! Chang lands on his front, and stunned, rises to his knees. Meanie hits a boot to the face, and Chang is down! Meanie then proceeds to pull Chang towards to turnbuckle for a huge pop! Meanie climbs the ropes and leaps off for a Meanie-sault...but Chang gets his knees up! With Meanie clutching his abdomen in pain, Chang rolls forward and tags in Craig Kendo!
Kendo walks slowly toward Meanie as Meanie throws a right to Kendo's general direction. Kendo grabs the fist, and bends it back. Kendo then connects with a merciless headbutt onto Meanie, and then bounces off the ropes with a leg drop. Nova rushes in to save his partner, but Kendo counters with a body drop, sending Nova outside, splashing into the pool! Kendo then walks over to Meanie's body, and grabs him by the throat. Stevie charges in, and is met with a big boot from Kendo. Kendo then lifts up Meanie as both Holly Vaughn and Tony Chang enter the ring, each holding their arms out in prayer as Kendo hits the ENLIGHTENMENT ON MEANIE!!!
Kendo goes for the cover!
1, 2, 3!!
Winners: The Connection.
*Post match, Chang observes Stevie as Stevie lifts his head up, suffering the effects of the big boot. Chang then deliberately goes over to Stevie, lifts his foot up and brings it down mercilessly for the VIPERBITE KICK!!! Kendo grabs the mircrophone.
Kendo: Ice Queen! You think you can be as elite enough as to join us? Well, at this lazily and hastily named pay per view, you will experience the Ultimate test!! You must prove yourself to be as ruthless as "The Viper", Tony Chang! You must prove yourself to be as intelligent as I! And furthermore, you must prove yourself to be as cold...as "Lady Spectacular", Holly Vaughn!
*At this point, Nova has finally made it back to the ring, after swimming furiously through the pool. He gets in, and sees to his downed comrades. Holly Vaughn observes him quietly, and then approaches him. Nova looks up from Stevie, and suddenly....
Holly Vaughn sticks her thumb directly down Nova's eye!!! Nova struggles to keep her out, so Tony Chang grabs his arms, and stands down on his leg. Holly continues to stick her thumb down Nova's eye, and without warning....
HOLLY VAUGHN POPS NOVA'S EYE OUT!!!!!!
Nova's eye is now dangling by it's optic nerve as Holly grabs hold of it. She turns it this way and that way, and then, her work apparantly finished, she allows it to drop. The fellow Connection members smile proudly on as Holly appears indifferent. The Connection then leaves the ring as EMT's rush in to see to a shrieking Nova, desperate to pop his eye back in.
*Fade to Commercial.*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 24, 2005 8:00:11 GMT -5
*Rosa is backstage preparing for her match with Carla by doing a little stretching. HBH and Gasoline then enter the picture*
HBH: Hey, are you ready?
Rosa: I'm ready. It's time to show everyone why I deserve a shot at the GND title.
HBH: All right, let's go.
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa exit*
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Oct 24, 2005 8:02:03 GMT -5
*Cut to ringside. The crowd is awaiting the next match when “Sexy Guy” hits*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will determine the #1 contender for the Girl Next Door Championship. Introducing first, being accompanied by Gasoline and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, Rosa!
*Rosa enters the ring to a chorus of boos. She grabs a mic*
Rosa: Carla, it’s time to settle this. Bring your butt out here so I can kick it all over this ring. And after I beat you and go on to win the Girl Next Door Championship, it will be the beginning of a new era. It will be an era filled with honor, prestige, and total dominance. NOTHING will stop me from reaching my goal of becoming the Girl Next Door Champion.
*Then “RIP” hits. The crowd pops as they know who’s coming out*
RA: And making her way to the ring, being accompanied by Limey, Carla O. Woe!
*Carla comes out with Limey by her side. She zooms to the ring and immediately goes after Rosa*
The bell rings to start the match. Carla is already pummeling Rosa with a series of punches, kicks, and chops. She whips Rosa to the ropes and lands a elbow right in the face. She then goes for an early cover.
1...
Rosa kicks out. Carla picks her up and hits her with a 3-handle credenza. Next she hits Rosa with a crucifix. After landing a standing moonsault, she covers Rosa again.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. After picking her up, Carla whips her to the ropes. However, Rosa slides out of the ring to take a breather and to strategize with HBH and Gasoline. While this is going on Carla runs and dives over the top rope, landing on the three. The crowd pops huge and chants “EWT! EWT!” Carla gets back on her feet first. She grabs Rosa and rolls her into the ring. Then she starts climbing the ropes. As Rosa gets back on her feet, Carla nails her with a missile dropkick and then covers her.
1... 2...
Rosa gets her shoulder up. Carla takes her over to the corner and bangs her head on the turnbuckle. She follows that up with some loud chops and a few kicks to the mid-section. She then climbs the ropes and initiates the 10 punch, but after 7, Rosa pushes Carla off. Carla lands on her feet. As Rosa charges at her, she attempts a clothesline. However, Carla misses, allowing Rosa to connect with a running enziguri. Rosa now takes over as she bangs Carla’s right knee into the canvas. She does this a few more times before picking her up. She hits a snapmare followed by a swift kick to the back. Rosa then immediately covers Carla.
1... 2...
Carla kicks out. Rosa picks her up and kicks her in her right knee, knocking her down to one knee. Rosa then throws her down to the mat. She picks her up and sets up for a suplex. She lifts her up, walks over to the ropes, drops Carla to the ropes, and then finally gets in the suplex. After this, Rosa does a little showboating. The crowd boos her loudly while HBH and Gasoline cheer her on. Rosa then goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Carla kicks out again. Rosa picks her up and takes her to the corner. She begins stomping a mudhole in Carla. Carla slumps down as Rosa gets set for a running attack.
*Cut to backstage where Linda Ragnal is intently looking on*
Back in the ring, Rosa runs at Carla and hits a dropkick. Rosa poses a little in the ring as the crowd continues to boo. Now she picks up Carla and bangs her head into the turnbuckle and lands a few punches. She whips her into the opposing corner. Carla avoids Rosa’s charge at her, causing Rosa to hit the turnbuckle. Carla capitalizes with a german suplex. Both women are down, so the ref starts the 10 count.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
Rosa and Carla are both back on their feet. Rosa attempts a punch, but Carla blocks it and hits one of her own. Rosa attempts another punch, but again, it is blocked. Carla keeps punching and kicking away at Rosa. She whips her to the ropes and hits her with a spinning heel kick. Rosa runs at Carla, but Carla gets her in an armdrag. Rosa runs at her again, so Carla gets her in another armdrag. Carla then hits Rosa with a samoan drop and goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Rosa kicks out. Carla goes to pick Rosa up, but is surprised with a jawbreaker. Rosa then takes advantage with a DDT. Next she climbs the ropes and connects with a splash. She covers Carla.
1... 2...
Carla just gets the shoulder up. Rosa sets her up for the STF, but Carla kicks her off. Carla then gets up and nails Rosa with a flapjack. She signals for her finisher, and the crowd pops. She rolls Rosa over on her back and climbs the ropes for the Eye Candy. Just then, HBH climbs onto the apron to distract the ref. Meanwhile Gas attempts to stop Carla from performing her finisher. Limey pulls HBH off the apron, and the two start duking it out ringside. Gas grabs ahold of Carla’s leg, but she shakes him off. She jumps off, but Rosa moves out of the way, causing Carla to fall to the mat. Rosa gets up to her feet and hits Carla with a Northern Lights Driver. She covers her as the ref takes his attention off of HBH and Limey. The ref starts the count.
1...
2...
3!
Bell rings.
RA: Here is your winner, Rosa!
*Rosa jumps up in celebration as she has beaten Carla. HBH and Gasoline enter the ring to celebrate with her. The crowd boos and heckles them. Then Linda Ragnal appears on the stage with a mic in her hand*
Linda: Well, Rosa, I bet you’re proud of yourself. You beat Carla, and I bet you are ready to fight me for the GND title.
*Rosa is looking at Linda with a smile, nodding in excitement*
Linda: *giggling before she goes back to the mic* Well, Rosa, I have some news for you- CARLA is the next contender for my title!
*The crowd cheers this, as Rosa’s smile slowly turns into a shocked frown*
Linda: For the record, I never said the WINNER was going to win. No, I only said that I would make a decision AFTER this match happened! And I saw Carla do more trying to push you through this match than you did your own ringwork. Therefore, Carla O. Woe…next time you step in the ring, it will be with none other than ME, the Ocean’s Beauty and GND champion, Linda Ragnal!
*With that, Linda goes backstage. Rosa is now livid. She immediately attacks Carla, who is still down. She works over Carla's right knee that she attacked earlier in the match with a series of stomps and legdrops. Limey tries to intervene, but HBH and Gasoline cut him off. HBH connects with Sweet Chin Muzak. Gas then hit his Jackknife Powerbomb. Rosa drags Carla to the corner and viciously bangs her knee against the turnpost numerous times. Carla writhes around, clutching her knee in pain. HBH, Gas, and Rosa celebrate as the crowd really lets them have it. They then leave and go to the back. After a few moments, Limey comes to and EMTs come out to check on Carla. Limey and the EMTs help Carla out of the ring to the back. The fans cheer Carla as she waves to them*
*Fade to commercial*
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 24, 2005 8:54:38 GMT -5
*Backstage, Limey is taking Carla to the EMT's office.*
Limey: You did good out there. I'm proud of you, Carla.
Carla: I appreciate that, but don't be. I went out there, I did what I do best, and I was picked to be the number one contender for the GND title. That's all there is to it. I know you would have seen that I deserve that shot, and I know the fans know it. I'm just glad that Linda brought some justice to this business, and went with the moral victor. I'm still hurt from the match, and Rosa's beatdown, but inside, I'm laughing. Besides which, Rosa may be a sore loser, but at WCBAWAN, it'll be me holding the GND title high above my head, and I know you will prove yourself the better man facing the Ragnals. If Bret, Rosa OR that Ultimate Brown Noser have anything to say, life will GIVE THEM LIMES!!!
Limey: (Smiling proudly) Well said, girl. Let's get you patched up.
*Fade out*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 24, 2005 9:16:59 GMT -5
*Josh Matthews is standing by backstage with Linda Ragnal, who's holding the EWT GND title over her shoulder*
JOSH: Linda, you finally made a decision on your next contender for the GND title, and it turned out to be none other than the woman wholost her match, Carla O. Woe. Why did you go with Carla when Rosa was the one that won the match?
LINDA: Josh, were you even listening to me when I went out there after that match? I said that Carla was helping to push Rosa through that match, and Carla's ringwork was MUCH better than Rosa's, in my opinion. Just because somebody wins a match shoudln't make them one of the top wrestlers in the market, ESPECIALLY when she had the help of HBH and Gasoline. I may be a heel myself, Josh, but even I've been able to stand away from needing my brothers' help when I'm defending my title.
JOSH: Speaking of, your brothers will be taking on two men related with the girls in the previous match, HBH and Limey, for the tag team titles. Any thoughts on that?
LINDA: Simple, Josh. Ever since July, HBH and Limey have defended their titles ONCE against an EWT star, and that was only one guy. This time, however, they're taking on my brothers in a Ladder match, no less! In fact, I'd say this was the first Ladder match for the EWT Tag Team championships.
*Linda's phone rings. She answers it.*
LINDA: Yeah?...You're on your way?...Alright, I'll let your opponents know...Okay, well, see you when you get here.*Hangs up*
JOSH: Um, who was that?
LINDA: Duh, Josh. Who else could it be?
*Linda walks off, as Josh looks confused.*
FADE OUT
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Post by pta on Oct 24, 2005 10:20:57 GMT -5
Suddenly, the wrold's wrost entrance theme ever starts up as the Right to Censor walk out to the ring. They are met with boos a plenty.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Steven Richards, at a combined weight of 595 pounds, Bull Buchanan and The Goodfather!!!
The crowd keeps booing as they enter the ring. The two await their opponents.
Soon, their opponents enter, getting TWICE as much much heel heat as the RTC.
Announcer: And being acompanied to the ring by Chance Confidence...
Chance looks over, runs full speed and slides into the ring, yanking the microphone out of the referee's hands and shoving him out of the ring.
Chance: Now then... The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first... lead by one of the smartest people in the world, but not nearly as smart as my Principal, at a combined weight of... 595 pounds exact, Bull Buchanan and The Goodfather!
The crowd boos more and starts Chanting " Pain is a Pain * clap clap clap clap clap * Pain is a pain! * clap clap clap clap clap *
Confidence: And their opponents, they weigh in at an AMAZING 750 pounds total, I give you... the future of the EWT, The Canceler and Principal Pain!!!
The crowd boos even more. ain looks at the crod a bit annoyed, but ignores them, ripping off his suit. The bell sounds and Chance exits the ring, deciding not to do commenary this time. ( It's easier doing matches without it anyways )
Pain and Canceler offer Bull and Goodfather and polite handshake, of course they accept. The crowd boos as they do. Canceler and Goodfather exits to the apron as Pain starts circling around Bull, looking for an opening. He finds one and grabs Buchanan from behind, lfiting him up and slamming him down for a Russian Leg Sweep. He goes down hard as pain rises back up. He starts stomping at the fallen Buchanan a bit. Eventually, Buchanan gets back to his feet, only to get nailed in the face with a powerful dropkick to the face.
Bull goes toppling backwards and back down to the mat. Pain quickly grabs a leg and locks in leg lock on him, trying to keep him grounded. Bull groans and tries to break the hold, not to much sucess. Eventually Pain breaks the hold and rises back to his feet. He walks over and tags in Canceler, who quickly enters the ring. He then lifts up Pain and Presses him up high into the air, watching as he crashes down onto Bull's chest hurting him further. Pain rolls out of the ring.
Canceler reaches down and lifts Bull up by his neck high into the air. He then nails him in the back with a stiff clothesline, Bull groaning more as he gets dropped face first into the mat. Canceler immediately goes for a cover. 1...2...
But Bull kicks out somehow. Canceler growls a bit, rising back up, as does Bull. He brings his arm back, then swing it forward, resulting in a sick looking standing clothesline. Bull goes toppling over, rolling back over to his side of the ring. Canceler walks back over and tags in Pain. Meanwhile, Bull tags in Goodfather.
The Goodfather runs forward and goes for a clothesline to Pain, but it's ducked underneath. As Godfather turns around, looking a bit confused, he's grabbed for behind and slammed down with a back body drop. Pain goes for a quick cover 1...2....
But Goodfather also kicks out. Pain rises back up, leaping up and attempting an elbow drop to the heart of Goodfather, but he rolls out of the way. Pain groans as Father lifts him up. He gets slammed down to the mat for a suplex. Goodfather gets back up and walks over, tagging in Bull. Bull runs forward and attempts a running leg drop to Pain, nailing it. He groans and holds his now sore chest. Bull quickly goes for a cover of his own. 1...2...
But Pain kicks out. Bull looks down and lifts Pain back to his feet, then lifting him into the air for a scoop slam back down to the mat. He follows up with some vicious stomping. Pain groans and rolls around as he's stomped on. As he stops, he reaches down and lifts Pain back up, only to get nailed by an enziguri kick. Bull goes down hard as Pain clowly crawls over, Bull as well. They both tag in their respective partners. Father storms into the ring, only to get nailed by a Yakuza kick. He goes down hard, Bull returning to the ring, but getting lifted up and slammed down with a one armed spinebuster.
As Bull rolls out of the ring, Goodfather slowly rises to his feet, only to get grabbed from behind by Canceler. Pain immediately runs into the ring as Confidence distracts the referee. Canceler immediately runs forward, pushing the Father forward as well for a new double team move, Pain running towards them as well, eventually leaping up and nailing a flying clothesline and taking Goodfather down HARD. Canceler of course lets go right before he connects so he doesn't get hit. Pain then looks at Canceler and signals for the end.
Canceler walks over and hoists the fallen Goodfather up in Military Press position. As he does, Pain climbs up to the turnbuckle ready to leap off. However, Steven gets on the apron, trying to prevent that, but he's lifted up from behind by chance, and Slammed off the apron into a Powerbomb to the mat on the outside. Buchanan has recovered and slides into the ring, only to get nailed by a big boot from Canceler, who's still holding Goodfather.
Pain finally leaps off and connects with the Expulsion. He rolls out of the ring, dragging Bull out with him as Canceler goes for a cover 1...2...
3!!! The match is over. Confidence grabs a microphone again.
Confidence: And here are your GLORIOUS winners, the greatest tag team in EWT history, Principal Pain and Canceler!!!
The P.T.A. immediately exits the ring, the crowd booing them heavily as they exit.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 24, 2005 13:20:51 GMT -5
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa are in their locker room. Rosa is still upset over what happened after her match*
Rosa: Can you believe what happened out there? I beat Carla in the middle of the ring, 1, 2, 3, and Linda Ragnal wants to deny me a shot at her title? And not only that, but she actually THINKS that Carla carried me in that match? Let me tell you something. I busted my ass out there earlier in that match. I EARNED the right to be #1 contender, but did that happen? No! But then again, that shouldn't surprise me, seeing that Linda never actually earned the GND title in the first place.
HBH: That's all true, but I think the main reason Linda chose Carla over you is because she knows the truth. See, you were clearly the more aggressive person in your match. Linda saw that hunger and drive and realized that if she were to face you, you would be walking out the next GND Champion. She chose Carla because she now knows that she'll have a much easier time defeating her than she will with you. What she said out there as her reason was just an excuse, albeit a cheap and sorry one, to justify her decision. But YOU are the rightful #1 contender. Linda knows it, Carla knows it, everyone who saw that match knows it.
Rosa: You're right. I'm the real #1 contender, not Carla. It's a shame that this injustice was allowed to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to clear my head.
*Rosa exits*
Gas: Speaking of Ragnals, you remember our deal, right?
HBH: Oh, of course I do. Never fear, big man, you will get your chance, and when that happens, you WILL have some gold around your waist again. I guarantee it.
Gas: Well, this is one guarantee you had better keep.
*Gasoline exits*
HBH: Right...
*Fade to commercial*
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 24, 2005 13:32:12 GMT -5
(Speaking of Ragnals, indeed...)
FINKEL: The following non-title tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first...
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHATTAAAAARUUUUSH! THe LOD theme plays as Animal and Heidenreich, carrying the WWE tag team belts, with Chrusty Hemme following behind.*
FINKEL: Being accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme...they are the WWE Tag Team Champions...Road Warrior Animal, and Heidenreich!
*The crowd boos as they get into the ring.*
FINKEL: And the opponents...
*THunder noise is heard throughout the arena. "High Voltage" plays as the crowd stands on their feet, and Mike makes his way out first. Joe follows behind him, and then comes Tanya Flaire and Linda Ragnal. The crowd begins to chant out, "Ragnals! Ragnals! Ragnals!" ala Goldberg.*
FINKEL: Being accompanied to the ring by Tanya Flaire and the Girl Next Door Champion Linda...The Master of Elemental Disaster and the Cloudbreaker, Mike and Joe RAAAAAAGNAAAAAL!
*Mike and Joe stand outside the ring for a few seconds, and then slide in. They look at the LOD, and Mike tells Joe he'll start the match. Animal goes to his corner and lets Heidenreich start. The bell rings, and Mike and Heidenreich lock up in the center of the ring. Mike kicks Heidenreich in the gut, causing him to bend over. Mike bounces off the ropes, looking like a strong kick to the face, but Heidenreich lifts him up and hts a hip toss on him. Heidenreich drops a few quick elbows onto Mike, then tags Animal in. Animal drops a few more elbows onto Mike until Mike rolls out of the way, and Animal hits the canvas. Both get up, and Mike hits a running DDT onto Animal (The same one Undertaker used on the Rock at KOTR '99), and goes to tag Joe in. Joe gets onto the top turnbuckle, waits for Animal to get off the ground, and hits a Hurracanrana on him. Joe lands a legdrop onto Animal's chest, and then goes to the ropes for a Lionsault. Animal rolls out of the way, and Joe lands on his feet. Animal runs at Joe and hits a clothesline on him. Animal tags Heidenreich in. Heidenreich picks Joe up and hits a shoulder breaker on him. Heidenreich goes to pni.*
1!2!
*Joe kicks out. Heidenreich picks Joe up and hits him with a back breaker, then tags in Animal. Animal drops a few shoulders on Joe, then picks him up and goes to whip him into a corner, but Joe counters and sends him into the corner instead. Joe knees Animal in the gut a few times and tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but Animal stands his ground and holds onto the corner. Joe tries again, but fails. Joe stands for a second and discusses with Mike, and Animal stands waiting for them. Joe tags Mike in, and he and Animal lock up. Unexpectedly, we go to a commercial break.*
COMMERCIAL FOR DOGFOOD
*As we come back from commercial, Mike is getting beat up by Heidenreich, punching him in the head. Joe runs in, but the both of them get press slammed by the Warriors. The Ragnals quickly get up and run at a LOD member, both ducking under a clothesline, bounce off the ropes, and clothesline Heidenreich and Animal out of the ring. Christy runs over to them and tries to help them up, but Linda runs at Christy and hits her in the head with her title. Mike and Joe look at the LOD, still outside the ring, look at each other, nod, and Mike gets on all fours in the center of the ring, and Joe jumps on top of Mike, jumps over the ropes, and hits both members of the LOD with the Air Ragnal. Mike waits a few seconds for Joe to get up, and as the LOD slowly gets to their feet, Mike hits an Asai Moonsault on both members! Mike slowly gets up just before the LOD does, and Joe grabs Heidenreich, and Mike grabs Animal, and the toss them both back into the ring. Mike holds Animal in the first position of the Ragnalrok, and Joe hits the Windfall onto Heidenreich. Mike spins Animal over his head for the second half of the Ragnalrok (the powerbomb), but Joe hits an enziguri onto Animal, and then Mike hits the powerbomb for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and High Voltage plays as the Ragnals and Tanya stand in the ring raising each others arms in victory. Mike asks for a microphone, and gets one.*
MIKE: Ladies and gentlemen...The Ragnals are BACK, B****!
*cheers*
MIKE: Joe and I have been away from EWT, doing our respective businesses, and now we're back, and we have a purpose...the tag titles!
JOE: And CHocula! I haven't forgotten you, Chocula! Once I take you down, Linda beats her #`1 contender, and myself and Mike win the tag team titles, the Ragnals will be having the BEST! NIGHT! EVER!
MIKE: And THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
*High Voltage plays as the Ragnals and Tanya walk up the ramp. Fade out.*
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Oct 24, 2005 18:34:53 GMT -5
(The screen is still dark, but you can hear someone lking.)
???: There was a time in my life when I wanted to wrestle more then anything in the world. I'd watch the WWE every week, and during the commercials I'd fight my pillows, stealing finishers from the likes of the Undertaker, the Rock, and HBK. I wanted to be a pro wrestler, to have the love and adulation of the fans heaped onto me. (The voice starts laughing, as if he knows now what a fool he was to think this.)
???: But that time is over now. I started out trying to get into the WWE. But at that time they had the Big Show, and Kane, and 'Taker... why would they want another tall, wide freak of a man? So I stalled out in the developmental leagues until they cut me loose like excess baggage.
???: And of course, by that time, WCW and ECW were done, and TNA didn't appeal to me... so I struggled to make a living on the indie circuits. (The voice's anger is beginning to become evident now.) I fought, I bled, and I strove to give the fans what they wanted. But then, suddenly, because of one botched spot, I didn't draw as much. No indie bookers called me for months.
???: And now, finally, I've made my way to the EWT. And I'll be damned if I fail a third time. Screw the fans, screw anyone who gets in my way, I will succeed. I will win. And I will make it to the lamest stage of them all.
(The lights come up to reveal a 6'11", 350lb. monster standing in the middle of an empty EWT arena.)
???: My name is Virus. And I will not be stopped again.
(Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's a Lie", Virus's entrance theme, starts playing as he climbs over the ropes and jumps down to the floor, walking out of the empty arena.)
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Post by random poster on Oct 24, 2005 19:00:47 GMT -5
after the promo by virus the camera show's a broom closet door which is being hit from the inside.......mprox:blurred version's voice can be heard,
bv: "hello, i know someones out there...... let me out i got locked in here a while ago........ let me out ....... im having to eat insects and spiders to stay alive...... and all i have for company is a frickin mop."
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Post by Chrysta on Oct 24, 2005 19:54:23 GMT -5
*Sum Guy is standing by with Ms. White and Chrysta.*
SG: Hello, friends. I'm Sum Guy, and Tim Burton movies still scare the crap out of me. I'm standing by with the Ice Queen Chrysta and her manager, Trish Stratu-
Chrysta: Ms. White!
White: Hm?
SG: Ah, yes, Ms. White. Anyway, Chrysta, it seems the Connection is giving you a chance to join their funny little cult at the next PPV, when you face Holly Vaughn in what is being dubbed the Ultimate Test. Does it sound like something the Ultimate Warrior would make?
Chrysta: Excuse me?
WHite: What you SHOULD be asking, Guy, is WHY Chrysta is looking to join the Connection and WHY she is looking to use them against the Ragnal!
SG: Alright, well, Chrysta...What she said.
Chrysta: Apparently, Sum Guy, you do not pay attention to current EWT events. Long before I came to EWT, I had been looking to defeat dear Linda, and to get something from her that she and her family took from me. However, she has her brothers to help her out of any jams,a dn also that new girl, Tanya Flaire. But with the Connection at my side, to help destroy the Ragnals...
HELL! Will FREEZE! OVER!
*CHrysta and Ms. White walk off.*
SG: Well, thats it from me. I'm Sum Guy and I look at fake pictures of celebrities in the buff.
*Fade out*
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 24, 2005 20:53:10 GMT -5
Please don't delete. PLEASE, PLEASE, PULEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE!
Hoss Matthews: Hello, I'm Hoss Matthews, and with me are the Third State Warriors, EN Bunk, Bolt Bacana, and Jessica. Bunk, I need to ask you something, what are your thoughts on joining EWT?
EN Bunk: Hoss, move over. (pushes Hoss) (looks at camera) Curly Long, you need to know that Bolt and I want a shot at the EWT Tag-Titles after the Ragnals have their shot. And Jessica wants a shot at the GND championship and fight whoever to get a shot at Linda Ragnal. And for everyone else in EWT, prepare yourself for the Third State Warriors! And Curly-Q, quit worrying about Trunk and Raskall, worry about Me and Bolt! And trust me, YOU ARE A VLB, YOU SHORT-
*(camera quickly cuts)
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Oct 24, 2005 21:35:42 GMT -5
(Camera cuts back, and the Third State Warriors are gone. Hoss is now standing next to Virus.)
Hoss Matthews: Ahem, we're back and we're with another new entrant in the EWT, Virus. Apparently he has something to say about the last interview segment.
Virus: Yeah, I do Hoss. I don't think it's very polite to come roaring into the EWT arena and demand a title shot for each member of your little posse without proving yourselves in the ring first. I may be a newbie to the EWT, but I know this much from my days in the WWE and the indie leagues: there are people here who have wrestled most of their lives to get where they are today, and when you walk in and demand to be put up with them on day one of your EWT career, it doesn't score many brownie points.
Virus: So I've got a little preposition for you all: prove yourselves. Get in the ring with somebody and PROVE to the EWT fans, and most importantly, the EWT bookers that you have what it takes to EARN those titles. In fact, I'll take it one step further: how about one of you steps into the ring with ME at the TPV after "We Can't Be Arsed for a Name"? Maybe it'll go a little bit towards earning some respect around here... and who knows? Maybe one day you'll get your title shots. But for now, start where everyone else starts: the bottom of the food chain.
(Virus glares into the camera and walks off.)
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 24, 2005 22:14:05 GMT -5
Hoss Matthews: Well, with me now once again are the Third Street Warriors, and after what Virus said, what are your thoughts?
Bunk: Virus, tell me something, WHO THE HELL GIVES A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK? If me and Bolt want a title shot, than we'll earn it. And by the way, I said for Jessica to EARN a title shot by facing Rosa and everyone else. And as for your little "challenge", how about me, The Next Hardcore Legend, facing you, in a steel cage, Ladder match? But before you take the challenge, I'll give you time to think. And by the way, prepare for another to join our ranks. And..........Long Live The Punker!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 24, 2005 22:15:47 GMT -5
Bunk: By the way Hoss, tell Curly-Q to make a match for Bolt.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 24, 2005 22:50:30 GMT -5
Bunk in his dressing room: Hey BOlt, who did you want to face anyway?
Bolt: I dunno, maybe Joel Nelson.
Bunk: Him? Why do you want to fight him?
Bolt: I just do. By the way, who was that person you were talking about?
Bunk: Who?
Bolt: You know. "prepare for another to join our ranks"
Bunk: Oh. Don't worry about it.
Bolt: Okay. Hey, what about Virus?
Bunk: Virus isn't my concern right now. I've got beef with a different person in EWT. For now, just worry about Virus, and leave everything to me.
Bolt: Okay.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Oct 24, 2005 23:00:16 GMT -5
(Virus is about to close his locker room door when an interviewer comes up to him.)
Interviewer: So, Virus, have you thought about Bunk's challenge at all yet?
Virus: *chuckling* Yes, yes, I have. And while I was thinking, I realized not a word of what I said sunk into his thick skull. We are both newcomers here, and we need to earn our spots here. Now, for me, that means curtain-jerking until the guys at Creative give you a push. Not demanding various title shots your first day, and then challenging somebody to a "steel cage ladder match" for your DEBUT IN THE FEDERATION. So, I guess my answer is "no", unless Booking says otherwise, because I don't want to tread on any toes here. That's all I've got to say on that for now.
(The door slams on the hapless interviewer.)
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