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Post by Poker Joker on Aug 16, 2005 12:34:07 GMT -5
(The scene opens back at the shack in New Orleans. Inside, Papa Shango and LaVue are watching and old "I Love Lucy" episode on television.)
*LAVUE*: HAHAHAHA! Damn, Shango! They just don't make quality shows like dis anymore, do they?
*SHANGO*: HAHAH! Nope! They sure don't!
(Suddenly, the door to their shack opens, and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark walks in. He's holding an ice bag up to his skull.)
*BU*: Hey! Is anybody here?
(At the sound of Billy's voice, Shango turns off the t.v. and quickly grabs a doll and starts chanting stuff over it. LaVue jumps behind the counter and picks up a book on magic. Even though he's holding it upside-down, he continues to act like he's reading it.)
*BU*: Hey! I gotta talk to you about that medallion you sold me!
*LAVUE*: Ah! Worked like a charm, I'll bet!
*BU*: Hardly! In fact, it didn't work at all! I.... (Billy notices the book LaVue is reading is upside-down).... Hey, shouldn't you turn that around if you want to read it?
(LaVue notices the book.)
*LAVUE*: Uh.... no. Not really. You see, dis here book is about magic. But if ya read it upside-down,... well, dat's how you learn about BLACK magic.
*BU*: Oh.... that makes sense, I guess. But anyways, back to that medallion. It DIDN'T work!
*LAVUE*: DIDN'T work, ya say? Well, dat's curious. Dat Maelstrom you was dealin' wit should've bit the dust while you was wearin' it.
*BU*: (pissed) Well, he didn't. In fact, he hit me with a Whirlpool afterwards, and damn near broke my skull open.
(Billy rubs the ice bag over the back of his head, while LaVue thinks for a minute.)
*LAVUE*: Hmm! Dat's right. Dis Maelstrom gets his power from the water.
*BU*: (still rubbing the ice bag on his head) Huh?!
*LAVUE*: Well, what I'm sayin' is dat der are two types of Maelstrom. One dat gets its power from the water and one dat gets its power from the Earth. That medallion we gave you would've worked if dis Maelstrom got his power from the earth.
*BU*: (becoming frustrated) Well then why'd you give me that? I told you that he was obsessed with water!!
*LAVUE*: AH! But just because he's obsessed wit water doesn't mean dat he gets his power from water! What you need is somethin' dat'll give YOU da same power dat the Maelstrom has!
*BU*: Well, do you have anything like that?
*LAVUE*: Of course I do! I've gots everything magical and mystical in dis place! In fact, I have something right here!
(LaVue reaches behind the counter and pulls out a mason jar with a strange-colored liquid in it. He hands it to Billy. Shango sees him do this and starts to protest.)
*SHANGO*: Hey, now!....
*LAVUE*: (to Shango) Don't worry, Papa Shango! Dis has been in storage long enough! I made sure to check the calander! (back to Billy) He gets a little nervous about dis stuff. Always wants to make sure it works the best it possibly can for his customers! Dat's right! Good ole Shango!
*BU*: (sighs) Really? Well... I'll try it. How does this stuff work?
*LAVUE*: Simply drink it when you need it most. When does dis Maelstrom usually bother you? When you go to bed? When yer eatin'? When yer at work?
*BU*: Well, I guess you could say its when I'm working.
*LAVUE*: Well, den simply drink dis potion when yer at work, and it'll give you the power of TEN Maelstroms!
*BU*: You sure?
*LAVUE*: Of course I'm sure! Dis potion will allow you to absorb power from the same place dat thie Maelstrom absorbs his... the water!
*BU*: AWESOME! So, how much?
*LAVUE*: Dat'll be $500.
*BU*: Hmm.... Can I just use the money from the medallion since it didn't work?
*LAVUE*: Uh.... Can't do dat, my friend! No refunds here! Sorry! Besides, it was yer own fault. You should've told us the first time...
*BU*: Yeah... Yeah. I know.
(Billy opens up a wallet and starts peeling out money for LaVue. Once he's done he takes possession of the potion in the jar.)
*BU*: There you go! Now, you're sure this will work?
*LAVUE*: Would LaVue lie to you?
*BU*: (looking at the jar) Boy, I hope not. OK. I'll see you guys later. I've got to get back to town. Thanks!
(Billy walks out the door. As he does so, Papa Shango walks over by LaVue.)
*LAVUE*: Nice doin' business wit you again, my friend. (LaVue looks at the money and smiles) Always a pleasure!
*SHANGO*: Hey, man! What was that all about? You just sold him a jar of my best MOON SHINE!
*LAVUE*: Relax! Wit dis, we can go to town and buy ourselves some o' the good stuff, if ya know what I mean!
*SHANGO*: (taking his share of the cash) Well, when your right, your right! I just hope he doesn't drink that on the road. It took 3 containers of anti-freeze to make that stuff. (Shango thinks for a second) Hey, did you tell him that he could use that stuff at work?
*LAVUE*: (Thinks for a second) Yeah, I guess I did.
*SHANGO*: (laughing) Oh, boy! Is HIS boss going to be happy when he takes a sip of THAT on the job!
(Both Shango and LaVue start laughing at the thought, and the scene fades to black.)
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 16, 2005 12:47:57 GMT -5
*Cut to a cliff at oceanside.The waves can be heard crashing into the cliff.After a few seconds,Linda Ragnal walks on screen.*
LINDA:Hi.Glad you guys could make it.This is my special space.I usually come by here whenever I need to clear my mind and speak it.
First,I want to apoligze to oceanic.I know you were cheated out of winning the Queen's Court Rumble.And I'm sorry there's nothing I can do about it.I could give you the shot instead of myself...But I can't.I'm sure you want revenge on Clitton,but that'll have to wait another day.
As for the Girl Next Door champion herself.You better have been in training these last few months,because the Ocean's Beauty messes with nobody.You've seen me in action.You saw what I did to Sherri in that Dog Collar match.You saw just how well I held my own last Wednesday,before you decided to mess with our match.
Well,Hillary,I never saw you in action,but if you claim to be the future,then the future will still be a long way off when I take the belt from you.
So to qoute a fellow EWT star...The Tide...WILL turn!
*Fade to black*
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Post by Poker Joker on Aug 16, 2005 14:10:58 GMT -5
(Billy Ubermark enters the E.W.T. arena. He looks clearly beat from all the driving he did down to New Orleans and back. Over his right shoulder is the E.W.T. Tri-State Championship. In his left hand is the jar of "potion" that he bought from LaVue and Papa Shango. No sooner has he walked through the door, than he is approached by Doc Hendrix.)
*DOC*: Doc Hendrix here with E.W.T. Tri-State Champ Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark. Billy, you've had your share of problems lately with the one and only Maelstrom. Now, your problems have multiplied. What do you think about the new number one contender for your Tri-State Championship, Merc?
(Billy looks at Doc for a second with a puzzled look on his face.)
*BU*: Who?
*DOC*: Merc.
*BU*: What's a Merc?
*DOC*: He's the new number one contender for the Tri-State Championship..... Merc.
*BU*: (still puzzled) Merc?..... OH! Do you mean Mark? Like Mark Jindrak? Is he the new number one contender?
*DOC*: No, no! I didn't say Mark! I said "Merc!" You know him! The Mercenary!
*BU*: Oh, him?! Now HE wants my Tri-State Championship, too?! What is this? Do these people think that just because I'm a VIRGIN that I'm easy pickings?! (Billy sighs) Classic Virgin Discrimination. It figures.
*DOC*: Well.... actually, Merc earned his title shot after beating JZ at "No Rest For the Wicked." The Commissioner announced it after the match.
*BU*: Really? Well, its still probably related to Virgin Discrimination. I'm not sure how.... but I'm sure it is. (Billy shakes his head and thinks for a moment.) Great! First I've got the illegitimate son of Aquaman chasing me around, and now I've got a guy who can't even pronounce his own name, so he calls himself "Merc"? Well, fortunately, I'm not dealing with two of the BRIGHTEST people on the face of the Earth. And pretty soon, I'll only be dealing with one. (Billy hands Doc the jar) Get a load of this!
(Doc looks at the jar. He opens the lid a crack and takes a sniff. He immediately turns away.)
*DOC*: WHOA! What's THAT? It smells like Prestone anti-freeze!
*BU*: Its a special potion that'll give me the same powers that Maelstrom does when I drink it!
*DOC*: You're gonna DRINK that stuff?! Hell, I wouldn't drink that at a wedding! There's no telling what I'd do afterwards!
*BU*: Whatever! This stuff is going to help me get rid of old Walleye-Breath, once and for all! And after that, I'll deal with Mr. Top Contender, Merc. I hope he didn't think the road to becoming a top contender was tough, because it'll be nothing compared to that fall I'm going to send him on straight back to the bottom of the heap.
(Billy grabs the bottle back from Doc.)
Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to catch a nap in my locker room before the match list is posted.
(Billy walks off. As he goes, he starts singing "Free Bird" to himself. The scene fades to black.
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 17, 2005 1:31:04 GMT -5
*Mike is seen backstge,talking on his cellphone.*
MIKE:Uh huh.Uh huh.Alright.Thanks,Principal.We'll see you in the ring then.
*Mike turns his phone off and taps Joe in the arm.*
MIKE:Well,it's official,bro.This week,The Shocking Truth will be having it's special guests,the P.T.A!
JOE:Now,refresh me why we're dealing with the Standards and Parctices wannabes?
MIKE:I have a meesage for them.Or rather,WE have a message for themRemember?.
JOE:Right.
MIKE:Alright,I'm gonna go let Tooms know about it and be right back.
*Mike walks off.Josh Matthews walks up to Joe.*
JOSH:Joe,you wanted to see me?
JOE:Oh,hey,Josh.How's the family?
JOSH:Well,they've been good.Now,you wanted me to interview you about something?
JOE:Well,it's more of a 'someone' than a 'something'.Unless you call a loon a 'something'.
JOSH:Who exactly are you talking about?
JOE:Ultimo Chocula,that's who.A guy who's name is based off a cereal character,and also a nutcase,if ya ask me.
JOSH:What makes you say that?
JOE:josh,man,think about it.The guy has a collection of made up belts.The Gene Reybun Memorial belt,the Studly Man belt,the Insane Asylum belt...I dunno who in their right minds would make up a belt and consider himself a champ.And to make it worse,the last guy to deal with Chocula,PZA,belives HE is the GRM champ,when Tooms even said the belt was dead.
JOSH:You don't say.
JOE:Oh,believe me,that ain't the end of it.I heard him mistake boos for cheers,I heard about those 'humiliation pics' of Dorf last month,and speaking of Dorf,Ultimo had NO CLUE why he gave Dorf the win and then just beat him up.Let's be honest,Josh,do you know why he did that?
JOSH:Besides a set up for the PPV?
JOE:Besides that.
JOSH:Well,no,actually.
JOE:Exactly.And the next time I can,I'm gonna prove that Ultimo's just what I been calling him...a crazy loon.
*Joe walks off as the camera zooms in on Josh.Fade to black.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 17, 2005 6:45:25 GMT -5
*A commercial starts to play.*
Voice Over: From the people that brought you EWT: Can You Dig It F***a!! Comes the all new EWT videogame. EWT: The Saga Continues. Featuring many new EWT superstars.
*Pictures of computer versions of Maelstrom, Chocula, David Adams, Theo Rumm, WDD & others.*
VO: All your favorite EWT superstars return.
*Pictures of DSR, A-Bomb, Dorf, Spaz, Toomi, Mistress Mia.*
VO: All new match types, Scaffold Matches, Chain Matches, Body Bag Matches.
*Picture of Pyschoapeguy putting Dorf in a bodybag.*
VO: Play for the real EWT belts.
*DSR wearing the EWT Heavyweight Title.*
VO: Authentic superstar voices.
Spaz: Spaz = Ratings.
Mike Ragnal: And that's the shocking truth!!
Botchberg: BLEARG!!
VO: Go out & get EWT: The Saga Continues in stores 25th August.
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 17, 2005 12:43:03 GMT -5
*Cut to Theo Rumm watching the Video Game Commercial from the mini TV he brought in with him.*
Theo: Damn, cant wait for that to come out. That's looks awesome.
*Marc Llyod enters*
Llyod: Theo, can I ask you something?
Theo: Shoot.
Llyod: You've requested to chose the next match between you and WDD. Just recently, he excepted. So my question is-
Theo (Cutting off): Marc, I can't tell you what the stipulations for my match are.
Llyod: You haven't thought of anything, have you?
Theo:...No. Wait a minute...no.
*Theo walks into the backround*
Llyod: Well there you have it fo-
Theo: I GOT IT! MARC! GET OUT! I GOT TO WRITE THIS DOWN! YOU TOO, CAMERAMAN!
*Camera cuts to black*
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 17, 2005 15:43:31 GMT -5
*We are backstage with Curly and Mr.Big they are getting a couple of coffees from the little cafe, Curly is talking to the waitress*
Curly: . . yeah thats 7 sugars, cause I'm super sweet . .
*Curly grins the gap in his teeth clearly visible, the waitress horrified walks off*
Curly: So Big that meeting with Pza, Epidemik and Destroyer went well . . . they know there stuff . . . just like we know what we have to do . . .
*Mr. Big nods*
Curly: Once the matches are up this week, I'm sure I'll be getting a real test of my skills . . . that match with Billy wasn't the real me . . . I was clouded by my memories of Mina . . . it wasn't my A game and I intend to prove it in my next match . . . just like I proved it to you Big back in Trenton 3 years ago . . . .
*Mr. Big shakes at the mention of the town and turns away*
Curly: . . Hehe . . . . good . . . I'm glad you remember so no more slip ups . . . or else . . . now where's that coffee! . .
*The Waitress walks over with two cups of coffee. As she puts them on the table Curly smiles, shocked by this closer view of Curly's teeth the Waitress spills the coffee all over Curly*
Curly: . . . Ahhhh! . . .
Waitress:. . . oh my . . I'm so sorry . . let me help you . . .
*The waitress bends down to try and clean the stain, Curly is oblivious to the girls attempts at helping him*
Curly: . . . hey, I knew you wanted me . . . give us a kiss . .
*Curly lunges forward, the waitress in horror panics and flees, turning the table over as she goes . . . Curly gives chase shouting*
Curly: . . Don't run! . . I have a new stain that needs cleaning! . . .
*Mr . Big looks at the chaos, sighs . . and follows his boss . . . the cafe Radio can be heard in the background as he goes*
Radio: . . . st atrocity in the past 23 years. Police have a few leads on the case. The reports suggest that in this peaceful town a evil would be unleashed. The center of this event was Little Elmer's Orphanage. Which was home to a malicious character who through sheer cruelty and insanity carved his name into . . .
(fade out)
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 17, 2005 21:32:35 GMT -5
*Mike and Joe are backstage getting ready for their match.*
JOE:The Heartthrobs.I can't believe we got stuck with a bunch of Chippendale rejects.
MIKE:Hey,we wanna make it as a team,don't we?
JOE:Yeah,that's true.But just so you know,thing's could change within the next few weeks.
MIKE:Chocula?
JOE:Yeah.How'd ya know?
MIKE:Well,you did call him a Loon on the last matchboard.
JOE:Heh,yeah,that's true.
MIKE:Just remember not to get yourself hurt.Remember the time in SAW we took on all five members of the Broadway Actors' Guild at the same time?
JOE:Oh,GOD,it took two weeks to get Sweeney's razor out my ass!
MIKE:And then there was the time you dove off th balcony to elbow a guy through a table,and he moved?
JOE:Oh,the blisters I got...
MIKE:And then there was...
*Mike continues as he and Joe head off.*
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Post by DSR on Aug 17, 2005 22:07:36 GMT -5
*Aboard the Leper Colony plays as DSR comes out, alone for once. He's got a surly look on his face. The crowd boos him, as usual. DSR gets on the mic.
DSR: I know you're all expecting me to come out and gloat that I defeated Spaz at the PPV. To be honest, I would love to rub his nose in his failure. But that son of a b***h came out, talking about outside interference by Sexy Translator and Toomi Bischoff! I don't know how many times I have to say it, but I'm not responsible for Toomi Bischoff's actions, and he isn't responsible for MINE. There is no alliance! It's not my problem if Toomi decides he doesn't LIKE YOU, Spaz. And in regards to Sexy Translator, I would like to point out that she has a mind of her own, an Awesome Bomb out of the ring is perfectly legal, and I had blood in my eyes at the time. So pardon me, Spaz, but f*** you. I didn't see any g***amn table.
Spaz, I've proven already that I am BETTER than you. Whether or not Toomi Bischoff decides to grant you a rematch, I want you to know this: if you continue to rain on my f***in' parade, I may have to do something you'll regret. In the meantime, I'M STILL THE MOTHER F***IN' CHAMP, YOU SORRY SON OF A B***H!!!!!
*Confetti drops from the ceiling as DSR proudly displays his World Heavyweight Title belt. His music plays as he poses for the less than adoring crowd. DSR then walks backstage. End scene.
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Post by curtrok on Aug 17, 2005 22:09:58 GMT -5
We are back in the EWT arena and the crowd is excited about the next match.
Ring Announcer: The next match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
JR: They have tag team matches in wrestling still, coulda fooled me.
Introducing first, Shawn Michaels, Martey Janetty the Rockers.
The rockers music hits and the crowd goes nuts for Marty Janetty. The duo sprints down to the ring and plays it up to the fans big time.
Ring Annoucer: And their opponents Curtrok and Botchberg.
Live and let die from Paul Mccartney and the wings plays throughout the arena. Curtrok and Botchberg walk up to the ramp with WDD. WDD walks back to prepare for his match later. Curtrok and Botchberg are sporting brand new EWT tripple threat t-shirts and black trunks.
Curtrok is still wearing his F.T.W belt.
Curtrok and Janetty will start things off. The ref calls for the bell as curtrok and Janetty tie up. Curtrok scores an early arm drag take down. Janetty pops up and is met with a hip toss.
Jannety charges at curtrok and takes an drop toe hold. Curtrok gets up and drops and elbow to the back and ribs of Janetty.
Janetty rolls to the corner and tags in HBK. HBK jumps over the top rope and is immdeiately kicked in the face. Curtrok irish whips HBK into the neutral corner and charges in behind him with a splash. Curtrok covers and gets a one count.
HBK works back up to his feet and ties up curtrok, HBK push Curtrok back into a neutral corner and the ref calls for a clean break. HBK backs up cleanly and Curtrok tugs on his hair behind the refs back, causing HBK to take a swing at curtrok, curtrok ducks the punch and spins HBK into the corner.
Curtrok scores some shoulders to the ribs. The referee tries to get the wrestlers out of the corner and curtrok shoves him out of the way. Curtrok continues to work the ribs of HBK.
The ref finally gets the two out of the corner and the square off in the center of the ring again. Curtrok ties up HBK and quickly scores a head butt that staggers hbk followed by a vertical drop kick to the mush.
Curtrok scores some more elbows to the ribs of HBK. Curtrok gets to his feet and stomps HBK in the ribs over and over. Curtrok delivers some overhand axe handle smahses to the ribs.
Curtrok whips HBK into his own corner and he tags out.
Janetty charges at curtrok, curtrok hits a back body drop and tags in Botchberg.
Botchberg and Curtrok stomp on Janetty. The ref finally gets Curtrok out of the ring. Botchberg picks up Jannety for a sidewalk slam and cover. 1..................2.............Jannety kicks out.
Botchberg whips Jannety into his corner. Curtrok begins to choke Jannety with the tag rope as Botchberg distracts the ref. HBK tries to get in the ring and is stopped by the ref.
Botchberg scores some hard punches to the face as the ref is trying to get HBK out of the ring.
Botchberg tags in Curtrok. Curtrok picks up Jannety for a full nelson slam. Curtrok picks up Jannety again and slams him again. Jannety appears to be out cold. 1.........................2.............HBK breaks up the pin.
The ref tries to get HBK out of the ring again. Curtrok picks up Jannety for a pile driver. Botchberg gets on the top rope and drives Jannety into the ground by the feet. Curtrok gets out of the ring and Botchberg remains.
Curtrok claps his hands to indicate a tag, no tag was made. Botchberg picks up Jannety for a BOTCHHAMMER! Botchberg plants Jannety and tags in Curtrok.
Curtrok climbs to the top rope Botchberg picks up Jannety on his shoulders. Curtrok scores a missle drop kick on Jannety.
Botchberg gets out of the ring. Curtrok goes for a cover. HBK jumps into the ring and breaks up the pin with a stiff kick to the ribs. Curtrok works to his feet and his crushed with some sweet chin music.
HBK drags Jannety back to the corner climbs out and waits for reaches up for the tag. Jannety tags in Michaels, HBK jumps over the ropes and is met with a spear by Botchberg to those injured ribs.
Botchberg throws Curtrok on HBK for the cover. 1............2...............3! The ref calls for the bell.
Ring Annoucer: You're winners Curtrok and Botchberg.
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Post by curtrok on Aug 17, 2005 22:20:57 GMT -5
Botchberg and Curtrok are seen celebrating their win back stage and they are apporached by Hoss Mattahews.
HM: Gentlemen how do you feel about you're big tag team win tonight.
BB: Did you have any doubt that the two thrids of the tripple threat couldn't get the job done? I've never been pinned cleanly in the EWT! This man Curtrok is the biggest star ever anyone that toomi puts in the ring with us, THEY'RE NEXT BLEARG!
HM: What about your fued with Bared Wire Harry Curtrok?
CR: I haven't seen that sack of guts since I pinned him 1.......2.............3 at the PPV so I consider that fued to be over. The tripple threat have better things to do with their time than worry about out of shape stunt man. Now can we go I've got some celebrating to do after WDD wins his match.
HM: One more question, is there any truth to the rumors that there is some tension between you Curtrok and The Mercenary?
CR: Who?
HM: The mer......Curtrok hits HM in the throat and takes the mic from HM.
CR: Botchberg spear that sack of sh*t.
Botchberg spears HM through a plaster wall.
CR: Don't you ever say the name of that son of a b*tch to me again. Are the rumors true? No theay aren't true, there is no tension between us only hatred. I hate him, I wish Toomi would book a match between us so I could snap his legs off at the knees and then beat him with them.
He is a cancer in the EWT, he is a wart on the ass of wrestling! No I take that back, he is a pox on humanity and if I ever get him alone in the ring, I'll cure the pox!
Curtrok slams the mic down and walks away.
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 17, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5
LILLIAN:The following contest is scheduled for one fall.Making their way to the ring first,from Scranton,PA...Mike and Joe,the RAGNALS!
*High Voltage plays as Mike and Joe enter,Mike still going down the list of joe's mishaps,and Joe blocking his ears off from hearing.A few seconds after they get into the ring,the Heartthrobs make their way in their gay fashion.*
LILLIAN:And their opponents,Antonio and Romeo...the HEARTTHROBS!
*Antonio and Romeo start folling around in the ring,and after they rip their pants off,Mike and Joe start beating up on the Throbs,until the ref separates Mike and Romeo,leaving Joe and Antonio to rumble.*
*The bell rings.Joe is kicking Antonio in the corner several times and then whips him into another corner.Joe charges at Antonio,but Ant counters with an elbow and heads up to the top rope and hits a Bulldog on Joe,knocking him to the ground.Antonio tags in Romeo,who puts Joe into a crossface hold.Romeo then picks him up and whips him,but Joe counters and whips Romeo towards him and hits a clothesline on him.Joe runs to the ropes and hits a Lionsault on Romeo and goes for the pin.*
1!2!
*Romeo kicks out.Joe drags Romeo over to his corner and tags Mike.Mike drops a few elbows onto Romeo,and then puts Romeo into a Mexican Surfboard.After a minute,Mike let's him out and goes up top for the High Voltage.While the ref's not looking,Antonio gets out of his corner and pushes Mike off of the turnbuckle.Romeo gets up and goes for the pin.*
1!2!
*Joe gets out of the corner and eblows Romeo to break up the count.Antonio gets out of his corner and goes after Joe.Antonio and Romeo team up on Joe and go for the dobule STO,but Mike clobbers both of them from behind.Mike takes to Romeo,and Joe regains momentum to take out Antonio.Joe ducks under a clothesline from Antonio and hits him with a Superkick,and Mike takes down Romeo with the Ragnalrok.Instead of going for the pin,however,Mike and Joe exchange glances and nod.They both head to the top ropes and land the High Voltage and the Cloudbreaker on top of the Hearthrobs.And after that,Mike picks Romeo up by his legs and Joe grabs his head and connect a 3D!Mike goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings.Hihg Voltage plays as both Ragnals raise their arms in victory,and then head into the back.Fade to black.*
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Post by Banned Member on Aug 18, 2005 1:08:04 GMT -5
*Merc is shown standing next to Marc Lloyd*
ML: Merc what are your thoughts on the recent comments but Curtrok?
Merc: Isn't that the gut that hangs round a Goldberg ripoff?
ML: You mean BotchBerg?
Merc: Yea whatever. Anyways I don't understand what the hell Curt's problem is. He's got all this built up anger for what reason? I cant tell you, but if that pile of dog shit wants a fight! I will take him on any where any time! Matter of fact I'm calling him out next week! I got bigger problems to worry about,and just want to get this stupid ant named Curtrok off my back.,and...............................................................
*Merc sees Billy walk by,and as Billy walks by Merc runs over,and starts pounding on Billy. billy tries to fight back,but gets chucked into a wall,and as the refs come in to stop madness Mia walks in,and looks on.*
Merc: Billy you think I'm push over well think again cause the minute I'm done with that jackass Curtrok I'm coming right after you,and let me tell you something . You'll be lucky enough to walk away from our match,and when you finally are able to grasp that you just got the beating of your life. You will have to come to grasp that your Tri State title is now in my possession,and Curtrok I want you next week,but I want you in a street fight!
*merc walks over to Mia,and the two walk off laughing at the chaos Merc has just caused.*
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Post by Millie D on Aug 18, 2005 1:24:41 GMT -5
Merc and Mia are still laughing when Mia notices the Match board....and is visibly upset
Mia-" WHAT THE HELL? Loser leaves town? Didn't I give Trish a bad enough beating that she would be begging not only for mercy but to leave town? What is Bischoff's problem?..He has it in for me..he does........I know it......."
Merc-" baby..baby..calm down! He does not have it in for you..your hallucinating..besides...it did not say Trish was in perfect health..you can easily take her"
Mia-"*deep breaths* Your right....I can beat her.. I did it once.. I can do it again( then under her breath Mia states-"then after that , Bischoff will see I mean business)"
Merc-"what was that baby?"
Mia-" oh..nothing..let's go concentrate on our next move"
Happily Merc takes Mia's hand and they walk away out of camera view
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Post by viscera on Aug 18, 2005 1:53:52 GMT -5
Paul Podanski is in his lockerroom... still angry about his loss thanks to the P.T.A.'s underhanded tactics. He has a few stitches in his forehead from the textbook to the head, but otherwise, he's just fine. Suddenly... Sum Guy pops out of the garbage can with a microphone. Paul looks over and grimaces.
Paul: Oh not you again... do you always have to follow me around?
Sum: I'm Sum Guy and in Kindergarden, I brought my grandmother's remains to Show and Tell. I'm here with Paul Podanski who... in his first ever Pay Per View match... unless you count that one with the battle royal... lost to the newcomers known as the P.T.A. Your thoughts?
Paul: Listen Sum Guy... I had that match won... I brought that Mammoth... The Canceler to his friggin knees. If it wasn't for that stupid Principal Pain in the ass! Honestly... who the hell hits people with a text book?!
Sum: He is called the " Principal "
Paul: Whatever. The point is... they thought they could put me out of action... they thought wrong Sum. First... tonight, I'm gonna beat the ever-loving crap oiut of this... Hercules guy. And then... I'm comin for you Pain... Canceler. Because I've got a school you are gonna attend... the school of...
Sum: Hard knocks?
Paul: No idiot. I meant... the school of... Beatdowns!!! And you two better not be tardy... or I'll suspend you... till you flunk... ah screw it. I'm just gonna hurt you badly!
Sum Guy: What about the rumors of this... new member of the P.T.A. that have been circling the lockeroom?
Paul: let him come... I'll beat him down just like the rest... if you're in the P.T.A... you're my enemy... nuff said.
Sum: Well... I'm Sum Guy and I have an imaginary friend named Glue...
Paul: Shut up...
Paul stands up and shoves Sum Guy out of the room...
Cut to commercial
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 18, 2005 1:59:59 GMT -5
*We see Theo Rumm pass by Merc and Mia*
Theo: Hey, guys!
Merc: ...
Theo: Ok, ok. I'm moving along.
*Theo moves right along to look at the board.*
Theo: Let's see what 5 star stipulation Toomi's put me in this time...
*Theo's eyes widen and jaw drops so far, it looks like it went straight to hell.*
Theo: Viagra... on a pole... VIAGRA... on a... POLE...
*Theo goes walks away, and returns later with Tony Schimel*
Theo: Right, Tony? Read what's there for my match this week.
Tony: A... *Chuckle*... A... *SNORT* VIAGRA ON A POLE MATCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Theo: So I thought. Hey, Tony. Why is the though of Erectile Disfunction medication on a pole funny to you.
Tony: Because.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Ok ok.... BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Theo stops Tony's Laughing*
Theo: Tony? If you don't stop laughing in five seconds, I'm going to open a can of whoopass on you. Understood.
Tony (Regain Compusre): Right.
*Tony walks away, gets around the corner, soon a laughter from the whole entire area erupts as Theo looks on, slighty aggitated. He turns around to the camera.*
Theo (To Camera): Toomi, c'mon, man. I know you could do better. I think I'll go down to your little office and pay you a visit about this. This isn't a match, this is like "Oceanic Week" all over again for me, except with a bottle of VIAGRA dangling on a POLE!
*Now the laughter is coming from the people around him. Theo looks around franticly and yells...*
Theo: WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY ABOUT VIAGRA?!
*Theo take out a sharpie and writes "WTF?" and an arrow pointing to his match... he then looks over the rest of the board, finds WDD's match and writes "PUG F'IN UGLY" and " WARIO SUCKS LIKE A POLTERGIEST 3000!" with arrows to WDD's name.*
Theo: There we go... Theo 3, WDD 0.5.
*Theo tosses the sharpie and walks down to Toomi's office, Taking the long way all the way around the backstage area instead of walking into the door right right next to the match board that says "TOOMIBISCHOFF'S OFFICE".*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 18, 2005 2:00:31 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" blares over the speakers and everyone knows what time it is. Ultimo Chocula comes from out of the back with two feather dusters tied to the shoulders of his hoodie. He holds his arms out and spins slowly. I'll give you three guesses who he's trying to imitate. The first two don't count. Anyhoo, he gets in the ring and grabs the mic for this week's diatribe.) UC: "Nay-cha Boy!!!! Whooo!!! (holds out four fingers) Yeah, I've really dropped down the rankings this week. There I was! In the biggest match of my career! Gorf, Davey Boy, and me! Triple Threat Ladder Match! Both those pears were laid out flatter than flounders on the mat! The belt is as good as mine! Then..........I got hyp-mo-tized! I lost the match because somebody in the audience was swinging a watch and I went under a spell! Now thanks to some jerk's negligence I'm stuck babysitting some tired old bleached out geezer! Where's the justice in that? I should be the OX Division champion! I'm the biggest thing to hit this loser fed since...." (UC is cut off by the theme from 2001. Ric Flair comes out and shows UC how the entrance is really done. He slowly glides down the ramp and into the ring to a huge pop.) UC: "Hey! Grandpa! I was doing something! You don't come interrupting me when I'm telling these morons what's what!" (Ric looks around at the crowd and smirks.) UC: "Turn up your Miracle Ear extra loud and listen good, Frankenstein! I'm the man around here! Not you! I'm on my way up up up! You qualify for the liver and onion special at Denny's! You've had your day and now it's time to quietly fade away! You're washed up! A has been! A footnote in the history of wrestling! Now do us all a favor, catch the next Greyhound to Tallahassee! You've got a bowl of mush and a game of shuffle board waiting for you!" (By this point Flair is no longer amused and is giving UC the red eyes.) UC: "In fact, you're so worthless George South has whupped yer butt! Don't believe me! Check the Toomi-Tron! Roll the footage!" (Flair is trembling with rage right about now and is about to light into UC.) UC: "Oh! One more thing! Before you retire I got something to ask you! See, next week I have this tag match with that worm Michael Cole and the Energizer guy and I don't have a partner yet. So I was thinking if you're not booked next week you and me could teach those two..." (Flair chops UC right in the chest (Whooooo!) and he hits the deck as the bell sounds. Flair is laying into UC with some fierce forearms to the back of the head. Flair sends UC into the ropes and gives him a hiptoss. UC slides out of the ring to take a breather but Flair chases him. They do a lap around the ring and UC slides back in. As Flair enters the ring UC stomps on him repeatedly. He picks Flair up and slams him in the middle of the ring, runs the ropes, and lands a quick leg drop. UC then picks Flair up and delivers a swinging neck breaker. He lands a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. One. UC applies a rear chin lock but Flair elbows him in the gut a few times and breaks it. Flair hits the ropes and knocks UC down with a shoulder block. He runs the ropes again and does the same. Flair runs the ropes a third time but UC ducks underneath, leapfrogs him on the rebound, then goes for a back body drop but Flair telegraphs and boots UC in the skull. Flair bodyslams UC where he wants him, backs up to a turnbuckle, then runs out and nails UC with that rolling knee drop he likes to do. Flair goes for a pin. Two. Flair keeps the pressure on with a reverse arm bar, every so often driving a knee into UC's back. UC manages to stand up and Flair switches to a standing head lock. UC pushes off and Flair goes into the ropes. he tries for a clothesline but UC ducks it and blasts Ric with Spinning Knuckle on the rebound. UC then grabs Flair by the hair and throws him outside the ring. As Flair stands up he looks and sees UC flying over the top rope with a Cannonball Run laying him out. UC pops right back up gives a couple stomps to Flair. He picks Flair up and gives him a suplex onto the ramp. Flair grabs his back and shrieks. Flair staggers up and UC measures him, springboards off the guard rail, and delivers an enziguri right to the back of Ric's head. UC throws Ric back into the ring and follows him in. Ric tries to beg off some but UC doesn't buy it and gives him a couple fists to the head. Ric tries to stand but he gets clotheslined back down. Ric gets up again but is met with a spinning back elbow. UC throws Ric into the turnbuckle and Flair hits hards, staggers out, and Flair Flops dead center of the ring. UC taunts the crowd to a chorus of boos. Flair looks like he's getting up and UC goes for a super kick. Flair catches UC's leg and turns it into a shin breaker. UC goes down in a heap clutching his leg. Flair goes right for it and stomps away on UC's bum leg. He sets UC's leg on the bottom rope then jumps and sits down on it. He does this a couple more times and UC is paying. Ric signals to the crowd and locks on the Figure Four. UC is thrashing around as Ric applies the pressure. Whenever the ref isn't looking Flair grabs the ropes for leverage. After a few minutes of this UC looks like he's trying to overturn the hold. Flair tries to keep him from turning over but finally UC does. Flair starts screaming and shaking his head, then grabs the rope, forcing UC to break the hold. Flair gets up first and decks UC with a forearm to the face. Flair then climbs the turnbuckles and looks out to the crowd signaling that he's going to finish UC off. But then..................wait for it..................UC staggers up, grabs Flair, and throws him off the top turnbuckles. Flair lands with a meaty thud as UC rests on the ropes trying to stand. Flair gets up and UC goes for another super kick. Flair ducks it and gives UC a back suplex. Flair signals he's going to apply the Figure Four again, but when he hooks the leg UC grabs Ric by the hair and small packages him. UC grabs a fistful of tights as the ref counts to three.) Lillian: "Here is your winner............Ultimo Chocula!" (UC skedaddles out of the ring and tries to make it up the ramp but he's going very slowly thanks to the bad wheel. Flair is beside himself with anger and complaining to the ref that UC cheated. The ref just looks at Flair and says totally deadpan....) Ref: "Like you've never done that before?" (Flair is still pleading his case as UC is raises his arms at the top of the ramp.)
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
Posts: 3,062
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Post by Limey on Aug 18, 2005 2:35:58 GMT -5
*Howard Finkel comes out and announces the Scaffold Tables match.*
Fink: Llllladies and gentlemen, the following is a Scaffold tables match! In this match, in order to secure a victory, the winning team must consecutively throw their opponents off of the scaffolding through the awaiting card tables below. If a combatant hits the floor without breaking one of the tables, he or she will be lifted to the top of the scaffolding, via wireframe, and the match will continue.
*"Sexy Boy" hits, and out comes the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Micheals, accompanied once again by Gasoline and Rosa. He casually glances up at the scaffolding, and climbs effortlessly to the top, taunting for the crowd to the classic "sea of jeers". "RIP" hits, and Limey comes out, without Carla this time (too much strain on the injured knee.) He climbs the Scaffolding, and gets ready to throw up the horns, when Bret grabs a mic.*
Bret: Hold up there, Limey. I just want to make something clear. You see, even though you lost to, uh, Flex Magnificent, the rookie who can't even wrestle, and even though being seen with you is now...well...more embarrassing than it ever was before, I just wanted you to know that it's OK! You see, I didn't like being tag partners with you, let alone tag champs, but now I've figured out that with such a loser as a tag partner, there's obviously no dispute that I am the superior athelete, the superior wrestler of the two of us! Hey, 'buddy', you heard Toomi! Whenever we're in a match, I carry it! Good things are coming my way, m'man, and it's all thanks to you!
*Limey is visually vexed by this. Before he can do anything, "Powerman 5000" hits, and out come the Damn Dudleyz. Bubba and D'von come out, scale the scaffolding, and do their weird taunt thing to a good-sized pop.
The bell sounds, and the match is underway. Bubba and Limey face up, as do Bret and D'von. Limey grapples with Bubba before applying an armwrench manouver. Bret rakes the eyes of D'von before hitting a back suplex when D'von turns, stunned. Bret then goes over to Bubba, still in the armwrench, and hits an elbow onto Bubba's twisted arm. Limey then releases the arm, and as Bubba is released, Limey hits a sweep whilst Bret hits a spinkick onto Bubba in a modified Total Elimination! Limey applies a sleeper hold onto Bubba, when suddenly, D'von is up, and hits an elbow to the head of Bret. Bret is only momentarily surprised by this, though, and quickly knees D'von in the gut, following through by rolling over to the back of D'von and hitting a neckbreaker. Bret then walks over to D'von and applies the Sharpshooter! D'von tries to tap, but that isn't allowed. Meanwhilst, Bubba is fighting out of the sleeper hold that Limey has applied, and hits a few elbows to the gut of Limey before spinning to Limey's back to hit the Bubba Bomb. He taunts, and turns to be hit with Bret's SWEET CHIN MUZAK!!!! Bubba stumbles to the end of the scaffolding and struggles wildly to keep his balance. However, Bret follows with another SWEET CHIN MUZAK that sends Bubba crashing down through four tables, eliminating him. Bret then turns his attention to D'von, who is starting to get up. Limey also rises to his feet. He and Bret stare each other down before focusing on D'von. They both go over to D'von, and lift him up to a Gorilla Press, with Limey holding the head and chest, and Bret holding the feet and legs. They then chuck D'von off the scaffold through the tables on the other side.
WINNERS: Limey and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels.
*Post match, Limey grabs the stick.*
Limey: You know what, Bret? You call yourself the superior champion? The superior athelete? The superior WRESTLER? Then you can see how it feels to be the sole champion for a while! My contract (That no-one has seen or discussed before) clearly states that I have the right to take time off to look after any hospitalised managers or family members for up to nine days, so I'm outta here to spend time with Carla! And let me tell you something, Bret! If you think you can take Flex, I won't stop you! And I'll show you the same support you showed me, you can count on THAT! That's life, Bret! And Life has just given...YOU...LIMES!!!
*Limey throws down the stick and leaves. Bret is left laughing with Rosa and Gasoline, asking "what's HIS problem?"*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
Posts: 236
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Post by Maelstrom on Aug 18, 2005 4:19:03 GMT -5
*In the Backstage area Maelstrom is walking to the match board, as he walks around a corner he runs into Merc & Mia*
Maelstrom: . . . Merc . . Mia . .
Merc & Mia: . . . Maelstrom . .
Maelstrom . . say I heard Trish Stratus booking a Taxi for you Mia . . . I hear you might be leaving town . . . *laughs* . . .
*Mia is angry about Maelstroms comment, but Merc holds her back*
Maelstrom: Oh and Merc don't get any ideas about that Tri-State Title . . . because when the tide has run through Billy I'll be the new Tri-State Champion! . . Now get out of my way! . .
*Maelstrom barges past the couple and continues to the match board . . . clearly there is tension in the EWT corridors today . . . Merc & Mia walk off as Maelstrom reaches the board*
Maelstrom: . . lets see . . Maelstrom . . Maelstrom . . ah here we are . . . Tatanka!? . . in an Indian Strap match . . this won't take . . .
*Tatanka has just appeared behind Maelstrom*
Tatanka: *Shouts Famous Warcry from his music* . .
*Maelstrom shocked by the noise hold his hands over his ears. Tatanka continues to shout*
Maelstrom: SHUT UP!!
*Tatanka finishes his Warcry and starts running around Maelstrom chanting and hollering*
Maelstrom: Hey now . . stop that . . . the tide . . . damm it man!
*Maelstrom sticks his arm out and Tatanka runs straight into it. . . Maelstrom helps the native American wrestler to his feet, Tatanka raises his hand*
Tatanka: How! . . . You big man . . . but I am Tatanka . . . I defeat you with native Indian strap . . .my feathers will bring me much luck against you . . would you like to smoke Peace Pipe before battle. .
Maelstrom: . . er . . maybe later . . . how about you go and get ready and I'll see you out there . . .
Tatanka: . . Very well . . .
*Tatanka walks off, Maelstrom stands by the board shaking his head*
Maelstrom: Who allowed the Village people to resurface . . I mean . .
*Rob Conway walks past*
Conway: Hey, Look at me . . . I'm doing things the Con-way . . . Look at . . ugh
*Maelstrom boots Conway in the gut and powerslams him into the wall*
Maelstrom: this is not the 1980s!! . . . Billy your belt will be mine . . . The Tide Will Turn . .
*Maelstrom is about to walk off when he sees Curly and Mr.Big heading his way*
Maelstrom: To hell with this freakshow!
*Maelstrom disappears in a cloud of smoke*
(cut to commercial)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 18, 2005 4:40:17 GMT -5
*Familiar music hits & The Rock heads to the ring getting a good pop.*
RA: From Miami, FL, weighing in at 275 lbs he is The People's Champion The Rock!!
Rock: Finally The Rock has come back..... to the EWT!! I'm here to face some candy ass called Spaz.
*Crowd pops.*
Rock: I here he is pretty popular round here so I wanna check what all the fuss is about. Get out here you jabroni!
*Party Starter hits & Spaz appears. He is still recovering from the PPV & is limping slightly. He has a bandage around his head.*
S: You have always been a hero to me Rock. It will be a honor to hit you with The Shockwave & pin you.
Rock: *Laughing* Confident, I like that. Lets see what you bring to the table.
*The Rock slaps Spaz hard & the bell rings. They trade slaps until Rock knocks Spaz down with a right. He is up quickly & clotheslines Rock down. Spaz grabs his legs & tries to lock on the Sydney Cloverleaf but Rock fights out & gets back to his feet. Rock charges at Spaz but Spaz ducks & grabs Rock, he hits a german suplex & rises for a second but Rock fightsd out & hits a german of his own & rises. Spaz fights out & hits another German, followed by the second & a third bridged into a pin.*
1 2 NO!
*Rock kicks out. Both men are up but the series of Germans took alot out of both of them. They are slow to get going. Spaz charges at Rock but out of nowhere he hits Spaz with a Spinebuster. The crowd know whats coming & they rise to their feet. The Rock ripss off his elbow pad & bounces off the ropes twice & hits Spaz with The People's Elbow. Rock goes for the cover.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Spaz is still alive in this match. Rock pulls Spaz up & tries for a Rock Bottom but Spaz fights out of it & hits a Down Under DDT purely on instinct. The Rock is in trouble now as Spaz locks on the Cloverleaf. Spaz is apply the pressure but with a desperate lunge Rock gets to the ropes. Spaz breaks the hold. Rock pulls himself up & Spaz grabs him & hits a Vertical Suplex followed by a second & a third amigo. Spaz hooks the leg.*
1 2 ROPEBREAK!!
*The Rock has his foot on the Bottom rope. Both men are tired as they struggle to their feet The Rock grabs Spaz & hits a Samoan Drop. He picsk Spaz up & goes for a Rock Bottom again. But Spaz counters it with Elbows to the Rock's head. With The Rock reeling Spaz seizes the opportunity & hits The Shockwave.*
1 2 3!
*Spaz music hits as the ref raises his hand in victory.*
RA: Your winner by pinfall Spaz!!
*The Rock gets up holding the back of his head & shakes Spaz's hand he then grabs a mic.*
Rock: OK I see you are the real deal now. Toomi, Spaz deserves another shot at the EWT Heavyweight Title. If you SSSMMMEEELLL what The Rock is cooking!!
*Both men leave to a great ovation.*
Cut To Commercial
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