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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 9:48:59 GMT -5
Bladeberry, you wanna be a Commie?
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Post by bladeberry on Mar 4, 2005 9:50:38 GMT -5
Any job will do....im here to serve and kick buttock
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 4, 2005 10:33:15 GMT -5
bk: This training session is not in kayfabe, and was done with Berry's Permission.
The Camera moves to the back of the Gym, and sees PR's Gym glistening, and with loud screams of pain, as Moxie is in training with a new wrestler. The Camera Man moves inside to see Moxie holding a wrestler in the Tequila Sunrise, and a Woman looking on.
Moxie: You have to pull up on the leg, as you put pressure on the shoulder.
The Woman nods and cringes as Moxie, (who is all battered and bruised, and has many cuts on his body) pulls the leg and the other wrestler screams out in pain.
Moxie: Simple. You try.
Moxie lets go of the move, and lays on his stomach. The Woman grabs his arm, rotates, and sits, pulling his leg up as she begins to sit in the sunrise.
The first Coach walks up and shows her how to pull the knee up to get more torque on the lower back.
Moxie: I know you can do harder than that!
She wrenches more, and Mox just laughs
M: More!
More!
MORE!
There! Now hold it!
Moxie can feel the burning of hi lower back as she pulls his leg back, almost inproportionately with his feet nearly to his head.
She lets go, and Moxie stands up, as quick as a whipper.
Moxie: Good.... now we're going to have to hit up that top rope. I hope your not afraid of heights... heh.
She nods no, and watches Moxie climb up the top rope.
M: We're gunna start here, a simple top rope hurracanrana. Stand right there. When I jumpat you, do a front flip, and let the force of my body throw you. Okay?
She's kinda reluctant, but Moxie assures her, and they pull off the Move.
M: Great. Now you climb and do it to me.
She complies and they pull off the hurracanrana. Moxie stands up, and pulls her up.
M: Eventually, you'll get into better ring-shape and can just shrug off alot of the pain you get. Your Names Bladeberry right?
BB: Yeah.
M: K. Here's the plan. I know you like high-slying, so for just a quick show, I'll show you how to do the Desperate Prayer 450 Splash. Then I'll let you take it from there.
Moxie motions the practing wrestler and has him lay on the ground. Moxie climbs the ropes and Motions for her to watch.
M: It's basically 1 rotation, so no need to get worried. remember the front flip you did with the Hurracanrana?
BB: mmhmm
M: all you have to do is add another rotation, shift your bodyweight to get your standing then hurl your body forward.
Moxie hits the Desperate Prayer, and the pulls the other wrestler up, and shoos him to go to the coaches. He lays down, and has Berry climb the rope.
Moxie: Now there's no need to get worried about hurting me, I've had much much worse. Just remember to think simple, and do it safely.
She nods and hurls her body forward, hitting the 450 splash right on the mark.
Moxie: Mmmm, alright. That's all I have for you now. Comeback when you want to, and we can practice some more. I'd go talk to Toomi Bischoff about the Women's Division as well.
Berry: Thanks Mox.
Moxie: Your welcome.
Berry makes her way out of the PR Gym as we hear the screams of Moxie pulling a wrestler in a rolling butterfly lock.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 4, 2005 10:43:40 GMT -5
Current Champions:
EWT Heavyweight Champion: JzBadBlood EWT Tri-State Champion: Moxie EWT OX Division Champion: Dave Davies EWT Tag-Team Champions: HBH and Gasoline EWT Girl Next Door Champion:: Does she have a name yet? Stable Champions: The Communists (Marcel Adams, Dorf, Heiden-Dorf, Fuzzy Warble, Diva Dorf)
toom: want to copy this and put it on the first post? I'll be keeping track of championships and runs. Cause I'm a history Dork.
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
Posts: 11,866
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Mar 4, 2005 10:45:37 GMT -5
everyone always forgets to add me...
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Post by curtrok on Mar 4, 2005 15:00:47 GMT -5
::Botchberg is seen back stage in the locker room area. He enters a bathroom stall.::
BB: My shoulder is killing me.
Unkown Figure: You need some more of the good stuff to keep those muscles pumpin... Holla if ya hear me.
BB: But the EWT has very strict steriod testing.
UF: I know, that's how I got suspended from all my geeks and my freaks all so long ago. But no one has testing for what I have in this little vial.
BB: What the heck is it?
UF: You watch sports center?
BB: Yeah
UF: You know that piece they did on gene therapy. Guess whose got the hook up.
BB: No way.
UF: That's why my peaks are bigger than ever and there is no testing for it. Holler...
BB: Yeah yeah, just inject me already. I need to get ready for my next match in the tournament.
UF: With these muscle enhancers you'll be unstopable holler if ya hear me!
BB: BLEARG!
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Post by obi on Mar 4, 2005 15:06:12 GMT -5
(obi and fettster roll up in the tank) Obi: FX are invading the new board brother! Fett: damn right we are obi, and after this tournament, win or lose were going for the tag titles, right? Obi: right. toomi, give us a shot, we'll give you nothing! (obi drops into the tank) Fett: oh, and blade, if you want to join the fett army, suck my application slip (obi pops up) Obi: dude, thats my sister! Fett: sorry! Obi: thats alright. (obi pops back down) Fett: remember blade...room 123
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Posts: 3,052
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Post by jzbadblood on Mar 4, 2005 15:24:49 GMT -5
Jz bumps into Bladeberry backstage.
Bladeberry: Hi.
Jz: Your the new diva?
Bladeberry: Yeah.
Obi is seen peeking from behind the corner.
Jz: There's some guy following you..
Bladeberry: I'm going to be his valet..or wait, that was someone else..
Jz: Wow, as soon as a new female is employed every guy in this damn place drops everything their doing and crowds around her.
Bladeberry: I am, like, hot stuff. That's why I was hired.
Jz: Well let me tell you something bimbo, I'm one of the greatest wrestlers of all time and your skanky ass can die from VD for all I care. See, people like me, people who can wrestle, don't need to suck d*** for a paycheck. So while you're on your knees I'll stand here with my title.
Bladeberry: Excuse me?
Jz: You heard me pregnant dog, these guys back here need you as a manager because they can't get over on the mic or in the ring. I'm in a different galaxy than them, I'm too fornicateing good to still be talking to you.
Jz walks away and the fans cheer for him, booing the new woman hired for her boobs.
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Post by curtrok on Mar 4, 2005 16:47:51 GMT -5
BK: Hey Toomi check your inbox.
BUMP
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 17:36:56 GMT -5
BK: Hey, what about the Stable Championships? Just because we dont have anyone to face doesn't mean the belts aren't real.
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Post by Bobafett on Mar 4, 2005 18:07:37 GMT -5
(Fett walks in) Fett: Hey Bladeberry..you could be my fifth wife..if ya want but..be prepared..FX will unveil a new member..on Monday (Fade to black)
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 4, 2005 18:20:49 GMT -5
I thought they (stable titles) were dissolved by Toom?
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 18:46:11 GMT -5
Unfortuannly, no. The Stable Titles are still with the Commies after we won them back. Everyone just forgets about them, because we never defend 'em.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 4, 2005 19:26:46 GMT -5
k, np, they'll be added in a sec.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2005 21:51:55 GMT -5
That's because the Stable Titles are still unofficial.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 22:01:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I know Toomi, I was just joshing around. It's not like I mentioned the Marcel Adams Title.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 22:06:58 GMT -5
The next day, after the exhausting match with Flair, Marcel Adams is in a backstage dressing room along with Dorf who is excited that Adams made it through in the tournament.
Dorf: You did it. You did what no one else thought was possible, and you proved them ALL wrong.
Adams: Yeah....I guess I did.
Dorf: Is something wrong?
Adams: Well, looks at the brackets. *Adams holds up a sheet of paper with the brackets on them* And look at my two next choices of matches.
Dorf: Yeah, the winner of Triple H Vs. Psychoapeguy.
Adams: *has a slight grin* Yeah, but remember. I must gain revenge and get in the ring with apeguy since what happened at the last Pay Per View, but isn't it oh, so convenient that he has suddenly just vanished and hasn't been seen since?
Dorf: So, what are you talking about?
Adams: Well, the way I see it, apeguy isn't one to just leave without a reasonable excuse. I mean, this is a tournament for the number 1 contenders slot for the world title, something he has had two times before, and I'm sure he'd want to get it again.
Dorf: *completely confused* Yeah, so? We all want the world title, that's why it's a tournament for.
Adams: I know that kid, but...once you've held the gold once, and you suddenly lose it, you'd give your life just for one more taste of it. It's more addictive then any drug, and I hope someday you get it. But, unfortunally, this tournament isn't going to be Triple H's or apeguy's time to shine....in fact, since Apeguy isn't even around, I'm going to make sure Triple H doesn't even make it to a second round. *evil smile for Dorf*
Dorf: What are you going to do?
Adams: The less you know, the better.
Marcel gets up and leaves the locker room, and goes straight for the area where the stage crew keeps their supplies, and picks something up, but keeps it conceals it behind his back. Marcel, then, ask a random person if they know where Triple H is, and they point him out being in the cafeteria, so Marcel waltz's over there. ...And he enters and finds Triple H.
Triple H with his back turned, sipping from a cup of coffee, gets ambushed by Marcel with a straight and hard shot to the back with a sledgehammer. Then another, and another. Then the focus goes to Hunter's once injured Quad, witch gets several blows with the sledgehammer before security comes to break it up. And as security takes Marcel away from Hunter, he's shouting...'looks as if The Game has just been beaten....no tournamant.
10 mins later, Marcel is back with Dorf.
Dorf: I heard about what you did...brillant.
Adams: That's nothing new when you're a legend like myself. I told you. Triple H was in the way of what I really wanted, and that's apeguy, and I just did him a HUGE favor.
Dorf: What if he doesn't show up?
Adams: Oh, he'll show up alright, trust me. He wants me just as bad as I want him. So now, once the second round comes....psychoapeguy will get his...just do.
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 4, 2005 22:29:34 GMT -5
The electric guitar version of "O Canada" begins to play, and Peter Williams, with Scott D'Amore, enters the arena. As they walk down the ramp, Scott mugs for the camera.
D'Amore: Canada, Canada, number one, HUH HUH HUH HIKE!!!
They reach the ring, and their music is replaced by "Stinkfist", by Tool plays. Dave enters the ring. He no longer wears the Noh mask, or any japanese robes. He does however wear a Hayabusa style head-band. But other than that, he's gone back to his usual gym-pants and t-shirt. Oh, and the title. Don't forget the title.
Dave hops into the ring, and hands the title to the ref.
Ref: You know it's not on the line.
Dave: Take care of it anyway.
The bell rings, and Williams and Dave circle eachother. They lock up, and end up with Dave putting Williams with a side-headlock. Petey pushes Dave into the ropes, and upon his return, hits and armdrag. Dave leaps up, and hits his own armdrag. Petey leaps up and Dave hits him with a spinning heel kick. D'Amore gets up on the apron, and Dave, wasting no time, delivers a front drop kick, sending D'Amore flying backward. Dave turns his attention back to Petey, and lays a few boots into him. He then picks him up, and hits the Dangerous DDT. He drags him over to the corner, and climbs to the top. Dave then leaps off the top, and hits the Stardust Splash. He only gets a two-count.
Dave rolls off Petey, and goes to pick him up. Petey kicks back with both of his feet, and hits Dave in the chest. Dave rolls back, giving Petey ample time to stand, and Dave is able to get to his feet as well. Dave goes for a clothesline, but Williams manages to grab Dave for an twisting armbar. Dave backrolls out of the twist, and boots Petey in the stomach. He then hits the Lime-Green Crush and gets a three-count. Dave quickly grabs his title and gets out of the arena.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Mar 4, 2005 23:40:05 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff walks into Marcel Adams locker room.*
You good for nothing selfish little son of a BITCH!!!
You attack HHH in hopes that he wouldn't advance. And with psychoape recuperating from his pay per view match because you attacked him, I tell you what Marcel.
Round 2 will NOT be a BYE for you. Oh no no no...Round 2 will be a suprise. I have chosen an opponent who will hit Round 2 against you. And you will find out in time for your match.
AM I CLEAR???
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 4, 2005 23:44:09 GMT -5
No, sir. We aren't clear. It's in the bylaws that I should advance. Because Hunter is to injured to compete, and hey, there are still hopes that apeguy will come back in enough time.
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