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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 14, 2005 21:45:22 GMT -5
*Stay tuned from a major announcement from the offices of Toomi Bischoff.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 14, 2005 23:18:19 GMT -5
*Spaz is sitting in the EMT's room getting fixed up after the titile match. When Sum Guy walks in.*
SG: I'm Sun Guy & I marked for the gobbedly gooker. I am here with Spaz after his loss in the main event of No Rest For The Wicked tonight. Spaz how are you taking the loss tonight?
S: I am in a lot of pain guy that was the toughest match of my career, DSR can go that's for sure. However I feel that given a fair match one on one I can take him, Sexy Translator & Toomi cost me that match tonight, but I'm not one to bitch and complain, I have had a fair share of Dusty Finishes go my way here in the EWT. I can only hope the Toomi looks at the match tonight & watches the crowd reactions & realises that the EWT fans wanna see more of DSR v Spaz for the EWT Heavyweight Title. IToomi I know that you & I have never seen eye to eye but I know that your are a business man & DSR v Spaz makes business sense, the fans wanna see it & that means more money for you. To all the Spazphiles out there, I'm sorry that I wasn't able to come through for you tonight but I promise you that given a 2nd opportunity I will not fail to claim the EWT Heavyweight Title.
*Sum Guy & the camer crew are ushered out of the room so the EMT's can work on Spaz as the scene cuts to commercial.*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 14, 2005 23:49:37 GMT -5
*Mike,Linda,and Joe,still in his ref shirt,are holding champagne glasses and opening a bottle of champagne.Once the cork pops open,the Ragnals start shouting and screaming in victory.Linda starts to pour the drinks.*
JOE:Aw,man,whatta night!
MIKE:I told you,guys,no rest for the wicked.And Ape even knew that.But wow,man.Linda!Our sister!Is going to face Hillary Clitton for the GND title!
LINDA:I'm still shocked,you guys,but wow!I'm just...SO happy!
JOE:I kinda hope Oceanic ain't too pissed.
LINDA:Well,I know she's not mad at me,I mean,all's fairin the Rumble.But what Hillary did to Oceanic...that's not how the waters flow.
JOE:Amen!
*The Ragnals raise to a toast and drink their champagne.
JOE:Speaking of belts,bro,I think we need to talk to Bischoff.You know,see if we can go for those tag belts.
MIKE:Hey,after what we did,I'd say we can go for any belt right now.
ANd THAT'S the Shocking Truth!
*The Ragnals take one last drink of champagne.Fade to black.*
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 15, 2005 0:19:14 GMT -5
*Merc is shown in the locker room,and in the background the shower can be heard running. Merc looks at the camera,and he is wearing the evil grin on his face.*
Merc: JZ tonight you beat the living hell out of me,but in the end it was me! Jz you wont be seen for a very very long time,and all nite long people have asked me how I could that to Trish. Well you people need to remember that it was Trish who screwed me over in the first place! I will add that Mia being at my side is alot better than Trish anyways. You see Mia knows how to kick some ass unlike Trish. Now it seems Toom has finally found me worthy of a Tri State title shot. I only had to get beaten bloody to earn it though! Now Billy I am sure you must be really worried by now. You see once Maelstrom gets through with you I'm gonna swoop in like a Vulture,and pick away whats left,and while I am at take that Tri State Belt with me!
*The shower stops running,and out walks Mia in a beach towel..*
Merc: Well Darling you seem to have something on your mind.
Mia- You see Trish..its this simple..Merc and I did not screw you..YOU screwed yourself and NOW look at ya..your all tore up laying in a hospital bed...wondering where did i go wrong? How could he do this to me? WELL sister, let me be the VERY first one to say what goes around comes around and Revenge is all too sweet.. I hope you feel better soon..NOT!
Mia grabs a grape and feeds it to Merc, then looks at the camera..
Mia- "one more thing..Billy..you better get a good look at that title because once Merc gets in the ring with you, your title reign will be OVER! and speaking of over......"
Mia grabs Merc and pulls him over to her and into the bathroom they go ,and throws the towel out the door before slamming it in the camera's face
Fade to Black
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Aug 15, 2005 2:15:22 GMT -5
*"RIP" hits, and Limey walks out, Carla O. Woe finally with him. Limey's head is stitched up from the barbell attack at No Rest For The Wicked. Carla is wearing a cast on her leg, and is helped to the ring by Limey. Limey and Carla are now in the ring. Limey receives a good pop as he nonchalantly throws up the horns. He grabs the stick.*
Limey: Last night...I lost many things. I lost the match! ("WHAT?") I lost the feeling in my right arm for a good number of hours! ("WHAT?") I LOST MY SIGHT UNTIL THE EMTS STITCHED UP MY FOREHEAD AND STOPPED THE BLOOD FLOWING INTO MY EYES!! ("WHAT?") But more than that, I lost my pride! I lost to Flex Magnificent, a blight on the EWT's rich history of talented, devoted wrestlers!!!
*Chants of "He can't wrestle" fill the arena.*
Limey: FLEX!!! YOU HURT CARLA!!! THAT HURT ME!! And Flex, when I'm hurt, I hurt back!! So, did you like it, Flex? Did you like it when I SMASHED those glass cases right over your head?? Did you like it when I shoved your Scammy award right between your eyes?? DID YOU LIKE IT WHEN I HIT AN STO OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU WERE LYING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?
*The crowd pops madly for this. Carla calms Limey down. Limey takes a few deep breaths, and speaks again.*
Limey: I will say one thing, though. What made me feel better though, when I was laying on my back in a white room somewhere, the EMTs stitching me up, tending to my neck and putting my blood back in, the first voice I heard once I awoke was Carla's. Flex, Doctor Transvestite, I will NEVER forgive, and I will NEVER forget what you have done to Carla. And I will hunt you all down and I will kill...no. No, I wouldn't kill you. This goes far beyond killing. I want to make you SUFFER, Flex!
*Limey reaches for his pocket, and pulls out a sheathe, concealing a knife. He quickly unsheathes the knife to reveal it as a large, sharp Bowie knife. The crowd erupts.*
Limey: FLEX!! That pretty-boy face of yours that you love so much, the face that you look at in the mirror day after day? I swear, Flex. I will cut you. I will cut you good. The next time you look at yourself, you'll see a large, ugly scar running right down your face!! You hurt who I love the most, so I'll do the same to you! But Flex, bones can heal! When you're scarred, you're scarred for life! That's how it goes, Flex! You mess with me, and life will GIVE...YOU...LIMES!!!
*Limey throws down the stick, and raises the Bowie knife high into the air to a chorus of cheers.*
Jesse Ventura: Oh my God! That psychotic son of a b***h! He's actually threatening to cut the face of Flex Magnificent with that large ugly weapon! Someone call 911!
Gorilla Monsoon: Well, considering what Flex and Delavier did to Carla, you can't really blame Limey!
JV: Oh, Carla, Carla, Carla. Everything revolves around Carla, doesn't it? Limey's threats might be tolerated in the streets of...well...whichever the hell street Limey hails from, but not in the EWT, home of great WRESTLERS like Flex Magnificent!
GM: Oh, would you stop??
FIN
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 15, 2005 5:36:41 GMT -5
*We are in a backstage room with one quarter of the EWT stable champions Curly Long. Mr.Big is sitting on a very low chair, he is in fact almost on the floor. Curly is standing on a box looking down at Mr.Big, a TV is on in the background*
Curly: What the hell happened out there?! . . . there I was at my first PPV, fighting for a medallion of remembrance for a long lost love, things were going so well . . . and then he got that lucky dropkick in . . . and he then ripped off that red-eyed stoner Rob Van Dam . . bah! . . and where were you? . . I look up and find that you're on the floor taken out by two high flying moves . . . next time . . . *Curly slaps Mr.Big in the face* . . Catch him! . .
*Mr.Big looks quite Angry after being slapped in the face, he is about to stand up*
Curly: Hey, don't even think about it !. . . do I have to remind you about that incident in the orphanage! . . . those Children! . . .
*Mr. Big sits back down*
Curly: . . Good . . . now as we know . . . the Tri-State title isn't important . . .only the Stable Titles and the EWT World title are key . . . as apart from me they are the only big things around here . . . so lets go and speak to Pza and the rest of the Balance of Power . . . I'm sure they have a plan for getting even with this dammed company! . .
*Curly hops on Mr. Bigs shoulders . . . and they walk out of the room . . . The camera focuses on the TV . . on screen there is a news program . . . *
News Reader: Our top story today . . . In a little town south of Trenton, New Jersey a horrible scene is unfolding . . the local people woke up to find that there peaceful suburbia has been hiding a horrible secret . . . The local Orphanage of Trenton was found today to have been the scene for the wors . . .
*The TV suddenly turns off, as we fade out*
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Post by viscera on Aug 15, 2005 6:02:58 GMT -5
The P.T.A. is in their lockerroom, watching a replay of their match against Paul, more specifically the end of it. Pain has a sly smile on his face as he watches the screen.
Pain: Absolutely perfect... he never saw it coming... and neither did the referee. Take a look at this again my students. Look at those who BUSTED Paul's head wide open. It was simply... a great moment in history. One that every EWT Member will remember for the ages.
He looks back at the screen.
Pain: Hmmm... but what should we do now that Paul's out of the way. Hmmm... well, I've been getting pretty annoyed by those Ragnals... or whatever they call themselves... and this Billion Dollar Corporation? Rubbish... don't they know money means absolutely nothing in the EWT? Oh and then we have a bunch of muscle-heads... all of which can't even match the size and power of you Canceler... nor the technical ability of myself...
The Canceler grunts and puts a foot through the wall... growling and snarling
Pain: Soon they will all fall victim to our superior knowledge and skill... and who knows? They might even learn... a lesson.
Pain smiles to himself again, grabbing the remote and rewinding the footage of Paul getting busted open with the brick-containing book... and cut to commercial
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 15, 2005 6:21:33 GMT -5
*Party Starter hits & the crowd pops huge, they all rise to their feet & give Spaz a standing ovation after his performance at NRFTW. He appears at the top of the ramp. He is obviously still injured as Becky is helping him down to the ring.*
S: Wow, thanks for the ovation but I don't truly deserve it, I failed in my goal to become the EWT Heavyweight Champion. Sure it took, DSR over 80 minutes, all his skills, some help from Toomi & Translator to beat me but history will show that DSR beat Spaz at NRFTW. DSR is still the EWT Champion & I'm still a wannabe. Hopefully Toomi has finally realised that Spaz = Ratings & books a rematch for the next PPV. If he does I know that I will beat DSR & the new era in the EWT will begin.
*Party Starter hits & the corwd pop again as Spaz is helped back up the ramp by Becky.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Aug 15, 2005 9:12:57 GMT -5
*We are backstage in the Aquarium, Maelstrom is fixing one of the pipes which is leaking . . . after a little effort Maelstrom gets it to stop, while this is going on Todd Grisham runs in mike in hand*
Todd Grisham: Maelstrom!, How did you that?
Maelstrom: Well when your as strong and powerful as I am its not that difficult to . .
Todd Grisham: No, how did you rip off the Medallion and then knock out Billy 'The Virgin' Ubermark! with your Whirlpool? . . that medallion had mystical & magical powers! . . by all rights you . .
*Maelstrom bursts into a big booming laugh, Todd is slightly concerned by this*
Maelstrom: . . haha . . ha . . what your serious?
*Todd Grishams face is as serious as a nerd in a library who has a physics exam in 2 weeks time*
Maelstrom: Look Todd . . we all know Billy went off to New Orleans to get something to stop me . . and he got something alright, he got conned out of $500 for a tacky bit of metal that smells like King Kong's first dump of the day . . . *Maelstrom Laughs again* . . and he got it from Papa Shango . . .
Todd Grisham: . . well he is a respected practitioner of the dark arts . . and . .
Maelstrom: I don't care if hes a human fighting machine . . . I beat Shango twice a few weeks back . . . go check your video records . . its there . . . if he did know some spell to beat me . . don't you think he'd have used it himself . . .
Todd: . er . . I . .
Maelstrom: Lost for words Todd? . . . Billys time in the shallow end has come and gone . . .he's moved into open water . . . and that is right down river from me . . I'll be taking that Tri-State Title . . and nothing is going to stop me . .
Todd: What about Merc? . .
Maelstrom: . . Merc? . . . what about him . . last I heard he buried Jz and put Trish through a flaming table . . .
Todd: Didn't you see the Toomi Bishoff announcement before the Queen's Court Rumble?
Maelstrom: Nope, that bloody pipe I just fixed leaked onto my TV, and it shorted out . . . why? did Toomi suspend him for his brutality . . .
Todd: . er . . no . . he . .um . . made . . Merc the official Number One Contender for the Tri-State Title . . .
Maelstrom: He did what? . . . thats my title shot! . . .I'll . . .
*stops to think for a second*
Maelstrom . . . I'll beat the hell out of both of them . . . nothing can stop the Maelstrom . . . once the water starts to flow . . . no force can block its course . . .
*Maelstrom boots Todd away and takes the mike*
Maelstrom: That Tri-State title will be mine . . . my worshipers want it around my waist and so do I . . . no one has made me angry yet, oh sure I was pissed off with David Davies but that wasn't anger, that was just having fun with a fire axe *laughs*.. . Merc, get in my way and you will see true fury . . . and unlike Jz, you won't be breathing if you cross me . . .
*Maelstrom moves closer to the camera*
Maelstrom: Billy! . . . your time is at hand, the water is rising and your running out of places hide . . When I get my hands on you in the ring . . . that title will be coming back to the Aquarium . . .
*Maelstrom raises the Mike and . . . the crowd chants 'The Tide Will Turn!' . . . Maelstrom waits for them to finish*
Maelstrom: . . . (mutters something inaudible about crowd participation) . . . The Tide Will Turn!
*Maelstrom throws the mike away and disappears in a cloud of smoke*
(fade out)
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Post by Oceanic on Aug 15, 2005 10:34:41 GMT -5
Todd Grisham: "Folks, I'm here with Oceanic, who was once again screwed out of a victory by Dr. Hillary Clitton at No Rest For The Wicked. Oceanic, Clitton really has it out for you. If this continues you may never get a title shot. What are you feeling right now?"
Oceanic: "Once again you kick me while I'm down, Todd. Clitton has once again proved herself to be the single worst champion in the history of wrestling in any division or federation. If she was half as good as she says she is she would have been right there in the Rumble with us. But no, she has to sneak attack me as I was about to win. But don't feel too bad. Clitton has just signed her own death warrant. Yes, she caused me to lose. But look who won. Linda Ragnal. If Clitton was smart she would have cheated for someone like Stacy to win. That way she could get an easy victory. Linda, on the other hand, there's nothing easy about her. Clitton will find out first hand that the Women's Division is nothing like it was when she somehow won the title. She'll find that her next title defense will be her last, and she'll never be in title contention again."
Todd: "After the PPV a lot of people were saying that you deserved the title shot more than Linda. Don't you think you should be facing Clitton instead of her?"
Oceanic: "Hey, this is Linda's shot. I'm not going to blow it for her. I'll get my title shot soon enough."
Todd: "If Linda wins the title do you still plan to face Clitton one on one?"
Oceanic: "After all the garbage she's pulled? Hell yes! Whether she's champion or not I do want to get her in the ring, and when I do you might want to guard your children's eyes. Something will break."
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 15, 2005 13:02:23 GMT -5
*Mean Gene runs up to Merc who has just arrived at the arena.*
MG: Merc! Merc! Have you heard the comments Maelstrom has just made about your number 1 contenders spot?
*Merc looks at Gene confused.*
Merc: Hell No! I just got here Gene what are you on crack?
MG: No,but Maelstrom said that he should be the one getting that Tris Sate Title shot,and that what JZ and you have been through was a cake walk.
Merc: What exactly did Maelstrom do at the ppv again? Oh thats right he went after a guy that had already had a match, ripped off some piece of tin,and attacked him,and what did I do? I went through a match of pure hell! So yeah I think I deserve some recognition for once,and if Maelstrom has a problem with the way I got A shot at the Tri State title than he should take it up with the man who gave me the shot!
MG: I noticed that Mia isn't with you. Trouble in Paradise already?
Merc: Damn Gene your full of questions, but Mia will be along shortly,but now that were on that subject. Oceanic,Linda,Hillary,and the rest of these so called female wrestlers. Mia has plans to get that Girl Next Door Title,and what Mia wants Merc will help her get it by hook or by crook!
MG: What about Billy? He is the Tri State champion?
Merc: What about him? He beat up a midget,and got beat up by Maelstrom? Plus he is a virgin. Now what kind of champion is that,and besides what Maelstrom did to Billy is minnor. Because when I'm through with Billy what i did to JZ last night will look like a picnic!
*Merc walks off leaving Gene with a puzzled look on his face.*
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ape
Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Aug 15, 2005 14:19:27 GMT -5
*the camera fades into a padded room. the room is a bright white...completely clean. in the center of the room, strapped into a bed, psychoapeguy calmly lays there, looking up at the ceiling. he quietly begins to talk.*
...some people might complain that i got screwed last night...i don't think i got screwed in the outcome...i could care less about my win-loss record...the important thing is that someone bled....i bled...but i didn't bleed enough!!!....and i feel selfish.....here, i took all the fun....i didn't get to share it with them...i'm a giving man...and the ragnals....hehe...they're on my list....when i get rid of mr. bischoff....and he can't protect them....i will make them all bleed....mike....joe.....hehe....linda....they'll all bleed....
*psychoapeguy raises his head up and looks at the camera, still talking calmly.*
....mr. bischoff...did you really think that it can take two men to get rid of me? they knocked me unconscious...that is the ONLY way that they could beat me...hehe...you know mr. bischoff...last night....during your champion's match....i could have killed you....
*ape lowers his head and stares at the ceiling again*
...you have no idea how easy it would have been....but unlike you....i don't stab people in the back...hehe...i like to stab them in the face......stab them in the eyes.....stab them in the arms.......in the legs.....in the stomach.....in the theighs....the forearms....fingers....toes....ears....nose....armpit....anywhere but the back....and i will get you toomi....one day....you won't be able to run....i'll back you into a corner....i will take the dullest blade i can find....and i will make your left eye look just like my right eye....then....i'll rip your hair out of the roots....i will do everything to you....that has been done to me....except it will be more grim....more violent....more sadistic....
*ape looks up once more*
....and when that time comes, mr. bischoff....you'll get no mercy...what you'll get is a coma...and a nice, comfy hospital bed...see?....i'm not a bad guy at all....not at all...hehe....not....at....all....
*psychoapeguy lays his head down once more and begins to quietly and slowly whistle "ring around the rosey" to himself as the camera fades to black.*
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Post by Chrysta on Aug 15, 2005 15:15:46 GMT -5
Camera fades back to the icy area.This time,we see Chrysta looking into a reflectiob of herself via the ice.She talks as she looks on.*
Chrysta:You people and you society.Each and every one of you understand emotions.
You each know how it is to be loved,to feel hatred,to feel hapiness.
I feel none of these.
My heart has always been empty.Always been cold.
Ever since the day my father sent us out.Ever since my mother died to keep me healthy.
But none of it matters.
*She begins to place blue makeup on her face,putting bie circles around her eyes,and icicle-like triangles on her cheeks connecting to the cirlces.*
Everyone in EWT,winter is about to come early.Everyone shall know the wrath of the Ice Queen!And all of Hell will freeze OVER!
THIS FALL THE ICE QUEEN COMETH
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 15, 2005 17:55:31 GMT -5
[Ride the Lightning hits and WDD walks down to the ring, followed closely by Andy]
WDD: Alright, I want everybody in the crowd to shut up right now. Everynight, I hear the same thing, you cheer cheer cheer for people like Theo Rumm, Billy Ubermark, and Barbedwire Harry. But if someone truly great and amazing like me enters the ring, you boo him. And I'm sick of the EWT encouraging this. And you know what Toomi Bischoff? I think you were in on the whole thing. You did nothing to stop the Billion Dollar Corporation from attacking from the crowd, causing me to lose against Theo Rumm. And I think you know why. You sit in your chair, letting the fan favorites ALWAYS get the upperhand, but you always make it look like you don't support them, because you go out of your way to prove that you're on our team. But I've had enough Toomi, I've seen through your ruse. And now I've become a part of the Triple Threat, and we are gonna TAKE EWT DOWN! But I digress. It's time to move onto the smaller fish. Theo Rumm! You're win was a fluke. A complete fluke! And you know it. And you know why? Because you had to rely on people outside to help again. That was the point of the cage, and yet you seemed to forget what that point was didn't you? It was to keep us in, and others out. But you found a loophole in those rules didn't you? Smart, but not smart enough. Because Theo, I'm planning on a match so brutal, so ghastly, that no one will want to be involved with it. Except me. And you. Alright, I've said my spiel, now it's time to go. C'mon Andy.
[Ride the Lightning hits and WDD and Andy walk back down to the entrance]
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 15, 2005 19:13:42 GMT -5
*Theo Rumm is seen ambling backstage. His face telling a tale of feeling on top of the world, although stitched up on his forehead. Saying his helloes to all the staff and wrestlers he sees, despite of face or heel nature.*
Theo (Spotting the Ragnals): RAGNALS! Great matches last night! (High fives Mike)
*Rumm continues on*
Theo (with DSR coming into camera view): DSR! What’s up, meng?
*DSR just stands and stares at Theo as he waltzes by him*
Theo (To Joel Nelson, Nyrd): Joel-man! Mario Party little later on?
Joel: Sure.
Theo: Awesome. Dibs on Luigi, man.
*Continues to walk until coming to an abrupt start… his face going from happy to a plain, poker face.*
Theo: And here’s the guy I’ve wanted to talk to.
*Camera pans out to get WDD and Andy, who were just returning from the ring, into the shot.*
WDD: What do YOU want?
Theo: Oh, just wanted to clear a few things up with ya.
WDD: Really, like what?
Theo: Well, just that I never wanted BDC to get involved with my match. I told them the didn’t have to, but they did.
WDD: That’s all?
Theo: No, also, since you’ve so gracefully chosen the last two match stipulations, and didn’t win either time, that maybe, I should choose our next match style.
WDD: Oh really? Theo: Yeah, really…
I mean, it would only be in fair sportsmanship to do so. Also, if my last win, a match under your stips, was a “fluke”, then logic would dictate that you should be able to beat me in a match of my choosing.
WDD: No. I have a ma-
Theo (Cutting him off): Listen, I have to be somewhere now for a game of Mario Party. Later.
*Theo turns around but comes back for a moment*
Theo: Hey, Andy? When my friends attacked you, were you inside the ring?
Andy: W-
Theo (Cutting off again): Don’t answer… because we both know you weren’t. Say, WDD? Didn’t you say BDC came into the ring, and that was me finding a loophole?
WDD: Uhh…
Theo: Food for though that just won’t quit, no?
*Theo ambles off in a different direction, leaving WDD and Andy just standing there*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 15, 2005 23:24:52 GMT -5
(Ultimo Chocula drives up to the arena in a '71 brown Volkswagon van with "Ulti-bus" written on the side and parks. He gets out with his back pack slung over his shoulder and heads towards the entrance. He looks like he slept in his clothes. As he walks in Michael Cole is there to meet him sporting a crap eating grin."
Cole: "Hey there, loser! Come out on the short end of another PPV, did we? Wow! That has to be a new record. Most PPV appearances without a win. You'll be in the EWT Hall Of Shame before the end of the year at this rate! So who are you planning on jobbing to at the next PPV? Barbwire Harry? A-Bomb? Chris Duffy?"
UC: "Oh good. I was hoping you were here. I need to shine my knuckles on your nose. Hold still, you little twit."
(UC runs up and grabs Cole by the collar and is ready to deck him but he stops. He realizes something is amiss.)
UC: "Hold it. Normally you'd be screaming like a choir girl right now. What gives?"
Cole: "You can't pick on me any more! I told you I'd find someone to back me up and here he is! John! Come on out!"
(John Heidenreich comes from around the corner and stares down UC. UC lets go of Cole and backs off a little.)
UC: "Damn. You are a big 'un, ain'tcha."
Heidenriech: "I have a friend now."
UC: "So you do, padre. So you do."
Cole: "Ha! Not so tough when I bring in some muscle are you? You are so weak! In fact, John and I, we're challenging you! Next week, me and Heidenriech here vs you and the partner of your choosing! Go ahead and try to find somebody! Everybody knows you don't have any friends here! Nobody would ever tag with you! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
UC: "You know, fine. I accept. It's not like I can't find anyone who couldn't kick the crap out of you. Then after I beat the snot out of you and Jacko here, I'm going right back after Davey Boy! I'm taking that OX Division title if it's the last thing I do!"
Cole: "The last thing you'll ever do is get beat up by my buddy here! We're gonna rip you apart next week! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
(UC picks up a nearby idle pay phone receiver.)
UC: "John, it's for you."
(Heidenriech takes the other end of the phone and says "Hello". Meanwhile UC uses the diversion to super kick Cole right in the mug. He picks Cole up off the ground and gives him a Squid Face directly into the concrete wall, splattering teeth and blood everywhere. UC takes off as Heidenriech is still trying to talk to an empty phone line. Finally, John puts the receiver down.)
Heidenriech: "They hung up."
Cole: "MMRMMRMPRMPRRRR!!!!!!!"
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Aug 16, 2005 1:47:27 GMT -5
Mean Gene waits at the door as it opens and in walks Mistress Mia...
MG-" Mia.. Mia.. I just talked with your better half and he said you were on your way.."
Mia- "well I am here now so speak up..what's on your mind, Old Man?"
MG-" I need to first ask you about that tragic beating you gave Trish at last nights' ppv..do you feel any remorse at all?"
Mia-" Remorse? Its not in my vocabulary Gene. Trish screwed me over and its only fair that i repay the favor...now she also hurt Merc....."
MG-" Speaking of Merc..how did you two get together?"
Mia-" He was down and out and hurting over what she had done to him and he had doubts of whether or not she was really truelly that evil...which he saw for himslef first hand when trish attacked me mercilessly and sent me into a hospital..it is there that Merc and I started talking....I told him he did not need to be with a witch like her cuz she is only out for herself and will hurt others in the process..i told him she hurt both of us and when i was better we could kill 2 birds with one stone and get our sweet revenge"
MG-" But how did you two , you know..hook up"
Mia-" Gene, that is a question i do not want to even attempt to answer...so if u do not mind you old perv, ask me REAL questions!"
MG-"sorry..anyways..Merc said you "had a plan" to become the Girl next Door Champion and that all the other wrestlers better beware....what exactly did he mean by that?"
Mia-" your not a good reporter are ya Gene? Cuz if u were you would not have to ask that question....but since you are a simpleton let me tell you this..My plan is simple..I want to be the champion and it will happen.. i do not know when, where or how..but it WILL happen...I will have a close eye on ALL the EWT diva's here for a little while..but first thing's first...helping my man Merc become the EWT Champion"
Mia looks up the hall and sees Merc walkin her way
Merc-" Hey Baby..when did you get here?"
Mia-" Not long ago...you busy?"
Merc-" Not now Why?"
Mia-" because we need to..wait....Gene are we done here?"
MG-" umm yeah "
Mia-" Good...later old man..............."
Mia and Merc walk up the hall talkin to each other as camera zooms back to Mean Gene who has began to mysteriously sweat.....he loosens his tie as he watches Mia, in her tight black jeans,walkin with Merc.........he pushes the camera ou tof the way and knocks the cameraman down...
fade..............to...........black
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 16, 2005 2:48:42 GMT -5
Maria barges into David Adams looking for an interview. Adams' is sitting in a chair, holding an ice pack on his left arm.
Maria: I'm here with David Adams, and last night at No Rest for the Wicked, he........
*Adams stands and cuts her off.*
Adams: Maria, doll, we don't need to hear from you, please leave...now!
*Maria exits Adams' dressing room. Adams stands, still with the ice pack across his shoulder, and he faces the camera*
Adams: Last night, I did what I said I was going to do. Was it as easy as I thought it would be? Hell no. But as I've said since day 1 since being here, I did as I said. UC and Dorf are some greatest competitors around the world, no doubt. But no matter how great they may be, I'm a million times better, and now with the Ox-Division title rightfully once again around my waist, it's a known fact, just as it should be. 4 or 5 years ago, it was Hardys, Dudles and E&C...but last night, the three of us, we outshadowed them by landmark. Okay, and sure, right now, I may be a little banged up from last night, Hell, we all are, but I won't let that stop me from competing in that square-circle for my millions of fans. So, as soon as I'm told to get my ass back in the ring I will. Now that I have this Ox-Division title back, I wont disappoint my fans....and even if you aren't a fan of mine just yet, maybe I can just change that. Also, while I was away, I was able to put the finishing touches of my debut album, 'Ham', which is in stores now, and if you havn't checked it out, for real, you should cop that piece, I be serious. That's all. Now get out.....
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 16, 2005 11:25:03 GMT -5
[Ride the Lightning hits, and WDD and Andy are up on the entrance ramp. Both have mics]
WDD: Theo Rumm, Andy and I have taken your preposition.
Andy: Proposition.
WDD: I'm sorry?
Andy: Proposition. Not preposition, proposition.
WDD: Andy? I'm talking right now, I don't want to be interrupted with grammer lessons.
Andy: [Grunts]
WDD: Anyway, we have taken your preposition under consideration, and we have decided to let you decide on the stipulations on the match. C'mon Theo, I dare you to come up with something that surprises me. Oh yeah, one more thing. [Holds mic very close to his face, and he gets an evil look in his eyes] LUIGI SUCKS!!! WARIO KICKS ALL KINDS OF ASS!!!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 16, 2005 12:03:34 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff heads to the ring to make his major announcement. Toomi grabs the microphone & starts to speak.*
You know, No Rest For the Wicked was a damn good show. A damn good show. But I had one problem on the show that I didn't expect.
8Syxx, you let me down BIG TIME. I brought you in to do a job & what did you do? YOU ALMOST FAILED. A-Bomb almost came away with the win. Almost. But I got smart. I saw a problem & I made the problem better with the latest edition to the EWT roster. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the Problem Maker, Bison Tonto.
*A big man comes walking down the aisle to a chorus of boo's as Toomi stands in the ring, admiring his latest find.*
You see A-Bomb, this is the man who took you out Sunday. And this is the man who will take you out of EWT. I'm not going to fire you. No, that would be to easy. I'm am going to have Bison here make a problem for you. A problem you can't get out of.
But I do still have a major announcement to take care of. And A-Bomb, it involves you. Or better yet, it involves your "wife." See, I am sick & tired of seeing you & him parade around here, showing off your....love. I see it five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. And I am sick of it. SICK OF IT!!! So, as of this moment...Stevie Richards is BANNED from all EWT venues & events. Do I make myself clear? HE IS BANNED!!
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